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<C�st la Vie> Listen jerk, after the Goddess of Love, no other woman could even BEGIN to satisfy!! He probably had no choice but to hump species!!


welcome to #suburbansenshi

[21:02] * Joanna Smithson is watching RAW and is half drunk
[21:05] * @SpeedRcrX is watching and is fully drunk
[21:05] <Joanna Smithson> that was f[BLEEP]king damn quick
[21:05] * Joanna Smithson takes another drink
[21:05] <@SpeedRcrX> Lashley is like a bigass ninja turtle
[21:05] <Joanna Smithson> ...
[21:05] <Joanna Smithson> PFFFT
[21:05] <Joanna Smithson> oh f[BLEEP]king god..imagine..if he fell over...and just....flailed like a turtle xd
[21:09] <@SpeedRcrX> haahahahhhahahhahahahahaa
[21:09] <Joanna Smithson> OH COME ON
[21:09] <Joanna Smithson> JUST WHY DIDN'T THEY THROW THE GUY
[21:10] <@SpeedRcrX> Because Rey will break into a billion pieces if he did that
[21:12] <Joanna Smithson> AJ is still awesome
[21:15] <@SpeedRcrX> He is a bad guy now.
[21:16] <Joanna Smithson> don't care
[21:16] <Joanna Smithson> stil lawesome
[21:22] * Joanna Smithson passes the snack over
[21:25] * @SpeedRcrX tries some
[21:27] * Joanna Smithson is serving her patenting Jo-Nachos
[21:40] <@SpeedRcrX> I HAVET HE NACHOS NOW THEY AR ENOT JO NACHOS ANY LONGER
[21:41] <Joanna Smithson> RUKA NACHOS!!!
[21:42] <@SpeedRcrX> GEDDIT
[21:42] <@SpeedRcrX> JO NACHOS
[21:43] <@SpeedRcrX> YOR NACHOES
[21:43] <Joanna Smithson> NACCHOOOS
[21:45] <Joanna Smithson> f[BLEEP]k yeah styles!
[21:46] * Joanna Smithson feels herself about to lose her lunch...and uses her force of will to stop it!
[21:56] * Joanna Smithson grabs another nacho and manages to drop it down her chest
[21:56] <Joanna Smithson> ......
[21:57] * Joanna Smithson manages to get the chip out and eats it
[23:14] * @SpeedRcrX is away: pases out
[23:15] *** Joanna Smithson has left #suburbansenshi (ditto)
[16:04] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte plants herself on Venus sofa and f[BLEEP]king luxuriates
[16:05] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ♡ Ahhhhhhh~ ♡
[16:11] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte plots an excellent night ont he town.
[16:11] <Griselda> Someone's looking quite comfy♫
[16:12] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I have decided I deserve to be pampered today. .
[16:15] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> It wouldn't do to make a habit of it, naturally... but once in a while.
[16:16] <Griselda> Naturally.
[16:20] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I'm ridiculosuly happy and satisifed and don't trust it, so I shall, as they say, "make hay whilst the sun shines."
[16:21] <Griselda> Fair enough.
[16:26] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Waht's new with you, then?
[16:30] <Griselda> Got back from meeting with a few friends.
[16:34] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Iwas going to say I never do that, but that's exactly when I come here / next door.
[16:39] <Griselda> Ah. Take it you got quite the collection of oddities?
[16:39] <Aria P. Peinforte> I'M AWAKE..I'M AWAKE....NOT SLEEPING..AWAKE
[16:39] * Aria P. Peinforte scrambles up from behind the sofa and slips and crashes back again
[16:40] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ....
[16:40] <Griselda> :3
[16:40] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> You all right, love?
[16:41] <Aria P. Peinforte> yes..think so..wait no...can't feel legs....wait...coming back..yes....they're back
[16:42] <Griselda> ...did you get into the mind-breaking stuff again?
[16:42] <Aria P. Peinforte> no....
[16:42] <Aria P. Peinforte> father doesn't even let me near his stash
[16:43] <Aria P. Peinforte> ..not since the garden party
[16:45] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Ah.
[16:45] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...You're a Peinforte since when do you need access to someone else's stash?
[16:45] <Aria P. Peinforte> ........trust me
[16:45] <Aria P. Peinforte> it was MIND BLOWING
[16:46] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ....Roll your own child.
[16:46] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Trust me on this.
[16:46] <Aria P. Peinforte> so wait...mother hasn't had me yet..has she?
[16:46] <Griselda> What's today..... Tuesday?
[16:47] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Once you know your own mind properly you can do things no one else c-- no
[16:47] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Yes
[16:47] * Griselda pulls a calendar out of her pocket. "Yeah, pretty sure you're not born in this time yet."
[16:47] <Aria P. Peinforte> ...wait you're right...
[16:47] <Aria P. Peinforte> Windsor is still in one piece and not on fire
[16:49] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ....
[16:49] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> My manor better not bget burnt down.
[16:49] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> It's older than many COUNTRIES.
[16:49] <Aria P. Peinforte> no the house survives
[16:50] <Aria P. Peinforte> the birth throes of a hell powered sorceress has...rather not pleasent side effects >.>
[16:51] <Griselda> Gonna guess that reality ends up having a serious case of the bends. I know that feeling.
[16:55] * Griselda stuffs the calendar back into her pocket.
[16:55] <Aria P. Peinforte> >_>;
[16:56] <Griselda> But enough of that --- been up to anything interesting, Aria?
[16:56] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte sighs and texts Exeter to go out and buy a s[BLEEP]t load of fire suppressant systems and get them set up around the garden manor.
[17:01] <Aria P. Peinforte> the usual
[17:05] <Griselda> Ah.
[17:05] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Well I'm going to head out, I'll see you lot tomorrow ~♡
[17:05] *** @Paisley Pythia Peinforte [paisely_p@firstcircle.karn03-kasterborusrelay.sen] has left #suburbansenshi (My dairy-based frozen confection creates a focal point to which all young males of the species are drawn. You are correct; it is far superior to yours. I could attempt to educate you on the finer points of this subject, but it would require monetary recompense on your part.)
[18:03] * Griselda takes a moment to stretch out.
[22:11] *** Griselda [FORBIDDEN@404] has left #suburbansenshi
[10:28] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> My Favourite(?) forusm memory
[16:52] <Eoria> ....context por favor?
[17:02] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Something about a pool in which we were contenders
[17:21] <Eoria> Huh.
[17:24] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I don't recall the context, just my sheer disbelief.
[17:55] <Eoria> ....wow.
[22:39] * @SpeedRcrX drags herself in, tired
[22:39] <@SpeedRcrX> Man, who knew strreet racing could be so exhausting
[22:40] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> 'lo.
[22:40] <@SpeedRcrX> Hey paise how's it going
[22:41] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Meh.
[22:41] <@SpeedRcrX> Huh?
[22:41] <DD_Girl_Red> beh
[22:41] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I'm havign uncharitable thoughts.
[22:41] <@SpeedRcrX> Okay Ebenezer.
[22:41] <@SpeedRcrX> Also holy f[BLEEP]k why is there Youma in here
[22:42] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> they tend to crep in from time to time.
[22:42] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I've no idea why.
[22:42] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> They just started appearing one day.
[22:43] <@SpeedRcrX> LOL Michi, Sets and I just iignored the f[BLEEP]k out of them and the Lemureseses and the Cardinans and the Droids
[22:43] <@SpeedRcrX> We were like "this isn't even worth our time."
[22:43] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> So Hypothetical
[22:43] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Had the Outers taken on Beryl--
[22:44] <@SpeedRcrX> One shot Hissatsu.
[22:44] <@SpeedRcrX> Especially since we wouldn't have given a f[BLEEP]k about Endymion
[22:44] <setsy_meiou> I WOULD
[22:44] <setsy_meiou> MY KING IN LAVENDER
[22:44] <@SpeedRcrX> Who was banding an underage blonde?
[22:44] <@SpeedRcrX> ^banging
[22:45] <setsy_meiou> - I'd have killed huim myself -
[22:45] <@SpeedRcrX> You know I wonder if he did it with Beryl when he was under the mind control.
[22:45] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> When is he NOT under the mind control?
[22:45] <@SpeedRcrX> This is a good point.
[22:46] * @SpeedRcrX uses the Youma as a coat-rack
[22:46] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Mate that's how your coat's going to get destroyed.
[22:47] * DD_Girl_Red puts the hat and coat on, Wonderful!
[22:47] <@SpeedRcrX> I'm rich I don't give AF
[22:47] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Michiru is the rich one.
[22:47] <@SpeedRcrX> But we share and share alike.
[22:47] <setsy_meiou> - I'll surpass you all. -
[22:48] <@SpeedRcrX> Okay Frodo
[22:49] <setsy_meiou> YOU B[BLEEP]CH!
[22:49] * setsy_meiou STTRANGLES HARUKA
[22:49] <@SpeedRcrX> grrrrrrrrrkkkk
[22:49] * DD_Girl_Red is eating popcorn and drinking whiskeys.
[22:50] * @SpeedRcrX flails
[22:50] * @SpeedRcrX eventually breaks free and turns on the TV to watch Tejina-Sempai episode 2
[22:52] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Magical boob-physics-sempai?
[22:52] <@SpeedRcrX> yup :r
[22:53] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...even physics has abandoned her.
[22:54] <@SpeedRcrX> Assistant-kun is pretty awesome.
[22:55] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Yes he's so dead to the world it's great.
[22:57] <@SpeedRcrX> ./me regards paisley
[22:57] <@SpeedRcrX> I wonder if you f[BLEEP]k with your "Assistant-kun"'s mind the same way :P
[22:57] <@Eitak_Razal> Lately I've been watching Ass Swordsman Tetsuo. It's about a guy who can pull swords out of his butt. He fights demons.
[22:57] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Oh yes, but I do it on purpose LOL
[22:58] <@SpeedRcrX> ..okay that sounds like a cool-ass premis.
[22:58] <@SpeedRcrX> I want to see Vinland Saga and Fire Force too
[22:58] <@SpeedRcrX> and Cop Craft kicks ass.
[22:58] <@Eitak_Razal> The first 6 episodes are just a scientist explaining the physics of the butt swords.
[22:59] <DD_Girl_Red> what about Saikyo Monster Heroes?
[23:00] <@Eitak_Razal> The second arc is about him meeting a demon and convincing it to be nice using logic. Then there were four filler episodes about a trip to the hotsprings with his dad. His dad is really boring.
[23:01] <@SpeedRcrX> I heard that as boning and thought that would fit perfectly.
[23:01] <@Eitak_Razal> I'm 22 episodes in and he has yet to pull a single sword out of his ass. I can't tell if it's a brillaint deconstruction of shonen anime tropes or just garbage.
[23:06] <@SpeedRcrX> man I hate that his anime is only 15 minutes
[23:06] <@SpeedRcrX> it's so much fun
[23:07] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> You just need to fina nother 15 minute one to balance it out.
[23:08] <@SpeedRcrX> nah going to check out Fire Force now
[23:12] * @SpeedRcrX whacks hte tV which is f[BLEEP]king up
[23:14] <DD_Girl_Red> hah, your Tv sucks
[23:15] <@SpeedRcrX> Hahah you suck :P
[23:15] <@SpeedRcrX> What's your gimmick anywa, being named after a bra cup size :P
[23:16] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> That's funny Haruka, I would have thought you'd've found that titillating.
[23:16] <@SpeedRcrX> You just go right to Pun jail young lady
[23:17] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> :P
[23:17] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Oh s[BLEEP]t I just recalled Vermellia's birthday is tomorrow.
[23:17] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I need to buy her something.
[23:18] <@SpeedRcrX> Buy her food or some s[BLEEP]t.
[23:18] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> This is why no one loves you.
[23:18] <@SpeedRcrX> B[BLEEP]ch I am loved as much as Telly Savalas.
[23:19] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Telly Savalas is dead.
[23:19] <@SpeedRcrX> Not in my heart.
[23:19] * @SpeedRcrX tries Fire Force again.
[23:22] <@SpeedRcrX> Man David Production does good work.
[23:26] <DD_Girl_Red> better than your beer?
[23:26] <@The Intern> We're geting closer to when we can relaunch the Ginga page
[23:27] <@SpeedRcrX> ...Nohing beats my beer.
[23:27] * @SpeedRcrX nods to Intern.
[23:27] <@SpeedRcrX> Have you finished updating the profiles?
[23:27] <@The Intern> ...
[23:27] <@The Intern> they'll do for now <_<
[23:27] <DD_Girl_Red> not even this... whiskey?
[23:28] * @The Intern wants to get on with the exciting job of building somehting new
[23:28] <@SpeedRcrX> Do I look like Gemini Sunrise to you
[23:28] <@SpeedRcrX> Beer is where it's at.
[23:47] <DD_Girl_Red> what brand?
[23:48] <@SpeedRcrX> Duff, Yebisu, whatever.
[23:48] <@SpeedRcrX> I--
[23:48] * @SpeedRcrX passes out, somehow drunk by just thinking about it
[23:49] <DD_Girl_Red> HAH
[23:49] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I swear her blood must be 90 proof.
[23:49] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte looks at the time
[23:49] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I should head home myself. Cheers.
[23:50] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte snaps her fingers and opens a porrtal ad steps through
[23:50] *** @Paisley Pythia Peinforte [paisely_p@firstcircle.karn03-kasterborusrelay.sen] has left #suburbansenshi (My dairy-based frozen confection creates a focal point to which all young males of the species are drawn. You are correct; it is far superior to yours. I could attempt to educate you on the finer points of this subject, but it would require monetary recompense on your part.)
[23:50] * @SpeedRcrX 's prone body is dragged away by rats South Partk style
[23:50] * @SpeedRcrX is away 
[21:34] * // J_Daito // sits on a sofa counting his money
[21:35] <@SpeedRcrX> Wait you have money?
[21:35] <// J_Daito //> Of course I have money.
[21:36] <// J_Daito //> You laugh at me for using old technology but it's how I can keep my assets liquid.
[21:36] <@SpeedRcrX> Beer is the only asset I prefer to keep liquid.
[21:58] * ??? looks at Chateaux Concierge.
[21:58] *** Chateaux Concierge is



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[22:04] <@SpeedRcrX> WAIT 11
[22:04] <@SpeedRcrX> don't those go up to 10
[22:05] <@Chateaux Concierge> This one goes up to 11 BAYBEE
[22:05] * @Chateaux Concierge is away: rsuming fight
[22:07] <Griselda> She broke the scale. Now I wonder whom else broke it.
[22:07] <// J_Daito //> rei,bot.
[22:09] <@Eitak_Razal> rei.bot is basically a demi-god at this point.
[22:09] <@Eitak_Razal> I don't think she fits on the escale with the rest of us
[22:09] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> She's a god
[22:09] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte comes in looking haggard
[22:09] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> She was the God of the North Galaxy for a while
[22:09] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Now she's just unattached
[22:10] <@Eitak_Razal> I disagree with that defintion but whatever
[22:10] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte settles onto Venus sofa, so tired
[22:10] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I'm going to steal your larger Television set
[22:10] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte puts on Vinland Saga
[22:11] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Why are there motorcycles in a story about vikings
[22:12] <@Eitak_Razal> What, you never read the romance novel abougt the time traveling viking who became a navy seal?
[22:12] <@Eitak_Razal> There's a whole series
[22:13] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Your libary is clearly better than mine.
[22:16] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Christ this animaton is good.
[22:45] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte gets a text
[22:45] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte checks her phone
[22:46] * Matsuo Shin sent a text asking for a favor
[22:48] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte smiles a bit ot herself and reads on to see what he needs
[22:49] * Matsuo Shin requests a certain book from the library, a tiny TINY sample of flame of life dust..super tiny....and a set of I Ching wands if she has them
[22:51] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte has everything but the last bit. Has Exeter collect them for her and buy the iChing wandas at one of Kaelyn's shops and get it over to Matsuo
[22:55] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte gets a thanks text and replies "Anytime"
[23:21] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte is away: hard a hard dsay I just want to go home, go to bed, curl aup and snuggle with Ex
[23:21] * @SpeedRcrX is away: FORTNITE TILL DAWN
[09:25] <@Eitak_Razal> Fortnite sucks
[15:18] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte collapses on BVenus Sofa
[15:19] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte looks tired and slightly traumatised
[15:19] <=^catablanca^=> //me pads over to her
[15:20] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> - STAY AWAY FROM ME CAT -
[15:20] * =^catablanca^= recoils
[15:20] <=^catablanca^=> What did I do?!
[15:20] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Sorry, sorry, come here
[15:20] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte beckons him back over and pets him
[15:20] * =^catablanca^= purrs
[15:21] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> My own cat has traumatised me, you see.
[15:21] <=^catablanca^=> Oh?
[15:21] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Was clearing under the bed, which i do maybe once a year.
[15:21] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Merdemus took it up as his secret base when i'm not using the room.
[15:22] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Aside from fiding dozens of my socks and... other garments...
[15:22] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> the amount of fossilized sick was incredible.
[15:22] <=^catablanca^=> By "sick" you mean?
[15:22] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> It was like the aftermath of the exorcist pea soup scene.
[15:23] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> And there was a sargasso sea of fur.
[15:23] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> /m's lower lips trembles
[15:23] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> That blasted FRench monster...
[15:23] <=^catablanca^=> ...maybe you should clean it more than once a year?
[15:24] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Ridiculous.
[16:28] * Griselda slides on in♫
[16:43] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Hallo~
[16:49] <Griselda> How do?
[16:58] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Zoned out, really. Had to get away from the Manor.
[17:03] <Griselda> Oh?
[17:06] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Housecleaning is wretched.
[17:12] <Griselda> Tell me about it. Some days you see things you were never meant to see.
[17:17] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Indeed.
[17:17] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Monsters from beyond? Sure. Fossizilized cat-puke. Non.
[17:19] <Griselda> Eew.
[17:19] * the familer sound of a cat heaving can be heard
[17:21] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ARTEMIS!
[17:21] <=^catablanca^=> It's not me <_<
[17:22] * Selena trots out with a smug look on her face
[17:23] <Selena> hee
[17:24] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ....Well it's not my house, I don't need to clean it up :3
[17:25] * Selena trots up to Paisley
[17:26] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> You're lucky you're of age or I'd be licking you out a window :P
[17:27] * Selena stops at paisley's shoes
[17:28] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte is not wearing shoes but her preferred footear stiletto boots
[17:28] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Yes, come closer ♡
[17:28] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I'll plant my sharp heel right in the middle of your head :P
[17:29] * Selena starts to make a heaving noise and......does a projectile hairball right at the TV
[17:31] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte snaps her fingers and incinerates the hairball before it can hit the TV
[17:33] <Selena> yay!
[17:42] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte is watching Kaiji (the Gambler)
[17:55] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> This shoiw is f[BLEEP]king intense.
[18:12] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Like it's as good as Kakegurui but for the exact opposite reason.
[18:13] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> here the protagonist is truly on the edge of destruction for almost all of it.
[18:14] * a tumbleweed rolls through the silence in answer
[18:25] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...Is that one of Yai's children?
[18:27] <Griselda> Wouldn't surprise me if that were the case.
[18:30] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Well Intern said she got this house from a closely related AU
[18:30] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I wonder what else is creeping around in here.
[18:31] <Griselda> I can see it now: you open a door and come face to face with your AU-self.... excpet they're evil and have a moustache and goatee (even if you're a girl).
[18:32] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Hah! Well for reasons until very recently I had no AU counterparts... and when I did start gettign them, they were bloddy evil things.
[18:35] <Griselda> Doesn't that figure.
[18:53] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> you never want to look into the face of your evil self.
[18:54] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> 'Coz you always wonder if that's in you waiting to get out.
[18:54] <Mattie Peinforte> OI I'M NOT EVIL
[18:54] <Mattie Peinfort> ^
[18:55] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I didn't say ALL of them were. :P
[18:55] <Mattie Peinfort> :P
[18:56] <Griselda> :3
[19:09] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte is getting ready to watch an ÆW Pay-Per-View
[19:09] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte grummbles about how a certain someone is corrupoting her
[19:10] * Joanna Smithson SMASHES IN
[19:10] <Joanna Smithson> RAARGH
[19:14] <@SpeedRcrX> AWE! ÆW! ÆW!
[19:14] <Joanna Smithson> I brought the beer!
[19:14] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> /mw watches as beer and crisps are passed out
[19:14] <Joanna Smithson> f[BLEEP]king yeah!
[19:17] <Griselda> (It begins.)
[19:17] *** @Paisley Pythia Peinforte has turned their sound on
[19:17] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> heh
[19:19] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte takes some Doritos™
[19:19] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> apparently this Pay-Per-View will be helping charity.
[19:26] * Joanna Smithson has made a goggles out of doritos
[19:30] *** DD_Girl_Red [akaiyouma@imadethisserver.com] has joined #suburbansenshi
[19:30] <@spiritflame> konbanwa DD_Girl_Red
[19:36] <Joanna Smithson> this is a thing
[19:40] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...that is a brave fashion choice.
[19:42] <DD_Girl_Red> Edible goggles?
[19:43] * Danielle grabs herself a beer and sits down, watching
[19:44] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte looks at Danielle.
[19:44] *** Danielle is your average everyday Danielle

[19:48] <Danielle> yoooo
[19:51] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> yooo?
[19:54] <Danielle> yo
[19:54] * Danielle drinks her beer and watches
[19:55] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I like Bea Priestly's style
[20:04] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte watches as teletext just kicks in
[20:09] <Joanna Smithson> .....I'm not drunk already am I
[20:09] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> It's not you, love.
[20:09] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I think Lovecraft Captions are on
[20:15] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte pays for the PPV
[20:34] *** ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: ALLITERATION x 5
[20:34] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> LOL I wasn't even trying
[20:34] <Joanna Smithson> F[BLEEP]KING WOOT
[20:38] <Griselda> Often times you walk right into alliteration.
[20:41] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Escpailly with a name like mine.
[20:52] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte is writing whilst watching.
[20:53] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> !paise, slash me!
[20:53] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Paise, slash me!
[20:53] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte takes out a pen, and opens up her scandalous no moleskine, quickly writing up a high-concept tale where Leudast and G.Y. Rasputin find themselves telepathically linked, and stray thoughts of forbidden fantasy end up with them becoming curious to the point of doing it behind Lone Star Sofa.
[20:53] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...
[20:53] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte coughs, that may or may not be how her current relatiosnhip got started
[20:56] <Joanna Smithson> pffffft
[22:09] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte sees an ad for Risa and thinks that might be a great place to Honeymoon on <_<
[22:09] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte will keep that in mind
[22:36] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte is still planning the wedding..has dragged in a few other people to help as well as working on restoring the church
[22:40] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> (Oh s[BLEEP]t she remembered it)
[22:42] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte REMEMBERS EVERYTHING
[22:43] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> <_<
[22:43] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Hoew can you plan it when I haven't selected a date :P XD
[22:43] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte has celeverly avoided this critical piece!
[22:49] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> simple, I plan each item ahead of time apart from those which would be dependent on the specific date
[22:52] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ¬_¬
[22:54] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte states that like it's the most obvious thing in the world
[22:55] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Well maybe I just won'tpoick a date then what?! :P
[22:57] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> I pick the date then
[22:57] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ... y-you wouldn't
[22:58] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> oh I belive mother I have yet to meet your fiancee
[22:58] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte c[BLEEP]ks a shot gun
[22:58] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> What's that for <_<
[22:59] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> (Fiancé... christ that's right)
[23:00] <DD_Girl_Red> shotgun wedding!
[23:00] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> let us simply say
[23:00] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> ....I am returning the favor
[23:00] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> (Oh crap.)
[23:00] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte REMEMBERS
[23:00] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> N-Now now...
[23:01] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> now what, mother?
[23:01] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I'm sure we can come to some kind of reasonable compromise here...
[23:01] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> well i'm sure with th-
[23:01] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte accedently sets the shot gun off at the ceiling
[23:01] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> GAH
[23:02] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> bloody hell!
[23:02] <@SpeedRcrX> GYAAAHHHHHH!!!!
[23:02] * @SpeedRcrX was shot. in the ass. While on the job.
[23:02] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte tries to put the gun down but sets it off again
[23:02] * @SpeedRcrX is away: MEDIC
[23:02] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte DODGES
[23:02] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte GRABS IT
[23:02] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte grabs it away from her
[23:03] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> CAREFUIL WOMAN
[23:03] * Mdm_Maestro is away: WAIT HARUKA FINISH FIRST
[23:03] * the gun goes off AGAIN
[23:05] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> gah mother careful!
[23:07] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte unloads the damn gun
[23:07] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...Kae
[23:07] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte 's expression gets a alittle serious
[23:07] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> yes?
[23:07] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...I'm a strange person.
[23:08] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> There are things I want... but I'm... generally fraid to go for them.
[23:08] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> And... I know that if it's left to me, I will never pick a date.
[23:08] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I'll just keep putting it off.
[23:08] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I'm afirad of locking it down.. making it "real".
[23:09] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> ...it is frightening
[23:10] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...you may pick the date.
[23:10] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...I want you to.
[23:11] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> ....
[23:11] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> >_____>
[23:11] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> <______<
[23:11] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> I do not have one in mind ^^;;;;
[23:12] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I didn't say you havd to pick it right now.
[23:14] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> oh thank go-OOF ><
[23:14] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> You can tell me tomorrow :3
[23:15] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte chuckles
[23:16] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> >.>
[23:23] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> See even the gi... grandchild wants you to pick a date :P
[23:26] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> apparently ><
[23:34] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte looks at her watch
[23:34] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> well
[23:34] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> there';s alittle less than 30 minutes to tomorrow <_<
[23:38] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> indeed
[23:48] <DD_Girl_Red> what happened to the fight?
[23:49] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> It just ended
[23:49] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> T'was great~
[00:03] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte has fallen asleep
[00:05] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte puts a blanket over her
[00:06] <Griselda> Hehehe~
[00:07] <DD_Girl_Red> are you gonna hold her to it?
[00:18] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Yeah, otherwisae it won't get done.
[00:20] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte resumes watching Kaiji
[00:22] * Griselda hears a beep emit from her pocket, and so checks her phone.
[00:24] <Griselda> Oooh, right... almost forgot.
[00:25] <Griselda> Gotta split --- friends invited me to discuss some things.
[00:25] <Griselda> Have fun♫
[00:26] *** Griselda [FORBIDDEN@404] has left #suburbansenshi (*she literally splits --- her legs walk off in one direction whilst her torso flies straight up into the ether*)
[00:27] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Hah, that's a nice trick
[01:05] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte wants to sleep but god.damn this anime is good
[01:24] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...Oh Kaiji, you dumbass.
[01:25] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Bah.
[01:25] *** @Paisley Pythia Peinforte [paisely_p@firstcircle.karn03-kasterborusrelay.sen] has left #suburbansenshi (Going home, need to sleep)
[11:02] *** TheUnseen has joined #suburbansenshi
[11:02] <@spiritflame> ohayo TheUnseen
[11:03] * TheUnseen appears in the lobby and looks around
[11:03] <@Eitak_Razal> If you're looking for the lobby, go next door.
[11:03] <@Eitak_Razal> Also, I SEE YOU
[11:04] <TheUnseen> I know you
[11:04] <TheUnseen> Do
[11:04] <TheUnseen> I want you to. Where is she?
[11:05] <@Eitak_Razal> She?
[11:06] <TheUnseen> The blonde one....matsumi
[11:10] <TheUnseen> I must insure her safety while Mom returns
[11:11] <@Eitak_Razal> Next door. (Down There V )
[11:12] <TheUnseen> /mw heads next door to search for the woman
[11:12] * TheUnseen ^
[11:14] * TheUnseen pulls out her phone and texts away
[11:14] * TheUnseen has moved to: [ infirmary ]
[11:15] * TheUnseen [infirmary] walks ovee to matsumi and sits down to watch her, slowly each cell becomes seethrough and she becomes unseen again
[11:49] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte reads about the new 007 casting
[11:49] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Are they going to say this is the same agent or not
[11:49] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> This will be interesting.
[12:00] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Ahh the is explicitly not Bond.
[12:00] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> She's just the next 007 as it looks like Bond quit... AGAIN
[12:18] <Griselda> Geez. For what reason did Bond walk off this time?
[12:25] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Sound slike the events of SPECTRE just f[BLEEP]ked him up.
[12:27] <Griselda> Solid reason.
[12:28] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> But in this last run he's quit almost every other film.
[12:29] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> The last 20+ years he quit ONCE.
[12:30] <Griselda> ~_~ They just don't make Bonds like they used to.
[12:40] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> No, no they do not.
[11:37] <@The Intern> A TIME DISRUPTION
[11:44] <Griselda> ....oh great. Is there something else d[BLEEP]king with reality?
[12:01] <@Eitak_Razal> Nani? I remember what happened but there's no proof it happened
[12:35] <Griselda> Yeah... I remember Joanna saying something about an "International Get Naked Day".... turns out it's an actual thing. Who knew?
[12:44] <@The Intern> I've lost all the server updates from last night's work session but I have local backups thankfully.
[12:45] <@The Intern> I just need to recall where all the code was deployed.
[13:10] * Matsuo Shin sends a message to intern via telepathy
[13:26] <@The Intern> ?
[13:28] * Matsuo Shin asks Intern if something went missing...he feels like something is gone
[13:40] * @The Intern confirms
[13:46] <Griselda> ...think I had a flash of some events that went on. Kaelyn had an AK pointed at a dude's face -- it was apparently part of a paying it back deal.
[15:17] *** Exeter L. Wakefield [elw@peinfortefoundation.or.uk] has joined #suburbansenshi
[15:17] <@spiritflame> konnichiwa Exeter L. Wakefield
[15:18] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ......................
[15:18] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte looks at Exeter L. Wakefield.
[15:18] *** Exeter L. Wakefield is



More information about him is Here.
His image Song is: [url=https://lakeshorerecords.bandcamp.com/album/night-stalker]. He is Level 1.
[15:18] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU
[15:19] <Exeter L. Wakefield> <_< There was an incident with a Temporal Anomaly and s[BLEEP]t hit fans and thing soccured
[15:19] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Are those... Are those Alucard's sunglasses
[15:19] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Yes.
[15:19] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> THEY HIDE NOTHING
[15:19] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> NOTHING
[15:21] <Exeter L. Wakefield> ....Paise I am like 15,000 years old?
[15:21] <Exeter L. Wakefield> DO I CARE
[15:21] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte just
[15:21] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte slowly gets the giant hammer
[15:21] * Exeter L. Wakefield is away: WE WILL TALK LATER WHE
[15:22] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte HURLS THAT S[BLEEP]T LIKE MJOLNR
[15:24] * Exeter L. Wakefield CATCHS IT LIKE A BADASS
[15:24] * ...in the gut
[15:24] * Exeter L. Wakefield CRASHES through a wall
[15:24] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> If I kill you now, you'l regenerate
[15:24] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Will you stop that :P
[15:25] * @The Intern comes back in
[15:25] <@The Intern> ...
[15:25] * @The Intern just lets out this SIGGGGH
[15:25] <@The Intern> ...This Incident really will be the death of me. Maybe this is bow I become the redhead.
[15:26] <Exeter L. Wakefield> ....I don't even fully understand what happpened?
[15:26] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> That's par for your course, love.
[15:26] <Exeter L. Wakefield> I... you suck :P
[15:26] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Mayeb if you're lucky :P
[15:27] * @The Intern just piard facepalms
[15:27] <Griselda> Ba-dum tish♫
[15:27] <@The Intern> ^picard
[15:27] * @The Intern is NOT CAFFINATED ENOUGH FOR THIS NONSENSE TODAY
[15:29] * Exeter L. Wakefield suddenly get sombre
[15:29] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...What's wrong?
[15:30] <Exeter L. Wakefield> ...go to the HOTEL later, okay?
[15:30] <@The Intern> You're not supposed ot do that. :P
[15:30] <Exeter L. Wakefield> C'mon!
[15:31] <@The Intern> Fine :P
[15:31] <@The Intern> You'ere still banned from it.
[15:31] <Exeter L. Wakefield> I'm never going back there.
[15:31] <@The Intern> then please stop contaminating its timeline. :P
[15:32] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I'll go :P
[16:01] <@Eitak_Razal> at this point I think people just showing up when they're supposed to is good enough, all our timelines are so heavily criscrossed at this point
[16:10] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Well he's staying <_<
[16:17] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Yuo legit tried to murder me
[16:17] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Now now it would have been a love-tap and I know how to keep you alive XD
[16:18] <Exeter L. Wakefield> That thing is like 60 lpounds
[16:26] * Griselda looks over the floor plan. (Hmm, I wonder where we could fit in a pool in here.)
[16:28] <Exeter L. Wakefield> This is a regulkar livingroom
[16:28] <Exeter L. Wakefield> I could probably work on making it bigger on the inside than the outside
[16:29] <@Chateaux Concierge> Not with a TARDIUS though I don't need competition all right this is MY side of the street
[16:29] <@Chateaux Concierge> ^TARDIS
[17:11] <Exeter L. Wakefield> I can do this
[17:11] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ..and yet you won't expand my closets you ass :P
[17:11] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Peinforte Manor is already a dinensional clusterf[BLEEP]k.
[17:12] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Tamper with it even more and it will just all implode into a howling ball of eldritch chaos.
[17:12] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...that's just the showesrs.
[17:12] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Touché
[17:13] <@The Intern> I'm ready to resume testing.
[17:13] <Exeter L. Wakefield> But Nickchanges don't work
[17:13] <@The Intern> I can fix that later. I want to see if I can deploy all the boxes so they won't kill chrome.
[17:14] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Chrome is a flaming garbagepile.
[17:14] <@The Intern> Which we still needs support.
[17:14] <Silicon momoko> test
[17:15] * Silicon momoko is now known as tester
[17:15] <Silicon momoko> test
[17:16] <@The Intern> I
[17:16] <@The Intern> m going to give myself exactly one hour to solve this
[17:16] <@The Intern> If I can't we move on.
[17:17] <@The Intern> function changethenick($incoming, $_outgoing)_
[17:17] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Not used in this use case
[17:18] * @The Intern thinkjs
[17:18] <@The Intern> we need a call that monitors the name field and changes it on change.
[17:18] <@The Intern> Using the DOM
[17:20] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Is it not this: if (target.elements['ss1name'].value != get_cookie('flood_name')) {var ss1_postname = target.elements['ss1_name'].value; } else {var ss1_postname = escape(get_cookie('flood_name'));}_
[17:20] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> My god I though Classical Greek was hard.
[17:21] <@The Intern> No, because none of this cycles back to the form.
[17:21] <@The Intern> We need to knoe what cookie is set by the form submission.
[17:22] <Exeter L. Wakefield> That's flood_name
[17:22] <@The Intern> Okay.
[17:22] <@The Intern> Does the /nick changer change "Flood_name".
[17:23] <@The Intern> Strike tha
[17:23] <@The Intern> ^Strike that
[17:23] <@The Intern> We need... a new cookie.
[17:23] <@The Intern> If this boxes will be on one page
[17:23] * @The Intern thinks
[17:23] <@The Intern> Each channel has its own name.
[17:24] <@The Intern> Let's make a new cookie there. i.e. #suburbansenshi1-flood_name
[17:24] <Exeter L. Wakefield> ok I'll wrangle the PHP
[17:30] * Silicon momoko is now known as test
[17:30] * Exeter L. Wakefield is now known as test2
[17:30] <test2> hmm
[17:30] * test2 is now known as Exeter L. Wakefield
[17:30] <Exeter L. Wakefield> hmm.
[17:38] * Silicon momoko is now known as miss boobaslot
[17:38] <Silicon momoko> hah
[17:40] * Silicon momoko is now known as testes
[17:41] <@The Intern> Not seeing the cookie set yet.
[17:42] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> All this talk of cookies is making me hungry. And yes I know you mean computer cookies :P
[17:43] * Silicon momoko is now known as do I need to reload
[17:45] <@The Intern> * *flood_name** changed
[17:46] * Silicon momoko is now known as test
[17:47] <Exeter L. Wakefield> That won't do.
[17:47] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Nems, it's not even showing up in the /nick coded
[17:48] <@The Intern> Okay step back.
[17:48] <@The Intern> If it's not being controlled via the PHP yet somehow the box knows to set it.
[17:48] <@The Intern> We need to"uniqufiy" the cookie in the JS
[17:49] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Reverting changes my end
[17:50] <@The Intern> Okay, Checking with new code on JS backend
[17:50] <Silicon momoko> test-icles
[17:51] * Silicon momoko is now known as testicles
[17:51] <@The Intern> Now it's not saving at all
[17:53] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Set the cookie on submit.
[17:59] <Silicon momoko> test
[17:59] <Silicon momoko> /ice test
[18:00] * Silicon momoko is now known as test
[18:00] <@The Intern> Nothing
[18:01] <Silicon momoko> test
[18:01] <@The Intern> Ah! I have a cookie setting, albet incorrectly.
[18:03] <Silicon momoko> test
[18:03] <Silicon momoko> Testing
[18:06] <Silicon momoko> more testing
[18:10] <Silicon momoko> test
[18:11] <Silicon momoko> test
[18:12] <Silicon momoko> testing
[18:12] <Silicon momoko> blarg
[18:13] <Silicon momoko> please work
[18:14] <Silicon Momoko> please work X2
[18:14] <@The Intern> I think it's setting.
[18:15] <Silicon Momoko> Okay now what
[18:15] * Silicon Momoko is now known as testeriono
[18:16] <Silicon Momoko> argh
[18:16] <Exeter L. Wakefield> I think we still need the php
[18:29] * Silicon Momoko is now known as test
[18:32] * Silicon Momoko is now known as test234
[18:33] * Silicon Momoko is now known as bionicle
[18:35] <@The Intern> Argh I said I would stop but I am so close I can feel it.
[18:56] <Exeter L. Wakefield> It's failing because cookies need to be sent before the <HEAD>
[18:56] * @The Intern hits her head against a wall
[18:56] <@The Intern> That's so dumb
[18:56] <Exeter L. Wakefield> I didn't make the rules
[18:57] <@The Intern> No you just break them.
[18:57] <Exeter L. Wakefield> I didn't mean to.
[18:57] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I forced him.
[18:57] * @The Intern sighs
[18:57] <@The Intern> I don't really care. What's one more mess to manage.
[18:58] * @The Intern waves to the stacks of paper that she brought with her
[18:58] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Have oyu already become bitter?
[18:59] <@The Intern> My first self was an optimist. I'm just level-grinding in hopes of achieving something.
[19:02] * Silicon Momoko is now known as test
[19:03] <@The Intern> again... flood NAME is gettign set.
[19:03] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Okay step back
[19:03] <Exeter L. Wakefield> /nick is a subset of a larger code chain
[19:03] <Exeter L. Wakefield> look aat beta
[19:03] <@The Intern> 'kay.
[19:05] * @The Intern lets out a pained sigh
[19:06] <@The Intern> Yes your instinct is correct
[19:06] <@The Intern> The problem is fixing this while not breaking legacy
[19:08] <@The Intern> But what confuses me is there's no direct correlation
[19:08] * Silicon Momoko is now known as cookietester
[19:14] * There's a sound outside the House. Sounds like a MONSTER of a motorcycle engine somewhere nearby.
[19:14] <@The Intern> ...what is that
[19:14] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Someone with a very large bottle clipped to the back of their bicycle.
[19:15] * The sound is getting louder, loud enough to rattle the windows very, very slightly.
[19:15] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Gah
[19:16] <Griselda> Hmmm.... I think I know who it might be.
[19:16] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Someone who's about to get their bike explodes?
[19:16] <Exeter L. Wakefield> ^exploded
[19:16] * Exeter L. Wakefield has a molotov coktail at the ready
[19:16] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ... Ex what happened to you
[19:16] <Exeter L. Wakefield> LIFE Happened
[19:17] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte snatches the Molotov coktail away
[19:17] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> No, bad.
[19:17] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte hauls him into a chair and sits on his lap ♡ now behave
[19:18] <@The Intern> .. I need him to code can you please stop distracting him
[19:18] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte shakes her head :P
[19:18] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> He can still work a keyboard :P
[19:18] <Exeter L. Wakefield> ~_~
[19:19] * The sound is getting louder! It's coming right towards the house.
[19:21] <@The Intern> Note. Schema change - Addtional Box Identifer in $channelprefix - Rememer Line 230
[19:21] * A monster of a motorcycle roars past the external fencing of the House, brushing right up against it as it circles around at high speed.
[19:23] * @SpeedRcrX just leans out her window and deploys the FLAMETHROWER
[19:23] <@SpeedRcrX> QUIET DOWN A[BLEEP]LE
[19:23] * @SpeedRcrX sets the yard on fire in the process
[19:23] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Oh my god...
[19:24] * The motorcycle JUMPS the fence and Evel Knievel's the flames!! You CAN see that it's a girl riding that motorcycle...with very white skin and equally white hair.
[19:25] <@SpeedRcrX> OH S[BLEEP]T IT'S A MOTHERF[BLEEP]KING ALBINO
[19:25] <@The Intern> ...have we offended an Albino recently?
[19:25] * The motorcycle rider is now known as Beak
[19:25] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I don't think so
[19:26] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte looks at Beeak.
[19:26] *** Beeak is your average everyday Beeak

[19:26] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte looks at Beak.
[19:26] *** Beak is your average everyday Beak

[19:26] <Beak> https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2742748?q=beak_%28girls_frontline%29 Is riding for that front door!!
[19:26] <Beak> >:D
[19:28] <@SpeedRcrX> :r
[19:28] * @SpeedRcrX LEAPS out the window onto her own Racing Bike
[19:28] <@SpeedRcrX> ARE YOU READY TO RACE A GOLDEN GOD
[19:29] * Beak PLOWS into the front door, with the spiked ram-prow of that motorcycle hitting it HARD!!
[19:29] <@The Intern> They are so loud
[19:29] * @The Intern DUCKS as fragments from the door go everywhere!
[19:29] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte throws up a hex barrewr with her hands
[19:30] * Beak rides into the middle of the Living Room and STARTS MAKING A DONUT RIGHT THERE IN THE CENTER OF THE FLOOR!!
[19:30] <Beak> >:D
[19:30] <Silicon Momoko> test
[19:30] * Silicon Momoko is now known as testnewc[BLEEP]k
[19:31] * Beak CACKLES at everyone. And just GRINS at Haruka and that piddly BICYCLE of hers
[19:31] <@The Intern> ugh it set the cookie all right but with the wrong domain ><
[19:32] <Exeter L. Wakefield> ugghh
[19:32] <Exeter L. Wakefield> setcookie(name, value, expire, path, domain, secure, httponly);
[19:32] <@The Intern> Hmm
[19:34] <@The Intern> Thanks, addingDomain
[19:34] * @SpeedRcrX VROOMS the engine
[19:34] * @SpeedRcrX has moved to: [ Outside ]
[19:35] <Silicon Momoko> test
[19:35] * Beak POINTS at Haruka.
[19:36] * Silicon Momoko is now known as testerineo
[19:36] <Silicon Momoko2> hmm
[19:37] * @SpeedRcrX [Outside] HIP THRUSTS BACJK
[19:38] * Beak has moved to: [ Outside ]
[19:38] * Beak [Outside] revs that engine of hers and ROARS through the flames consuming the yard surrounding the House!! She is RACING the hell out of Haruka!!
[19:39] * @SpeedRcrX [Outside] HITS THE GAS AND POPS A WHEELIE AND GHOST RIDERS THAT S[BLEEP]T
[19:40] * Silicon Momoko2 is now known as Tester2
[19:41] * Beak [Outside] races alongside Haruka, her motorcycle easily matching or even exceeding the power output of Haruka's ride!
[19:51] * Beak [Outside] rides like a monster herself, her cybernetic body giving her superior physical performance as she's able to take hard turns, pressures, and G-forces that would cause a normal organic Human to get dizzy at the very least.
[19:56] * @SpeedRcrX [Outside] is so lubed up on liquor that her bod is natually loose and cushioned!
[19:56] * @SpeedRcrX [Outside] flais in the air like an inflatable wavy arms thing
[19:58] * Beak [Outside] just focuses on her piloting like a girl possessed, cutting corners like crazy, skimming past vehicles with BARELY millimeters of space to spare, and hitting more than one conveniently-placed fruit or fish stand, sending produce EXPLODING everywhere in her wake!!
[19:59] <Beak> [Outside] *____*
[20:06] * @SpeedRcrX [Outside] is ass-end up in a ditch
[20:07] * Beak [Outside] speeds away, laughing hysterically.
[20:07] * Beak is away: I win!
[20:08] *** /away Wrestling
[23:28] * tells Paise something
[23:28] <Exeter L. Wakefield> ^
[23:28] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte is away: Finding Vermellia
[08:37] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte is feeding Vermellia a huge bucket of Ice Cream
[08:37] <Vermellia X. Rosso> nomnomnomnomnom T_T nomnomnomnomnomnom T_T
[08:38] * Vermellia X. Rosso blows her nose loudly
[08:39] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> How are you doing?
[08:40] * Vermellia X. Rosso just looks at Paisley with cow-filled eyes and BLOWS her nose in a handkercheif
[08:40] <Vermellia X. Rosso> Stupid Mom ascending to stupid higher plane stupid dumb stupid jerk BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT
[08:41] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ....
[08:41] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> There, there... *headpats*
[08:42] <Vermellia X. Rosso> I mean sure I'm 24 but I still really love my mom you know ><
[08:42] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Well I mean it IS your mother. Isn't X helping out? Or your father?
[08:43] <Vermellia X. Rosso> ....
[08:43] <Vermellia X. Rosso> Dad's a jerk who can die in a fire i slaready killed him once so we don't talk very much. And Granpa is... well, you know.
[08:43] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...I actually don't?
[08:44] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I haven't spoken to him in ages.
[08:44] <Vermellia X. Rosso> ¬_¬
[08:44] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> WELL I HAVEN'T
[08:44] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> IT'S COMPLICATED
[08:44] * Vermellia X. Rosso HONKS and blows her nose again
[08:45] <Vermellia X. Rosso> Well he's all quiet
[08:45] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> What did Noriko find out?
[08:45] * Vermellia X. Rosso whispers what was said
[08:45] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ..................................................................
[08:45] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte clenches a fist slightly
[08:46] <Vermellia X. Rosso> ...yeah.
[08:46] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte uncharacteristically gives Vermellia a BIG hug
[08:46] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> It doesn't matter. You're awesome.
[08:47] * Vermellia X. Rosso blows her nose and sniffles but purrs a bit despite herself
[08:47] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> You're an awesoem bundle of Genki madness and we love you.
[08:47] * Vermellia X. Rosso giggles
[08:47] <Vermellia X. Rosso> You've changed~
[08:47] <Vermellia X. Rosso> You never used ot tlak like that~
[08:48] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> <_< I still don't and if you tell anyone I will punch you in the face <_<
[08:48] * Vermellia X. Rosso laughs
[08:48] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> That's a good sound to hear :)
[08:48] <Vermellia X. Rosso> heheh...
[08:49] * Vermellia X. Rosso squirms out of the hug but leans on Paise really needin' company right now
[08:49] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Where's Cressida?
[08:49] <Vermellia X. Rosso> On a mission
[08:49] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte keeps Vermellia company and gives her snacks
[09:02] * Vermellia X. Rosso sniffles and blows her nose more
[09:02] * // J_Daito // passes through and makes a remark about it sounding liek there's a dying goose in the livingroom
[09:03] * Vermellia X. Rosso makes the eyelid / tounge FU gesture
[09:03] <Vermellia X. Rosso> Life's strange, isn't it
[09:03] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Very.
[09:04] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...you really don't' expect certain things to happen, but they do. And it can be horrible or amazing. Or sometimes the horrible leads ot the amazing.
[09:04] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> It's all a very convoluted path.
[09:05] * Vermellia X. Rosso chuckles "You'd know all about _that-, huh~"
[09:05] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte almost made a defensive joke
[09:06] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...well
[09:06] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte settles back on Venus Sofa
[09:06] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> IWhen I came here I hated Time Lords, you know?
[09:06] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> The Sisterhood has a ow opinion of the lot of the them, in general.
[09:06] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ^low
[09:07] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...I never figured I'd end up with one.
[09:07] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Or that certain one.
[09:07] <Vermellia X. Rosso> Some people say you rigged that to happen
[09:07] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> .............
[09:08] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I... well...
[09:08] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> After certain things happened
[09:08] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I may have seeded a predstination paradox <_<
[09:08] <Vermellia X. Rosso> :O
[09:08] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...I can be a selfish person.
[09:09] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte shiufts uncomfortably
[09:09] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> But you know.. when toy have something... meaningful you fight for it, you know.
[09:09] * Vermellia X. Rosso blanches
[09:09] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Oh s[BLEEP]t! I'm sorry
[09:10] * Vermellia X. Rosso recollects herself and grabs Paise's hand, squeezing it
[09:11] <Vermellia X. Rosso> Hey. You're totally right about that.
[09:11] <Vermellia X. Rosso> Cressie and I are real happy for you guys.
[09:11] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte blushes. Christ. This is embarassing.
[09:11] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Thanks <_<
[09:11] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I know it's got to be wierd.
[09:12] * Vermellia X. Rosso makes a "pfft" noise
[09:12] <Vermellia X. Rosso> The lives oif Time Travelers are Super weird.
[09:12] <Vermellia X. Rosso> Normal like... social structures haven't caught up yet.
[09:13] <Vermellia X. Rosso> Just.. you know... be good.
[09:13] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ....
[09:13] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I'm ... lawful neutral at best <_<
[09:13] <Vermellia X. Rosso> That's bulls[BLEEP]t. You're a good person.
[09:14] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I don't trust myself, Vermellia.
[09:14] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I feel like there's a thin line between this decent side of me and a wraith that will burn down anyone who hurts what's dear to me.
[09:15] <Vermellia X. Rosso> Hello~? I have the same deal. And I don't think you have it to be honest. I think you imagine it about yourself more than you'd actually do it.
[09:16] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Oh, no. There's quite a few people I'd punch in the c[BLEEP]t if I could.
[09:16] <Vermellia X. Rosso> ...what is it with English people and that word <_<
[09:16] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte shrugs
[09:16] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> IBut yeah.
[09:17] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> There are some people I would genuinely beat down. I'm sorry.
[09:17] * Vermellia X. Rosso nods, getting it
[09:17] <Vermellia X. Rosso> I guess I'm lucky
[09:18] <Vermellia X. Rosso> I'm not really into the whole relationship thingy.
[09:18] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> But you still have close friends, no? Friends you'd nadkick someone over if they hurt them?
[09:18] <Vermellia X. Rosso> Oh yeah. More than a nadkick.
[09:18] <Vermellia X. Rosso> I get you.
[09:44] * Vermellia X. Rosso eats more ice cream quietly
[10:13] * Miyuki Collins is laying on her back, listening to some music
[10:15] * Vermellia X. Rosso waves to her
[10:21] * Miyuki Collins waves back
[10:22] * Miyuki Collins is looking over a data pad and yawning
[10:22] * Beryl Shadowmoon waves to the two.
[10:24] <Beryl Shadowmoon> yoohoo!
[10:24] <Miyuki Collins> 9_9
[10:24] * Miyuki Collins just covers her face with her pad
[10:26] <Miyuki Collins> hi
[10:27] <Beryl Shadowmoon> and what're you doing here this early?
[10:29] <Miyuki Collins> ..laying here and studying
[10:32] <Beryl Shadowmoon> mmhmm, I bet.
[10:33] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> That is the most "My immortal name ever.
[10:35] <Beryl Shadowmoon> grandma suggested it >.>
[10:35] <Miyuki Collins> aren't you named after a crazy evil person?
[10:35] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Grandma reads to many fanfics.
[10:37] <Beryl Shadowmoon> don't rub it in, you know mom didn't like it either <_>
[10:38] * Vermellia X. Rosso looks at Beryl Shadowmoon.
[10:38] *** Beryl Shadowmoon is is one of the twin daughters of DD Girl Green and Caligo Shadowmoon, She prefers to be called "Yuri" by people who are not her family due to having a bad stigma associated with the Name "Beryl".
Her image Song is: . She is Level 1.
[10:38] <Beryl Shadowmoon> (( gotta fix that, she prefers "Gem" now ))
[10:42] * Miyuki Collins eyes the ice cream...
[10:43] <Beryl Shadowmoon> is that...?
[11:00] * Vermellia X. Rosso lets out a low rrrRRRRRRrrr like a cat warning you not to even think about it
[11:01] <Vermellia X. Rosso> - My Ice cream -
[11:04] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte gets more for the others
[11:08] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Here Miyuki, Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way Shadow NegaverseBloodmoon
[11:10] <Miyuki Collins> hey
[11:10] * Beryl Shadowmoon chows down on the ice cream.
[11:11] <Beryl Shadowmoon> why the long name, Gem should be fine.
[11:12] <Griselda> r/Wooooooooosh~
[11:18] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Sarcasm.
[11:22] <Beryl Shadowmoon> was it a Time lord name for me?
[11:25] <Miyuki Collins> hey is it true my aunt is a time lord or is that made up?
[11:26] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Thati snowhere near as desnsely stupid as a Time Lord NAme
[11:26] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Who's your aut, then?
[11:26] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ^aunt
[11:32] <Miyuki Collins> her name is Sakura
[11:39] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> She is, yeah.
[11:42] <Miyuki Collins> .....
[11:42] <Miyuki Collins> wait seriously?
[11:42] <Miyuki Collins> that wasn't just some weird crap my mom and dad were making up?
[11:44] <Vermellia X. Rosso> Its totes true! I grew up in her house on Venus!
[11:47] <Miyuki Collins> .....
[11:47] <Miyuki Collins> why did she never visit us >____>
[11:57] <Vermellia X. Rosso> She was real busy fighting monsters in the frontier
[13:03] <Miyuki Collins> .....huh
[13:14] <Vermellia X. Rosso> The Tairon?
[13:25] * Miyuki Collins has a blank look on her face
[13:33] <Vermellia X. Rosso> ..she was super busy doing Senshi stuff.
[13:46] <Miyuki Collins> ohhhh...
[13:46] <Miyuki Collins> ...wait are you saying my mom wasn't doing anything!?
[13:49] <Beryl Shadowmoon> oh wooow
[13:49] <Vermellia X. Rosso> ...I dunno?
[13:49] <Vermellia X. Rosso> I was kinda moping around at home being emop and wasn't paying attention to the galaxy at large?
[13:50] * Miyuki Collins goes back to her music and her pad..grumpy
[13:55] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> (Are all the Coliins' so touchy?)
[13:56] <Miyuki Collins> I'm not touchy
[13:57] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> 9_9
[13:57] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Then why are you grumping.
[13:59] <Miyuki Collins> why not
[14:00] <Miyuki Collins> why do I have to learn about some stupid war anyway
[14:02] * Miyuki Collins sips some ginger ale..has a huge pile of them behind her
[14:02] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> You don't have to? But you did ask why.
[14:03] <Griselda> (Bet I know which branch of the family she got that addiction from. :P)
[14:04] * Miyuki Collins has already gone through ten bottles of it between those sentences
[14:08] * Miyuki Collins glances back and foreth...
[14:08] * Miyuki Collins changes the book on her pad from a history text to a weapon manuel
[14:08] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Yes?
[14:09] <Miyuki Collins> huh?
[14:12] * Vermellia X. Rosso ZWIPS over and looks
[14:12] <Vermellia X. Rosso> OOH WEAPONS!
[14:13] <Vermellia X. Rosso> doyoulikeweaponsilikeweaponshaveyouseenmyweaponcheckoutmyweaponhereismyweapon
[14:13] * Vermellia X. Rosso unfolds Crescent Claw
[14:13] <Vermellia X. Rosso> it's a scythethat'salsoaGUN
[14:13] <Miyuki Collins> ....
[14:13] <Miyuki Collins> ...that is so amazing!
[14:13] <Griselda> :3
[14:13] * Vermellia X. Rosso squees
[14:13] <Miyuki Collins> oh I have one as well
[14:13] * Vermellia X. Rosso starts geeking out with Miyuki over weapons!
[14:13] * Miyuki Collins digs around and pulls out...a flute
[14:14] <Vermellia X. Rosso> lemee see lemme see
[14:14] * Vermellia X. Rosso tilts her head sideways in a cat-like way
[14:14] * Miyuki Collins flicks her wrist and the flute extends/morphs into a rapier with an almost cryaline metallic blade
[14:14] <Vermellia X. Rosso> ? ? ?
[14:14] <Vermellia X. Rosso> OOOOOH
[14:14] <Vermellia X. Rosso> *_*
[14:14] * Miyuki Collins just starts chatting about bladed weapons and balancing and things like that
[14:15] * Vermellia X. Rosso gets into deep geekery about that because sh built her own
[14:17] * Miyuki Collins just has a blast with the conversation
[14:22] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte smiles, watchign them bond and busies herself writing
[14:22] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Paise, slash me!
[14:22] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte takes out a pen, and opens up her scandalous no moleskine, quickly writing up a sultry summertime ménage-a-trois that sees Rue, Chioni and Eliphaz discover their hidden passion for one another in the girders of Tokyo Tower.
[14:23] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte looks at Eliphaz.
[14:23] *** Eliphaz is a beautiful and androgenous man with gray eyes and long golden hair many girls would die for, dressed impecably in a white and gold suit.
His image Song is: 'Etude for the Dreamer' by Jennifer Thomas. He is Level 1.
[14:23] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> look Rue
[14:23] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte looks at Rue.
[14:23] *** Rue is a caucasian preteen with strawberry blonde hair cut neatly in a bob and dressed to look much older than she actually is: imagine a rebellious gothic teenager. She looks like she has a wicked look in her eyes but appearances aren't all they seem. More information about her is Here.
Her image Song is: White Rabbit by Mayssa Karaa. She is Level 1.
[14:23] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte looks at Chioni.
[14:23] *** Chioni is a beautiful and slender 5'11" member of the Suimazoku with long curly blue hair and aqua blue eyes.
Her image Song is: Suimazoku. She is Level 1.
[14:25] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte has to edit the story so at ther end Chris Hansen comes out and arrests Eliphaz and Chioni
[14:29] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte does one more
[14:29] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Paise, slash me!
[14:29] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte takes out a pen, and opens up her scandalous no moleskine, quickly writing up a steamy tale of forbidden romance involving Suichi Minamino and Sskt rediscovering their secret passion with a little help from ottercat and Sam Knutsen on the main stage of the Grand Imperial Theatre and a fully charged henshin wand.
[14:30] *** Paisley Pythia Peinforte is carrying:
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1. Voynich Manuscript
2. Pipe
3. Dr Solon's Special Morbius Lotion
4. Current Issue of Teen Beat
5. Bloodied box of Cloves belonging to Jedda Rain
6. S[BLEEP]tload of 2017-Vintage Ying-Daggers
7. Bigger, Blacker Box
8. Phane Kill Switch
9. Random Various Food Items
10. Empty
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Assets: G¥30004500 .
[14:31] *** Paisley Pythia Peinforte has placed Pipe, Scandalous no Moleskine, Pic of Exeter in Inventory Slot: 2
[14:32] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> The things I have in my pockets...
[14:33] <Vermellia X. Rosso> Why are you carrtying food
[14:33] <Griselda> What else you got in there?
[14:33] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I get hungry when I write.
[14:33] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> That's a secret ^___~
[14:36] <Vermellia X. Rosso> Eww that's the lolichos wink
[14:36] <Miyuki Collins> hey I've got some snacks *offers a bag to Paisley*
[14:37] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...Are those Quinoxian snacks?
[14:37] <Miyuki Collins> yeah so?
[14:37] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> They're mad of bugs aren't they?
[14:38] <Miyuki Collins> .....
[14:38] * Miyuki Collins just nibbles on them herself
[14:43] <Beryl Shadowmoon> .... I want a pack
[14:43] * Miyuki Collins tosses it to beryl
[14:46] * Miyuki Collins WINCES SUDDENLY
[14:46] <Miyuki Collins> OH COME ON
[14:52] <Miyuki Collins> ugh I've got to go home..mom's wondering where I am
[14:52] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> enjoy~
[14:52] <Griselda> Seeya again~
[14:53] <Beryl Shadowmoon> see ya
[14:54] * Beryl Shadowmoon eats the contents of the pack before going with Miyuki.
[14:56] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte looks to Vermellia
[14:56] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> All right?
[14:56] <Vermellia X. Rosso> I feel a bit better yeah.
[14:56] *** Miyuki Collins has left #suburbansenshi
[14:57] *** Beryl Shadowmoon has left #suburbansenshi
[15:00] <Vermellia X. Rosso> so.. um... I heard you say once the whole reason you're here is because mom died once?
[15:01] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte frowns
[15:01] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Yes. Nori was the first friend Sakura April ever made
[15:02] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> and when she died Sakura April jumped intot he world tree and arranged variables so that history would unfold so that I would come about.
[15:02] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ....simply to fill a gap in the party.
[15:03] <Vermellia X. Rosso> ....
[15:03] * Vermellia X. Rosso gives her a TACKLE-HUG
[15:03] <Vermellia X. Rosso> You're so much more than that!
[15:03] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte hugs back
[15:03] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> yes well, I mean we all are here because the universe lined itself just right to put us here, yeah?
[15:04] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Except for most of us it's an opaque, random process.
[15:04] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I always have that thought in the back of my head that had nothing happened to Nori I would never have come about.
[15:04] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> And that... well... am I just here to fill a slot on the roster.
[15:04] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I'm over that for the most part, but every now and then it gnaws at me.
[15:06] <Vermellia X. Rosso> Well stop it cuz you're our precious friend
[15:06] * // J_Daito // walks by making puke noises
[15:07] * Vermellia X. Rosso folds up Crecent claw, takes careful aim and BB-shots him RIGHT UP THE BUTT
[15:07] * // J_Daito // lets out a breif scream
[15:07] * // J_Daito // is away 
[15:08] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Oh my god what was that sound
[15:08] <Vermellia X. Rosso> I didn't think his voice coudl do that
[15:16] <Griselda> So glad I recorded that♫
[18:36] * @The Intern decides to resume working on the box
[18:37] * Vermellia X. Rosso decides to distract herself by watching!
[18:48] * Exeter L. Wakefield is back from a tiring day of work
[18:48] * Vermellia X. Rosso blinks
[18:48] <Vermellia X. Rosso> Hey.
[18:48] <Exeter L. Wakefield> ... hi Vermellia
[18:49] <Vermellia X. Rosso> ...you good
[18:49] <Exeter L. Wakefield> /me shrugs "I'm always good. How are you?"
[18:49] * Vermellia X. Rosso shrugs from the shoulders
[18:51] * Exeter L. Wakefield ruffles her hair with oneer hand and gets her a tuna sandwich . "you like this, yeah?"
[18:52] * Vermellia X. Rosso noms quietly
[18:52] * Vermellia X. Rosso nods
[18:53] <Silicon Momoko> testing
[18:55] <Thrash 4> you're doin git wrong
[18:55] * Thrash 4 sits on a sofa, reading a magazine
[19:00] <@The Intern> oh? howe would you do it?
[19:01] * Thrash 4 leans forward and shows her
[19:03] <@The Intern> That would work if this wasn't such an antiquated system.
[19:10] <Silicon Momoko> test
[19:10] <Silicon Momoko> Hmm
[19:11] <Randomuser> cookie check
[19:12] <Randomuser> The cookie name is being misreported for the window too
[19:13] <@The Intern> Tch.
[19:13] <@The Intern> We'll need to rewrite that later
[19:21] * @The Intern may be on to something
[19:23] * Randomuser is now known as test2
[19:23] <Randomuser> Not setting it right
[19:23] * Randomuser is now known as this should be bnewe
[19:25] <Randomuser> it's setitng the "new" ... wait.
[19:25] <Randomuser> message2
[19:25] * Randomuser is now known as thisisianewnokc
[19:28] * Randomuser is now known as stupididea
[19:32] <@The Intern> There's more than one way to skin a cat.
[19:32] <Vermellia X. Rosso> HEY!
[19:32] <Vermellia X. Rosso> RACISM!
[19:32] <@The Intern> <_<; sprry
[19:33] <@The Intern> I'm going to pass a new variable $nickflag and $nickboxid
[19:33] <@The Intern> Let's intercept them
[19:34] <Exeter L. Wakefield> ok
[19:37] <Randomuser> test
[19:37] * Randomuser is now known as this should make a newcookie
[19:38] * Randomuser is now known as this should make a test cooklie
[19:42] * Randomuser is now known as Comeon
[19:43] * Randomuser is now known as what about now
[19:44] * Randomuser is now known as whatabout NOW
[20:08] * Randomuser is now known as and NOW?
[20:18] * Exeter L. Wakefield will ge tthis cookie working
[20:22] * Randomuser is now known as Testing now
[20:23] * Randomuser is now known as testing
[20:24] * Randomuser is now known as testingagain
[20:36] <Exeter L. Wakefield> WELL YOU KNOW MAYBE MY CHANGES WOULD TAKE IF I WAS MODIFYING THE RIGHT FILE
[20:36] <@The Intern> ...oh mygod.
[20:36] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I'm sorry, I apologise for him.
[20:36] * Exeter L. Wakefield headdesks
[20:51] <test> test
[21:00] <test> test2
[21:00] * test is now known as testingcookiegeneration
[21:02] * test is now known as test3
[21:03] * testerman is now known as testing5
[21:03] * testerman is now known as tester5
[21:06] * testerman is now known as testing6
[21:13] * testerman is now known as testing6
[21:15] * testerman is now known as testing7
[21:16] * testerman is now known as tester8
[21:18] * testerman is now known as tester9
[21:19] <Exeter L. Wakefield> ..I got it to make a cookie
[21:20] <@The Intern> Okay so we know the logic works.
[21:20] <@The Intern> Let's try to overwrite a specific cookie.
[21:21] * testerman is now known as tester10
[21:23] * testerman is now known as Tester11
[21:30] * testerman is now known as can i overwrite cookie
[21:37] * testerman is now known as testing11
[21:43] <testerman> testing
[21:45] * testerman is now known as testing11
[21:46] * testerman is now known as testing12
[21:47] <@The Intern> ss1_newnickname seems to be populating with the new nickname
[21:47] <@The Intern> So now we need to detect if the cookie has changed and use it to change the DOM
[21:57] <Exeter L. Wakefield> We need an async action to change the dom on cookie change
[22:10] <@The Intern> I may have an inelegant solution.
[22:16] <testerman> test
[22:17] <@The Intern> I've integrated listener code; please bind the object.
[22:17] <Exeter L. Wakefield> One second.
[22:22] <@Eitak_Razal> test
[22:22] <@Eitak_Razal> Oh good. IT's working without crashing on my end
[22:23] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Sadly that has 0 to do with what we're doing <_<
[22:23] <@Eitak_Razal> Well whatever you did fixed the issue
[22:24] <Exeter L. Wakefield> I very much doubt it <_<
[22:24] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Unless you mean the dissapearing box whichyeah was my fault.
[22:25] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte whaps Exeter and gives Vermellia more ice cream.
[22:26] <@Eitak_Razal> That's exactly what I ment
[22:27] <@The Intern> That's him tampering with Production code without running it through a validator first.
[22:27] <Exeter L. Wakefield> <_<
[22:27] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Intern what is "invalid assignment left-hand side"
[22:28] <@The Intern> ...There's an unexpected assignment somewhere. This might be due to a mismatch of a assignment operator and a comparison operator,
[22:28] <@The Intern> or..
[22:28] * @The Intern leans over to look at the code
[22:29] <@The Intern> That listener code is not right.
[22:33] * @The Intern adjusts it and deplys again.
[22:34] * @The Intern killed one error and introduced two more. Geat.
[22:36] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Cookiename is not being pased?
[22:39] <testerman> nick testerchange
[22:39] * testerman is now known as testerchange
[23:08] * @The Intern decides to rewrite this irritating thing
[23:35] <testerman> hmm
[23:36] * testerman is now known as Zardoz
[23:36] * testerman is now known as Zardoz2
[23:40] <testerman> hmm
[23:41] * testerman is now known as Zardoz3
[23:43] * testerman is now known as Zardoz4
[23:45] * testerman is now known as Zardoz7
[23:50] * testerman is now known as Zardoz8
[23:50] <@The Intern> YES
[23:51] * @The Intern high-fives Exeter! "WE DID IT!"
[23:51] <Exeter L. Wakefield> About f[BLEEP]king time too ><
[23:51] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Speaking of...
[23:51] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte tries ot drag Exeter away ::geart
[23:51] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ♡
[23:52] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Wait first we must see the next episode of Cop Craft
[23:52] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> .
[23:52] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte punche shim in the shoulder
[23:52] * Zardoz8 is now known as Silicon Momoko
[23:53] <@The Intern> ... that's a bug
[23:53] <@The Intern> ><
[23:53] <@spiritflame> ATTENTION: Silicon Momoko is already registered. Check your password or enter a new name.
[23:53] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Well the box will still catch it
[23:53] <Exeter L. Wakefield> they wouldn't be able to post
[23:54] * Silicon Momoko sighs
[23:54] <Silicon Momoko> Still we're close.
[23:54] * Silicon Momoko is away 
[23:55] <Exeter L. Wakefield> ... never mind Cop Craft XD
[23:55] * Exeter L. Wakefield leavers with PAise <3
[23:55] <Exeter L. Wakefield> ./part
[23:55] *** Exeter L. Wakefield [elw@peinfortefoundation.or.uk] has left #suburbansenshi (The Journey of a Thousand Miles begins again.)
[23:56] *** @Paisley Pythia Peinforte [paisely_p@firstcircle.karn03-kasterborusrelay.sen] has left #suburbansenshi (♡)
[23:56] <@The Intern> ... you're welcome.
[23:56] * @The Intern grumbles
[23:56] * @The Intern sees Vermellia curled up asleep in a corner
[23:56] * @The Intern covers her with a blanket.
[23:57] * @The Intern is away: Stands guard over her sister-in-law who is having probably the worst time of her life
[07:22] * @The Intern takes "/nick changing" off t the bug list
[07:25] * @The Intern will next tackel sound which should be easy.
[07:27] <Silicon Momoko> test
[07:27] *** Silicon Momoko has turned their sound on
[07:27] <Silicon Momoko> test
[07:27] <Silicon Momoko> test
[07:28] <Silicon Momoko> Hmm
[07:31] <Silicon Momoko> test
[07:31] *** Silicon Momoko has turned their sound on
[07:31] <Silicon Momoko> test
[07:44] * @The Intern reconsiders. It won't be worth it unless the boxes are usable
[07:47] * @The Intern decides to work on responsive design
[07:54] * @The Intern looks into flexbox design
[09:27] <Silicon Momoko> test
[09:31] * Silicon Momoko is now known as making sure this still works
[09:31] <making sure this still works> yes
[10:47] * @The Intern is updating the backend to support this for the other boxes
[10:57] * @The Intern has updated her backend, now to actually bring the otehr boxes in
[10:57] <@The Intern> ^THE BACKEND
[10:57] * // J_Daito // looks her over "Your backend was always quite fine
[10:57] <@The Intern> ¬_¬
[11:05] <@The Intern> ..well this is an uneexpected bug
[11:06] <Silicon Momoko> test
[11:07] <making sure this still works> test
[11:14] <Silicon Momoko> test
[11:14] <@The Intern> ugh bug regression.
[11:14] <@The Intern> Will have to deal with it later but it's a showstopper.
[11:35] <El Generico> test
[11:39] <El Generico> test
[11:41] <El Generico> test
[11:57] <DD_Girl_Red> tester
[12:12] <El Generico> testingu
[12:15] <El Generico> testingu2
[12:16] <El Generico> testingu3
[12:19] <El Generico> testingu4
[12:22] * DD_Girl_Red will try to test your whiskey drinking skills! Testing, 123
[12:25] <El Generico> testingu5
[12:34] <El Generico> test
[12:35] <El Generico> test
[12:35] <El Generico> test
[12:36] <El Generico> test
[16:57] * Exeter L. Wakefield collpases face down on Venus Sofa
[16:58] * Exeter L. Wakefield is so tired
[16:58] <Vermellia X. Rosso> ...
[16:58] <Vermellia X. Rosso> You okay?
[16:58] * Vermellia X. Rosso oikes him with the butt of Crescent Claw
[16:58] <Vermellia X. Rosso> ^pokes
[16:58] <Exeter L. Wakefield> mmghgh
[16:59] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...It's not my fault. I swear.
[16:59] <Vermellia X. Rosso> uh-huh
[16:59] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte sits near Ex
[16:59] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I swear
[16:59] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte checks him for a fever. Nothing
[17:00] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Just biorthymically low today.
[17:01] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> No, I think you're coming down with something.
[17:01] <Vermellia X. Rosso> The fever for the flavor of a pringles!
[17:02] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...
[17:02] <Vermellia X. Rosso> Well I came down with it
[17:02] * Vermellia X. Rosso noms
[17:17] <Box Tester> test
[17:28] <Box Tester> test
[17:43] <Box Tester> test
[17:44] <Box Tester> test
[17:50] <Box Tester> test
[17:50] <Box Tester> test5
[17:50] * Box Tester is now known as bad dude
[17:50] <bad dude> YESSS
[17:51] <Vermellia X. Rosso> Holy shizz
[17:51] <Vermellia X. Rosso> I think it might work
[17:52] <Griselda> Lemme test.
[17:52] * Griselda is now known as GR
[17:52] <GR>“ Hello?”
[17:52] * GR is now known as Griselda
[17:53] <Griselda> That worked.
[17:53] <Griselda> Huzzah~
[17:53] <Vermellia X. Rosso> Are you on the new page?
[17:54] <Magni> I am... somehow.
[17:54] * Magni is now known as MR
[17:54] <MR>“ Testing 1,2...”
[17:54] * MR is now known as Magni
[17:54] <Magni> Yeah, works from this end.
[17:55] <@The Intern> Well the test will be getting all the boxes on there at once.
[17:55] <@The Intern> Which i'm setting up for again.
[17:59] <bad dude> test
[18:00] <@The Intern> Tch. Only one out of 4 boces is working.
[18:04] <bad dude> test
[18:12] <robot> test
[18:32] <@The Intern> I think there's stiill some redundancies causing conflicts in the code
[19:07] <test> er
[20:35] * Exeter L. Wakefield finally settles down to watch some cop craft
[20:42] <@SpeedRcrX> It
[20:42] <@SpeedRcrX> s It's Lethal Weapon with an Elf.
[20:44] <DD_Girl_Red> who's the new guy?
[20:46] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Exeter Lothar Wakefield.
[20:47] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte groans at the "Lothar".
[20:47] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> He's my sickly Other Half.
[20:48] <Anesha> Betting he overexerted.
[20:48] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> He's the idiot who wanted a day job.
[20:49] <Anesha> Nothing wrong with that, but did he realize what he was getting into?
[20:49] <Exeter L. Wakefield> He is right here
[20:49] <Anesha> Oh, that he is. :P
[20:50] <Anesha> Well, did you know what it was you'd be getting into?
[20:53] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Yes, but it's hard to predict ambient level of stupid in the worklplace.
[20:54] <Exeter L. Wakefield> On a scale of 1 to 10 it's rapdily approaching Full Dilbert.
[20:55] <Anesha> Yeah, it was stuff like that which makes me glad I'm freelance.
[20:57] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I'm still convinced he's trying to infiiltrate something :P
[20:57] <Exeter L. Wakefield> :P
[21:07] <Anesha> Heh.
[21:31] * Exeter L. Wakefield sits bolt upright
[21:31] <Exeter L. Wakefield> INTERN DID YOU CLOSE THE FORM TAGS
[21:32] * the Solid Snake found noise pays
[21:32] <@The Intern> !
[21:32] <@The Intern> What!?
[21:32] * @The Intern goes over the code
[21:34] <@The Intern> - if it's that I swear by Verdekarian's hand -
[21:35] <test> test
[21:36] * @The Intern curses in low gallifreyan
[21:36] <@The Intern> - That's likely IT that's why the forms were not being shown in the DOM -
[21:37] <Thrash 8> bad day, Intern? *sips a wine*
[21:37] <@The Intern> - only the first one did but because it was never closed the system only saw one not 4 -
[21:37] <@The Intern> ..it was. But the end is in sight.
[21:37] <@The Intern> 3 out of 4 boxes now work.
[21:37] <Thrash 8> mmm do tell
[21:37] * @The Intern looks over to Exeter
[21:37] <@The Intern> ....Thanks.
[21:38] <Exeter L. Wakefield>
[21:38] <@The Intern> That is a horrible thing and I am sad I ever implemented it.
[21:38] <Thrash 8> Exeter..why do you have a giant blue foam hand?
[21:41] <Anesha> Hey, don't insult the Foam Finger™! I've seen one literally rip monsters apart.
[21:42] <Exeter L. Wakefield> I hit Paise over the head with it sometimes.
[21:42] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> When he wants to sleep on the couch.
[21:42] <Thrash 8> hahaha
[21:42] <Thrash 8> that does sound like you, peinforte
[21:43] <@The Intern> ss4 works.
[21:43] <@The Intern> We can now test then boxes to see if using them all at once will ccause conflicts with nicnames etc
[21:44] <Exeter L. Wakefield> ss2 is broken
[21:44] * @The Intern grumbles
[21:45] * Thrash 8 just has an amused look on her face
[21:45] <@The Intern> No ti's not idiot use a password.
[21:45] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Oh wow someome's touchy
[21:46] <Thrash 8> someone call her wife..let her in on the hliarity
[21:48] <@The Intern> ::shftyeyes
[21:54] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte dergs Ex off to bed FOR SLEEP
[21:54] <@The Intern> ...I like how you fel the need to qualify that
[21:54] <Thrash 8> you'll understand when you're an adult, intern
[21:54] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> :P I've already been accused ot wearing him down :P
[21:54] * @The Intern GLARES at Thrash
[21:55] <Thrash 8> hm?
[21:55] <@The Intern> I feel a little less polite in this house. I wonder why
[21:55] <@The Intern> Also, I am WEL over 500 years old.
[21:55] <@The Intern> I am an adult :P
[21:55] <Thrash 8> oh please
[21:55] * Exeter L. Wakefield is away: sleep
[21:55] <Thrash 8> you're a child compared to me
[21:55] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte is away: same
[21:56] <@The Intern> Well, yes, I'm glad I have not reached senility
[21:56] * Thrash 8 draws a point on the chalk board which just happens to be there under Intern's name
[21:57] * @The Intern harrumphs and heads home, satisfied that now with the technical work mainkly over the fun part of the reinvention of Suburban Senhi can begin
[08:11] <test> test
[08:16] <test> final test
[15:55] * @The Intern work son box toggling code.
[16:44] *** The boxes are okay to use.
[17:16] <@The Intern> ＴＨＩＳ ＭＵＳＴ ＢＥ ＴＨＥ ＷＯＲＫ ＯＦ ＡＮ ＥＮＥＭＹ 「 S T A N D 」！！
[17:33] * @The Intern changes topic to `INTERN wants your help. What are the most FUN / wanted elements of the main page and the RP page you want in the new multichat page? Come in and say!`
[19:11] <person> test
[19:11] <person> ah.
[19:11] <Aspirant Snark> Cards!
[19:11] <Aspirant Snark> I have a real soft spot for the cards!
[19:12] <@The Intern> They will be in there on the left hand side
[19:12] <@The Intern> Scaled down but clickable
[19:13] * @The Intern has it on her list ^^
[19:14] <Aspirant Snark> That is not necessary, I just love to see them scroll by on occasion.
[19:14] <Aspirant Snark> will calendar stay? (won't break my heart if not, I am unable to use it)
[19:15] <@The Intern> Yes and no. there will be a feed showing the latest events and a button to click to see the full thing.
[19:18] <Aspirant Snark> I also love the little counter on the bottom.
[19:21] <@The Intern> I like it but it breaks the HTTPS on the site which is annoying. I'll leave it, though.
[19:31] <Aspirant Snark> Sorry, don't know what that is.
[19:32] <Aspirant Snark> hmmmm, currently unable to alter or update characters... at least I cannot see it.
[19:33] <Aspirant Snark> I'm trying to change a character's /look.
[19:33] <Aspirant Snark> not a bad time to try that, is it?
[19:34] <@The Intern> Right now the link is all the way at the bottom
[19:34] <@The Intern> here
[19:34] <@The Intern> I'll make a button for it shortly
[19:35] <@Eitak_Razal> ...I'm not seeing anything diffrent
[19:35] <@The Intern> Hmm?
[19:36] <@The Intern> what page are you on?
[19:37] <@Eitak_Razal> The regular site
[19:37] <@The Intern> then you wouldn't.
[19:38] <@The Intern> https://www.suburbansenshi.com/multichat.html
[19:38] <@The Intern> [url=https://www.suburbansenshi.com/multichat.htmlhere[/url]
[19:38] <@The Intern> Here
[19:38] <@The Intern> eventually this will repalce the main page when done.
[19:39] <@Eitak_Razal> ...It's like the 80s astetic carried on into the 90s websites
[19:40] <@The Intern> I believe the humans call it either "Outrun" or "Sythnwave" style
[19:40] <@Eitak_Razal> That's what I said
[19:41] * @The Intern chuckles
[19:42] <@Eitak_Razal> ...Why is it gIRC if you're using the mIRC logo?
[19:42] <@The Intern> Because Ginga was too cheap to make their own icon.
[19:43] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> MONEY DOESN'T GROW IN A DEEP FREEZE!
[19:43] <@Eitak_Razal> Trees Mina, Trees.
[19:44] <@Eitak_Razal> Also, why does SS2 have a turn order?
[19:44] <@Eitak_Razal> (I hid it with a fancy slip cover for now)
[19:44] <@Eitak_Razal> or a location for that matter
[19:45] <@The Intern> ...
[19:45] <@The Intern> I'll fix that.
[19:49] <@The Intern> Done.
[19:58] * @The Intern has added an "add a character" button to the top
[19:58] * @The Intern will make a FAQ button that goes nowhere for now
[20:10] * @The Intern actually ha sa link so we'll see
[20:18] * @The Intern has added the amin 6 buttons
[20:18] <@The Intern> ^main
[21:05] <@Eitak_Razal> The rotateing cube backround doesn't look quite right. And now I can't get it back
[21:11] <@The Intern> It was too distracting so I got rid of it.
[21:17] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I wonder if that's what the Exes of Gamer Widows say
[21:17] <@SpeedRcrX> Oh god
[21:21] <@Eitak_Razal> If you're a gamer and your partner isn't, why the hell are you in a relationship
[21:22] <Anesha> Sadly some people are so desperate to be in a relationship they skip a number of steps, then start wondering why it's not working out.
[21:22] <@SpeedRcrX> Well someone needs ot fetch food supplies.
[21:31] <@Eitak_Razal> That's what the internet is for
[21:34] <@SpeedRcrX> but how has the time to key in the order
[21:37] <@Eitak_Razal> Then starve
[21:42] <@SpeedRcrX> Man that's why you have the partner
[21:43] <@Eitak_Razal> Cleary your own relationships in the dumps given Michi is worse at cooking then me
[21:44] <Eilean> hey guys! I think i managed to make a decent curry..anyone want to try it?
[21:44] *** Eilean has joined #suburbansenshi
[21:44] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Eilean
[21:45] <@SpeedRcrX> ...
[21:45] <@SpeedRcrX> Paisley would!
[21:45] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I wait what
[21:45] * Eilean glances over
[21:45] * Eilean offers th curry to Paisley
[21:46] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ... I have an ill fiancé at home
[21:46] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I really ough to look in on him
[21:46] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte is away: wit haste
[21:46] <@SpeedRcrX> (s[BLEEP]t)
[21:46] <@SpeedRcrX> I think Eitak was hungry
[21:46] * Eilean turns to Eitak
[21:47] <@Eitak_Razal> Haruka, don't be so self sacrifceing, you're obviously hungry but don't want to take the first bite. Please, I inisist
[21:47] <@SpeedRcrX> I can't... I umm..
[21:47] * Eilean glances back to Haruka
[21:47] <@SpeedRcrX> ...I have the rabies.
[21:47] * @Eitak_Razal takes this moment of distraction to poof away
[21:47] <@SpeedRcrX> And any kind of food will make it worse.
[21:48] <@The Intern> Oh, I'll try it.
[21:48] * @The Intern gives it a try
[21:49] * Eilean gives it to Intern
[21:50] * @The Intern tastes it
[21:50] * The curry would taste good..if it didn't almost immediately start to dissolve your stomach, Intern..litaraly
[21:51] * @The Intern is luckily immune to things cuch as this due to her preparation to be a CIA agent. Nonetheless she is getting wicked hearts' burn
[21:51] <@The Intern> I.. erm... this...
[21:51] *** DO YOU LIE Y/N
[21:51] * @The Intern sighs
[21:51] <Eilean> well?
[21:51] <@The Intern> ...I'm sorry, your experiment has failed.
[21:52] * @The Intern DAHES for the window and regurgiates a LOT
[21:52] <Eilean> ...aw s[BLEEP]t
[21:58] <Eilean> thought i finally had it
[22:10] * @The Intern is away: .. good grief I might actually need a medic.
[22:47] <Anesha> ...dear Seraph above I leave to check on something and I come back to this mess. Dare I ask?
[22:50] <Eilean> my curry sucks apperently
[22:54] <Anesha> Aha... (I have the distinct feeling this isn't the first culinary failure she's had.)
[00:11] * Eilean has somehow gotten horribly drunk between that conversation and now
[01:14] *** Eilean has left #suburbansenshi
[20:17] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte has got her picture on the new page final-- OH JESUS CHRIST
[20:17] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte is away: IW ILL KILL HIM
[20:18] * @The Intern reloads
[20:18] <@The Intern> ...oh dear.
[20:18] <@The Intern> That's one way to christen a new layout.
[20:24] <Anesha>
[20:27] <@The Intern> The Professor does like his Speedos""Tm
[20:29] *** David O`Cain [JRPMoonSoldier@MKArmyRanger.mil] has joined #suburbansenshi
[20:29] <@spiritflame> konbanwa David O`Cain
[20:30] <David O`Cain> Huh. Been a good while since this place was here. Facsimile of the original?
[20:30] <@The Intern> More or less, Haruka requested I locate a version of it from the multiverse and so I did.
[20:31] <David O`Cain> I see. She finally moved out of her room? :P
[20:32] <@The Intern> And back into her old one.
[20:33] <Anesha> So in a way it's like nothing changed.
[20:33] <David O`Cain> Anyway, how've you two been?
[20:33] * @The Intern shrugs
[20:34] <@The Intern> Well enough, I just need to finish getting the site set up for Ginga.
[20:34] <Anesha> I'm doing all right.
[20:35] * David O`Cain nods
[20:38] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte huffs. "Luckily I got anotehr shot without that cretin in it."
[20:39] <David O`Cain> Eh?
[20:41] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> So I got a shot taken for the front page of the new site and got photobombed. Luckily there is another
[20:41] <Anesha> Nice♫
[20:41] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte nods
[20:42] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I know Exeter enjoyed holding the camera~ ♫
[20:42] * Exeter L. Wakefield yells "FOIR THRE EHOURS" from offscreen
[20:42] <Anesha> And we can certainly see why~
[20:42] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> OH STOP COMPLAINING :P
[20:43] <David O`Cain> Very nice, Paisley.
[20:43] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I shall have words with Tomoe. Thank you.
[20:45] <@The Intern> i nee dto work on character cards.
[20:48] <David O`Cain> So, how long has this place been in the works?
[20:49] * @The Intern shrugs
[20:49] <@The Intern> Haruka had a whim.
[20:49] <@The Intern> She wanted a place where she could "go wild"
[20:49] <@The Intern> Of course as soon as it was made she became tired and stoppped using it.
[20:49] <@SpeedRcrX> LIFE IS HARD
[20:50] <@SpeedRcrX> ONCE THE SITE IS FINISHED I will usE IT MORE
[20:50] <@The Intern> ¬_¬
[20:50] <@The Intern> - I'll rmemeber that. -
[20:50] <David O`Cain> Whatever. You'll just retreat back your hidey-hole room. :P
[20:51] <@SpeedRcrX> MY MANCAVE IS SUPREME
[20:53] <David O`Cain> Only in your mind, Haruka.
[20:53] <@SpeedRcrX> Don't be Jelly.
[20:55] * David O`Cain shrugs, "Meh."
[20:56] <@SpeedRcrX> Totally Jelly.
[20:57] * @SpeedRcrX watches Kung Fu Fridays
[21:01] <David O`Cain> Anyway, how much further until the whole place is done?
[21:02] * @The Intern thinks
[21:02] <@The Intern> the chatobxes are done, but there's some cosmetics and the new "front page" component to deal with/
[21:03] <@The Intern> I would like to get it done this weekend but life offers no guarantees.
[21:04] <David O`Cain> Of course.
[21:08] * @The Intern got cards in but they are not changing.
[21:19] * @The Intern has fixed it!
[21:19] * @The Intern takers character cards off the list
[21:23] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Altnernate a needed link with something decoratiive.
[21:23] <@The Intern> Hmm.
[21:28] <@The Intern> Who should be the masoct character for the discord button
[21:29] <@The Intern> Can you think of anymore more discordant than Haruka.
[21:29] <Joanna Smithson> well who talks alot
[21:29] <@SpeedRcrX> SERIOSULY
[21:30] * @SpeedRcrX watches the kung fu movie loop
[21:31] * @SpeedRcrX calls intot he station
[21:32] * @SpeedRcrX sees the titla 36 Shaolin Beads
[21:32] <@SpeedRcrX> Are they for... you know.. there?
[21:33] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Go research this mater and tell us.
[21:53] <@Eitak_Razal> It should be me on the Discord button
[21:54] <@The Intern> I've alreayd amde the pi... give me a picture of yourself.
[21:56] <@Eitak_Razal> ...I got no decent pictures. I was kinda joking. (Or was I?)
[21:56] <@The Intern> Well when you get one, we'll change it from Haruka.
[22:19] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> Moh, I need to kick some people to finish the Budokai~
[22:20] <Joanna Smithson> hey don't look at me
[22:20] <Joanna Smithson> my daughter is ready to go whenever
[22:20] <Joanna Smithson> she's just waiting on her opponent
[22:20] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> I'll make it happen!!
[22:22] <David O`Cain> Don't worry about it. It'll get going again.
[22:22] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> easyfor youtosay you don't have BILLIONS riding on betsratings!!
[22:23] <Joanna Smithson> .you ok there, blondie?
[22:23] <Joanna Smithson> ..you sound drunk
[22:24] * David O`Cain raises an eyebrow, "Say again?"
[22:25] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> Nothing! Ratings!!
[22:25] <Joanna Smithson> oh my god..you are drunk aren't you
[22:25] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> ...bets you don't know how much I have riding on ratings!!
[22:26] <Joanna Smithson> ...I don't really care
[22:26] <David O`Cain> Uh huh. Hope it all works out.
[22:27] <David O`Cain> If you're worried about my sister and father, don't. They'll get their match in.
[22:27] * Joanna Smithson pats Minako on the head
[22:27] <Joanna Smithson> there there
[22:31] <@Eitak_Razal> Ri says she needs the judges to look into her match before she'll even consider contineuing
[22:32] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> huh?
[22:32] <David O`Cain> Something deemed controversial?
[22:33] <@Eitak_Razal> Something about her oppenent taking double the damange she should have in one turn. She's too honest for her own good
[22:35] <Mister Torgue> ♦ GET THE TAPE! LET THE REFS SORT IT OUT!
[22:36] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> Who was it against??
[22:36] <@Eitak_Razal> Suu I think
[22:40] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> /I'll check into it.
[22:42] <Mister Torgue> (( Coincidentally enough, I can't seem to view the logs in Budokai. ))
[22:45] <@Eitak_Razal> (( Nor I ))
[22:49] <Mister Torgue> (( I can see the Archives, but not the current backlog. ))
[22:51] *** I'll check into it I had to reboot
[22:52] *** I checked with Bucket she doesn't want to redo the match
[22:52] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> Suu-chan said let the decision stand
[22:53] <Mister Torgue> ♦ I'M GOOD WITH THAT!
[22:54] <David O`Cain> Huh. Okay then.
[23:01] <@Eitak_Razal> Pretty sure she'd be fine with that then
[23:22] * Joanna Smithson gives a thumbs up
[23:56] <Joanna Smithson> >.>
[00:41] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte laughs hysterically remembering something as she's chatting on the phone
[00:43] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> "So We're lying in bed, after... you know. The first time. Yeah. And the sun hits me as we're waking up... and he goes... "is that the 'afterglow'? Is this because you're a sister of the flame? Is it the god-rays? And I'm confused, right? Then I realise and I smack him on the head and I say 'no, idiot! I'm just that f[BLEEP]king pale'"
[00:44] <Joanna Smithson> eh?
[00:44] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Do you... do you really need ot be telling people that story?
[00:44] * Joanna Smithson drinks a beer
[00:45] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Yes. Yes Ido and it's not people it's Donna and this is girl talk so butt ou
[00:46] * Exeter L. Wakefield grumbles
[00:46] * Joanna Smithson drinks and just..listens in
[00:47] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte sees there are too many ears here and heads out
[00:47] <Exeter L. Wakefield> ...I'm sorry you had to hear that.
[00:48] <Joanna Smithson> meh I've heard worse
[00:48] <Joanna Smithson> she talks like this is a totally new experience
[00:48] <Exeter L. Wakefield> ...I mean sorry for me that someone else heard that.
[00:48] <Exeter L. Wakefield> :P
[00:49] <Exeter L. Wakefield> If you'll excuse me I'm going to leave before the shame kills me.
[00:49] <Joanna Smithson> oh I don't really give a f[BLEEP]k about you
[00:49] <Joanna Smithson> whoever you are
[00:49] * Exeter L. Wakefield is away: Well that's nice!
[00:49] <Joanna Smithson> sorry it's the beer talking
[00:49] * Joanna Smithson drinks
[00:57] <David O`Cain> Well, best I head on home. Catch you later, Joanna.
[00:58] *** David O`Cain [JRPMoonSoldier@MKArmyRanger.mil] has quit IRC (Night.)
[02:22] <DD_Girl_Red> how much beer did you have?
[02:43] <Joanna Smithson> uh...
[02:43] * Joanna Smithson starts counting the cans
[02:43] <Joanna Smithson> ...about twenty
[02:46] <DD_Girl_Red> wooooow
[02:48] <Joanna Smithson> meh
[02:54] <DD_Girl_Red> you should have some whiskey.
[03:01] <Joanna Smithson> meh I'm heading home
[03:01] <Joanna Smithson> night all
[03:01] *** Joanna Smithson has left #suburbansenshi
[03:02] <DD_Girl_Red> /patynight to ya
[11:39] * Thrash 2 has emptied the House of all alchoal
[12:14] * @SpeedRcrX looks for drinsk and roars like a berserk eva
[13:27] <Neva> hey keep it down!
[13:27] *** Neva has joined #suburbansenshi
[13:27] <@spiritflame> konnichiwa Neva
[13:34] <@SpeedRcrX> OFFICER
[13:34] <@SpeedRcrX> OFFICER I WANT TO FILE A REPORT
[13:34] <@SpeedRcrX> ALL MY LIQUOR IS GONE
[13:34] <@SpeedRcrX> STOLEN
[13:34] <@SpeedRcrX> TAKEN
[13:34] <@SpeedRcrX> REMOVED
[13:34] * Neva sighs
[13:34] <Neva> ok...so
[13:34] <@SpeedRcrX> I DEMAND AN INVESTIGATION AND ARRESTS
[13:34] <Neva> when did you last see it
[13:35] <@SpeedRcrX> LAST NIGHT
[13:35] <Neva> alright..
[13:35] * Neva taps a bit on the bracelet on her wrist....and a few stack of papers appear in front of haruka
[13:35] <Neva> please sign these forms and we'll work on it
[13:36] * @SpeedRcrX hastly scrawls out a signature
[13:36] <@SpeedRcrX> NOW HURRY UP MICHIRU'S TAX DOLLARS PAY YOUR SALARY
[13:38] * Neva just looks at Haruka
[13:40] <Neva> one. I am paid through the Alien Zone Unification Act.
[13:40] <Neva> Two. Shut up and sit down
[13:43] <Neva> I'm on my vacation and I'm a bit PISSED OFF so you better noet set me off
[13:44] <Neva> *not
[13:45] * Neva shreds a Typo Demon with her metal claws
[13:46] <Neva> anyone who would happen to be interested in your drinks?
[13:50] <@SpeedRcrX> I don't know.
[13:51] * @SpeedRcrX hands over all the surveillance logs form the last day
[13:51] * Neva looks through it....
[13:51] <@SpeedRcrX> Thankfully we are set up for a reality TV thing here
[13:51] <Neva> ...
[13:51] *** YE SNEVA YOU AR EON IRC TV
[13:51] *** SAY HI TO THE AUDIENCE
[13:56] * Neva turns it towards Haruka....the footage shows the second icarnation of Thrash binging himself....watching television...and making at least one obscene gesture found on Gamma Exos IX at the camera
[13:57] <Neva> ..that was quick
[13:57] * Neva also waves to the camera she guesses?
[14:18] <@SpeedRcrX> ... ARREST THAT MAN
[14:19] * Neva checks
[14:20] <Neva> I'm afraid I can't
[14:21] <Neva> he was already arrested for that same charge about a year ago
[14:24] <@SpeedRcrX> What you can't arrest him for the same thing twice?
[14:26] * Neva just gives Haruka a look
[14:26] <Neva> look I'll be blunt
[14:26] <Neva> I'm on vacation
[14:26] <Neva> and your stolen drink is the least of my worries
[14:26] <FireFly_9> Maybe because Thrash is a time Travller he was arested for this charge in the past.
[14:26] * Neva points to Hotaru
[14:26] <Neva> she has it one
[14:26] <Neva> *has it in one
[14:26] <@SpeedRcrX> Damn it but I WANT MY SATISFACTION NOW
[14:27] <FireFly_9> Look just
[14:27] * FireFly_9 gives ehr some grape juice
[14:27] <FireFly_9> Just pretend.
[14:27] * @SpeedRcrX curls up in a ball and cries
[14:28] <Neva> ...wait isn't she rich..couldn't she simply...go and buy more
[14:30] <@SpeedRcrX> - Rich people don't stay rich by letting people steal their stuff. -
[14:31] <Neva> ..it was simply alchoal
[14:34] <@SpeedRcrX> ...Do you know how much that s[BLEEP]t costs
[14:34] <@SpeedRcrX> Aren't you from a mercantile race or something
[14:34] <Neva> yes I am
[14:34] <@SpeedRcrX> You should be losing your mind at this economic crime
[14:35] <Neva> well tell you what
[14:35] * Neva picks up empty can
[14:37] <Neva> how about you take this...I can sell you the usual recycling costs..and then using the money we can put it forward towards the cost of the replacement....as you are aware, reused metal is in hot demand and can be put forward towards greater yields currency wise for any future purchase
[14:40] <@SpeedRcrX> ..one, it sounds like you'rer ripping me off by trying to get me, the victim, to give you money, two that sounds like i'd get about ¥10 for that can, and three it all sounds like a lot of - *yawn* effort.
[14:41] <@SpeedRcrX> three being the most critical flaw in your plan
[14:42] <Neva> well it may sound like that but I am aware of certain markets in Tokyo which you could get a good..hm..let's see....120 credits per can..roughly...*thinks*...400 ¥ per can
[14:42] <@SpeedRcrX> wait what
[14:42] <Neva> two...I would freely take on the effort of delivery for the mere cost of one credit per can
[14:42] <Neva> so about 10 ¥
[14:44] <Neva> any free money left over from the purchase will be returned in further agreement
[14:44] <@SpeedRcrX> Hmm.
[14:44] <@SpeedRcrX> We need someone to do the work fo the can collecting.
[14:44] <@SpeedRcrX> Actually
[14:45] <@SpeedRcrX> there's about a six-by-eight foor cube of empties in my room
[14:45] <@SpeedRcrX> you can start with those
[14:45] <@SpeedRcrX> there's also probably a ton under the counches int he closets and the bathwooms as well
[14:46] * Neva taps on her wrist "I can freely help with that in return I will agree to....3% of returns?"
[14:48] <@SpeedRcrX> Deal.
[14:49] <Neva> Deal.
[14:50] * Neva taps another bit on her bracelet, allowing a few M-Droids to fly in and start collecting cans
[14:53] <Neva> there we go!
[14:54] * Neva sends the droids out to send the cans to the Alien Zone Facility
[15:00] <Neva> give it about twenty minutes
[15:07] * @The Intern is working on a scrolling calendar feed
[15:14] * Neva watches as the Droids return with cans of beer purchased with the empty can money, except for as said 3% which Neva collects
[15:16] <@SpeedRcrX> $_$
[15:16] <Neva> and there we are
[15:18] * Neva sets the money she got away
[15:24] <@SpeedRcrX> Thank you very much~
[15:24] * @SpeedRcrX immediately spends all the money on ordering new liquir but makes sure to get a lot of cans so she can perpetuate the cycle of drunkenness
[16:00] * Neva just relaxes, watching a broadcast of the Aterian Gravity Ball Tournments
[16:16] * @The Intern has added the scrolling calendar, now needs a link to it
[16:17] * Neva picks up one of the empty cans and takes a bite out of it
[17:06] * Julie lounges in a corner, reading a Toku Magazine
[17:42] * @The Intern peeks at the magazine
[17:43] * Julie is reading an article on Kamen Rider
[17:43] <Julie> huh?
[17:43] * Julie glances over to Intern
[17:43] * Griselda owls off of one of the chairs, checking out who all is here today.
[17:45] * Julie looks in the mirror.
[17:45] *** Julie is a young woman with short cropped dusty bronze hair, pale skin and the lower half of her body is that of a spider with long spindly legs. She has clawed hands and eight purple eyes.
Her image Song is: . She is Level 1.
[17:46] * Julie is managing to akwardly lounge on a sofa, her long legs piercing through one of the cusions
[17:59] <@The Intern> What are you reading?
[18:00] <Julie> I am reading about heroes
[18:02] <@The Intern> Oh?
[18:02] <Julie> yes! have you ever heard of Kamen Rider!?
[18:02] <@The Intern> I have!
[18:03] <Julie> !!!
[18:04] * Julie starts to describe them and talk about them and tries to replicate their poses but her spider legs make it difficult and she shows a phone images of her dressed in cosplay of them...
[18:04] <@The Intern> You really are enthusiasic!
[18:07] <Julie> oh well if I did not I would not have learned of To-kio
[18:14] <@The Intern> oh?
[18:19] * Julie tells the story of how she found a TV in a junkyard as a child and some old VHS tapes of Kamen Rider and how she fell in lovewith it and when the other species act passed, she came to Japan to meet them
[18:19] <Neva> hey I thought this place was suppose to be the goofy over the top place...why so serious
[18:22] <Griselda> ...I find it adorable. The tale of a spider-woman whom found joy in a series of insect-themed superheroes whom kick bad guys so hard they explode♫
[18:23] <Julie> yes!
[18:23] <Julie> RIIIDEER KICK!
[18:23] * Julie does a kick..and her long leg pierces through the TV
[18:23] <Griselda> o_0
[18:23] <Julie> ......
[18:24] <@The Intern> It'll stop being serious once I stop using it for my base camp
[18:25] * Julie can't get the TV off her leg
[18:26] * @The Intern helps pull the TV off
[18:27] <Julie> gah!
[18:27] <Julie> thank you!
[18:31] <@The Intern> You're welcome!
[18:32] <@The Intern> COMMUNITY
[18:35] * @The Intern coughs
[18:35] <@The Intern> six seasons and a movie
[18:36] <Julie> hm??
[18:39] <@The Intern> Nothing, nothing
[18:39] * @The Intern gets a check from off screen
[18:52] * Matsuo Shin is so bored at the dig he starts to telepathically broadcast over a wideband doing a crossword
[18:55] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte decides to amuse herself by just beaming him the answers
[18:56] * Matsuo Shin makes a few sarcastic jokes back at Paisley
[18:56] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte engages in this battle of wits
[18:57] * @The Intern blocks you guys out she's trying to work here
[19:01] * Matsuo Shin tries to deploy a few old Quinoxian jokes in the mix
[19:03] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte doesn't get half of the idions and needs them explained at tedious length
[19:03] * ^idioms
[22:35] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte is watching more Kaiji
[22:42] * Matsuo Shin keeps trying to chat with Paisley..he's obviously bored out of his mind
[22:46] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte idly chats while tryign to follow the desperate gambling action
[22:52] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I think... I've discovered a whole genre of anime
[22:53] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> that excites me
[22:53] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> and it's terrifying
[22:53] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte says that emntally to matsuo
[22:53] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte has moved to: [ Real mind Talk™ with MAtsuo Shin ]
[22:54] * Matsuo Shin has moved to: [ Mind Talk ]
[22:54] <Matsuo Shin> [Mind Talk] hm?
[22:54] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [Real mind Talk™ with MAtsuo Shin] Gambling anime.
[22:55] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [Real mind Talk™ with MAtsuo Shin] Like Kaiji and Kakegurui
[22:55] <Matsuo Shin> [Mind Talk] I never watched Anime
[22:55] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [Real mind Talk™ with MAtsuo Shin] How long have you been in Japan?
[22:57] <Matsuo Shin> [Mind Talk] a little over 4 years
[22:57] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [Real mind Talk™ with MAtsuo Shin] And you've not seen anime?
[22:58] <Matsuo Shin> [Mind Talk] I don't watch TV all that much
[23:03] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [Real mind Talk™ with MAtsuo Shin] Well since you're bored I shall permit you to watch along with me!
[23:04] <Matsuo Shin> [Mind Talk] hm I see
[23:04] * On tv Kaiji is challenging the evil chairman to a game of lots that Kaiji has rigged - the stakes 100million vs 4 of Kaiji's fingers
[23:05] <Matsuo Shin> [Mind Talk] .....
[23:07] * This s[BLEEP]t is tense AF
[23:09] * Matsuo Shin [Mind Talk] cuts off the connection
[23:09] *** Matsuo Shin [Shin@history.um.u-tokyo.ac.jp] has left #suburbansenshi
[23:09] *** @Paisley Pythia Peinforte has moved back to the Ten'ou (Road)House Livingroom
[23:10] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Well.
[23:10] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte leans forward and watches, enraptured.
[23:23] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> His hand stuck in the tissue box certainly looks like it's stuck somewhere else.
[23:26] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte sends that lewd joke ot Exeter mentally, who mentally rolls he eyes bbut she can tell he's laughing as well :P
[23:33] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> holy s[BLEEP]t this is merciless
[23:37] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKK
[23:45] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Wow Kaiji, just wow.
[23:46] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> You really do have the mentality of a gambler.
[23:54] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte is away: home for the night
[01:20] * DD_Girl_Red wanders around with Whiskey
[09:42] <// J_Daito //> ...Oh great Driunken Youma roaming around here.
[09:42] * // J_Daito // gets the flamethrower
[09:42] * // J_Daito // starts spaying the vicinity of the Youma
[09:43] <// J_Daito //> ^Sprays, but why not spaying as well, the less they can breed the better
[09:43] <FireFly_9> What do you have a weapon that can spay people?
[09:43] <// J_Daito //> I do now.
[09:43] <FireFly_9> ...
[09:44] <FireFly_9> The power of spelling.
[09:44] * // J_Daito // sprays the vicinity of the youma with the FLANETHROWER OF SPAYING™
[09:44] <// J_Daito //> Out.
[09:45] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> You're only a few letters away from "Phanethrower"
[09:45] <// J_Daito //> ...
[09:45] <// J_Daito //> That's for when I want to really troll something hard.
[09:45] <// J_Daito //> NAmely all of you.
[10:10] *** has joined #suburbansenshi
[10:10] <@spiritflame> ohayo
[10:10] <@spiritflame> ATTENTION: Phane is already registered. Check your password or enter a new name.
[10:11] <@SpeedRcrX> I have a vision
[10:11] <@SpeedRcrX> Picture it
[10:11] <@SpeedRcrX> 2020
[10:11] <@SpeedRcrX> Nakatomi Plaza
[10:11] <@SpeedRcrX> There'sa robbery going on by Germans.
[10:11] <@SpeedRcrX> There is a Phane there on vacation
[10:11] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Oh god really.
[10:11] <@SpeedRcrX> The germans f[BLEEP]k with it and it f[BLEEP]ks back
[10:11] <@SpeedRcrX> and at the very end
[10:12] <@SpeedRcrX> as trhe German boss falls from the roof
[10:12] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Don't say it...
[10:12] <@SpeedRcrX> It screams MacPHAAAAAANNNEE!
[10:12] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Wait why is it MacPhane
[10:12] <@SpeedRcrX> It's a scottish Phane
[10:13] <FireFly_9> I... see.
[10:13] <@SpeedRcrX> Mad D20 Gygax money
[10:13] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Yes that you would be paying them
[10:14] <@SpeedRcrX> They should be honored that one as rich and famous as mysekf would eb infringing their copyright, which I'm sure they infringed from REALITY since Phanes are real and Gygax probably heard all this shift from like a legel 99 elf or something
[10:14] <@SpeedRcrX> ^LEVEL
[10:15] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> It'd be precisely because you ARE rich that they'd be more liley to sue you
[10:15] <@SpeedRcrX> Okay yo umake the movie so they can sue you instead
[10:15] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> How about 'no'
[10:15] <@SpeedRcrX> Who has more money, you or me
[10:16] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Me, since Michiru is the one with the money and you are stone broke without her dispensation.
[10:16] <@SpeedRcrX> IGNORING THAT TECHNICALITY
[10:16] <@SpeedRcrX> Ont he Japan Forbes 500 where would you be
[10:16] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Nowhere, because I'm British.
[10:16] <Aspirant Snark> Ahem.
[10:17] <Aspirant Snark> What Haruka says is NOT made up.
[10:17] <@SpeedRcrX> WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE AN ANSWER
[10:17] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> What there's a scottish Phane?
[10:17] <Aspirant Snark> I thought you'd want to knwo that there is a world where the creator allegedly heard about it from a character in that world, IRL?
[10:17] <FireFly_9> I'm sure he means th other part. Yes, please tell the tale.
[10:17] <Aspirant Snark> Gladly.
[10:18] * @SpeedRcrX is still printing up "MacPhaaaane!!" shirts in the background as this is happening.
[10:18] <Aspirant Snark> Elminster is one of the most OP and hated characters in all of D&D fandom. He is said to be Lawful Good, but as my friend would regularly say, "HIS ALIGNMENT IS 'A[BLEEP]LE!'"
[10:19] <Aspirant Snark> Mary Sue. Creator's pet. All these apply to Elminster. He has a huge role in the setting, but you should know that if you go to Elminster's house in the game, there are portals there.
[10:19] <Aspirant Snark> One of the portals is to the house of Ed Greenwood, in our world, where Elminster travelled to tell him about Faerun so our world would have that setting.
[10:20] <@SpeedRcrX> YES
[10:20] <@SpeedRcrX> VINDICATION
[10:23] <@SpeedRcrX> Thank you, kind Snark,
[10:23] <Aspirant Snark> Elminster is actually so OP and (held by many to be obnoxious) that you would actually BE UPSET IF HE SHOWED UP HERE.
[10:23] * // J_Daito // plots arranging it so Ten'ou has to deal with this person
[10:23] <@SpeedRcrX> WHY ME YOU ARE THE GRATER A[BLEEP]LE
[10:24] <// J_Daito //> ..which is why *I* am doing the arranging :3
[10:24] * @SpeedRcrX attempts to Strangle Jedite, who by the way still has the paying Flamethrower
[10:24] <Aspirant Snark> Careful, careful. You know not what you do. How hated and OP is he? There has been a "Kill Elminster Contest."
[10:24] <FireFly_9> Waiut now it Pays?
[10:25] * @SpeedRcrX is burned up, spayed and given a large sum of cash in one go which she uses the pay to fix the first two issues.
[10:25] <@SpeedRcrX> Really? What happned in this contest?
[10:25] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> That was a fast recovery
[10:26] <Aspirant Snark> It was a Play-by-Post contest! Each contestant submitted ways in which you could permanently rid the world of Elminster. I myself have made modest thought experiments along those lines.
[10:27] <Aspirant Snark> Consider it like a bidding war? I personally would say the winner would be whoever's plan used the fewest resources and the lowest levelled characters to do the job.
[10:28] <Aspirant Snark> My snarking is done for now, but I will end with a quote from an entry to that contest I think may well be judged the winner.
[10:28] <Aspirant Snark> ♦ "That's what we stand for, after all. A zombie hitting Elminster with a club in a portable hole, forever."
[10:28] *** Aspirant Snark [0] has quit IRC (Go ahead and let your mind wander! That is the nature of thought.)
[10:29] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ... tht's a nice image
[10:29] <// J_Daito //> ACME portable holes are expensive.
[10:29] <// J_Daito //> Some anthropomorphic Coyote cornered he market. No one can get their hands on them any longer.
[10:30] <// J_Daito //> At least not without paying him mad money.
[10:30] <FireFly_9> Hoe wily.
[10:30] <FireFly_9> ^how
[10:30] *FireFly_9 Typo Demon
[10:30] *** [0.3] FireFly_9 STUNS the target!! (172 HP Damage) (+5 EXP)
[10:30] * FireFly_9 holds up the corpse of the Typo Demon
[10:30] <@SpeedRcrX> LOL that s[BLEEP]t still works
[10:31] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Yat let's all pointlessly level up
[10:31] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ^yay
[10:34] <// J_Daito //> ™
[10:35] * // J_Daito // has crafted an item
[10:35] <// J_Daito //> ♦ The Spayin', Payin', possibly Phane-Throwing Flame thrower
[10:35] <// J_Daito //> ♦ A flamethrower enhanced by the power of Typographical Errors to simultaneously roast, spay and financially renumerate anyone attacked by it. A toggle switch lets it throw Fake Scottish Off-Brand MacPhane™ creatures.
[10:35] <// J_Daito //> ♦ target /sell special, party /sell 20
[10:36] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> TWENTY?
[10:36] <// J_Daito //> It's my item of course it's going to be OP
[10:36] <@SpeedRcrX> Don't f[BLEEP]k with a MacPhane™
[10:46] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> You know
[10:47] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> There are races out there like the Sycorax that use words as the basis for reality-manipulation.
[10:47] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> And given what just happened with this flame thrower...
[10:47] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> .What if the Typo-Daemons are evolving?
[10:48] <FireFly_9> ...Surely not
[10:48] <@SpeedRcrX> A world where TYPOS have power? Madness, Paisley, MADNESS
[10:48] <// J_Daito //> I;m trying to determine if the Spore would be the weakest or most powerful being in that scenario
[10:49] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> hshshshshs
[10:49] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> hshshshshs
[10:49] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> HSHSHSHSHSHS
[10:49] <DD_Girl_Red> hissing?
[10:49] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> mayeb i shuld uze mai slivar kistal 2 band realiti an fine out
[10:50] * // J_Daito // aims the flamethrower at the youma again
[10:50] <FireFly_9> So you just have that thing on standby now?
[10:50] <// J_Daito //> I didn't spend yearsin the service of Beryl to have to put up with these half-wits again
[10:51] <@SpeedRcrX> Were you nto in love with one?
[10:51] <// J_Daito //> Yes and she's dead
[10:51] <// J_Daito //> Interesting how that worked out isn't it
[10:52] <DD_Girl_Red> Isn't she a boat stewardess now?
[10:52] <// J_Daito //> Whya re you still HERE. Do I nee dot aim closer
[10:52] <@SpeedRcrX> Oh leave it alone
[10:53] * // J_Daito // grumbles and turns DOWN the flamethrower but doesn't turn it off
[11:01] <// J_Daito //> Wait what do you mean she's a "boat stweardess"
[11:02] <@SpeedRcrX> You probably chased it away
[11:03] <// J_Daito //> I'm more disturbed by the implication that my ex girlfreidn faked her own death to get away from me.
[11:03] <FireFly_9> I'd certainly see that as realistic.
[11:03] <// J_Daito //> Well f[BLEEP]k you too :P
[11:03] <FireFly_9> :P
[11:04] <DD_Girl_Red> I don't think he's aware.
[11:05] <// J_Daito //> If I was AWARE would I be asking
[11:05] <// J_Daito //> Talk.
[11:05] <// J_Daito //> If you can say more than one word at a time :P
[11:06] * DD_Girl_Purple is somehow here with a chart that has two forked arrows, one which ends as the other continues.
[11:06] <// J_Daito //> Oh god the Youma have masterd powerpoint.
[11:06] <// J_Daito //> We're truly finished
[11:06] <DD_Girl_Purple> you come from this Top arrow, as well as some of our memories, Here everything ends when something happened.
[11:07] <DD_Girl_Purple> over here on the bottomone however, we've found out that there were some sort of difficulties which caused the youme deaths on the top arrow, ... NOT to happen.
[11:08] <DD_Girl_Purple> on this bottom arrow
[11:08] <// J_Daito //> 9_9
[11:08] <// J_Daito //> f[BLEEP]king Tsukino
[11:08] <@Eitak_Razal> No one cares
[11:09] <// J_Daito //> So let me guess by some Silver Crystal Christmas Miracle™ you were all spared and live in hobbit-holes all over my North Pole.
[11:09] * // J_Daito // begins planning Genocide
[11:09] <FireFly_9> No Genocide, JEdite
[11:09] <// J_Daito //> You all NEVER LET ME HAVE ANY FUN
[11:10] <// J_Daito //> "No Burning the guests." "No Genocide." What's next, sharing?
[11:10] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Sharing is caring.
[11:10] * DD_Girl_Purple SHARES some of her money with Red for Whiskey.
[11:10] * // J_Daito // opens a windows and vomits
[11:10] * // J_Daito // comes back
[11:18] * @The Intern is working on a way to make HTML into images
[11:18] <// J_Daito //> Why
[11:19] <@The Intern> GingaTV wants me to make Suburban Senshi memeable
[11:21] <@Eitak_Razal> No. You can't force a meme
[11:22] <@The Intern> Seaking disagrees.
[11:22] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Why does Intern know of Seaking?
[11:22] <@The Intern> Everyone knows of Seaking.
[11:29] <DD_Girl_Purple> Everyone LOVES Seaking!
[11:29] <// J_Daito //> It makes a decent main cours,e true.
[12:54] *** Caligo has joined #suburbansenshi
[12:54] <@spiritflame> konnichiwa Caligo
[12:55] <Caligo> ......
[12:56] * Caligo gets himself a drink
[13:00] * Caligo glances around
[13:00] <Caligo> ...what a piece of junk
[13:01] <DD_Girl_Red> which part of this place?
[13:02] <Caligo> all of it
[13:05] * // J_Daito // looks at Caligo.
[13:05] *** Caligo is a young man with dark hair, gold eyes with blue flecks and pale skin. He is dressed in dark clothes.
His image Song is: "21st Century Schizoid Man" by King Crimson. He is Level 1.
[13:06] <// J_Daito //> He;s talking about you, Youma
[13:06] * Caligo tosses jadeite a drink
[13:07] * // J_Daito // catches it and looks at it
[13:10] * Caligo just tossed him a regular beer
[13:10] * // J_Daito // drinks it
[13:11] * // J_Daito // givs him a mmanly nod
[13:12] * Caligo gives a thumbs up
[13:15] <// J_Daito //> Hey do you want something fun
[13:16] * // J_Daito // has to step away for a but but hands Caligo "The Spayin', Payin', possibly Phane-Throwing Flame thrower"
[13:16] *** A flamethrower enhanced by the power of Typographical Errors to simultaneously roast, spay and financially renumerate anyone attacked by it. A toggle switch lets it throw Fake Scottish Off-Brand MacPhane™ creatures.
[13:17] * // J_Daito // is away: Do everythiing I would do.
[13:22] <Caligo> .....
[13:22] * Caligo immediately abuses it horribly
[13:23] <Caligo> *it's power horribly
[13:27] <DD_Girl_Red> MY WHISKEY!!!
[14:05] * Caligo also puts out his own fires
[16:13] <DD_Girl_Red> where'd it all go?
[22:13] * Griselda looks over a few things. "♫"
[23:28] <Griselda> Perfect, perfect♫
[00:19] *** Griselda [FORBIDDEN@404] has left #suburbansenshi ("Now to put it into motion~")
[17:51] * DD_Girl_Red is watching a plethora of new shows
[15:57] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte changes topic to `RIP `
[15:57] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> /TIPIC RIP Rutger Hauer
[15:57] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> v_v
[15:57] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte changes topic to `RIP Rutger Hauer`
[16:03] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> F[BLEEP]k why di dTHAT have to be the geriatric blonde who had to cack it when there are SUCH BETTER CANDIDATES
[16:03] <Exeter L. Wakefield> :<
[16:09] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Have a Harley Quinn trailer to feel better
[16:09] <@SpeedRcrX> THAT TRAILER IS MY LIFE
[16:13] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Harley x Ivy confirmed
[16:15] <Exeter L. Wakefield> I thought you were a fujoshi
[16:15] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I can swing himejoshi as well :P
[16:16] <@SpeedRcrX> I'm all up in that <_<
[16:24] <DD_Girl_Red> The clown and the fake vines? >_>
[16:31] <@SpeedRcrX> Ivy's vines aren't fake wtf
[17:16] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> How do you know about Ivy's "Vines~"
[17:16] * @SpeedRcrX eyebrow waggles
[17:17] * Sskt walks in to relax..hears the conversation..and is about to leave
[17:26] <@SpeedRcrX> LOL
[17:27] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Look you're offending the Ice Warrior
[17:27] <@SpeedRcrX> What Ice Warrors can't talka bout vines in public
[17:28] * Sskt grabs haruka by the throat
[17:28] <@SpeedRcrX> grrk Look lady I know al lot of people are into the autoerotic stuff but not me okay besides i'm married
[17:29] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> .. autoerotic means you do it to yourself.
[17:29] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Well would pissing off the Ice Warrior count as an atuto-method?
[17:29] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Hmm good point.
[17:29] * Sskt just slams haruka over and over again into the ground
[17:29] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Sskst don't be used for that idiot's sex-play
[17:30] <@SpeedRcrX> OW OW OW OW ow ♡ ow ♡ OW
[17:30] <@SpeedRcrX> ♡ ow ♡
[17:30] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Oh my god
[17:30] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Oh my god
[17:30] * @SpeedRcrX starts giggling as the slamming gets harder
[17:31] * Sskt looks absolutly disgusted and just...lets haruka go
[17:31] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Is this why the house shakes all the time when they do it
[17:31] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ..I suppose I t must be
[17:31] <@SpeedRcrX> ... sike!
[17:31] * @SpeedRcrX takes the chance to flee
[17:31] <Exeter L. Wakefield> ...lol
[17:31] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> She faked being into it to nauseate sskt
[17:34] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte turns on Kaiji
[17:34] <Exeter L. Wakefield> You really like that show. I could swear I've heard you going around saying zawa zawa At night
[17:35] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> No, but I'm imagining it and my thoughts must be leaking.
[17:39] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I f[BLEEP]king want that sound for my email notification
[17:40] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> It's like the Jojo Gogogogogo but audible
[17:42] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> D'you know in theory because of the way we can summon each otehr we could theoretically be each oitehr's stands
[17:42] <Exeter L. Wakefield> But aren't stands just psycholigically based
[17:42] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Bah we're pretty much a unit
[17:43] * Sskt just relaxes on a chair
[17:45] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Let's see... Stand Name... "Ghostbusters" Stand Master Paisley Peinforte, Power: C Speed: E Range: E Persistence: A Precision: A Potential: E
[17:45] <Exeter L. Wakefield> WHY SO MANY E'S
[17:45] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Because I'm winding you up :P
[17:45] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> SSKT
[17:46] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> What does a noble Ice Warrior like to drink?
[17:47] <Sskt> you could not even being to pronounce it
[17:48] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> You weould be surprised what I can do with my tongue :P
[17:48] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Wwo you're just in a mood today
[17:48] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte is always in a mood ♫
[17:49] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte grabs a copy of Teen Vogue and reads it
[17:49] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Well I am offering you some refreshment SSkt. What would you like.
[17:59] * Sskt gives the name..which is a mix of vowels and hisses...
[18:03] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte pronounces it perfectly thanks to the fact she was trained to speak Karnian which is stupidly complex and gets some from the bar for SSkt
[18:06] <Sskt> ....
[18:06] * Sskt gives a reluctant thank you
[18:12] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> You're welcome~
[18:12] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte gets a Gin and tonic for herself and Exeter you get Vimto
[18:12] <Exeter L. Wakefield> yay
[18:37] * Anesha pops on in to see what's going on in this house.
[18:44] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte is drkining and watching kaiji, Exteter is doing god-knows-what, Haruka is out looking up Pioson Ivy Pron, SSkt is drinking and there was a youma
[18:59] * @Eitak_Razal is noticably absent today
[19:18] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte wonders if Eitak is okay
[19:41] *** ThePaleElf [Elvish@RavensOfOdin.gov] has joined #suburbansenshi
[19:41] <@spiritflame> konbanwa ThePaleElf
[19:42] * DD_Girl_Red wonders if there's a Mema
[19:42] <DD_Girl_Red> eh, too bored
[19:44] <// J_Daito //> Pleas.e Aloow mt o relieve your boredom. With Fire
[19:44] * // J_Daito // gets a flamethrower
[19:45] * // J_Daito // goes after the Youma with a burning passion
[19:45] <DD_Girl_Red> So you want me for a girlfriend now?
[19:46] <// J_Daito //> ...A dead, charred barbecued one, maybe.
[19:46] * // J_Daito // is literally trying to set you on fire.
[19:46] * DD_Girl_Red is suddenly on another couch.
[19:47] * // J_Daito // cares not an indiscriminately spreads fire
[19:47] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte covers herself and exeter with a hex barrier
[19:47] * @SpeedRcrX senses fire, and where there is fire...
[19:47] * @SpeedRcrX flexes the buttocks
[19:47] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> NO NO NO NO
[19:48] * @SpeedRcrX lets it RIP!
[19:48] *** House Kill Count: 7
[19:48] *** The house EXPLODES and you aree all standing in a charred lot
[19:48] * @Flame Lotus is insta-summoned from the Hell World because apparently that is how this works now
[19:49] <@Flame Lotus> /mne grumbles and starts rebuilding it
[19:49] <Anesha> ...sweet Robo-Jesus I leave for two minutes to get a drink.
[19:49] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte drops her hex-barrier
[19:49] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> That's all it takes~
[19:49] <DD_Girl_Red> (( more like 8, Beryl magic sneezed a rocket and it blew up the house with pretty lights! ))
[19:50] *** uh-huh
[19:50] * @Flame Lotus takes a moment to kick haruka into the sun
[19:50] <DD_Girl_Red> HAH
[19:50] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte roasts a hot dog over a fire.
[19:51] <Sskt> ....
[19:51] * Sskt powers up a sonic cannon
[19:54] <Sskt> ...
[19:54] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Oi Exeter what if we cold actually havea "house kill count" thing?
[19:54] * Exeter L. Wakefield ponders
[19:54] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Not impossible.
[19:55] * ThePaleElf puts out some of his hair that is on fire
[19:55] <ThePaleElf> "Go deliver this message Mormeril, it'll be fine she said"
[19:56] * Exeter L. Wakefield pulls out a small laptop and putters
[19:56] <Anesha> Though would it be a straight text thing, or would it involve a picture of a smoking crater with the text "House Owned Count" next to it?
[19:56] <Vermellia X. Rosso> What's the message?
[19:56] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Hi Vermellia~
[19:56] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Text bu the actual command could show a picture when triggered~
[19:56] <Vermellia X. Rosso> woo blowing things up!!
[19:57] <@Flame Lotus> ¬_¬
[19:57] <ThePaleElf> Eitak has left this section of the multiverse for a few days. She said she needed to "Tie some overdue loose ends despite it being too late"
[19:59] *** David O`Cain [JRPMoonSoldier@MKArmyRanger.mil] has joined #suburbansenshi
[19:59] <@spiritflame> konbanwa David O`Cain
[19:59] <ThePaleElf> If I knew the house would blow up on me, I would have went next door.
[20:00] <David O`Cain> Whose fault was it this time around (points to all of the distruction where the house is)?
[20:01] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Haruka lit a fart.
[20:01] <@SpeedRcrX> I AM THE KING
[20:01] <DD_Girl_Red> Jedite trying to burn me again and some gas explosion.
[20:01] * Sskt FIRES her sonic cannon at haruka
[20:01] <David O`Cain> Figures.
[20:02] <@SpeedRcrX> /ne is pulped
[20:02] * @SpeedRcrX is pulped
[20:02] * ThePaleElf fills Haruka and Jedite both with arrows.
[20:02] <David O`Cain> Aside from that, how've you guys been?
[20:03] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Fairly well~
[20:07] <David O`Cain> Awesome.
[20:09] * Exeter L. Wakefield has allocated the space for a counter, but now needs to make the counter increment
[20:16] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte leans over behind Exeter and looks over th mess of code
[20:16] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> You sure you remember how to do this, love?
[20:16] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Hey Intern and I put this place together didn't we? Watch and be amazed :P
[20:16] <David O`Cain> Skillz?
[20:19] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Indeed.
[20:22] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> So how long do we have to wait for this miracle of industry?
[20:23] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Soon™
[20:26] * Exeter L. Wakefield checks if he broke stuff
[20:26] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte taps her foot

[20:27] * HOUSE KILL COUNT: 1
[20:27] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> AHAHAHAHAHA
[20:27] <Exeter L. Wakefield> I'll update the counter~
[20:29] <David O`Cain> So Mythbusters.
[20:29] <Exeter L. Wakefield> indeed
[20:29] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> 176?
[20:30] <Exeter L. Wakefield> I reckon that's a good approximation over the last 15 years?
[20:30] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> hmm
[20:31] <Anesha> Jamie wants Big Boom~
[20:31] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> So what's the command if mere mortals want to use it?
[20:31] <Exeter L. Wakefield> slash BOOM

[20:32] * HOUSE KILL COUNT: 177
[20:32] <@Flame Lotus> :/
[20:32] * DD_Girl_Red spits out a puff of smoke
[20:33] * @Flame Lotus rebuilds it AGAIN
[20:33] * Exeter L. Wakefield trusts his skills are no longer in question~ :3
[20:33] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte kowtows :P
[20:37] * David O`Cain wipes soot off of his face, "Just peachy."
[20:40] * @Flame Lotus completes the bebuild
[20:40] <@Flame Lotus> ^rebuild
[20:40] * @Flame Lotus GOES BACVK TO HER HELL-WORLD TO TRAIN THE NEXT GENERATION
[20:41] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Someone's irked.
[20:41] <David O`Cain> Ya think?
[20:42] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> :P
[20:44] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte resumes watching Kaiji
[20:51] <ThePaleElf> Wait. Why is it at 117?
[20:51] <ThePaleElf> Wasn't it just at 7?
[20:52] <ThePaleElf> *177
[20:54] <Anesha> Probably also counting all the previous times.
[20:55] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Yes.
[20:56] * Beauty_Queen is somewhere taking out a very extensive insurance policy on the house
[20:57] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte sees what's going on on Kaiji. "Fffffffffff"
[21:04] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> God damn this is a good show.
[21:05] <David O`Cain> Whatcha watching, Paisley?
[21:06] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> _Kaiji_
[21:07] <David O`Cain> What's it about?
[21:07] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> A down-on-his luck layabout mired in debt who has to enter the underground world of gambling to try and escape it.
[21:10] <David O`Cain> I see. I imagine the guy had a string of bad beats.
[21:11] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Yeah it's amazing. Look it up.
[21:12] <David O`Cain> When I got the time.
[21:12] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte>
[22:04] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> THEY REALLY know how to ramp up the tension in this show
[22:36] * A rocket made of Wooden Blocks is Headed this way!
[22:41] <psYchO_saKi> The children are attacking~
[22:41] <psYchO_saKi> /ne gets out a giant-ass BAzooka
[22:41] <psYchO_saKi> ♡ it's time for war~ ♡
[22:41] * psYchO_saKi FIRES rockets at the blocks!

[22:41] * HOUSE KILL COUNT: 178
[22:42] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> THE F[BLEEP]K SAKI I'M WATCHING TELLY
[22:42] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte scrambles to get up an infodial to watch
[22:43] <psYchO_saKi> I WAS AIMING THE OTHER WAY B[BLEEP]CH
[22:44] * a huge foot SMASHES through the roof
[22:45] * Mari Svengard has moved to: [ Outside ]
[22:46] <Mari Svengard> [Outside] huh? since when is there a house here???
[22:47] * @Flame Lotus REBUILDS AGAIN
[22:49] * Mari Svengard [Outside] pokes a glance in
[22:49] <Mari Svengard> [Outside] OH! HELLO!
[22:50] * @Flame Lotus bows "konbanwa"
[22:54] <Mari Svengard> [Outside] WHAT'S THIS?
[22:55] * DD_Girl_Red walks with her whiskey.
[22:55] *** DD_Girl_Red [akaiyouma@imadethisserver.com] has left #suburbansenshi
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[22:56] <@spiritflame> konbanwa D. Kakaku
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[22:56] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Maret Wane
[22:56] <D. Kakaku> why is the house blown up?
[22:57] <Maret Wane> was this taken from the Hotel?
[23:10] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> No, it' s a aeparate construction.
[23:11] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ^separate
[23:14] <ThePaleElf> Does getting crushed with a foot count? Cause if so the counter needs updated

[23:16] * HOUSE KILL COUNT: 179
[23:16] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Happy now?
[23:22] <Mari Svengard> [Outside] I'M SORRY T_T
[23:25] * @Flame Lotus REBUILDS AGAIN
[23:26] * Mari Svengard [Outside] tries not to cry..she feels guilty
[23:26] <D. Kakaku> woah, don't be sad.
[23:27] * @SpeedRcrX beers Mari
[23:27] <@SpeedRcrX> Relax we've all blown the place up a few times it's cool
[23:29] * Mari Svengard [Outside] blinks..the beer is super tiny to her....
[23:32] <ThePaleElf> I haven't
[23:32] <ThePaleElf> I usually try to avoid blowing stuff up
[23:34] * D. Kakaku sits on one of Mari's toes. "so, howany ways did this place get blown up?
[23:36] <Mari Svengard> [Outside] huh?
[23:39] <D. Kakaku> how many ways did this place get blown up?
[23:43] <Mari Svengard> [Outside] I JUST GOT HERE
[23:47] <D. Kakaku> so did I, heh
[23:54] <D. Kakaku> I was wondering how many times this place got blown up.
[00:00] <ThePaleElf> 179 ish.
[00:01] * Mari Svengard [Outside] hears a sound and so goes to check it out
[00:01] *** Mari Svengard has left #suburbansenshi
[00:01] * D. Kakaku falls and lands on a couch.
[00:02] <D. Kakaku> 179? that's gotta be a lot of wood and nails
[00:09] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> F[BLEEP]K!
[00:10] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte is leaning forward shaking her fist at the TV
[00:10] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> THIS IS INSANE
[00:10] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte has moved to: [ Watching Kaiji ]
[00:10] <Maret Wane> I'm going to go feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeedNasmat, I'll see you later.
[00:10] *** Maret Wane has left #suburbansenshi
[00:10] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [Watching Kaiji] They ramp the tension up to insane levels!
[00:10] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte [Watching Kaiji] needs to take narrative lessons from this
[00:22] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [Watching Kaiji] PUSH THE BUTTON PSUH THE BUTTON PUSH THE BUTTON
[00:26] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [Watching Kaiji] COM OIN COME ON COEM ON COME ON
[00:30] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [Watching Kaiji] COME THE F[BLEEP]K ON
[00:31] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte [Watching Kaiji] is pounding Exeter with her fists at the INCREDIBLE F[BLEEP]KING TENSION
[00:41] <D. Kakaku> woah, can a show about gambling really do that?
[00:56] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [Watching Kaiji] - F[BLEEP]king wath it and understand -
[00:56] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [Watching Kaiji] watch
[00:59] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [Watching Kaiji] They rachet it up more and more and more
[01:08] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [Watching Kaiji] .... god that was a f[BLEEP]king earned moment
[01:21] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [Watching Kaiji] ... THAT F[BLEEP]KER
[01:21] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [Watching Kaiji] THAT RAT F[BLEEP]KER
[01:21] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [Watching Kaiji] Oh,,, whhat
[01:22] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [Watching Kaiji] WHAT THE
[01:31] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [Watching Kaiji] Oh god KAiji really you are a piece of work yourself
[01:33] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte [Watching Kaiji] GRABS Exeter and hauls him through a portal for home
[01:33] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte is away: I GOTTA work off this tension ♡ RIGTH NOW
[01:33] *** Exeter L. Wakefield [elw@peinfortefoundation.or.uk] has left #suburbansenshi (!)
[08:26] * Exeter L. Wakefield stumbles in walking a bit oddly
[08:27] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte [Watching Kaiji] come sin humming ♫
[08:27] *** @Paisley Pythia Peinforte has moved back to the Ten'ou (Road)House Livingroom
[08:27] <Exeter L. Wakefield> ...we really must find you more gambling anime to watch <_<
[08:27] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte snorts
[08:28] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Sadly for you, my dear, unfortunately I doubt there is anything left int he genre as intense~
[08:28] <Exeter L. Wakefield> ...more's the pity
[08:28] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> LOL I'm not sure you would survive it if there were~
[08:28] * Exeter L. Wakefield coughs. "You're probably right."
[08:28] <@SpeedRcrX> SUP B[BLEEP]CHES
[08:29] * @SpeedRcrX is on the ground looking up at the ceiling @_@
[08:29] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte looks at her watch
[08:29] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Blimey it's not even 9 AM and you're pissed out of your mind
[08:29] <@SpeedRcrX>
[11:34] * Love Freak has stol- Borrowed, a giant robot, and is chasing Etna, who is ridding in a tank the size of a house.
[11:38] <@SpeedRcrX> ...............
[11:38] <@SpeedRcrX> I want a tank the size of a house!
[11:39] <@SpeedRcrX> Or maybe we can make this house into a TANK!
[11:42] <@SpeedRcrX> Paisley can your boyfriend rig that up with a TARDIS thing
[11:42] <Exeter L. Wakefield> I'm right here
[11:42] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ... my fiancé
[11:42] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte says that a bit staunchly
[11:42] <@SpeedRcrX> Whatever
[11:42] <@SpeedRcrX> the guy you bang can he do it
[11:43] <Exeter L. Wakefield> ...I'm right here you jerk
[11:43] <@SpeedRcrX> CAN HE DO IT
[11:43] <Exeter L. Wakefield> YES HE CAN DO IT IF HE HAD A TARDIS BECAUSE HE SURE WON'T F[BLEEP]KING USE HIS
[11:43] <@SpeedRcrX> Paisley how do we get this mana TARDIS
[11:44] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ....
[11:44] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I'm not enablig you
[11:44] <@SpeedRcrX> Of course not, he would be
[11:44] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ... he's not enabling you either
[11:44] <@SpeedRcrX> I'll ask Intern!
[11:44] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Why would she give you a TARDIS
[11:45] * // J_Daito // comes up behind Ten'ou
[11:45] <// J_Daito //> psst. I'll sell you one
[11:45] <@SpeedRcrX> DUDE you have one
[11:45] <// J_Daito //> no but I'll sell you one
[11:45] <@SpeedRcrX> How much
[11:46] <// J_Daito //> One Billion USD
[11:46] <@SpeedRcrX> ...
[11:46] * @SpeedRcrX is away: gofundmetime "Help Turn a House into a Tank! Donate noiw!!!"
[11:46] <Exeter L. Wakefield> The hell did you get a TARDIS from?
[11:47] <// J_Daito //> I just said that to occupy her for the next several years.
[11:47] <// J_Daito //> There's no way she'll raise a billion usd
[11:47] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> But what if she does.
[11:47] <// J_Daito //> This is Ten'ou.
[11:47] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Right, so what if she does?
[11:48] <// J_Daito //> ............
[11:48] <// J_Daito //> I'll cross that bridge if I come to it.
[11:48] * // J_Daito // is away: There's no way
[11:48] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Yeah this will end well.
[11:52] <D. Kakaku> so, what's going on?
[11:54] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Haruka wants to turn this house into a tank
[11:55] <D. Kakaku> that why 500 people just wasted 1 million dollars each?
[11:56] <D. Kakaku> and climbing.
[11:56] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Wait what
[11:57] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Don't tell me the GoFundMe is working
[11:58] <D. Kakaku> people will pay a lot of money for a tank, even if it's for someone else
[12:00] <D. Kakaku> oh great, now it's 772.
[12:05] <D. Kakaku> 804
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[12:08] <@spiritflame> konnichiwa
[12:08] *** Miara has joined #suburbansenshi
[12:08] <@spiritflame> konnichiwa Miara
[12:08] <Miara> ne, what's this about tanks?
[12:09] <Exeter L. Wakefield> ..Haruka wants to turn this house into a Tank.
[12:09] <Miara> ...like howl's moving castle? that could be awesome!
[12:12] <Exeter L. Wakefield> all right. I see your point, but I ask you to consider.
[12:13] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Consider a movable house that is a tank.
[12:13] <Exeter L. Wakefield> ...That has Drunken Haruka commanding it.
[12:13] <D. Kakaku> 897
[12:13] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Are we still in the realm of fun or is it brown trousers time?
[12:14] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> 897 what... million?
[12:14] <D. Kakaku> if we reach 950, I think it'll beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerown trowers time.
[12:14] <D. Kakaku> yeah
[12:16] <Miara> yeah but the idea.
[12:17] <Miara> besides, does it have to have weapons on it?
[12:17] <D. Kakaku> 928
[12:17] <D. Kakaku> yeah, it's a tank, they are pretty much required to have weapons
[12:18] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Knowing her, she'll modify it to fire beer.
[12:18] <D. Kakaku> 948
[12:19] <Exeter L. Wakefield> ...
[12:19] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Say what you will but Haruka has the luck of th devil.
[12:19] <Miara> and doors to different breweries!
[12:21] <D. Kakaku> 995
[12:21] <D. Kakaku> ....999
[12:21] <Miara> it's going to be a fun day for you guys, it looks like :p
[12:21] * D. Kakaku hears a beep
[12:22] <D. Kakaku> ..... she reached it, a billion dollars
[12:24] <Miara> wooo good for her
[12:24] * Exeter L. Wakefield lets out this low graon
[12:24] * Miara just looks at exeter a minute
[12:25] * @SpeedRcrX can be heard screaming "YESSSS" from another rroom followed by Michiru yelling "ARE YOU DAYDREAMING ABOUT THE GREEN ORION SLAVE WOMAN AGAIN"
[12:25] <D. Kakaku> do you really want haruka in a tank?
[12:25] <Miara> you know almost none of us would be here if we weren't lucky badasses in some way or another
[12:25] * D. Kakaku yells "YES, SHE IS!"
[12:26] <Exeter L. Wakefield> .... We'll we're going to need all that luck since apparent;y we'll be living in a House-Tank.
[12:26] * There are rooaring ocean sounds as Michiru attempts to Deep Submerge Haruka to death (knowing she'll just revive)
[12:27] * @SpeedRcrX can be heard burbling and screaming that she can' die she's got a billion US Dollars
[12:30] * Beauty_Queen just flattens the house with her tank and steals all the info to claim the money

[12:30] * HOUSE KILL COUNT: 180
[12:31] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte got up a barrier in time for everyone - christ is this her job now
[12:32] * Exeter L. Wakefield 's ears are still ringing
[12:32] * Miara is apparently mostly safe in a blue astral bubble of power
[12:32] *** TODAY ON GIFS YOU CAN HEAR
[12:33] <Griselda> And 'natch.
[12:34] * @Flame Lotus returns. again. and fixes house. AGAIN
[12:34] * @SpeedRcrX lost her billion dollars
[12:34] * @SpeedRcrX lost her tank house
[12:35] <@SpeedRcrX> ...
[12:35] <@SpeedRcrX> .me sits cross-leggef in a corner and thinks
[12:35] <@SpeedRcrX> There must be a way
[12:36] <@SpeedRcrX> more to this
[12:36] <@SpeedRcrX> more than meets... the eye
[12:36] * @SpeedRcrX is away: I NEED THE GODDAMN ALL-SPARK
[12:38] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Disd she say all Spark
[12:38] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Yes, what is that?
[12:38] <Exeter L. Wakefield> A thing that turns thing sinto things that can turn into other things
[12:39] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> D:
[12:39] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> There are times you amaze me and not in the way I prefer to be amazed, Ex.
[12:40] <Exeter L. Wakefield> ...Well I could be like your crush Edgeworth and go around modifying Autopsy Reports :P
[12:40] <Miara> what do you mean by "things"?
[12:40] <D. Kakaku> is she bringing the Orson=Welles=Bot here, too?
[12:40] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> You're just lucky he prefers "The Wright Stuff"
[12:40] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> :P
[12:40] <Miara> that was totally not clear :/
[12:41] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Right. So starting from first principles then.
[12:42] <Exeter L. Wakefield> There is a Thing. Called the All Spark. It is a thing used by other Rbootic Things to make things which are not Robotic Things into Things which are Rbotoic that are alive and can turn back intot he Things they were before they became Robotic Things.
[12:42] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Clear?
[12:44] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> .
[12:45] <Beauty_Queen> You're allowed to say Transformers©™.
[12:45] <Miara> clearer
[12:46] <Miara> will look it up later
[12:46] <Miara> after this session we've got
[12:46] <Miara> cause life is full of training now, apparently! even more than before!
[12:48] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Good luck with your training!
[12:50] <Miara> saao :)
[12:50] * Miara is away 
[13:21] <D. Kakaku> looks like Haruka has no tank to get!
[13:26] <D. Kakaku> huh... oh great, turns out there's fraud charges piling up!
[13:26] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> eh?
[13:30] <D. Kakaku> some red-haired little girl just tried to pass herself off as Haruka, and aren't giving her the money.
[13:32] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ＴＨＩＳ ＭＵＳＴ ＢＥ ＴＨＥ ＷＯＲＫ ＯＦ ＡＮ ＥＮＥＭＹ 「 S T A N D 」！！
[13:38] <D. Kakaku> 啊
[13:42] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Yes.
[14:02] * Beauty_Queen either gets the money or blows stuff up
[14:05] <D. Kakaku> annd it just got blown up.
[14:22] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> What got blown up
[14:23] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> You're as bad as Ex when it comes to pronouns
[14:27] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Pronouns ar euseful little things. They apply just enough ambuigity into a situation to allow people to insert their own telling interpretations.
[14:27] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...You know. You Are seeing a bit different lately :P
[14:27] <Exeter L. Wakefield> You're rubbing off on me :P
[14:28] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> A, Let's not discuss our sex life in other people's houses. B) I don't act like that.
[14:28] <Exeter L. Wakefield> A) Har, abd b) maybe you've taught me to be a bit more confident in myself as you are.
[14:28] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ....You know bloddy well I'm, not confident.
[14:29] <Exeter L. Wakefield> But you don't show that.
[14:29] <Exeter L. Wakefield> If you didn't say it, no one would know.
[14:29] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...
[14:29] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> We all have our masks.
[14:32] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> But this is not a conversation for other people's ears.
[14:32] <Exeter L. Wakefield> ...You're amongst friends, you know.
[14:32] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Do you want your friends knowing every little thing about you?
[14:32] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte gives him a pointed look.
[14:33] * Exeter L. Wakefield adjusts his shiny, omnipresent sunglasses.
[14:33] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Yes well... *cough* perhaps not.
[14:33] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Quite.
[14:34] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ♦ Though subconciously I bet you do :P
[14:34] <Exeter L. Wakefield> ♦ Rubbish
[19:21] * Beak [Outside] BUZZES past the House, tearing through the outer yard at high speed and not slowing down for ANYTHING!
[19:21] <Beak> [Outside] >:D
[19:33] * Beak [Outside] takes that dinosauric motorcycle of hers and starts making donuts in the YARD! Good god, what a mess! Soil and grass go spewing EVERYWHERE.
[22:53] <D. Kakaku> mmmmmm, okay
[23:25] * D. Kakaku sees a Notice of Super Pirate broadcast on TV... and a countdown timer.
[23:25] <D. Kakaku> What the....
[23:25] *** D. Kakaku has left #suburbansenshi (the heck is it counting down for?)
[23:25] <Timer on TV> 5
[23:25] <Timer on TV> 4
[23:25] <Timer on TV> 3
[23:25] <Timer on TV> 2
[23:25] <Timer on TV> 1

[23:25] * HOUSE KILL COUNT: 181
[19:20] <Executioner> O__o
[19:20] <M16A1> ...Is Ourobouros around?
[19:21] <Beak> [Outside] :D
[19:21] <Executioner> I don't THINK so...
[19:21] <Executioner> Buuuuut it wouldn't surprise me if she was.
[19:21] <Executioner> She LOVES to blow things up.
[19:21] <Executioner> So this would be just the kind of thing she'd do.
[19:22] <Executioner> Although, don't some of your OLD FRIENDS do the same thing?
[19:22] * M16A1 sighs.
[19:23] <M16A1> Yes. SOPMOD for sure. I know FN FAL likes to volley-fire grenades too, but she's precise about it.
[19:24] <Griselda> Y'know, I am genuinely curious how high the explosion count will go before the gag runs its course.
[19:24] <M16A1> MP-40 and Sten like to use fire bombs.
[19:25] <M16A1> I'm also hardly one to talk. UMP-45 and I both make frequent use of flash-bang grenades and from what I've heard THIS PLACE has issues with flash-bangs for some reason.
[19:31] <Griselda> Is it weird to say I utilize the inverse? I got some bombs I like to use that make it look like a Solar Eclipse has rapidly hit, right before all sound seems to cut out.
[19:33] <M16A1> So, Damper grenades?
[19:34] <Griselda> Not quite certain if that's the official name for it, but something close to that.
[19:34] <Griselda> Admittedly, I also like to mix it up via using telepathic communications to freak people out.
[19:40] * Beak [Outside] rides down any surviving Cobradogs, chasing them around mercilessly! >:D
[19:40] <Executioner> Why IS that structure self-destructing like that?
[19:41] <Griselda> Usually it's 'cause someone caused it to go BOOM.
[19:46] <Executioner> Why?
[19:46] <Griselda> Let's see.... a gathering place of superpowered individuals with little to no scrupuals on how they make use of their abilities....
[19:47] <Griselda> It was pretty much inevitable something like that would happen.
[19:48] <Executioner> Sounds completely irrational.
[19:48] <Griselda> Things around here rarely are rational.
[19:49] <Griselda> It's like common sense fled the area, screaming wildly in abject horror of the various goings-on that occur around here.
[19:56] <Executioner> Sounds like suppression might be required. In the name of logic and stability.
[19:57] <M16A1> Somehow I don't think that would work, Executioner.
[19:57] <M16A1> These Humans aren't like the ones you're familiar with. They're even more crazy.
[19:58] <M16A1> Certainly unlike Van Saar from what we've heard.
[20:10] <M16A1> Is there anything more we should know about these strange people?
[20:51] * D. Kakaku brings over some old Blank VHSes
[20:51] *** D. Kakaku has joined #suburbansenshi
[20:51] <@spiritflame> konbanwa D. Kakaku
[20:53] <D. Kakaku> Evening.
[18:16] * Plushie-chan appears cacklmeing madly, holding bananas
[18:16] *** Plushie-chan [Alchemist@Timecastle.net] has joined #suburbansenshi
[18:16] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Plushie-chan
[18:18] <Plushie-chan> ....I've finally done it
[18:21] <SilverTongue> Gone completely bananas?
[18:21] <Plushie-chan> What? No.
[18:22] <Plushie-chan> I've genetically altered a strain of bananas to feel constant pain
[18:22] <Plushie-chan> constant and excrutiating
[18:23] <SilverTongue> ....why?
[18:23] * Plushie-chan hands him one "Eat one and see"
[18:25] * SilverTongue bites into one "The pain makes them taste slightly better then regular bananas?"
[18:25] <Plushie-chan> The pain makes them taste slightly better then regular bananas.
[08:57] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> .... A BDSM Banana.
[09:34] <Exeter L. Wakefield> ...Paise what are you getting yourself into now <_<
[09:35] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> IT'S NOT ME IT'S PLUSHIE BLOODY HELL
[09:35] <Exeter L. Wakefield> I always knew she was eccentric but <_<;
[09:37] *** Matsumi Kaze [AirGal@QTech.com] has joined #suburbansenshi
[09:37] <@spiritflame> ohayo Matsumi Kaze
[09:37] <Matsumi Kaze> Paisley? *boing*...oh man it seems like forever since I saw you! *boing*
[09:38] * Matsumi Kaze stops...
[09:38] <Matsumi Kaze> >_>
[09:38] <Matsumi Kaze> <_<
[09:39] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ....
[09:39] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> You uhh,
[09:39] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> you might need a better bra.
[09:39] <Matsumi Kaze> wait a second
[09:39] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> You're doing a very good impression of a Rantsom ninja.
[09:39] * Matsumi Kaze does a little jump *boing boing*
[09:39] <Matsumi Kaze> ....
[09:39] <Matsumi Kaze> be right back
[09:39] * Matsumi Kaze runs out the door...
[09:39] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte coverrs Exeter's Eyes
[09:39] * Matsumi Kaze is away 
[09:40] <Exeter L. Wakefield> ...really.
[09:40] <Exeter L. Wakefield> I CAN STILL HEAR THEM YOU KNOW
[09:40] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Yes well knowing you are -20 agaist fulsome bosoms precautions are still needed.
[09:40] <Exeter L. Wakefield> :/
[09:41] * Matsumi Kaze is back
[09:41] * Matsumi Kaze pauses...then takes a step into do-*boing*
[09:41] <Matsumi Kaze> GODDAMMIT
[09:42] * Griselda pops up from behind a random plant. "I hear screaming. What's going on?"
[09:43] <Exeter L. Wakefield> GAIAX physics are at play in this House.
[09:43] <Exeter L. Wakefield> ^GAINAX
[09:43] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte moves about experimentally
[09:43] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Yes. Yes. I can see they are a bit more liquid.
[09:43] <Griselda> You mean they weren't before?
[09:43] * Matsumi Kaze glances up
[09:43] <Matsumi Kaze> ...oh
[09:43] * Exeter L. Wakefield wipes up a small nosebleed.
[09:43] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Not to this extent?
[09:44] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte torments Exeter by doing jumping jacks in front of him
[09:44] <Matsumi Kaze> it's cause *points to the 14+*
[09:44] <Matsumi Kaze> also
[09:44] <Exeter L. Wakefield> ........................
[09:44] <Matsumi Kaze> what the F[BLEEP]K is this place?
[09:44] <Exeter L. Wakefield> NOW I CAN';T SIT DOWN THANK YOU
[09:44] <Griselda> Huh. That would be a fair cause.
[09:44] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte chuckles Darkly
[09:44] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> This is Ten'ou House II
[09:45] <Matsumi Kaze> wait what
[09:45] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte whispers to Exeter "I'll help alleivate the pressure later~ ♡"
[09:45] * Exeter L. Wakefield just stuffs a cottom ball up his nose
[09:46] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Yes Haruka apparently wanted to have her own house again free of kits and furred children.
[09:46] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ^kids
[09:46] <Matsumi Kaze> huh like the old days
[09:47] * Matsumi Kaze just stands there..not DARING to take another step
[09:48] * Griselda is having one of those calculation moments...
[09:48] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Oh just move.
[09:49] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Eventually we'll just get used to it
[09:49] <Exeter L. Wakefield> speak for yourself
[09:49] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> You're xthousand years old, you've seen it all by this point
[09:50] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Yes but regeneration resets the hormonal clock :P
[09:50] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> and the hormonal c[BLEEP]k lol
[09:50] <Exeter L. Wakefield> ...that too
[09:52] <Griselda> (I wonder...)
[09:52] * Matsumi Kaze starts walking...just assuming from this point on that the noise is there
[09:53] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Of course Haruka would turn the GAINAX filter in here up to 11
[09:53] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Yes.
[09:53] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> i think the House frangibility index is a lot higher as well.
[09:54] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> For better damage effects.
[09:55] <Griselda> Then I'll let my great-aunt know if she ever decides to stop by. She was always one to live a little dangerously..... explains where I get it from.
[09:58] <Matsumi Kaze> so what's upwith you guys
[09:59] * Matsumi Kaze finds a sofa and lounges on it
[09:59] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Not much, catching up on things after a bit of a holiday.
[10:00] <Matsumi Kaze> I don't even remember what the hell happened these past few days
[10:01] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Much the same here.
[10:02] <Griselda> Mostly I'm waiting on a reply from some friends I made.
[10:03] <Matsumi Kaze> what DID happen?
[10:04] <Griselda> In reference to....
[10:04] <Matsumi Kaze> stuff!
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[10:04] <@spiritflame> ohayo
[10:05] *** Miara has joined #suburbansenshi
[10:05] <@spiritflame> ohayo Miara
[10:05] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Don't know. We weren't here. We were busy fighting an evil cabal of demons that had possessed satnav systems and were driving their uders / passengers to madness.
[10:05] <Miara> well, that's weird to walk in on. good fight, though?
[10:06] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...Traumatising.
[10:06] <Griselda> I was out kicking the s[BLEEP]t outta two invading armies that decided it'd be a lovely idea to team up against the country I was visiting. Blew those little ba[BLEEP]rds up real good♫
[10:06] <Matsumi Kaze> ....hey wasn't that the plot from an episode of Do-
[10:06] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Imagine being in a vehicle doing 120 km / h with everyone screaming and fighting one another
[10:07] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> No that was Sontarans putting gas in the air exchangers or something.
[10:07] <Griselda> ....that sounds disturbingly like one of my earlier dates. The whole car going crazy fast one.
[10:09] <Miara> but, adventures~
[10:09] <Exeter L. Wakefield> True!
[10:12] * Miara plops down on a couch with a bowl of scrambled egg, cheesesteak meat, tomatoes, mushrooms, onion, and some mayo, and eats
[10:12] <Matsumi Kaze> >_>
[10:13] <Matsumi Kaze> why all the food?
[10:13] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte stomach rumbles
[10:14] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> that looks brilliant
[10:14] <Mdm_Maestro> I SHALL PREPARE SOMETHING
[10:14] <Matsumi Kaze> NOOOOO oh hey michi
[10:14] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...No! No, that's all right
[10:15] <Matsumi Kaze> hey I can cook something for you if you want, paise
[10:15] <Mdm_Maestro> Oh, it's no tropuble at all, dears.
[10:15] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte can't accept without offending Michiru
[10:15] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> It's... all right.. I'm.. dieting.
[10:15] <Matsumi Kaze> hey it's no problem!
[10:16] <Mdm_Maestro> I OFFERED FIRST, _DEAR_
[10:17] <Matsumi Kaze> YEAH WELL I'M OFFERING NOW
[10:17] <Mdm_Maestro> - GET IN LINE -
[10:17] <Miara> it's not a ton of each thing. cause i'm hungry?
[10:17] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I'M NOT HUNGRY
[10:18] <Miara> fiiiiiiight!
[10:18] <Miara> the winner gets to cook!
[10:18] * Mdm_Maestro raises her hand and a globve of supercompressed water appears above it
[10:19] <Matsumi Kaze> wait hold it I don't have my god powers anymore!
[10:19] <Matsumi Kaze> that's unfair!
[10:21] <Matsumi Kaze> ^^;;
[10:21] * Mdm_Maestro grins darkly
[10:21] <Mdm_Maestro> Then this will be a quick encounter.
[10:21] <Miara> you still have senshi powers, right?
[10:21] <Mdm_Maestro> Or do you yield.
[10:22] <Miara> and michi can restrict herself to that level
[10:22] <Matsumi Kaze> um...uh.....
[10:22] * Matsumi Kaze glances to paisley
[10:22] <Miara> or you can just both drop the powers and duke it out :)
[10:23] <Griselda> OK, honest question --- how does one "lose" their god powers?
[10:24] <Matsumi Kaze> well I just..rejected it
[10:24] <Griselda> .......seriously?
[10:25] <Miara> someone blew up the earth when they possessed her right? that's a pretty good reason
[10:25] <Matsumi Kaze> well it's more complicated it then but yeah
[10:25] <Griselda> No, that whole possession thing was an unrelated case.
[10:26] <Griselda> This seems to be more of an internal issue.
[10:26] <Matsumi Kaze> wait is michi still here
[10:26] <Miara> so?
[10:26] <Miara> matsi can do what she wants with it
[10:28] <Griselda> Maybe so, but it then makes you wonder --- just where did her powers run off to?
[10:29] <Miara> why do you think it works that way?
[10:29] <Mdm_Maestro> ...
[10:29] * Mdm_Maestro is listening with a bored exopression on her face.
[10:30] <Matsumi Kaze> look I don't know how this s[BLEEP]t works..it's just gone!
[10:30] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> wWwo someone actually giving up power.
[10:30] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Someone who realises the power treadmill is an exercise in stupidity.
[10:30] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I never thought I would see it.
[10:31] <Matsumi Kaze> ^^;;;;;; I only gave it up cause I wanted to get it myself
[10:31] <Matsumi Kaze> rather hten with help
[10:31] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ....
[10:31] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Nevermind. I forgot this is Shonene Jump land.
[10:31] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ^Shonen
[10:32] <Matsumi Kaze> BUY A COPY AT YOUR LOCAL MANGA SHOP
[10:32] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Where one is not truly self-actualised until they can crush all foes with a flex of their pinky finger.
[10:32] <Matsumi Kaze> ..why did I say that?
[10:32] <@Flame Lotus> ...and what is the problem with that :P
[10:32] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> How's that *eye* doing, love~
[10:32] <Matsumi Kaze> but I just ended up giving up the training
[10:32] <@Flame Lotus> ....................................................
[10:32] <Matsumi Kaze> sorry about that, rei.bot
[10:33] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> And I didn't need your woreld-ending powers to do that, did I?
[10:33] <@Flame Lotus> No.
[10:33] * @Flame Lotus touches her eyepatch
[10:34] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> The point is people have a s[BLEEP]tton of innate strenghts and skills already if they would just optimise them instead of bolting on powerups.
[10:35] <@Flame Lotus> You know iit occurs to me you have a lot of validium of your own and you could ahve just sought to purify it yourself rather than engaging me in battle and taking my motherf[BLEEP]king eye
[10:35] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I would have but there was no time at the time.
[10:36] * Miara puts her empty bowl on the floor for now until she gets up again
[10:37] * Matsumi Kaze just listens to the conversation passivly
[10:38] <Matsumi Kaze> >_> so I basically flunked rei.bot's training lol
[10:40] <@Flame Lotus> Because you net to get yourself in order.
[10:40] <Matsumi Kaze> I guess ^^;;
[10:41] * Matsumi Kaze sips her ginger ale all embrassed
[10:41] <Griselda> And that's the one thing that a lotta people tend to forget when it comes to fighting and movesets and such --- it's as much a mental exercise as it is physical.
[10:42] <Matsumi Kaze> yeah
[10:42] <Matsumi Kaze> I think just during the training I realized what I was doing was kind of stupidly selfish you know?
[10:42] <Matsumi Kaze> and I really should accept that ^^
[10:44] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Right. Wait. Hold on.
[10:45] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Ignoring everything I just said for a mo'.
[10:45] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Do you, as a person feel that you need to have this kind of parity? And why?
[10:45] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Be honest.
[10:46] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte sits on her Divan and looks for all the world like a serious psychotherapist.
[10:46] <Exeter L. Wakefield> ♦ as long as it's not Psycho the rapist lol
[10:46] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte mental;ly kicks Exeter in the balls
[10:47] * Exeter L. Wakefield doubles over for no apparent reason
[10:47] <Matsumi Kaze> wait are you talking to me?
[10:47] <Matsumi Kaze> also what's a parity?
[10:47] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> .... yes.
[10:47] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Parity. To be on the same level.
[10:48] <Matsumi Kaze> oh!
[10:48] <Matsumi Kaze> I don't know
[10:48] <Matsumi Kaze> I felt if I didn't keep up with them..I would be less then useless in a fight
[10:48] <Matsumi Kaze> I would become a joke or a burden
[10:52] <Matsumi Kaze> that sort of thing
[10:54] * Matsumi Kaze coughs
[10:56] <Miara> did you want to?
[10:56] <Miara> cause you're allowed to change your mind
[10:56] <Matsumi Kaze> I did want to keep up with them..I really did
[10:57] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> "Did" you say.
[10:57] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> You no longer want this?
[10:57] <Matsumi Kaze> but I realized all it means is that I'm doing it for utterly selfish reasons
[10:58] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> .. is it wrong to be a bit selfish?
[10:58] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Why can't you just do something for yourself?
[10:59] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I mean... at the end of the days no one else is going to be living your life for you.
[10:59] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> you have to make choices that benefit yourself and the quality of your life.
[11:00] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> When you say "selfish" in this context, do you think that by pursuing this power you're harming anyone else?
[11:00] <Matsumi Kaze> but that's not why I'm a senshi!
[11:00] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> That the beneifts you gain are at the expense of others?
[11:00] <Matsumi Kaze> I'm not a senshi make myself good
[11:00] <Matsumi Kaze> I'm a senshi to help others
[11:00] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> But you just said you don't want to be a drag on others in a fight.
[11:01] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> So you want to be able to help them, yes?
[11:01] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Also, hy can't you help others AND chase impossible strength? Son Goku does it.
[11:02] <Miara> hm. did you already make this decision for good, or are you still thinking about it, is the other thing.
[11:04] * Matsumi Kaze shrugs "I think I'm somewhat at peace with it"
[11:06] <Matsumi Kaze> gah have to check on something..I'll be back in a bit
[11:07] * Matsumi Kaze is away 
[11:07] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ... that doesn't sound definitive at all.
[11:09] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Getting involved, are we?
[11:09] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ..|.. it' worked well for you and me :P
[11:09] <Miara> maybe? i can understand treading cautiously with that kind of power, though
[11:10] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> If there's anyone I would trust to use that power responsbily, it's Matsumi.
[11:10] <Miara> and she's already had it and given it up after experiencing it. she may always come back to thinking about it, though.
[11:11] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> If Parity is her worry she inevitably will.
[11:12] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> What's it the Americans say? "Keeping up with the Joneses".
[11:13] <Griselda> Also, is it just me, or does she tend to hace the self-deprication of a beaten step-child?
[11:13] <Griselda> ^have
[11:13] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...I don't know if I'd use quite those terms. But I know what it's like to not really have faith in oneself.
[11:14] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> To fight self-doubt every single days despite whatever litany of achievement lies in the rear-view mirror.
[11:18] * Plushie-chan me stumbles in, coughing up smoke and covered in soot.
[11:21] * Plushie-chan doesn't jiggle. That woul be like watching your kid sister.
[11:22] <Miara> what happened?
[11:23] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I heard about the BDSM Banana Plushie
[11:23] <Plushie-chan> A what banana?
[11:23] <Plushie-chan> You mean the ones that feel pain?
[11:23] <Plushie-chan> And are in constant pain
[11:24] <Miara> ...what?
[11:24] <Plushie-chan> I considered trying it with beef but people are hung up on morals when it comes to animals. No one cares if plants feel pain
[11:24] <Miara> ...why would you do something so cruel??
[11:25] <Plushie-chan> Because the pain makes them taste slightly better then regular bananas!
[11:27] <Plushie-chan> Sides. I'm done with that project.
[11:27] <Miara> but why? you made something that's in pain all the time how is that like...how did it not cross your mind it might be wrong to do that to something?
[11:27] <Plushie-chan> becuase it's a nonsentiatnt fruit!
[11:28] * Plushie-chan throws two bananas at her. "Can you tell me which one is in pain?"
[11:28] <Miara> you gave it the ability to feel pain. whether it can think is beside the point
[11:29] <Plushie-chan> It's a banana!
[11:29] <Griselda> (And suddenly I'm glad my great-aunt isn't here. Else we'd likely be seeing Plushie turned into fertilizer.)
[11:30] <Plushie-chan> Besides, I've moved on
[11:30] * Plushie-chan holds up a blue bar. "My new creation. You rub it against your skin then wash it off with water to clear your skin from a myriad of unwanted subtances"
[11:31] <Miara> like soap?
[11:31] * Miara is clearly unenthused now
[11:32] <Plushie-chan> ....Of course it's soap. There's thousands of diffrent brands of soap on the market. Am I not allowed to enter the soap game?
[11:32] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ... what did you make this soap out of.
[11:32] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Questions are dangerous ythings love
[11:33] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...still.
[11:33] * Plushie-chan lists off all sorts of chemicals
[11:34] <Plushie-chan> And blueberry extract for smell. Because have you seen blueberry scented soap? I sure haven't
[11:36] <Plushie-chan> ....You guys look at me like I'm some sort of mad scientst
[11:36] <Miara> aren't you?
[11:37] <Miara> i mean, i don't really know you, but the banana thing's kind of defining
[11:38] <Plushie-chan> I'm not mad, I'm perfectly sane. I am however quite angry at the insinuation
[11:38] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> snrrk
[11:38] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> So you... Sanely decided it was a thing to make bananas deel pain
[11:38] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ^feel
[11:43] <Plushie-chan> Actully I got the idea from the internet
[11:43] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Ah.
[11:55] * Miara sighs, and lays down with a yawn
[11:56] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> You all right, Miara?
[11:58] <Miara> just tired, i don't sleep much sometimes
[11:59] <Miara> cause you know, i like doing things :p
[12:00] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Oh I cans get a lack of sleep from "doing things" as well :P
[12:01] * Exeter L. Wakefield groans
[12:01] <Griselda> Ba-dum tish♫
[12:01] <Miara> hm. don't suppose i've ever asked. do you guys sleep on a Human schedule, or no?
[12:02] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Since I'm human, yes.
[12:02] <Exeter L. Wakefield> (More like a wraith)
[12:03] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte browtwitches and STIMPS on his foot
[12:03] * ^STOMPS
[12:03] * Exeter L. Wakefield holds in the scream
[12:04] * Miara just raises an eyebrow
[12:04] <Miara> (not getting involved in that)
[12:05] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> He was being rude :P
[12:05] <Exeter L. Wakefield> /:P
[12:11] * Miara is away: nap before training
[12:14] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> A wraith, eh :P
[12:15] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Only when you do the Peinforte thing of getting angry-demanding. :P
[12:15] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I don't do that all the time, do I :<
[12:15] <Exeter L. Wakefield> No, but you do have a temper.
[12:15] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Do do you. You just hide it behind a smile.
[12:15] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ^So
[12:18] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Well no one needs to see the claws come out until they actually need to come out.
[12:19] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> You're a far more sinister individual than you let on, you know.
[12:19] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Problem?
[12:19] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> not at all~
[12:19] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> We go together quite well~
[12:20] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Which still amuses / terrifies me.
[12:20] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Heh.
[12:30] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Noiw look, you've chased everyone off.
[12:30] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ....
[12:30] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Maybe I should alleviate that stress now <_<
[12:31] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte is away: *drags Exeter over to a Tarp and burrows them under it
[12:31] * Exeter L. Wakefield is away: stress can be okay if properly alleviated ♡
[12:38] <Griselda> (It's not so much we left, more that we waited to see how things played out.)
[13:14] * Matsumi Kaze is back
[13:14] <Matsumi Kaze> ok I'm back and everyone is gone
[13:16] *** Matsumi Kaze [AirGal@QTech.com] has left #suburbansenshi
[14:19] * Griselda decides to go poke around for a bit, since it seems everyone else felt like flocking off.
[14:55] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte gets poked and yells "Oi!"
[14:55] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> /me was under a tarpo
[14:55] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte comes out and adjusts her hair and dress
[14:55] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...Those Tarps are kept fairly sanitary. I'm impressed.
[14:59] <Griselda> Considering what they're used for, would be a right buzzkill if they weren't.
[15:14] * "There was a time when they weren't, I understand," Exeter replies, coming out from under ther tarp and ajusting what needs adjusting
[15:14] <Exeter L. Wakefield> But seriously these are set up like little capule hotels underneath. Someone's done an upgrade.
[15:15] <Griselda> Really now?
[15:15] * Griselda grabs a spare tarp and sticks her head underneath it.
[15:15] <Griselda> ....holy balls you're right.
[15:16] <Griselda> It's like a whole other little pocket dimension in here. Classy set-up, too~
[15:19] * Griselda sets the tarp aside.
[15:20] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Yes it was quite a shock.
[15:25] <Griselda> Have to admit, this is some creativity. Hats off to whomever made these.
[15:31] <GERMATOID> THANK YOU! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
[15:31] * GERMATOID INTENDS TO SELL THESE AT BIG GROCERY
[15:46] <Griselda> Hmm...
[16:08] <Griselda> I'll have to remember these for when I see my great-aunt again.
[16:15] <GERMATOID> ™
[16:47] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> And there it is.




[18:02] * SilverTongue buys 5
[18:18] *** Masaki O`Cain has joined #suburbansenshi
[18:18] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Masaki O`Cain
[18:18] <Masaki O`Cain> hey yo love this place any beer around here?
[18:19] <Griselda> Think the open bar's over that-a-way.
[18:29] <Masaki O`Cain> woot woot
[18:41] * Plushie-chan walks in holding a head of lettuce.
[19:05] *** M16A1 has joined #suburbansenshi
[19:05] <@spiritflame> konbanwa M16A1
[19:05] <M16A1> >__>
[19:05] <M16A1> <__<
[19:05] <M16A1> Love Cocoon?
[19:06] * M16A1 steals the display model and SCARPERS with it!
[19:06] *** M16A1 has left #suburbansenshi
[19:13] * Plushie-chan has set the lettuce down for the moment while she's talking on a phone. Surely it's just not a a head of lettuce?
[19:43] <Griselda> (If that thing starts yodeling.... my great-aunt be blessed I am gonna turn it into coleslaw.)
[19:47] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte is watching Haruka watch WrestieMania III
[19:47] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte examines this lettuce
[19:47] * Joanna Smithson passes out some beers to Paise and Haruka
[19:47] * @SpeedRcrX takes all the beer
[19:50] * Joanna Smithson BITES Haruka's hand!
[19:51] <Joanna Smithson> ONE beer
[19:52] * @SpeedRcrX growls like a dog and grabs the beer
[19:57] * ~ LOUD motorcycle sounds can be heard in the distance, rapidly approaching!
[19:59] * ~ A familiar monster of a motorcycle reaches the outside fence and starts to circle around it. DAMMIT! BEAK IS BACK!!
[20:00] *** Beak has joined #suburbansenshi
[20:00] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Beak
[20:00] <Beak> [Outside] >:D
[20:01] * Beak [Outside] circles the fence a couple more times, calculating the best place and speed to launch over it. She's coming inside and there ain't NOTHIN' you Humies can do to stop her!!!!!
[20:02] * @SpeedRcrX lights up a beer bottle and throws a molotov c[BLEEP]ktail at her
[20:02] <Joanna Smithson> HA
[20:04] * Beak [Outside] takes the hit, becoming ENGULFED in flames!!!
[20:06] * Beak [Outside] EVEL KINEVELS that fence and comes SLAMMING down into the middle of the yard with a massive, shuddering crash!!!
[20:07] *** Beak has moved back to the Ten'ou (Road)House Livingroom
[20:08] * Beak emerges from the flaming wreckage, still wearing that all-black biker suit of hers and STILL putting out a serious "Terminator" vibe. I mean a classic 1980's vibe too
[20:09] <Beak> ♦ I'M BAAACK
[20:11] * Beak goes for that beer! ALL OF IT.
[20:12] * Joanna Smithson is away 
[20:14] * @SpeedRcrX epic fights for this
[20:16] * Beak grabs onto Haruka and grasps her arms TIGHT! Damn, she's strong.
[20:19] *** Megan O`Cain has joined #suburbansenshi
[20:19] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Megan O`Cain
[20:19] <Megan O`Cain> Yo.
[20:19] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte changes topic to `Canon Redistribution for many long-absent users Aug 24 - Review here. `
[20:20] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte lays bets on the Haruka - Beak fight
[20:22] * @SpeedRcrX falls backwards to smash beak into a wall
[20:23] * Megan O`Cain looks down a bit as her boobs bounce more than normal while she's simply finding a seat for herself, "Okay, that's rather unusual."
[20:24] * Beak headbutts Haruka HARD
[20:24] * Beak goes for the Sleeper Hold.
[20:26] * @SpeedRcrX falls asleep
[20:27] * Beak checks for vital signs in Haruka.
[20:27] <Megan O`Cain> Anyway, what's new, guys?
[20:28] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I have lost money on Ruka
[20:28] * @SpeedRcrX is out
[20:30] <Megan O`Cain> So I see. Anyway, is it normal for these (points to her chest) to have extra bounce even when simply walking?
[20:32] * Beak lets go of Haruka and goes for that beer. >:D
[20:33] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> GAINAX Physics are in play in here.
[20:34] * Matsumi Kaze is back
[20:34] <Matsumi Kaze> hey all
[20:34] * Matsumi Kaze has several ginger ales
[20:34] <Megan O`Cain> I see. Should I venture a guess on who wanted that much tit bouncing?
[20:34] * Matsumi Kaze KNOWS what she sounds like right now so shut up
[20:35] * Beak struts over to that refrigerator. Her own boobs are quite perky and bouncy too.
[20:35] * Beak collects ALL of Hakura's precious beer.
[20:35] <Beak> ^____^
[20:36] <Matsumi Kaze> so what's going on?
[20:38] <Megan O`Cain> Hey, Matsumi.
[20:39] <Joanna Smithson> RASTLING
[20:42] <Beak> And I won against your self-proclaimed Champion. :P
[20:42] * Plushie-chan is still on the phone. She's now juggling the letteuce. Is she on hold
[20:45] <Megan O`Cain> Meh, she wasn't my champ to begin with, Beakie.
[20:47] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte checks out this lettuce
[20:50] *** D. Kakaku has joined #suburbansenshi
[20:50] <@spiritflame> konbanwa D. Kakaku
[20:51] *** Beak has left #suburbansenshi (HAH! SEE HOW EASY I TAKE YOU BEER!!!)
[20:52] <D. Kakaku> ok, what happened here.
[20:56] <Joanna Smithson> hey mats..remember how we used to have wrestling on TV at grandma's house?
[20:56] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Haruak got choked out. Or she just fell asleep.
[20:56] <Matsumi Kaze> that was YOUR thing..not mine
[20:56] <D. Kakaku> hah!
[21:01] <Megan O`Cain> And lost her beer, too.
[21:05] <D. Kakaku> AHHAHAHAHAA
[21:12] * Joanna Smithson sneaks over some beer to Matsumi...and some to paisley..to see what happens
[21:20] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte SIPS :P
[21:20] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I'm not getting pissed tonight :P
[21:21] <Joanna Smithson> so you actually built up your tolerance then?
[21:25] * Matsumi Kaze thinks better then the drink
[21:27] <D. Kakaku> looks like it's not working this time, in the meanwhile, anyone got a "Copsi"?
[21:27] <Megan O`Cain> Huh?
[21:29] <D. Kakaku> pepsi and coca-cola mixed together.
[21:31] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Why would you mix your fizzy drinks like that
[21:33] <D. Kakaku> to get a brand new flavor out of it.
[21:34] <Megan O`Cain> Okay, then.
[21:35] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> But Pepsi is just sweeter Coke, no?
[21:37] <Joanna Smithson> I always liked RC Cola
[21:37] <Matsumi Kaze> that's cause your tastes suck
[21:37] <Joanna Smithson> EXCUSE ME!?
[21:37] <D. Kakaku> not really
[21:55] <Joanna Smithson> oh god!
[21:56] <Matsumi Kaze> I seriously don't get this
[21:59] <D. Kakaku> what?
[22:09] * Megan O`Cain stretches a bit
[22:17] *** Mika Markov [StoneHardWoman@Homuncla.gov] has joined #suburbansenshi
[22:17] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Mika Markov
[22:17] * Mika Markov walks in and sits on a sofa, crushing it
[22:17] <Mika Markov> we are watching wrestling yes?
[22:19] <Matsumi Kaze> >_> yes?
[22:21] <Mika Markov> oh! he is very good!
[22:22] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Oh! Oh! This was a historic match.
[22:22] <Mika Markov> oh my!
[22:22] * Mika Markov takes a beer and manages to open it..well by tearing off the top with her finger
[22:23] <Mika Markov> you are fan?
[22:24] <Exeter L. Wakefield> I havew an appreciation, yes.
[22:24] <Mika Markov> nuts?
[22:24] * Mika Markov offers bowl of nuts to exeter
[22:25] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Спасибо :)
[22:25] * Exeter L. Wakefield thanks her and takes some
[22:25] <Mika Markov> :D
[22:27] <Mika Markov> oh! he lost!
[22:28] <Exeter L. Wakefield> A torch was passed.
[22:28] <Mika Markov> I hope I may have history making match one day :D
[22:29] <Exeter L. Wakefield> I'm sure you will.
[22:29] <Katerina Markov> :D
[22:34] * Mika Markov stands and almost bumps her head against the roof ><
[22:34] <Mika Markov> *ceiling
[22:34] * Mika Markov wisely decides to sit back down
[22:36] <Katerina Markov> mom, When's the next match?
[22:37] <Mika Markov> oh it is next week!
[22:38] <Mika Markov> I shall be having match against Judi Starshine!
[22:41] * The other Taro Senshi have found this house and now are raiding the fridge
[22:43] <Matsumi Kaze> wel this is fun...
[22:43] <Matsumi Kaze> ..being surrounded by people I've killed before >.>
[22:49] <Katerina Markov> mmmmm.
[22:49] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Always a fun time.
[22:51] <Matsumi Kaze> I should head home..it's late
[22:51] <Matsumi Kaze> this place is neat...I'll be back
[22:51] * Matsumi Kaze starts to walk *boing boing*
[22:51] <Matsumi Kaze> .....
[22:51] <Matsumi Kaze> *sigh*
[22:52] * Matsumi Kaze just..hurries out
[22:52] *** Matsumi Kaze [AirGal@QTech.com] has left #suburbansenshi
[22:59] * Mika Markov slowly stands and SOMEHOW manages to get out of the house without the door coming out in a chunk along with her
[22:59] *** Mika Markov [StoneHardWoman@Homuncla.gov] has left #suburbansenshi
[22:59] <Katerina Markov> Good night!
[22:59] *** Katerina Markov [ChibiStone@Homuncla.gov] has left #suburbansenshi (Mommy, what'll we do tomorrow :))
[23:05] <Megan O`Cain> Well, as much as I'd like to hang out around here, I ought to head back. Catch you later.
[23:05] *** Megan O`Cain has quit IRC (Good night.)
[23:09] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte is away: Oi Exeter it's still hump day for 50 minutes yet~
[23:09] * Exeter L. Wakefield is away: Are you trying to tell me something~
[23:12] *** D. Kakaku has left #suburbansenshi (good night then.)
[13:27] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte may or may not have [url=https://suburbansenshi.com/x/2019/paise-well-b.jpg]sent a middle-finger snapchat[/b] to someone backwards in time last night after Exeter had a bit of a breakdown. <_<
[13:28] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte may or may not have sent a middle-finger snapchat[/b] to someone backwards in time last night after Exeter had a bit of a breakdown. <_<
[13:29] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte really has certain people she would like to punch in the face.
[13:32] * @SpeedRcrX snaches her phone and steals that
[13:32] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> It's a snapchat it will self-destruct in like 10 minutes and eww
[13:32] <@SpeedRcrX> Oh please
[13:32] <@SpeedRcrX> Like you wouldn't be flattered if a girl was interested in you
[13:33] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I'm ewwing at the fact it's you
[13:33] <@SpeedRcrX> You're such an a[BLEEP]le :P
[13:33] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> And?
[13:33] <@SpeedRcrX> But seriously what if he finds out you're doing that
[13:34] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I'll have to endure a lecture, at which point I'll gently point out this beats the maiming I was planning.
[13:34] <@SpeedRcrX> Point
[13:43] * @SpeedRcrX cracks opena beer and drinks. "You hide a temper don't you"
[13:44] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Generally when my friends are hurting.
[13:45] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Because it took me a very long time to have friends and I wll protect them like a rabid mama bear.
[13:50] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> So, why this house then?
[13:50] * @SpeedRcrX farts
[13:50] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte holds her nose ands back soff
[13:50] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> That's not an answer!
[13:50] <@SpeedRcrX> Look
[13:51] <@SpeedRcrX> Ever since me and a bunch of the others came back from the Hell-World and went beyond the beyond and s[BLEEP]t
[13:52] <@SpeedRcrX> We wanted like a place where we can just cut loose like in the old says without having to worry about getitng yelled at for outting like infants in danger and s[BLEEP]t
[13:52] <@SpeedRcrX> And like, if there are annoying creatures we wan tto be able to burn them
[13:52] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I see.
[13:53] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> But you've not done much with this place.
[13:53] <@SpeedRcrX> Give it time!
[13:53] <@SpeedRcrX> Intern's work is not yet done~
[13:54] <@SpeedRcrX> She still has ot make one more thing
[13:54] <@SpeedRcrX> One more special thing for us
[13:54] <@SpeedRcrX> THEN the point of this house will become clear.
[13:54] <@The Intern> I'm not dancing on a pole, so please forget the idea.
[13:55] <@SpeedRcrX> ...........
[13:55] <@SpeedRcrX> That is a PITY but not what I meant.
[14:19] <@The Intern> I'll build it when I have time.
[14:19] <@The Intern> I have a day job, you know :P
[14:34] *** Matsumi Kaze [AirGal@QTech.com] has joined #suburbansenshi
[14:34] <@spiritflame> konnichiwa Matsumi Kaze
[14:34] <Matsumi Kaze> eh?
[14:35] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> eh?
[14:36] <Matsumi Kaze> huh?
[14:42] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Are we just going to stand here making Caveman NPC noises at each other?
[14:43] <Matsumi Kaze> I don't know
[14:43] <Matsumi Kaze> what's up
[14:50] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> NBot much, yourself?
[14:51] <Matsumi Kaze> nothing much...it's been incredibly quiet
[14:54] <Matsumi Kaze> with whatever happened happened...peace has once more taken over tokyo
[14:58] * @SpeedRcrX points to a sign on one of the walls that reads "it has been [BLEEP] says since the last incident"
[14:58] <@SpeedRcrX> It never lasts :P
[14:59] <Matsumi Kaze> I suppose so
[14:59] * Matsumi Kaze streaches
[15:02] <Matsumi Kaze> so what's up with you, Haruka
[15:05] <@SpeedRcrX> I'm totally not collecting other people's private snapchats for my special stash.
[15:06] <Matsumi Kaze> wait what?
[15:10] <@SpeedRcrX> Nothing
[15:11] <Matsumi Kaze> uh ok
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[15:15] <@spiritflame> konnichiwa D. Kakaku
[15:18] <@SpeedRcrX> Hey DK
[15:18] <D. Kakaku> hey there, what's going on?
[15:19] <@SpeedRcrX> Wondering why the f[BLEEP]k there are no holidays in August.
[15:19] <Matsumi Kaze> hey isn't there like a fesitval this month or something
[15:20] <@SpeedRcrX> Is there
[15:21] <Matsumi Kaze> thought there was
[15:21] <Matsumi Kaze> no clue
[15:25] <D. Kakaku> I don't know *shrugs*
[15:28] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Well.
[15:28] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Now I know why no one has ever seen Grimace on TV again.
[15:28] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte>




[15:28] <Matsumi Kaze> lol
[15:29] <D. Kakaku> wha-hahahah-at.
[15:31] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Somehow, I'd always known.
[15:44] <Matsumi Kaze> I suppose so
[16:00] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte coughs and sits down, she's s[BLEEP]t at small talk
[16:05] * Matsumi Kaze lounges on a sofa..is s[BLEEP]t at it too
[16:05] <D. Kakaku> hmmm?
[16:10] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Hmm.
[16:11] <Matsumi Kaze> hm
[16:12] <D. Kakaku> so... anyone go anywhere this weekend?
[16:14] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Yeah. Had a fight with demonically-posssed satnavs.
[16:14] <Matsumi Kaze> I was in a coma
[16:16] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...
[16:16] <D. Kakaku> ...
[16:19] <Matsumi Kaze> what..I was
[16:20] <D. Kakaku> how long?
[16:21] <Matsumi Kaze> ...
[16:21] <Matsumi Kaze> WHAT SORT OF QUESTION IS THAT
[16:22] <D. Kakaku> hey, I haven't been here in a while, I didn't even think you were in a coma.
[16:24] <D. Kakaku> well, I was here last night, and before then, there was a timer going off on the TV.
[16:28] <D. Kakaku> ... ok, that went nowhere.
[16:29] <D. Kakaku> so, was there any good places to see right now?
[16:31] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Mate, your tenses are f[BLEEP]ked and I don't understand what you're saying.
[16:33] <Matsumi Kaze> >>
[16:36] <D. Kakaku> I thought that sentence made a lot of sense.
[16:42] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> "was" - past tense there any good places to see right now (present tense)
[16:42] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Was there, in the past, any good places to see now.
[16:42] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Can you see how that might be a bit confusing.
[16:46] <D. Kakaku> oh, right.