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Suburban Senshi Entry #2361 - “[Sailor V Selection Arc] Bad Day in Roppongi Hills!”
#2361 “[Sailor V Selection Arc] Bad Day in Roppongi Hills!”
@spritflame
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Log excerpt starts - 14 January 2024 8:43PM
// J_Daito //
My new moneymakng scheme is the best




flame_SNIPER
...Haruka-san's going to kill you when she stops being a baby.
Mizunomics01
Has she ever stopped being a baby.
flame_SNIPER
...true
Det. Ema Skye
OH MY GOD THIS DAY
Mizunomics01
Ema-san?
Det. Ema Skye
Like, I don't even know where to begin.
I seriously don't I'm so pissed off.
To START, remember how we had a police line keeping those fake-ass "faith healers" from getting their hands on Yuki Sakuraba? Well last night, some bozo decides to go John Rambo on our boys, taking down twelve officers and a bunch of hospital staff...




He gets to Yuki and does god-knows-what to her, snapping her out of the coma
FireFly_9
Well at least that's good news...
Det. Ema Skye
Yeah well of course we arrest him for assault on the officers / hospital staff, but this sets off the crowds in Roppongi who get all "ACAB" on us when we're the ones who got attacked. The perp just sits there in jail not saying a word




and tensions got so hot that a riot broke out in front of police HQ
flame_SNIPER
I heard something about that.
Det. Ema Skye
Yeah well TOP TOP IT ALL OFF someone broke the guy out of the Prison. Some new "hero" named Dynamaxx! who's all over social media now, with everyone wanting to know who he is... and who the other guy, the "savior of Yuki-chan" is.
And we, as a department, look like asses and clowns.
DJ Reverend_H
Yo that's because y'all shoulda let da healers have a chance, yo!
Det. Ema Skye
And how do we vet them? How do we know who's legit and who just wants 15 minutes of fame?
DJ Reverend_H
Yeah well ya'll still ain't tellin' us how Yuki's doin'.
Det. Ema Skye
Look. That is the hospital's call, not ours. All Yuki's PR Team will say is she's sedated and being treated for her injuries.
[gTV]Red_Crow
All Ginga's prepared to say is principal filming on Sailor V is on hold until she recovers. We're handling whatever scenes we can that don't involve Sakuraba-san.
flame_SNIPER
Why has Minako-chan been quiet about all this?
Why are you talking for her, Karasuma-san?
[gTV]Red_Crow
...She's taking this hard. She thinks she's brought this on Yuki by agreeing to this bastardized version of Sailor V that's got those Golden Crescent loonies triggered.
So, to be blunt, she's a funk right now.
DJ Reverend_H
At least Yuki's awake, yo. I think that'll lighten up a lotta s[BLEEP]t, yo.
FireFly_9
I don't know, Elios... I don't think this is anywhere close to over...
DJ Reverend_H
huh
Mdm_Maestro
I agree, dear... if anything... this feels like the waves receding from the coastline before a Tsunami.
@spritflame
Log excerpt ends - 14 January 2024 9:05PM





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