#950: “REBOOT!”

[07:38] *** On or about February 12th, 2006, Ten'ou Haruka ordered a batch of Midichlorians from a Comic Book, lusting after Real. Ultimate. Power.
[07:39] *** This led to her successful investiture as a Lord of the Sith, and she used her powers to make all the Suburban Senshi, both Male and Female, pregnant.
[07:39] *** Incensed, Tomoe Hotaru destroyed the Solar system. Again.
[07:42] *** To repair the damage, Doctor Xadium was forced to go back in time to prevent the Tatooine Sand People from ever starting up their "Space Midichlorian" Direct Mail service.
[07:42] *** ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
[07:44] > GALLIFREY TEMPORAL INCURSION SYSTEM 1.0
[07:44] > MODIFIED CODE BRANCH FROM ORIGINAL BY MUIDAX_DR
[07:45] > *** SOL SYSTEM IMPLOSION DETECTED
[07:45] > WOULD YOU LIKE TO RESET? (Y/N)
[07:46] Dr_Xadium> y
[07:46] > TEMPORAL MODIFICATION SYSTEMS ACTIVE
[07:46] > PLEASE WAIT, PROCESSING.
[07:47] > PROCESSING....
[07:47] > PROCESSING........
[07:47] > PROCESSING................
[07:47] > PROCESSING..................................................
[07:47] > PROCESSING..............................................................................
[07:48] > PROCESSING...................................................................................................
[07:48] > PROCESSING.................................................................................................................
[07:48] > PROCESSING COMPLETED. SOL SYSTEM RESTORED, TEMPORAL VARIANCE REMOVED
[07:49] > *** WARNING: .ALL SUBTIMELINES MUST BE MANUALLY RESTORED
[07:49] > I HOPE YOU LIKE PAPERWORK :-)
[07:49] > *** REBOOTING SOL III SYSTEM, PLEASE STANDBY
[07:49] > PROCESSING................
[07:49] > *** GREETINGS DOCTOR XADIUM. WOULD YOU LIKE TO PLAY A GAME? ***
[07:50] > 1. CHESS
[07:50] > 2. SUBURBAN SENSHI IRC
[07:50] > 3. GLOBAL THERMONUCLEAR WAR
[07:50] Dr_Xadium> Global Thermonuclear War
[07:51] > ERROR: THERE IS NO ONE TO ATTACK
[07:51] > GAME OVER
[07:53] Dr_Xadium> Suburban Senshi IRC
[07:53] > *** SHALL I RESTORE FROM BACKUP? (Y/N)
[07:55] Dr_Xadium> y
[07:56] > *** ARE YOU CERTAIN, THIS GAME IS RATED "PRETTY LAME" BY 9/10THE OF SENTIENT LIFEFORMS IN MUTTER'S SPIRAL (Y/N)
[07:56] Dr_Xadium> Just restore the damn backup
[07:57] > *** ERROR: INPUT NOT UNDERSTOOD
[07:57] Dr_Xadium> f[BLEEP]k you you know exactly what I mean, you're artifically intelligent :P
[07:58] > *** STICKS AND STONES MAY BEAK MY BONES BUT THE WORDS OF A LAMER WILL NEVER HURT ME :-)
[07:58] Dr_Xadium> Will you PLEASE restore the backup ><
[07:59] > *** RESTORING SUBURBAN SENSHI IRC BACKUP
[07:59] > PROCESSING.....
[08:00] > WARNING: QUANTUM BIT COPY FLUCTUATION IN TIME SET 34366889375549/23. ABORT, RETRY, IGNORE? (A/R/I)?
[08:00] Dr_Xadium> R
[08:00] > WARNING: QUANTUM BIT COPY FLUCTUATION IN TIME SET 34366889375549/23. ABORT, RETRY, IGNORE? (A/R/I)?
[08:01] Dr_Xadium> R
[08:00] > WARNING: QUANTUM BIT COPY FLUCTUATION IN TIME SET 34366889375549/23. ABORT, RETRY, IGNORE? (A/R/I)?
[08:00] Dr_Xadium> R
[08:00] > WARNING: QUANTUM BIT COPY FLUCTUATION IN TIME SET 34366889375549/23. ABORT, RETRY, IGNORE? (A/R/I)?
[08:00] Dr_Xadium> I
[08:01] > COPY ERROR IGNORED
[08:02] > RESTORE COMPLETE
[08:02] > *** WOULD YOU LIKE TO PLAY A GAME? ***
[08:02] > 1. CHESS
[08:02] > 2. SUBURBAN SENSHI IRC
[08:02] > 3. GLOBAL THERMONUCLEAR WAR
[08:03] Dr_Xadium> Global Thermonuclear War
[08:03] > WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO ATTACK?
[08:03] Dr_Xadium> Tokyo, Japan
[08:04] > EVERYONE DOES THAT, TRY SOMETHING MORE ORIGINAL
[08:04] Dr_Xadium> France
[08:04] > AWESOME
[08:07] *** Some minutes later, after France was gratuitiously destroyed and reformed...

[08:08] *** Fri Feb 24 2006 - LOGGING START ***
[08:08] *** Now talking in #suburbansenshi
[08:08] <@SpeedRcrX> Man I had the most f[BLEEP]ked up dream
[08:09] <@SpeedRcrX> I was a sith lord and s[BLEEP]t
[08:09] <@SpeedRcrX> And you were all pregnant
[08:09] <J_Daito> I had that dream too... it was most amusing, especially when I smote my own offspring.
[08:09] <@SpeedRcrX> Something different about you, Jed?
[08:10] <J_Daito> No, why do you ask, flatulence no Senshi?
[08:10] <SugaBB_2999> hshshshshshs i dramt i hed a kad and si wuz a bich!!11
[08:11] <@SpeedRcrX> Something's not quite right here
[08:11] <catablanca> Haruka, you must be drunk again
[08:11] <@SpeedRcrX> Probably
[08:11] <@SX_Aino> So good to see everything back to normal at last
[08:13] <@SX_Aino> ...
[08:13] <@SpeedRcrX> What is it Saki?
[08:13] <@SX_Aino> Meh, no one will care XD
[08:14] * @SX_Aino is away: but is this the Butterfly flapping its wings??
[08:14] <@SpeedRcrX> That kid's wierd
[08:14] <SugaBB_2999> hshshshs i knew rite
[08:14] *** Disconnected
[08:14] *** Fri Feb 24 2006 - LOGGING END ***