#873: “Back at you”

[12:23] *** Mon Sep 12 2005 - From #suburbansenshi2 - NOW WITH SPECIAL GUEST STAR YAIJINDEN ***
[16:16] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Man whenever Haruna got dumped... it was like... you better have your homework done
[16:17] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I once got detention on the f[BLEEP]king roof in the middle of winter
[16:17] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I hear there's this Gaijin kid at Juudban Middle who calls her Ms. H.
[16:17] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> now that I think about it that name probably fits
[16:21] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- wants to meet that Lycra Hubert kid
[16:24] <Mdm_Maestro> Ara, someone needs a new "neko-chan", ne?
[16:24] <Mdm_Maestro> -_-
[16:24] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> n-no...
[16:25] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Oh yeah well who the f[BLEEP]k was taking boquets from her pupils in art Class Michiru K LaTorneau
[16:25] <Mdm_Maestro> ...........
[16:25] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- will have to write THAT one down!
[16:26] <Mdm_Maestro> It's impolite to bring up the buried past, Haruka, dear...
[16:26] <Mdm_Maestro> - Very impolite -
[16:26] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> From 0 to ki aura in 60 seconds f[BLEEP]k
[16:27] <Mdm_Maestro> Not tonight dear, you're going to be in hospital
[16:27] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ...............
[16:28] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> nothing says attraction like a lover in traction??
[16:28] * Mdm_Maestro discreetly cracks her knuckles
[16:28] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Aww dammit
[16:28] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Cmon brain think of a way out of this
[16:29] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> 404 not found my ass
[16:29] <Yaijinden> The funny thing is, it WILL be your ass!
[16:29] * Mdm_Maestro starts walking towards Haruka
[16:29] <Mdm_Maestro> Yaijinden-dono, she should be so fortunate.
[16:30] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Michiru I will umm.... do ANYTHING YOU WANT
[16:30] <Yaijinden> OH SNAP
[16:30] <Mdm_Maestro> We've been down this road before, dear. You've already debased yourself in all possible ways.
[16:30] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I WILL DO ANYTHING YAIJINDEN WANTS
[16:31] * Mdm_Maestro stops
[16:31] <Mdm_Maestro> Ara, that *is* interesting.
[16:31] * Mdm_Maestro looks over to Yaijinden-dono.
[16:32] <Mdm_Maestro> Yaijinden-dono? Could you kindly come up with a suitabl;e punishment for this most UNWORTHY excuse for a woman?
[16:32] * Yaijinden meditates upon this matter
[16:32] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Hey I thought he was punishing me GOD SHUT UP MOUTH
[16:32] <Yaijinden> Have you dedicated your victories to your beloved, in the recent past?
[16:32] * Mdm_Maestro is becoming livid... discreetly, of course
[16:33] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Umm... yes...
[16:33] <Mdm_Maestro> LIAR
[16:33] <Mdm_Maestro> She could never think of anything THAT romantic
[16:33] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> No alright no dammit no ><
[16:33] <Yaijinden> Perhaps displaying your love, loudly, at every opportune moment to everyone who might even tangentially care.
[16:33] <Mdm_Maestro> ♡
[16:34] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Dude wait I'll let you cut out my heart
[16:34] <Yaijinden> But SHE has dibs on THAT~
[16:34] <Mdm_Maestro> THAT WOULD BE TOO GOOD FOR YOU! I LIKE THE PUNISHMENT
[16:34] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> dammit I could live with being an emotionless ba[BLEEP]rd filled with amorality!
[16:35] <FireFly_9> You already do.
[16:35] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> SHUT UP~~~
[16:35] <Mdm_Maestro> DO IT, HARUKA! SUBMIT!
[16:35] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Here... in public?
[16:35] <Mdm_Maestro> YES
[16:35] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> But you don't have the whip..
[16:36] <Yaijinden> You love her, DON'T yoooou
[16:36] * Mdm_Maestro growls
[16:36] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> .......
[16:36] <Yaijinden> Say it like you mean it!
[16:36] <Mdm_Maestro> Yaijinden-dono is WAITING.
[16:37] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ..........
[16:37] <FireFly_9> ^_^
[16:37] <Mdm_Maestro> NOW please, ♡
[16:37] <Yaijinden> =o
[16:38] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- is now known as I ♡ Michiru
[16:38] <I ♡ Michiru> there now the world knows right
[16:38] <Mdm_Maestro> Pathetic! DO IT AGAIN
[16:38] <I ♡ Michiru> ♡ ... I. . im... ♡
[16:38] <Yaijinden> That's not SAYING it.
[16:39] <I ♡ Michiru> ♡ I lo.... loooo... loov........ louver..... youuuuuoooohh ♡
[16:39] * Mdm_Maestro wrinkles her nose
[16:39] <Yaijinden> Again, with less stuttering.
[16:40] <Mdm_Maestro> Haruka you sound like that dog taught to speak
[16:40] <I ♡ Michiru> ..I...
[16:40] <I ♡ Michiru> ♡ I loooover you ♡
[16:41] <Yaijinden> *glance to Michiru* What do you think?
[16:41] <Mdm_Maestro> She needs more discipline.... say it after every sentence!
[16:41] <I ♡ Michiru> ♡ You sons of b[BLEEP]ches... I love you ♡
[16:42] <I ♡ Michiru> ♡ I hate you all for this I love you ♡
[16:42] <Yaijinden> See, the INTENT of the 'sons of b[BLEEP]ches' line is entirely undercut by the following three words!
[16:42] <I ♡ Michiru> ♡ I sound f[BLEEP]king schizo I love you ♡
[16:43] <I ♡ Michiru> ♡ mother of f[BLEEP]k I love you ♡
[16:43] <Mdm_Maestro> Ara, don't make my blush, Haruka :)
[16:44] <I ♡ Michiru> ♡ >< I love you ♡
[16:44] <I ♡ Michiru> ♡ Yai what the f[BLEEP]k do I have to do to get out of this I love you ♡
[16:44] <Mdm_Maestro> YOU LOVE YAIJINDEN?
[16:44] <I ♡ Michiru> ♡ no i love you ♡
[16:44] <I ♡ Michiru> ♡ so what about it Yai I love you ♡
[16:44] <Mdm_Maestro> BIGAMIST
[16:45] <I ♡ Michiru> ♡ Oh god dammit I love you ♡
[16:45] * Mdm_Maestro growls
[16:45] <Yaijinden> I hear bigamy's all the rage on Quinox...
[16:45] <I ♡ Michiru> ♡ I love you I love you I love you ♡
[16:45] <Yaijinden> Maybe, to avoid confusion, you should clarify whom you're speaking to with the last three words.
[16:45] * Mdm_Maestro is about to KICK HER THERE
[16:46] <I ♡ Michiru> ♡ Oh god thanks Yai I love you ♡
[16:46] <I ♡ Michiru> ♡ YOU MICHIRU ♡
[16:46] <Yaijinden> They don't have Planet Hentai in the future-- they have Planet Quinox.
[16:46] * Mdm_Maestro BELTS Haruka
[16:46] * @spiritflame changes topic to `[16:46] <Yaijinden> They don't have Planet Hentai in the future-- they have Planet Quinox. `
[16:47] * I ♡ Michiru goes down like Paris Hilton after a cheap wine spritzer
[16:48] * I ♡ Michiru is now known as --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--
[16:48] *** --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- [THaruka@FXL.blaze.co.jp] has quit IRC (knocked the f[BLEEP]k out)
[16:48] * Mdm_Maestro dusts off her hands
[16:49] <Mdm_Maestro> Ara, I shouldn't have been so gentle but... such is my generousity.... o ho ho ho
[16:52] * Mdm_Maestro is inspired to paint a painting, "Haruka upon the floor in a pool of blood, slumbering"
[16:52] * Mdm_Maestro is inspired to paint a painting, "Haruka upon the floor in a pool of blood, slumbering.... and scratching herself ><"
[16:54] * Mdm_Maestro would drag Haruka off but it would blemish her porcelain complexion to do so
[16:55] * Mdm_Maestro ponders summoning the domestic
[16:55] <Mdm_Maestro> ♫ Oh, rei.bot-chaan ♡ ♫
[16:56] * @spiritflame would like to know in what POSSIBLE UNIVERSE is she classed as a DOMESTIC
[16:56] <Mdm_Maestro> The one in which you will drag off this body, dear. :)
[16:57] * @spiritflame will be dragging off two bodies if any at all ^_^
[16:57] * Mdm_Maestro looks around for the other body with no luck
[16:57] * @spiritflame points to Michiru
[16:58] <Mdm_Maestro> Ara? O ho ho ho h... hem... That is all *waves hand* you may go.
[16:58] * @spiritflame smirks and walks by Michiru brushing against her contemptuously
[16:58] <Mdm_Maestro> Ah! So crude!
[16:59] * @spiritflame turns and GLARES at her
[16:59] * Mdm_Maestro waves "Ah, I mean, so sad to see you go, dear~!
[16:59] * @spiritflame is away: heh
[16:59] * Mdm_Maestro fumes
[17:00] <Mdm_Maestro> Will no one rid me of this slovenly woman!
[17:01] * Mdm_Maestro ponders a pearl necklace and is momentarily taken aback
[17:01] <Mdm_Maestro> micheal... jackson....sama...
[17:02] <Mdm_Maestro> KNIGHT I MEANT KNIGHT
[17:02] <Mdm_Maestro> MICHEAL KNIGHT NOT JACKSON OH GOD
[17:03] * Mdm_Maestro collapses in a heap of worry-- if word of this should escape...
[17:03] <Mdm_Maestro> If... if SHE SHOULD...
[17:03] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> O HO HO HO BIATCH
[17:03] <Mdm_Maestro> !
[17:03] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I KNEW PLAYING DEAD IN MY OWN VOMIT WOULD WORK
[17:04] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- points IMPERIf[BLEEP]kINGOUSLY AT MICHIRU
[17:04] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> <Vader> I HAVE YOU NOW
[17:04] <Mdm_Maestro> .....................................................
[17:05] <Mdm_Maestro> Haruka...chan....
[17:05] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> HA HA HA the shoe is on the OTHER foot NOW
[17:07] * Mdm_Maestro quickly ponders.
[17:07] <Mdm_Maestro> I WILL DENY YOU PLEASURE IF YOU HOLD THIS OVER ME, HARUKA
[17:07] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Aww god DAMN.
[17:10] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Well what if I DENY YOU PLEASURE
[17:10] * Mdm_Maestro has Micheal Knight, Michael Jackson, Elza Grey, that child from the Art class and many others from whome to pick.
[17:11] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> YOU CAN'T BE DIPPING THE ICE CREAM IN BOTH SIDES OF THE BARREL f[BLEEP]k I SPEND TO O MUCH TIME WITH NEKO
[17:11] <Mdm_Maestro> Well maybe you should see her now ♡
[17:11] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> GAARGH
[17:12] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> How come YOU get to have leverage and I don't huh
[17:13] <Mdm_Maestro> Such is the natural order of things.
[17:19] *** --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- [THaruka@FXL.blaze.co.jp] has quit IRC (this should have been my moment of glory ><)
[17:19] *** Mdm_Maestro [SeaGoddess@art1.perfectco.co.jp] has quit IRC (O HO HO HO HO HO HO)
[01:41] *** Disconnected
[01:41] *** Mon Sep 12 2005 - LOGGING END ***