#857: “Japanese Love notes”

[09:16] *** Thu Aug 11 2005 - LOGGING START ***
[09:16] *** Now talking in #suburbansenshi
[09:16] <@S.X. Aino> ARRGH
[09:16] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> What's up Saki
[09:16] <@S.X. Aino> Well as you know I'm an OP in both this channel and #suburbansenshi2 where our friends hang out
[09:17] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yeah
[09:17] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- should damn well be an OP since she started the whole damn thing
[09:17] <@S.X. Aino> Well we had someone who was previously banned try to communicate with others in the channel via a small bug in the code, which I quickly fixed.
[09:18] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yeah and
[09:18] <@S.X. Aino> Well they claimed to be Japanese, a claim which was vigorously disputed
[09:18] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Dude should have asked them if they know kancho
[09:18] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- knows kancho
[09:18] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- used to perform kancho on sensei
[09:19] <@S.X. Aino> Try it on me and I'll break your arm XD
[09:20] <FireFly_9> The word Kancho comes from the word for Enema, you know.
[09:20] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Thank you, Ami Mizuno.
[09:20] <FireFly_9> :P
[09:20] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Anywaywa Saki was telling us her tale of woe
[09:21] <@S.X. Aino> Yeah so NOOOW, as if to prove his / her / its point, a mew mail comes into Pop's mailbox (which I check LEGALLY and mom does less so) spamming him for whatever godawful reason.
[09:21] <@S.X. Aino> And it's in Japanese.
[09:21] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> LOL
[09:22] <@S.X. Aino> Having no tolerance to translate, I rely upon the babelfish, which yields up these amusing results:
[09:23] <@S.X. Aino> ♦ This sight of the ↑ entering, my プロフ photograph you do not see? Because name login has done with Siori! If the local people same the expectation which knows immediately you took somewhere,! ! Because after, portable number it placed in プロフ, because the telephone it is possible to give * as for this mail danger or the origin you thought with thing of the just a little master.
[09:24] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> The f[BLEEP]k dot com
[09:24] <@S.X. Aino> Probablies, there's also a link to a dating site.
[09:24] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Oooh, someone *loooves* you, Sakura XD
[09:25] <+luna_P> i w0u1d 10v3 2 grind 411 j00r b0n35 in2 du57, j00 p473H7ic m0r7415
[09:25] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Dude. what. The. f[BLEEP]k. Is up. With the Ball.
[09:25] <@S.X. Aino> When r-chan upgraded it she must have triggered the hidden "world domination" subroutine Aunt Ami puts into all her Mizunomics products.
[09:26] <FireFly_9> Ami-san... ¬_¬
[09:27] <@S.X. Aino> Yeah according to future me who I talk to sometimes, aunt Ami fianlly triggered a coup during the time of the Crystal Imperium, setting her Mercury Mechanized Brigade and all the electronic appliances of the Capitol to sack the city
[09:27] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Damn I never throught she had that s[BLEEP]t in her
[09:27] <@S.X. Aino> Well the problem was that the same time she did that the Tairon Overfiend made their move and attacked the capital, catching her forces in the corssfire
[09:28] <@S.X. Aino> to the public, the MMB were seen as valiant heroes who made the ultimate sacrifice in the defence of the empire XD
[09:28] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ahahahaha
[09:28] <+luna_P> p473H7ic 1053r, i w0u1d n07 H4v3 b33n 50 345i1y d3pH3473d
[09:29] <@S.X. Aino> So Aunt Ami apparently accepted a medal of honour instead hehe
[09:32] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Heheh well I sacked Crystal Tokyo once ^_^ V
[09:32] <@S.X. Aino> - remind me never to let you time travel with me -
[09:33] <@S.X. Aino> Anyways.
[09:33] <@S.X. Aino> ♦ Siori Listen up~~
[09:34] <@S.X. Aino> ♦ Your spam it only serves to amuse me
[09:35] <@S.X. Aino> ♦ E-Mail me in english properly or forget about ever getting in
[09:35] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Man I want to be an OP so I can make ultimatums like that
[09:35] <@S.X. Aino> It's not all it's cracked up to be
[09:35] * @S.X. Aino sometimes regrets hacking the channel to get her @
[09:36] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> That's pretty cold when your dad won't just engage in a little good old fashioned nepotism and just give it to you
[09:36] <@S.X. Aino> He won't give it to mom, either XD
[09:36] <+luna_P> wH3n i 4m ru13r 73Hr3 wi11 b3 n0 n33d pH0r 0p5
[09:36] <+luna_P> pH0r i wi11 b3 73H 0n1y 5up3ri0r 1ipH3pH0rm
[09:37] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Dude, go away man you're creeping me the f[BLEEP]k out
[09:37] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> damn kodomo no omocha gone bats[BLEEP]t insane
[09:37] * @S.X. Aino changes topic to `Luna-P: child's toy gone bats[BLEEP]t insane `
[09:38] <+luna_P> 14ugH n0w m4mm415
[09:38] *** luna_P [beachballbot@localhost] has quit IRC (0n3 d4y i wi11 ru13 j00 411)
[09:38] <FireFly_9> ...and with that, I head out to the library.
[09:38] *** --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- [THaruka@FXL.blaze.co.jp] has quit IRC (yeah too f[BLEEP]ked up for me)
[09:38] * @S.X. Aino lurkity lurkels
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