#809: “Freaky Monday”

*** Now talking in #suburbansenshi
Topic is -= Did Galaxia get this bored just sitting on her damn Golden Throne =-

[09:25] <=^catablanca^=> It's so hard waking up in the mornings
[09:25] <FireFly_9> I know... once you get used to the sounds it's like a lullaby ><
[09:26] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Heh having trouble waking up
[09:26] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I got your caffiene jolt right here

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[09:27] * FireFly_9 clicks "view file"
[09:27] <FireFly_9> OH GOOD LORD
[09:27] <=^catablanca^=> That is so creepy
[09:27] <FireFly_9> Photoshop should be kept out of the hands of some people.
[09:28] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> That's not photoshopped
[09:28] <FireFly_9> No one woman can have that "deer caught in headlights" look for that long
[09:29] <GERMATOID> THAT POP-EYED LOOK COULD BE A SYMPTOM OF THYROID EYE DISEASE, OR GRAVE'S
[09:29] <@S.X. Aino> No, I know what's going on there
[09:29] <FireFly_9> You do?
[09:29] <@S.X. Aino> Blame it on having a mom who's an ex-idol.
[09:30] <@S.X. Aino> She once told me that you learn how to pose for "candid" shots
[09:31] <@S.X. Aino> You figure out which side of the face is your "best", and develop the instinct to get that side of your face to the camera at all times
[09:32] <@S.X. Aino> Not to mention how big a smile you want to give, the level of "genk" etc
[09:32] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> "genk?"
[09:32] <@S.X. Aino> Genki
[09:32] <FireFly_9> Gah,, the things we do for beauty.
[09:33] * =^catablanca^= is kinda transfixed by the whole picture
[09:33] <=^catablanca^=> She looks almost 3-D
[09:33] <=^catablanca^=> Those red eyes... fading in and out... like... terminator...
[09:34] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Bet you're awake now XD XD
[09:34] <FireFly_9> There's a special circle of Hades waiting just for you, Haruka-poppa.
[09:35] * =^catablanca^= wants to close the window, but can't... just... can't...
[09:35] <FireFly_9> Geh. Needs we deploy the farting cat meme.
[09:35] <FireFly_9> --> https://www.ebaumsworld.com/flash/fartingcat.html
[09:36] <=^catablanca^=> Even the farting cat... cannot save me now
[09:36] <GERMATOID> IT IS TOO LATE FOR YOU, YOUNG ARTEMIS
[09:37] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- bought the Akira Symphonic OST and GTO live action OSTs yesterday
[09:37] <FireFly_9> Good for you. The Akira music still brings to mind surreal images of terror
[09:38] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> LOL that's cuz I showed it to you when you were like 1 year old
[09:38] <GERMATOID> SO WHAT I SHOWED IT TO HER WHEN SHE WAS SIX MONTHS OLD! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
[09:38] <FireFly_9> Even today the image of a giant Teddy Bear leaking milk haunts me.
[09:39] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Was that Milk, 'Taru? Was it REALLY
[09:39] * FireFly_9 refuses to ponder this any further
[09:41] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- is listening to: 02. GTO No Theme.mp3 [183 kbps]
[09:44] <FireFly_9> In other news, I would like to announce that I have begun volunteering my time at the Tokyo Metropolitan Library.
[09:44] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Hah?
[09:44] <@S.X. Aino> The one by Prince Arisugawa Memorial Park?
[09:44] * FireFly_9 nods
[09:44] <=^catablanca^=> That's the one Ami-chan used to frequent, yes?
[09:45] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> What the f[BLEEP]k do you need to be volunteering at a libray for, your collection is better than some of the best private libraries in the world
[09:45] <FireFly_9> It's peaceful and quiet, unlike certain places.
[09:46] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> You implyin' something, 'Taru-chan
[09:46] <FireFly_9> No Drunken foster-parents having fights in the livingroom over the Television remote
[09:46] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> You'll MISS THIS s[BLEEP]t when it's gone, Hotaru Tomoe
[09:47] * @S.X. Aino frowns
[09:47] <FireFly_9> Perhaps :P
[09:47] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- wonders why her GTO live action OST suddenly sounds like Mortal Kombat
[09:48] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- is listening to: 04. Shuu Shi To -Ari-.mp3 [181 kbps]
[09:48] <=^catablanca^=> I've got a treat for everyone
[09:49] * =^catablanca^= was digging through Mina's DVD collection and found "The Hidden Blade"
[09:50] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Ohh, sounds like a Shaw Bros flick
[09:50] <=^catablanca^=> No, it's a modern film, I was thinking we could movie night tonight
[09:50] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Tonight's wrestling night man
[09:50] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- has missed a s[BLEEP]tload of RAW and Smackdown! lately
[09:51] <FireFly_9> I thought that was your obsession, your "pleasure" as you called it, Haruka-poppa.
[09:51] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Well yeah, but lately I haven't been paying attention ><
[09:51] <GERMATOID> HOW CAN YOU NOT PAY ATTENTION TO AN OBSESSION
[09:52] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Man life's been whack lately... I don't understand it. It's like ennui without the emo bulls[BLEEP]t connotations
[09:52] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I still got loads of free time but it's like I don't wanna DO anything with it really
[09:53] <FireFly_9> Pre-nuptial depression?
[09:53] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Hah? Nah, Michi and I've been joined at the hip so long it's no big deal in that regard
[09:53] <GERMATOID> SO WHEN'S THE BIG DAY
[09:53] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Michi's leaving me up in the air on that one for the moment
[09:55] * FireFly_9 found something... befuddling on Google Maps last night.
[09:55] <FireFly_9> --> Have a look at this
[09:56] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Holy s[BLEEP]t is that the alamo?
[09:56] <// J_Daito //> That looks positively satanic
[09:57] <FireFly_9> No, the Alamo was a starting point, this is somehwere in the deep desert
[09:57] * GERMATOID LOVES GOOGLE'S NEW SVG SYSTEM
[09:58] * @S.X. Aino zooms out a bit
[09:58] <@S.X. Aino> Zoom out about three steps and there's some kind of facility to the left of it.
[09:59] <GERMATOID> UNION AEROSPACE CORPORATION!
[09:59] <// J_Daito //> Oh great, they're trying to summon beelzy from the depths
[10:00] <FireFly_9> I wonder, what would happen if I switched the view to regular google maps
[10:01] <@S.X. Aino> Interesting, it returns a blanked out portion of map.
[10:01] * @S.X. Aino zooms out A LOT
[10:02] <@S.X. Aino> Nevada. OH GREAT.
[10:02] <FireFly_9> Nothing to see here. Move along ><
[10:02] <@S.X. Aino> Riiight.
[10:03] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> So why the f[BLEEP]k are people carving huge-ass satanic glyphs in the middle of the desert?
[10:03] <FireFly_9> Let's just ignore the question and move on, please.
[10:04] * // J_Daito // plays the X-Files theme
[10:06] <// J_Daito //> So, Tomoe the Younger, what do you do at the library anyway?
[10:06] <FireFly_9> I monitor the internet access usage of its patrons.
[10:06] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Man who the hell in this day and age DOESN'T have internets?
[10:07] <FireFly_9> It can be occassionally rewarding, as there are those who do not have internet access but are required to use it due to the increasing interconnectedness of our society
[10:08] <// J_Daito //> Here's a question, if the wired is sucha big deal and people feel fine outsourcing work to the other side of the PLANET, why do I still have to drive 30 miles to work?
[10:08] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> You don't drive anywhere, ba[BLEEP]rd, you sit at home and leech off us all day
[10:08] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- is listening to: 11. Eien Ga Arunara.mp3 [145 kbps]
[10:09] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> IT TOOK 11 TRACKS TO GET TO A THEME I RECOGNIZE FROM THE SHOW
[10:09] <// J_Daito //> I'm speaking hypothetically, moron. Why can't we just telecommute
[10:10] <GERMATOID> BECAUSE MOST EMPLOYERS ARE STILL IN THE STONE AGE
[10:11] <@S.X. Aino> "Orbiting this at a distance of roughly ninety-eight million miles is an utterly insignificant little blue-green planet whose ape-descended life forms are so amazingly primitive that they still think digital watches^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H SUVs are a pretty neat idea."
[10:12] * GERMATOID SALUTES THE LATE D.A.
[10:12] <FireFly_9> SUVs sicken me given the current state of the petroleum industry.
[10:13] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Dude it's gonna bite them in the ass. All those dumbasses who think the FIBERGLASS H2s on a PICKUP TRUCK base are somehow making them badass
[10:13] <GERMATOID> WHAT DO THEY GET, LIKE 1 MPG?
[10:16] * // J_Daito // is bored
[10:16] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Lotta that goin' around man
[10:16] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I blame it on...
[10:16] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> !rei.bot local
[10:16] <@spiritflame> Local information: Weather - News - Food - Roppongi guide
[10:17] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I blame it on the 62 degree weather
[10:17] <// J_Daito //> Since when has EIHGF had that function?!
[10:18] <@S.X. Aino> It's her shell program, the one that handles channel services, I upgraded it a bit
[10:18] * FireFly_9 looks up the news
[10:19] <// J_Daito //> HAHA "Women-only cars introduced on 9 Tokyo lines to prevent groping"
[10:19] <FireFly_9> What's so funny about that?
[10:19] <// J_Daito //> That does nothing about people like Ten'ou
[10:20] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I dont grope people, dumbass
[10:21] <// J_Daito //> heh not now because Kaioh would break your hands off
[10:22] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Not ever :P
[10:24] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Anyway, 'Taru, how much do they pay you yo Volunteer at the Library
[10:24] <FireFly_9> Would you listen to yourself.
[10:24] * @S.X. Aino chuckles
[10:25] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> What? What's the good of doing something without just reward?
[10:25] <FireFly_9> It's a higher purpose, full of nobility and self-sacrifice.
[10:25] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> They wouldn't hire you, would they.
[10:25] <FireFly_9> No.
[10:26] <FireFly_9> Something about no practical work experience.
[10:26] <// J_Daito //> HAH Stinks to be you senshi, saving the world in secret for no reward
[10:26] <FireFly_9> ><
[10:28] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> 'Taru why do you want a job anyway, you're loaded with cash on both ends of the family
[10:28] <FireFly_9> Because a sense of independence is worth being a cog in the machine.
[10:31] * @S.X. Aino won't go into the oxymoronic nature of what you just said
[10:31] <FireFly_9> Arrgh.
[10:31] * FireFly_9 is still not fully awake, apparently
[10:33] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- is listening to: 21. Poison (Music Box Version).mp3 [133 kbps]
[10:34] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> They have an ORGEL version
[10:34] * @S.X. Aino never understood the fascination with Orgels, herself
[10:34] <FireFly_9> There is a child-like innocence to them
[10:35] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- loads GTO OST2
[10:37] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- hits up Genvid for sheer boredom
[10:37] <@S.X. Aino> LOL
[10:37] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> "For the next two weeks, we are encouraging you to visit the Soapbox every day. We may not be updating each day, but it's in your interest to check regularly again starting today. I'll say no more."
[10:37] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Huh
[10:38] <// J_Daito //> God you ARE bored, Ten'ou
[10:38] <@S.X. Aino> Ddin't you guys used to produce content for Genvid?
[10:38] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yeah but we got LAZY
[10:39] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> See how that works
[10:39] <=^catablanca^=> We still owe them an Ayaka MiST
[10:39] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> CRAP you guys never finished that?! From the time Michi and I were gone till NOW?!
[10:40] <// J_Daito //> We were waiting for YOU, Ten;'ou
[10:40] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Aww DAMMIT
[10:40] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I thought I'd escaped outta that s[BLEEP]t!
[10:40] <@spiritflame> there is no escape
[10:41] <// J_Daito //> Hmm according to Genvid Miyuu has ANOTHER DVD coming out
[10:41] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> She's like f[BLEEP]king Merlin I tell you. The older she gets, the more pedo she looks
[10:41] <@S.X. Aino> That's kinda uncharitable...
[10:43] <// J_Daito //> load that, click on the left image and say that to her again --> https://www.cdjapan.co.jp/detailview.html?KEY=APS-50
[10:44] <@S.X. Aino> Good griefs, it's true ><
[10:45] <GERMATOID> TRANSFORMERS IDORU: AUTOBOTS VS. LOLICONS
[10:45] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> LMFAO
[10:49] <// J_Daito //> Still so bored
[10:49] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Confucious say "IRC is just multiplayer notepad."
[10:53] *** =^catablanca^= [arty@ip6943.ai.co.jp] has quit IRC
[10:53] *** @S.X. Aino [user-999who@TARDIS6787.panopticon7.gallifrey.sen] has quit IRC
[10:53] *** FireFly_9 [ruin@ntt1.docomo.jp] has quit IRC
[10:53] *** // J_Daito // [Jed@dialup666.darkkingdom.co.jp] has quit IRC
[10:53] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ?
[10:54] <@spiritflame> netsplit detected suburbansenshi.kasterborus.net from: irc.suburbansenshi.kasterborus.net
[10:54] <GERMATOID> THANKS FOR TELLING US THAT AFTER THE FACT
[10:55] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> isn't that like getting hit by a car then having someone say "dude there's a car coming"
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