#784: “Announcements and Sundry”

*** Now talking in #suburbansenshi
Topic is -= Bookkeeping ahoy =-

[23:20] <GERMATOID> I THINK WE SHOULD SEND A PROBE DEEP INSIDE URANUS. I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW MORE ABOUT HOW THE CORE COMPOSITION AND TECTONIC MOVEMENTS OF URANUS CONTRIBUTE TO THE UNUSUAL ALIGNMENT OF THE PLANET'S MAGNETIC FIELDS.
[23:20] <FireFly_9> Are you looking at pornographic doujinshi of Haruka-poppa again, Papa?
[11:58] <GERMATOID> HEH
[11:59] <GERMATOID> WHAT KIND OF MAN DO YOU THINK I AM
[11:59] <FireFly_9> The kind who would read pornographic doujinshi about Haruka-poppa.
[11:59] <GERMATOID> NOPE
[12:00] <GERMATOID> I'M JUST PREPARING A PORTABLE STOMACH CAM FOR HER TO SWALLOW WHEN SHE GETS BACK FROM HER ENGAGEMENT DRIVE ACROSS JAPAN
[12:00] <FireFly_9> Why.
[12:00] *** Dr_Xadium [user-19fasjd.TARDIS14356.panopticon.gallifrey.sen] has joined #suburbansenshi
[12:00] *** spiritflame sets mode +o Dr_Xadium

[12:00] <@spiritflame> Irasshai @Dr_Xadium
[12:01] <GERMATOID> WHEN SHE SWALLOWS IT AND PASSES IT OUT IT WILL BECOME AN UPSKIRT CAM WITH A LIVE INTERNET FEED I CAN SELL ACCESS TO IN ORDER TO FUND MY LAB
[12:01] * @Dr_Xadium does not want to know what he's walked into
[12:01] <FireFly_9> How goes the training, Xadium-san?
[12:02] <@Dr_Xadium> "Pai-rei.bot" is a cruel and harsh taskmaster. However my combat skills have improved to the point where she now calls me a "human" instead of a "dog". I personally consider this more of an affront, but, meh.
[12:02] * FireFly_9 just looks at you.
[12:03] <@Dr_Xadium> ....sorry.
[12:04] <@Dr_Xadium> At any rate, some announcements. For one thing, our server is paid off for the rest of the year, thanks to the kindness of our donators and those who have bought CG items from me.
[12:05] <@Dr_Xadium> Thus I've removed the front page paypal link, since I'm not going to ask for donations when I don't need them. Hopefully I'll be employed by the time the next billing cycle rolls round.
[12:05] <GERMATOID> I'M MAKING AN ABOMINATION IN THE LAB!
[12:05] <@Dr_Xadium> ok
[12:05] <@Dr_Xadium> Also, The winner of the Episode 20 contest has been decided.
[12:06] <GERMATOID> I FIND YOUR LACK OF BOWEL-RELEASING TERROR TO BE DISTURBING
[12:07] <@Dr_Xadium> The winner is Yaijinden. His episode 20 submission has been grafted on as "part 2" of my episode 20 and is now to be considered part of the canon.
[12:09] <@Dr_Xadium> I chose Yaijinden's entry for several reasons - It meshes extremely well with the extant canon (even if Serenity is written a bit smarter than I normally would), the style of the comedy meshes well with mine, and it just seems to flow properly, if that makes any sense
[12:09] <FireFly_9> Serenity, like Chibiusa, *is* intelligent.... when she wants to be. Which, unfortunately for the both of them, is rare.
[12:10] <// J_Daito //> You mean unfortunately for *us*, Tomoe.
[12:10] *** .`~SugaBB_2999~`. [cndygrrl@gigaport.capitalnet.ct] has joined #suburbansenshi
[12:10] <@spiritflame> Irasshai .`~SugaBB_2999~`.
[12:10] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> hay bichez
[12:10] <// J_Daito //> Speak of the mutant, and it shall arrive
[12:10] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> fak u
[12:10] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> mi tossaz zedum a DVd
[12:11] <@Dr_Xadium> What?
[12:11] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> dis iz aykaka koansu's neu Dvd
[12:11] <@Dr_Xadium> Ayaka Komatsu? Gah! Another Idol DVD?!
[12:11] <@Dr_Xadium> I'm not going to review another one!
[12:12] <FireFly_9> Truly. The last one was disturbing.
[12:12] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> na uh -- mikakno sed si wented 2 revue tit 4 revange
[12:12] <@Dr_Xadium> Minako-chan says lots of things.
[12:13] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> d00d its 2 dayz 2 wite dey, wat did u mak har?
[12:13] <@Dr_Xadium> BLAST!
[12:13] <GERMATOID> DID YOU FORGET TO MAKE HER A WHITE DAY PRESENT?
[12:14] <FireFly_9> And now, the marriage is official, because the spouses have begun to take each other for granted, forgetting key dates.
[12:14] <@Dr_Xadium> .................
[12:14] <@Dr_Xadium> I was in a *PIT* being trained by pai-rei.bot!
[12:14] <@spiritflame> FireFly_9: no fight is currently sanctioned
[12:15] * FireFly_9 goes for a spinkick on Xadium anyway!
[12:15] * @Dr_Xadium blocks her leg quickly but effectively
[12:15] <FireFly_9> Heh. You have improved. I heard that you used a 'ki' blast the other day.
[12:16] <@Dr_Xadium> It nearly killed me, since rei has not taught me qigong. I must be the first Time Lord to have ever learned to manipulate ki in that way.
[12:16] <@Dr_Xadium> But I can't talk, I have to get started on a white day present for Minako.... ><
[12:16] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> u battar revue dat DVd to mak har happi
[12:17] <// J_Daito //> Time Lord, when is the next Budokai match?
[12:17] <@Dr_Xadium> Setsuna vs. Motoki will have happened today or tomorrow, IIRC.
[12:17] <FireFly_9> I hope Setsuna-momma deals with that pervert.
[12:18] <@Dr_Xadium> Pervert? Oh, you mean the Turtle molestation. I think those rumours are vastly exaggerated.
[12:18] <FireFly_9> Yes... that's it.
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[12:19] <// J_Daito //> He still doesn't know that Motoki calls up Aino and the rest of you deep breathing and asking all of you to "talk" to him, does he?
[12:20] <FireFly_9> No. And sempai has it the worst because she sounds like Reika-san. If Xadium knew... ><
[12:20] <// J_Daito //> If he knew, he would anger. And anger leads to hate, and hate to... the DARK SIDE!
[12:20] *** // J_Daito // [Jed@dialup666.darkkingdom.co.jp] has quit IRC (yessssssssssss)
[12:20] <FireFly_9> What are you planning, Jedite?!
[12:21] <GERMATOID> SENSHIMON IS STILL BAKING... WHY SO LONG
[12:21] <FireFly_9> You have the lab's Monsterbake oven set to "toast".
[12:21] * GERMATOID SLAPS HIS FOREHEAD
[12:21] <FireFly_9> ........
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