#747: “Shirtless Keiko”

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[02:42] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> whoa they're gonna do an ECW reunion PPV this summer
[02:59] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ...
[02:59] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Where the f[BLEEP]k is everyone
[03:00] <@spiritflame> // J_Daito //: only OPs may change topic
[03:00] <// J_Daito //> hot ex-girlfriend! get to it!
[03:01] * @spiritflame changes topic to `What happened to Kitagawa's Shirt?`
[03:01] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Whoa don't tell me she Pulled an Ayaka
[03:01] <eset> akyaya?
[03:01] * eset is now known as .`~SugaBB_2999~`.
[03:02] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> facking irc handal
[03:02] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Where the hell were you people just now
[03:02] <// J_Daito //> We didn't feel like talking to just you: Runt, an Ayaka is going around semi-naked for no good reason.
[03:03] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> sew harackra wuz pullin an akaya when si can out of da toilat...
[03:03] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I always take off my shirt when I go to the toilet it makes me feel free
[03:03] <C'est_la_V> TMI Haruka-san
[03:04] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> No I mean, what the hell is this about shirtless Kitagawa? RWWAR
[03:04] * Mdm_Maestro is glad she's "Dating" Shingo!
[03:05] <// J_Daito //> You see, last year, for her birthday, the [THE HAPPY PLACE] people sent Kitagawa a bunch of presents, including one of their shirts.
[03:05] <C'est_la_V> You mean the shirts X-chan made that no one will buy.
[03:05] <@Dr_Xadium> Gah. Did you have to bring that up?
[03:06] <Mdm_Maestro> It's nothing compared to what any sane female brings up when she looks at that ridiculous excuse for a shirt.
[03:06] <@Dr_Xadium> I PUT MY HEART AND SOUL INTO THAT
[03:07] <Mdm_Maestro> Then you should demand a refund.
[03:07] <// J_Daito //> ANYWAY, We're wondering at what she's done with the shirt.
[03:07] <Mdm_Maestro> Since she obviously won't be wearing it.
[03:08] *** @Dr_Xadium [user-19fasjd.TARDIS14356.panopticon.gallifrey.sen] has quit IRC (I hate you guys sometimes, you know that?)
[03:12] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I think she fed it to Chisaki
[03:12] <FireFly_9> That joke is so old, Haruka-poppa... it's "Rika" now.
[03:12] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> She fed the damn thing to Rika then.
[03:14] <// J_Daito //> I think Kitagawa sold it to a second hand shop where they sell engrish shirts but no one knew what the hell a "[THE HAPPY PLACE]" was and so thought it was proper english and so they marked it down and as a consequence some beagle it wearing it.
[03:14] <FireFly_9> Perhaps she just packed it away somewhere and it's gathering dust?
[03:14] <GERMATOID> YOU'RE BORING DEAR
[03:15] <FireFly_9> So what happened, then?
[03:15] <GERMATOID> SHE PINS IT TO HER DARTBOARD AND ATTACKS IT WHENEVER SHE THINGS OF THOSE ANNOYING GAIJIN
[03:16] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> new facker see sio navar gat da sart bcuz da customz guy gat it an tot da chik on ti was sew hit da he tok it hom 2 b hiz new garlfend
[03:17] <C'est_la_V> I think she flushed it down the toilet after using it when she ran out of toilet paper.
[03:17] * C'est_la_V is making an in joke to the kitagawa site diaries
[03:18] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> LOL you should have malapropped that "Diarreahs"
[03:18] * =^catablanca^= hears X crying about that joke in the other room
[03:18] <Mdm_Maestro> She wouldn't wipe her ass with that shirt.
[03:18] <=^catablanca^=> you said "ass?!"
[03:19] <Mdm_Maestro> It is a word like any other.
[03:19] <Mdm_Maestro> I say she mounted it in a glass case as a warning to the next TEN GENERATIONS of starlets as to the annoying nature of overseas Otaku.
[03:20] <C'est_la_V> rei.bot-chan, you're modeled after her, what would you have done with the shirt??
[03:21] <@spiritflame> a [THE HAPPY PLACE] t-shirt
[03:22] <@spiritflame> the sacred flame calls for it
[03:22] <@spiritflame> now a fine kindling
[03:23] <FireFly_9> Isn't that sacrilege?




[03:26] <@spiritflame> that is sacrilege
[03:26] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> yummy
[03:26] * @spiritflame GLARES at haruka
[03:26] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Hey not my fault if you got it going on under that hakama!
[03:27] *** @spiritflame has kicked --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- from #suburbansenshi REASON: (you will never see)
[03:27] <Mdm_Maestro> Thank god for that.
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