Suburban Senshi IRC Chat #601: “Chill before the Storm - A chat in 3 Acts”
#601: “Chill before the Storm - A chat in 3 Acts”

*** Now talking in #suburbansenshi
*** Topic is '-= Earlier today at Kaioh House =-'
[16:55] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- stretches and yawns

[16:56] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Mm... summer's finally here...
[16:56] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- grabs a beer and gets ready to watch an NWA-TNA Pay-Per-View

[16:57] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> WTF
[16:57] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yo, is anybody from the basement online?
[16:57] <GERMATOID> YUP
[16:57] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> WTF's all that noise I'm hearin' down there?
[16:58] <GERMATOID> JEDITE'S ZAPPING SOME RATS WITH KI BLASTS
[16:58] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> The hell? We don't have rats
[16:58] <GERMATOID> HE BOUGHT SOME YESTERDAY AND RELEASED THEM IN THE LAB
[16:59] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Why?!
[16:59] <// J_Daito //> Because I'm bored, that's why...
[16:59] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Aren't you still trying to take over the world by dressing up in a Kerry Suit?
[16:59] <// J_Daito //> I have a youma handling that, I have a bad time "pressing the flesh"... I'd sooner suck the energy out of potential supporters rather than shake hands with them
[17:00] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Man you can't be shooting up the basement
[17:00] <// J_Daito //> Look, Ten'ou... we're...
[17:00] * // J_Daito // spits out the word

[17:01] <// J_Daito //> friends... right... we've stood back to back in battle, kicked all manner of demonic [BLEEP] and had fun adventures
[17:01] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yeah
[17:01] <// J_Daito //> But I am a Dark General, I lust for battle and conquest
[17:02] <GERMATOID> WHY NOT TRY GETTING A DATE INSTEAD
[17:02] <// J_Daito //> You can't tell me *you're* happy puttering around there in the lab instead of raining devastation upon the Earth
[17:02] * GERMATOID IS A GEEK

[17:03] <GERMATOID> ARE YOU JOKING
[17:03] <GERMATOID> I DID WHAT MASTER PHARAOH 90 WANTED BECAUSE I WANTED TO SAVE HOTARU-CHAN AND TO GET WITH THE WITCHES 5 AND KAOLI-KUN
[17:03] <GERMATOID> BUT NOW I'M FREE TO PURSUE ALL MY MAD DREAMS! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
[17:04] * // J_Daito // sighs

[17:04] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Man, you need to enjoy the benefits of peace
[17:05] <// J_Daito //> I've been a combatant for most of my life, Ten'ou... peace is *annoying* to me
[17:05] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Dude
[17:05] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> You're not evil anymore
[17:05] <// J_Daito //> THE HELL I'M NOT!
[17:06] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Ok Go kill Hotaru-chan right now
[17:06] <// J_Daito //> What
[17:06] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> You heard me, go whack her
[17:06] <// J_Daito //> This is some kind of test, right
[17:06] <GERMATOID> HARUKA-KUN...
[17:06] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- holds up her hand

[17:06] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Go on Jed, I won't stop you, and neither will Souichi... you've always wanted to revenge yourself on the Sailor Senshi, right?
[17:07] <// J_Daito //> Hmm let me go kill Aino, I owe her for putting me though the wall and lighting me on fire
[17:07] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I didn't say Neko-chan, I said *Hotaru-chan*
[17:08] <// J_Daito //> What you think I can't do it?
[17:08] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Go on
[17:08] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- points to the door

[17:08] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> She'll be going out for an afternoon walk right about now, you should be able to get the drop on her real easy
[17:09] <// J_Daito //> Fine, she's dead meat
[17:09] * // J_Daito // is away: killing time

[17:09] <GERMATOID> HARUKA-KUN, IF ANYTHING HAPPENS TO HOTARU-CHAN...
[17:09] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- holds up her hand again

[17:10] <// J_Daito //> f[BLEEP]k
[17:10] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> See
[17:10] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> She's your friend... you can't kill her
[17:10] <// J_Daito //> Oh by Metallia, I've turned into *Nephlite*... will I be sucking up Chocolate Parfait next? OH WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH ME
[17:11] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> No man it's ok...
[17:11] <// J_Daito //> How the HELL is it OK?! I DEFINE MY LIVE through the application of VIOLENCE
[17:11] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> If you saw Elios walking down the street, would you kill it?
[17:12] <// J_Daito //> yup
[17:12] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> If Chibiusa pissed you off enough, would you kill her
[17:12] <// J_Daito //> Hell yes
[17:12] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> If I got in your face would you try to kick my ass
[17:12] <// J_Daito //> "Try?"
[17:12] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> See? You may have become not totally *evil* anymore, but you are still a badass mofo with serious anger management issues
[17:13] <// J_Daito //> I'm actually quite calculated, thank you
[17:14] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Well, hmm.. you're bored right... why not hit on rei.bot some more?
[17:14] <// J_Daito //> Screw that, I'm tired of all this lovey-dovey nonsense... I want to get back to what I do best
[17:15] <GERMATOID> DRESSING UP IN DISGUISES AND LETTING THE SENSHI BEAT ON YOU?
[17:15] <// J_Daito //> Oh BIG Talk Mr. "Let me just launch another diamon seed into the air at random and cackle for no good reason while accomplishing ABSOLUTELY nothing"
[17:15] * GERMATOID GLARES AT JEDITE

[17:16] * // J_Daito // glares at Tomoe

[17:16] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Now now, children, let's play nice
[17:16] <GERMATOID> HARUKA-KUN...
[17:16] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> yeah?
[17:16] <GERMATOID> DON'T BE CONDESCENDING TO YOUR SENSEI
[17:17] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> lmao
[17:17] * GERMATOID is away: GOING UPSTAIRS TO HIT HARUKA-KUN WITH A GIANT LEADEN CLUESTICK

[17:17] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> oh crap
[17:17] * .'~SugaBB_2999~'. sies

[17:18] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> mm helioz dat was sum god sit
[17:18] <H3LLI05> You know chibi-babe I been thinkin' / an' my rep is seriously stinkin'
[17:18] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> datz cuz UR alwayz hiting on every1 and bein a payne in da az
[17:19] <H3LLI05> but I'm a rude, crude gangsta thug dude
[17:19] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> i kno datz y ur so hit
[17:19] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> bat wi dnt gat ane respack arund hear
[17:20] <H3LLI05> they just be jealous dat we got a whole season
[17:20] * .'~SugaBB_2999~'. froens

[17:20] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> im tiared of poepel sitting on oar relashunshit... i wnt uz 2 B abel to lave in pace
[17:21] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> oowowowowowowow that HURTS ok I give up Prof!!
[17:21] <GERMATOID> MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
[17:22] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Sike!
[17:22] <GERMATOID> AHH THAT SPACE SWORD IS REALLY SHARP!
[17:22] *** Mdm_Maestro [SeaGoddess@art1.perfectco.co.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi

[17:22] <spiritflame> Irasshai Mdm_Maestro
[17:22] <Mdm_Maestro> Hello, everyone...
[17:22] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> hey OW!!
[17:22] <GERMATOID> HAHAHAA YOU GET DISTRACTED TOO EASILY
[17:22] * Mdm_Maestro sighs

[17:23] <Mdm_Maestro> It's summer and the heat has come
[17:23] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> yeah, really
[17:23] <Mdm_Maestro> And what have we accomplished in the last year, anyway
[17:23] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Err, I chased you all over Europe, Jedite messed up Prof's cloning experiments, Elios tried to turn quasi good and Chibi still hasn' learned how to spell right
[17:24] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> fak u bich mai spaling is prefect
[17:24] <Mdm_Maestro> -sigh-
[17:24] <Mdm_Maestro> I miss Hotaru-chan...
[17:25] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Oh?
[17:25] <Mdm_Maestro> My happiest memories were of you, me, Setsuna, and Hotaru-chan living together as a family...
[17:25] <Mdm_Maestro> the way she would mock my cooking, paint over my paintings, accuse me of being an amoral murderess...
[17:26] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> heh those were fun times
[17:26] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> wat da fick am , chipped laver?
[17:26] <Mdm_Maestro> No offense, Chibi-chan, but you're not the same...
[17:26] <Mdm_Maestro> Hotaru-chan's your best friend, don't you miss her at all?
[17:27] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> yah sumtimes it was alweyz fun to pass her off when id tlak abut pegasas
[17:27] <H3LLI05> heh I too miss that lass / i miss gazing at that saturnian as[BLEEP]
[17:28] * .'~SugaBB_2999~'. smax pegasas

[17:28] <H3LLI05> sorry babe, you're da only one for me
[17:28] <Mdm_Maestro> I just...
[17:28] <Mdm_Maestro> it's summer, and we should be doing things together as a family...
[17:29] <// J_Daito //> Kaioh, we're sort of a dysfunctional family right here... Ten;ou's the "Dad" You're the "Mom", Souichi is like the crazy uncle, I'm the angry brother-in-law, and Elioz is the rebel teen
[17:30] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> and wat da fick am i bich
[17:30] <// J_Daito //> The red-headed stepchild
[17:30] * .'~SugaBB_2999~'. launchaz a pank suger hart attak

[17:31] * // J_Daito // easily deflects it sideways with his arm

[17:31] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- takes it in the face

[17:31] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> whops sori harackra
[17:31] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> dammit the way you type my name makes it sound like someone's coughing to death
[17:32] <GERMATOID> "HARACKRA" MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
[17:32] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> hshshshshshshshs
[17:32] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> hay pplz Y dnt wi dew sumting fan dis sumar as a grope
[17:33] <H3LLI05> Summertime gropes are always fun my Chibi anti-nun
[17:33] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> fackit dats not wat i meen
[17:33] <Mdm_Maestro> A fun group activity, eh?
[17:33] <// J_Daito //> You can follow what the runt says?
[17:34] <Mdm_Maestro> Easily... she types like Haruka does when she's drunk
[17:34] <// J_Daito //> This is true...
[17:34] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> LOL I'm not THAT bad
[17:34] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Hmm... I wonder what we could do...
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*** Now talking in #suburbansenshi
*** Topic is '-= Earlier today at Aino^H^H^H^HTomoe House =-'
[17:37] <=^catablanca^=> Hotaru, your room is really dusty...
[17:37] <FireFly_9> It's the old books, they tend to decay...
[17:37] * =^catablanca^= sneezes

[17:37] * FireFly_9 giggles

[17:38] <=^catablanca^=> What?
[17:38] <FireFly_9> Sorry, that's just *cute*...
[17:38] <=^catablanca^=> What, the sneeze?
[17:38] <FireFly_9> yes! :
[17:38] * FireFly_9 pets Artemis

[17:38] <=^catablanca^=> Y'know, a long time ago when Mina and I were fighting this Mosquito-creature, I daydreamed about being taken care of by her friend Hikaru... she was gentle and quiet, not like the rambunctious Mina...
[17:39] <FireFly_9> really?
[17:39] * FireFly_9 lights up a mosquito candle

[17:40] <=^catablanca^=> It was kinda like this... so calm, so peaceful...
[17:41] <=^catablanca^=> So how's rei-bot settling in?
[17:41] <FireFly_9> I used to think I was a quiet, introverted person... but she makes me seem like a social butterfly.
[17:41] <=^catablanca^=> I haven't seen her leave her room since we moved the last of Mina's stuff out...
[17:42] <FireFly_9> It's very spartan in there now. She has no furniture except for a tea set, a small divider, a futon for sleeping, one low table and a small shrine where she cultivates a sacred flame...
[17:43] <FireFly_9> Minako's room, which had seemed so small and cramped, now seems large and spacious.
[17:43] <spiritflame> a simple decor
[17:43] <spiritflame> i prefer simplicity
[17:44] <spiritflame> the zen of design
[17:56] <FireFly_9> :)
[17:56] * =^catablanca^= stretches

[17:56] <=^catablanca^=> It's so... lazy and nice...
[17:56] <FireFly_9> Indeed... the long summer heat is upon us... these days are made for tranquil relaxation...
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*** Now talking in #suburbansenshi
*** Topic is '-= earlier today at the TARDIS =-'
[17:58] <Dr_Xadium> Look out for that stuffed animal!
[17:59] <Cést_la_V> Eeek!!
[17:59] * Dr_Xadium is buried in a pile of plushies

[17:59] <Dr_Xadium> I *told* you it would be a bad idea to try and stack them all on top of the arcade machines... the laws of physics bow to no Senshi...
[17:59] <Cést_la_V> Gomen heheheh
[17:59] * Cést_la_V leans back on the pile

[18:00] <Cést_la_V> spring is over...
[18:00] <Dr_Xadium> That it is...
[18:00] * Cést_la_V turns around

[18:00] <Cést_la_V> Ne...
[18:00] <Dr_Xadium> hmm...?
[18:01] <Cést_la_V> why do you put up with it
[18:01] <Dr_Xadium> with what
[18:01] <Cést_la_V> i know i've been nothing but trouble since i moved in... i broke a lot of your stuff and then there were those fires... and the explosions...
[18:01] <Dr_Xadium> tut. you were just trying to be helpful...
[18:02] <Cést_la_V> moh... what if they're right and I am just being a hyper-genki leech...
[18:02] <Dr_Xadium> ahh, that's nonsense... why all these thoughts all of a sudden...?
[18:03] * Dr_Xadium sits up a little

[18:03] <Cést_la_V> because... artemis chose to go with Hotaru-chan... he's *never* left my side before...
[18:03] * Cést_la_V sniffles

[18:03] <Cést_la_V> he's my best friend...
[18:03] * Dr_Xadium hugs Mina

[18:03] <Dr_Xadium> i'm sure it'll all work out...
[18:03] <Cést_la_V> hmmm...
[18:04] <Cést_la_V> you know artemis has a lot of pride too... he *hates* it if you call him a klutz...
[18:04] <Dr_Xadium> heh... i seem to recall a certain *someone* else also having this particular character trait....
[18:05] * Cést_la_V bats x-chan on the head with a domo-kun

[18:05] <Cést_la_V> but he's really trustworthy and loyal and fun... i never thought of him as a "pet" y'know...
[18:06] <Cést_la_V> he's like a brother to me...
[18:06] * Dr_Xadium nods

[18:06] <Dr_Xadium> at any rate... i'm sure once we talk this all though, it will work out...
[18:06] <Cést_la_V> hai
[18:08] <Cést_la_V> x-chan... i don't want to be as unreliable as Hotaru-chan says I am...
[18:08] <Dr_Xadium> ugh... i don't think she really means that, she just wants you to be a bit less lazy...
[18:08] <Cést_la_V> heh... so why do you put up with it, then...
[18:08] <Dr_Xadium> i don't "put up" with anything... get this straight... life with minako-chan is *never* boring... if you weren't as genki and cheerful as you are, I wouldn't like you as much... a little laziness is a fair trade, I think...
[18:08] <Cést_la_V> mmm... summertime... long stretches of sand...
[18:09] <Dr_Xadium> fresh watermelons... waves crashing on the beach...
[18:10] <Cést_la_V> the pounding surf...
[18:41] * Cést_la_V helps X-chan out of the pile

[18:41] * Cést_la_V stretches

[18:41] <Cést_la_V> This TARDIS is nice and everything, but we should go! The sun is shining, the birds are singing, it's summertime!!
[18:41] <Dr_Xadium> Eh?
[18:41] <Cést_la_V> It's summer!! We shouldn't be wasting our precious youth inside some soda machine!!
[18:42] <Dr_Xadium> The TARDIS only superficially resembles a vending machine, you know-- theoretically it can assume any form. The chamelionic disguise system was stolen... I was trying to fix it last night as you might recall... until someone asked me to redesign her living space...
[18:42] * Cést_la_V chuckles

[18:45] <Dr_Xadium> What's that noise?
[18:45] <Cést_la_V> Someone's knocking?
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*** Now talking in #suburbansenshi
*** Topic is '-= current state of affairs =-'
[18:45] * Dr_Xadium opens the TARDIS door

[18:46] <Cést_la_V> Everyone's in the kitchen?
[18:46] <=^catablanca^=> Hey guys... the air conditioner in the TARDIS fail or something?
[18:46] <Dr_Xadium> No...? What's up, Artemis?
[18:46] * FireFly_9 holds up a piece of paper

[18:46] <Cést_la_V> What's this, Hotaru-chan?
[18:47] <spiritflame> letter of challenge
[18:47] <Cést_la_V> "challenge letter?"
[18:49] * FireFly_9 reads

[18:49] <FireFly_9> "To commemorate the beginning of summer, the members of House Kaioh do hereby extend a challenge to the members of House Tomoe, to determine once and for all who is most worthy of running their own affairs..."
[18:50] <Dr_Xadium> I don't understand...
[18:50] <FireFly_9> They're challenging us to a high-school style summer athletic fair consisting of a series of yet-to-be named events...
[18:51] <=^catablanca^=> Didn't I see this on Azumanga Daioh one time?
[18:51] <Dr_Xadium> Several times
[18:52] <FireFly_9> Their team versus our team... the winning team gets...
[18:52] <Cést_la_V> Gets what, Hotaru-chan?
[18:52] <FireFly_9> Me.
[18:53] <=^catablanca^=> Didn't we have this fight once before?
[18:53] <FireFly_9> Yes, but that was for this house... this time... we're *all* going to compete against one another... and if we lose, I have to live with Haruka-poppa and Michiru-momma...
[18:54] <FireFly_9> And you guys would get Elios.
[18:55] <=^catablanca^=> god
[18:56] <Cést_la_V> YAY!!
[18:57] <FireFly_9> Minako-sempai?!
[18:57] <Dr_Xadium> Mina?
[18:57] * Cést_la_V narrows her eyes

[18:58] <Cést_la_V> We will DESTROY them in the spirit of summer fun and physical culture!!
[18:58] <FireFly_9> ...
[18:58] <Cést_la_V> I'm great at athletics, rei.bot-chan has SUPER strength and endurance, and
[18:59] <FireFly_9> And I'm relatively frail, our other teammate is a *cat*... no offence, Artemis...
[19:00] <=^catablanca^=> s'arite
[19:00] <Dr_Xadium> Not to mention they outnumber us.
[19:02] <Cést_la_V> That just means it will be an *interesting* summer!!
[19:03] <=^catablanca^=> You know what they say about "interesting" times...
[19:03] *** --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- [THaruka@FXL.blaze.co.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi

[19:03] <spiritflame> Irasshai --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--
[19:03] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> So, I see you punks got our letter
[19:03] <FireFly_9> Is this all really necessary?
[19:03] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Heh, whassamatter, you not up for some good ol' fashioned fun and games?
[19:04] <FireFly_9> You know, if I lose, you get me... if I win, what do I get?
[19:04] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Hmm... Chibi-chan?
[19:05] <FireFly_9> Try again.
[19:05] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Oh ahahaha I know
[19:05] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Ok you can have Jed
[19:05] <FireFly_9> !
[19:05] * Cést_la_V giggles

[19:05] <FireFly_9> No.
[19:05] <FireFly_9> If I win, Haruka-poppa... I get *you*.
[19:06] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ...
[19:06] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> uhh
[19:06] <FireFly_9> Those are my terms, take them or leave them.
[19:06] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ...
[19:06] <FireFly_9> You have 30 seconds.
[19:06] <=^catablanca^=> Hotaru is being really strict today...
[19:06] <spiritflame> eyes glow with purpose
[19:07] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Fine, dammit, I'll put my money where my mouth is
[19:07] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- points to herself

[19:07] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Cuz like the part message says, I'm faster than lightspeed, baby
[19:08] *** --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- [THaruka@FXL.blaze.co.jp] has left #suburbansenshi (Faster than Light Speed)

[19:08] <=^catablanca^=> Hotaru...
[19:08] <FireFly_9> heh
[19:08] <=^catablanca^=> You do realize that you've probably just made Haruka desperate...
[19:08] * FireFly_9 falters slightly

[19:09] <FireFly_9> And nothing is more dangerous than a desperate Haruka-poppa...
[19:09] * Cést_la_V puts her hand on Hotaru-chan's shoulder

[19:09] <Cést_la_V> Don't worry chief, we'll stab your back!!
[19:10] <FireFly_9> "get my back?"
[19:10] <=^catablanca^=> That *was* a malaprop, right?
[19:10] <Cést_la_V> Hai...
[19:11] *** .'~SugaBB_2999~'. [cndygrrl@gigaport.capitalnet.ct] has joined #suburbansenshi

[19:11] <spiritflame> Irasshai .'~SugaBB_2999~'.
[19:11] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> well gave u da lits of evants in a few daze
[19:11] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> hshshs u biches are sew ded
[19:11] *** .'~SugaBB_2999~'. [cndygrrl@gigaport.capitalnet.ct] has left #suburbansenshi (scoo U guyz im gong hm!!)

[19:12] <FireFly_9> ...
[19:12] <FireFly_9> They have the fastest Sailor Senshi, a magical boy who can turn into a flying horse, a Dark General, a Mad Scientist, the holder of the future Ginzushou, and Michiru-momma... not only are we outnumbered, we're overpowered...
[19:13] <spiritflame> where strength fails cunning prevails
[19:14] <FireFly_9> I hope you're right...
[19:14] <FireFly_9> I truly hope you're right...
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