#574: “Log Dump 5 - 30 - 04”

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*** Topic is '-= LOL rei.bot dumped a log =-'
[13:36] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> You know what sucks about trips?
[13:37] <// J_Daito //> what
[13:37] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> not being able to get proper internet access
[13:37] <// J_Daito //> Where the hell are you
[13:37] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> At an undisclosed location tracking Michiru
[13:38] <GERMATOID> SO YOU SEE THE WEB INTERFACE IS USEFUL AFTER ALL! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!
[13:39] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yeah, I suppose, but it's still not as convenient as having proper access
[13:39] <FireFly_9> Haruka-poppa, why are you stalking Michiru-momma?
[13:40] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Because she's going "on tour" and I want to make sure she's not going "on tour" with anyone in particular
[13:40] <FireFly_9> You are extremely suspicious and untrusting, you know.
[13:40] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> You're only considered paranoid until the men lurking in the shadows actually do decide to come after your ass
[13:42] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> man how come MSN doesn't have a cool web based remote interface
[13:42] <=^catablanca^=> AIM does
[13:42] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> AIM can kiss it
[13:42] <=^catablanca^=> You are grumpy today, I see
[13:42] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> :P
[13:43] <Cést_la_V> So how goes the hunt for Michiru-san?
[13:43] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Oh, I've got her in my sights
[13:44] <FireFly_9> Some days I fear that you mean that literally.
[13:44] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I'd never hurt Michiru... if I was gonna shoot her it would be with a paintball
[13:44] <Cést_la_V> Those things hurt!!
[13:45] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yeah well the apint soiling her 10,000 dollar dress would hurt her even more
[13:45] <Cést_la_V> I wish I had a 10,000 dress... ::sigh::
[13:45] <=^catablanca^=> Oh come on Mina, you'd just get it messed up in no time
[13:46] <Cést_la_V> Eh?? YOU'RE the one who's always clawing at my clothes!!
[13:46] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> That sounded so wrong
[13:46] <=^catablanca^=> ...
[13:47] <=^catablanca^=> I'm a CAT, I need claws to help me from losing my grip!
[13:47] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Your grip on *what*, exactly?
[13:47] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- raises an eyebrow
[13:48] <=^catablanca^=> Don't you have something better to do than remotely insult me from some obscure location in a far-off land?
[13:48] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> no
[13:48] <// J_Daito //> LMAO
[13:48] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> hehehe
[13:48] <=^catablanca^=> It isn't funny
[13:52] <GERMATOID> HMM A LOT OF THE WEB BASED MSN MESSENGER INTERFACES ARE JUST METHODS OF HARVESTING USERNAMES AND PASSWORDS
[13:52] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> you have a sick mind prof
[13:53] <GERMATOID> HEY IT WASN'T MY IDEA!
[13:53] <GERMATOID> ALTHOUGH I KINDA WISH IT WAS
[13:53] <FireFly_9> Oh Papa, tyou can come up with better :)
[13:53] <GERMATOID> MUAHAHAHAHAHA!
[14:01] <Cést_la_V> It seems like a lot of the people around here are on trips
[14:01] <=^catablanca^=> Some of the [THE HAPPY PLACE] ppl are @ E3
[14:02] <Cést_la_V> X-chan is off somewhere
[14:02] <// J_Daito //> and Ten'ou is is stalking Kaioh in Europe
[14:02] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I AM NOT STALKING
[14:02] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I'm just worried about her safety is all
[14:03] <FireFly_9> Her "safety"?
[14:03] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> damn straight
[14:03] <// J_Daito //> Why because if you find out she's cheating on you, her "safety" becomes less than guaranteed?
[14:04] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ...
[14:04] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I told you alreayd I would never hurt Michiru... but I would lay a guilt trip on her to end all guilt trips
[14:04] <FireFly_9> The psychological give and take betwene the two of you is obscene.
[14:05] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> That's what love's all about kiddo
[14:05] <// J_Daito //> Better not call her "kiddo"... with her grudge against you she might become tempted to go all "Bride" on you
[14:05] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> hah
[14:06] <FireFly_9> What an interesting idea
[14:06] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ...
[14:06] <// J_Daito //> I wonder how that fight would turn out
[14:06] <spiritflame> the glaive cries for blood
[14:07] <spiritflame> quick slashing a severed head
[14:07] <spiritflame> haruka no more
[14:07] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> hmm
[14:07] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ehem
[14:07] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I have no idea what you mean
[14:08] <spiritflame> your defeat legend
[14:08] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ... man I could take her
[14:08] <spiritflame> this is not doujin
[14:08] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> THAT'S BOT WHAT I MEANT AND YOU KNOW IT
[14:09] <spiritflame> only in fanfic
[14:09] <spiritflame> could you be victorious
[14:10] <spiritflame> you know this is true
[14:10] <=^catablanca^=> LOL harsh
[14:10] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> shaddup you furry freak
[14:10] <=^catablanca^=> huh?
[14:11] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> running around ina fur suit all day like some damn anthropomorphized animal
[14:11] <=^catablanca^=> err, I *am* a cat
[14:11] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> you just keep telling yourself that... the whole damn planet Mau is just a colony of cosplayers gone nuts
[14:11] <=^catablanca^=> That's pretty stupid, Haruka
[14:12] <spiritflame> she is true to form
[14:12] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> oh STFU you stone cold cyber miko
[14:12] *** spiritflame has kicked --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- from #suburbansenshi (REASON: stone cold cyber miko OP)
[14:12] *** --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- [THaruka@FXL.blaze.co.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi
[14:12] spiritflame> Irasshai --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--
[14:12] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> :P
[14:13] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> bah rei beot has no sense of humour
[14:15] <spiritflame> knock knock who is there
[14:15] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> lettuce / lettuce who
[14:15] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> lettuce in its cold outside
[14:16] *** spiritflame has kicked --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- from #suburbansenshi (REASON: do not mock rei.bot)
[14:16] *** --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- [THaruka@FXL.blaze.co.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi
[14:16] spiritflame> Irasshai --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--
[14:17] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> wtf
[14:17] <Cést_la_V> ?
[14:18] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Michiru is hugging David Hasselhoff! S[BLEEP]T!
[14:18] <Cést_la_V> David Hasselhoff!! ♥♥
[14:18] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> WHAT THE hELL
[14:19] <FireFly_9> Umm... aren;t they supposed to be having a joint concert?
[14:19] <// J_Daito //> Who the Heck would do a joint with David Hasselhoff?
[14:19] <GERMATOID> I HEAR KITT LIKED THE GANJA! MUAHAHAHAHAHAAH!
[14:19] <// J_Daito //> ...
[14:20] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Man, that's no excuse! She's.. she's... she's SMILING at him and stuff!
[14:20] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- gets ready to go on stage
[14:20] <FireFly_9> Don't do anything rash, Haruka-poppa
[14:20] <FireFly_9> I don't want to hear about this on the evening news...
[14:21] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I WILL CRUSH THE HASSELHOFF
[14:21] <Cést_la_V> Now, now, don't "Hassle" the "hassel"hoff! Hee hee!!
[14:21] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> RAH!
[08:49] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- changes topic to `oldsk00l`
[08:50] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Y'know, lookin around the site, I realize something
[08:50] <// J_Daito //> What's that, Ten'ou
[08:51] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Well with PGSM fever everywhere, it's like we're one of the last ongoing oldschool sites around
[08:51] <FireFly_9> I'm sure there are others, Haruka-poppa.
[08:52] <Cést_la_V> Oh, is Haruka-san going to start her "Classic Sailormoon Only" thing again?
[08:52] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Why the hell not? Suburban Senshi is about the baddest *anime* senshi of them all
[08:53] <GERMATOID> ERR, REI.BOT IS BASED ON LIVE ACTION MARS
[08:53] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Well we can't all be perfect
[08:53] *** spiritflame has kicked --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- from #suburbansenshi (REASON: perfection is me)
[08:53] *** --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- [THaruka@FXL.blaze.co.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi
[08:53] spiritflame> Irasshai --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--
[08:54] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> you are one touchy OP
[08:55] <// J_Daito //> Yeah back in the day about the only kickable offense was mocking Aino there
[08:55] * Cést_la_V giggles
[08:55] <spiritflame> i do not play favorites
[08:56] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> man if this was still just my blog I would have gone anime only
[08:57] <// J_Daito //> We tried that once already, but you keep bringing up PGSM stuff
[08:57] <FireFly_9> Yes, what was it you said, "it was the 500 pound elephant in the corner", or something to that effect?
[08:58] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yeah, I mean it is kinda retarded to stick yer head in the sand about it, but I think I'd like it if we took a firmer stand for the ways of the old school.
[08:59] <GERMATOID> WE CAN'T MAKE ANY REAL CHANGES UNTIL XADIUM COMES BACK
[08:59] <Cést_la_V> Yeah well before he does anything he's going to have to read this book I got him
[09:00] <=^catablanca^=> Mina, I can't believe you brought that up
[09:00] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> What book?
[09:00] <Cést_la_V> It's very ancient knowledge!!
[09:01] <FireFly_9> Oh? What kind of ancient knowledge? I'm fascinated by ancient works of literature
[09:01] <Cést_la_V> kekekek it's the-- what, Artemis?
[09:02] <=^catablanca^=> I just remembered it's time for my flea dip
[09:02] <Cést_la_V> What but you don'thave dsasakhgjsd
[09:02] *** Cést_la_V [GldnGoddess@ip6942.ai.co.jp] has left #suburbansenshi (See me now, hear me later!!)
[09:02] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> wonder why Arty knocked her offline
[09:03] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Anyways, I wanna make some changes
[09:04] <spiritflame> change is a constant
[09:04] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> that's an oxymoron
[09:05] <// J_Daito //> no, an Oxymoron is when Ten'ou runs out drunk and naked in the street with Oxy pads stuck to her face for no good reason
[09:05] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I TOLD YOU that was a BET with Motoki, he bet I didn't have the guts to do it
[09:06] <FireFly_9> You should be barred from bars, you know that?
[09:06] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Oh very witty, did you think that up all by yourself
[09:07] <// J_Daito //> So where are you now, anyway, Ten;ou?
[09:08] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> coming at ya from an internet pub in Dublin, I've tracked Michiru here, she's supposed to be giving a "concert" in tandem with that Michael Flatley jerk
[09:08] <FireFly_9> Riverdance?
[09:08] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Riversance my butt, she's drawn to the willowy effeminate type
[09:09] <// J_Daito //> No she's not, what the hell are you talking about
[09:09] <FireFly_9> basically, in Haruka-poppa's mind, anyone she suspects Michiru-momma of being "romantically interested" in suddenly becomes her "type"
[09:10] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> BS
[09:10] <GERMATOID> NO I THINK SHE'S GOT YOU THERE, HARUKA-KUN
[09:10] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Prof, why don't you go back to making clones in beakers
[09:10] <GERMATOID> :P
[09:11] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- goes off to track Flatley
[09:11] *** --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- [THaruka@FXL.blaze.co.jp] has left #suburbansenshi (Faster than Light Speed)
[09:11] <FireFly_9> good grief, this could get embarassing
[09:12] <FireFly_9> .
[09:12] <// J_Daito //> I'm not going to shed many tears if Ten'ou rips Flatley a new one
[09:13] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> ror Y da fak R U complaning, UR jast az ghey az ham
[09:14] <// J_Daito //> THAT'S ZOICITE, or optionally KUNZITE, you radioactive turnip!
[09:15] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> no cuz I lok at U n i kno UR jast as ghey 2, UR jast ahshaemed 2 com ot of da kloset
[09:16] <// J_Daito //> I'll have you know I've had TONS of girlfriends!
[09:16] <GERMATOID> TONS OF GIRLFRIENDS...KILLED! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!
[09:16] <// J_Daito //> So? I'm an evil Dark General, what did you expect, flowers and candy?!
[09:17] <GERMATOID> I'M MORE EVIL THAN YOU! MUAHAHAHAHAH!
[09:17] <// J_Daito //> only in your sick demented dreams, Souichi!
[09:18] <GERMATOID> WHO'S CLONING BERYL JUST TO SEE IF THE RUMOURS ARE TRUE AND SHE'S "GOT BACK"? MUAHAHAHAHAA
[09:18] <// J_Daito //> That's NEVER going to come to fruition
[09:18] <GERMATOID> YOU CAN'T SABOTAGE ME FOREVER, YOU KNOW
[09:18] <// J_Daito //> We'll see old man, we'll see
[09:19] <GERMATOID> YOU'RE OLDER THAN ME!
[09:19] <// J_Daito //> But I wear it well
[09:19] <// J_Daito //> i wear it well
[11:52] * spiritflame changes topic to `very busy now`
[12:52] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Man I can't believe this, I come to Europe for a vacation and I end up doing tech support on someone's computer
[12:52] <FireFly_9> (¬_¬;)
[12:53] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> yeah outrageous eh
[12:54] <FireFly_9> Indeed; I find the notion of YOU providing any kind of tech support to be outrageous in the extreme.
[12:54] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Well you know me, I'm an extreme kinda gal
[12:55] <// J_Daito //> So Ten'ou, any luck with your stalking of Kaioh?
[12:55] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Dammit I'm not stalking her
[12:57] <GERMATOID> YOU'VE BEEN POSTING FROM VARIOUS INTERNET CAFES ALL OVER EUROPE, AND THEY HAPPEN TO COINCIDE WITH THE TOUR LOCATIONS OF MICHIRU-KUN'S CONCERTS
[12:57] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Hey I'm a Kaioh Michiru fan too you know
[12:58] <// J_Daito //> hah, in the same way our dissappeared Op Xadium is a "fan" of Aino Minako
[12:59] <GERMATOID> NO I THINK A CLOSER ANALOGY WOULD BE HOW ELIOS IS A "FAN" OF MY DAUGHTER
[13:00] <// J_Daito //> yeah i think you're right
[13:01] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> DAMMIT I'm NOT a crazed stalker mindlessly harassing the object of my desire!
[13:02] <FireFly_9> Isn't it true that you've sent death threats to David Hasselhoff, should he "make the moves" on Michiru-momma?
[13:03] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Man, you exaggerate everything... I just wrote him to say that if he got too close to Michiru he might find himself at the bottom of the Rhine wearing cement shoes
[13:04] <FireFly_9> And that's not a death threat?
[13:04] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I was warning him about HER
[13:05] <FireFly_9> Oh please
[13:05] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ...
[13:06] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Haven't you ever wondered WHERE Michiru's green comes from?
[13:06] <FireFly_9> Inheritance from her family, of course
[13:07] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> That;s right... her "family"
[13:08] <FireFly_9> Surely you're not implying that--
[13:09] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> That her father has nine fingers and never taught a single woodshop class in his life? That her mother has a tattoo on her back the size of denmark? Oh yes.
[13:09] <FireFly_9> ...
[13:11] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> "Daddy's little girl" was especially favoured and sent to all Western-type schools to give her the grace and polish needed to infiltrate the gaijin mafia
[13:11] <// J_Daito //> You're bulls[BLEEP]tting us, right Ten;'ou?
[13:12] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> HFIL no! Why do you think SHE was initally the more ruthless one willing to kill innocent people to fulfill her objectives? She was raised like that...
[13:14] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> But she DID have her limits... she felt that killing and assassination and such was too bloody and messy and icky, so she decided to become an art dilletante like the daughter of that Michael guy in the Godfather
[13:14] <FireFly_9> I can't believe any of this.
[13:15] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Man haven't you wondered why none of us ahve ever seen her parents?
[13:15] <// J_Daito //> Noneof us have ever seen any fo YOUR parents either, Ten'ou
[13:16] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> my parents suck
[13:16] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> f[BLEEP]ing hippies
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