#513: “Late Night Loony Linkdump”

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*** Topic is '-= The Truth is in here =-'
[21:17] <FireFly_9> The island dreams under the dawn
[21:17] <FireFly_9> And great boughs drop tranquillity;
[21:17] <FireFly_9> The peahens dance on a smooth lawn,
[21:17] <FireFly_9> A parrot sways upon a tree,
[21:17] <FireFly_9> Raging at his own image in the enamelled sea.
[21:17] <FireFly_9>
[21:17] <FireFly_9> Here we will moor our lonely ship
[21:17] <FireFly_9> And wander ever with woven hands,
[21:18] <FireFly_9> Murmuring softly lip to lip,
[21:18] <FireFly_9> Along the grass, along the sands,
[21:18] <FireFly_9> Murmuring how far away are the unquiet lands:
[21:18] <FireFly_9>
[21:18] <FireFly_9> How we alone of mortals are
[21:18] <FireFly_9> Hid under quiet boughs apart,
[21:18] <=^catablanca^=> Quoting Yeats again?
[21:18] <FireFly_9> Why not, it's not like anyone can get any sleep around here...
[21:19] <GERMATOID> WELL THAT'S WHY WE HAVE AN IRC CHANNEL, DEAR! MUAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!
[21:19] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> fack i sew luv da IRC
[21:19] <FireFly_9> Chibiusa-chan, perhaps I should take this opportunity to teach you about proper spelling
[21:20] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> lissen bich i dont ned any1 taling mi haw 2 spel ok gat dat in yer facking hed
[21:20] <// J_Daito //> You're right, we should just BEAT the knowlede into you
[21:21] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> fak u hating a kad
[21:21] <FireFly_9> You can't call yourself a "kid" one moment and a mature 903-year-old woman the next...
[21:22] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> u jest cnt facking hadnel da conceipt of mai beaing all matur
[21:22] <FireFly_9> Ugh, what part of calling yourself a "kid" is mature?
[21:22] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> at leest i kno wat da fick i am
[21:23] <FireFly_9> Are you implying something?
[21:23] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> fack u my sax lif is nun of ur bizness
[21:23] <FireFly_9> ...
[21:23] <FireFly_9> Nevermind.
[21:23] <// J_Daito //> Ain't that the truth
[21:23] <FireFly_9> Eh?
[21:23] <// J_Daito //> She never had a mind
[21:25] <FireFly_9> Heh
[21:25] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> aw shitup u san of a bich
[21:25] <// J_Daito //> You're thinking of "skidmark" Ten'ou, not me
[21:25] <FireFly_9> Ahh, the stimulating late-night conversations we have here in channel...
[21:26] <=^catablanca^=> -yawn-
[21:26] <GERMATOID> AWW C'MON, IT'S NOT THAT LATE! MUAHAHAHAHA!
[21:26] <FireFly_9> I am almost a raving insomniac by this point
[21:27] <GERMATOID> WHY?
[21:27] <FireFly_9> No matter whence I voyage, I cannot escape the cruel bounds of fate; thy mockery might change in aspect but not substance, in shape but not form...
[21:28] <=^catablanca^=> Oh yeah, well it's worse for CATS, if you think about it
[21:28] <FireFly_9> I suppose it would be...
[21:28] <=^catablanca^=> Of course I can just crawl off into an alley and hunt rats... I don't think you'd find that appealing
[21:29] <FireFly_9> Not particularly.
[21:29] <// J_Daito //> You sound down Tomoe... let's talk about the evil masonic influences at Denver Airport if that helps.
[21:31] <FireFly_9> No thank you, I don't really think there are masonic symbols there...
[21:33] <// J_Daito //> Hah! That's true. In reality, It's all about the lizard people
[21:36] <FireFly_9> FYI Jedite -> Lizard people.
[21:37] <// J_Daito //> You're just a storehouse of esoterica
[21:38] <FireFly_9> You... are aware that my hobby is eschatology, the paranormal and conspiracy theories, yes?
[21:39] <// J_Daito //> I thought that was some PR bull you spit out to cover your lack of a social life
[21:40] <FireFly_9> Keh.
[21:40] <FireFly_9> Believe me, as someone who now lives with someone who has a very active social life I can tell you it's more trouble than it's worth.
[21:41] <// J_Daito //> Sure it is.
[21:42] <FireFly_9> The breadth and depth of my knowledge would stun you.
[21:42] <// J_Daito //> Sure, you're like Kaioh, except instead of saying "I'm a Genius Artist" you say "I'm an eschatologist who dabbles in the obscure."
[21:43] <FireFly_9> ...
[21:43] <FireFly_9> Complete 911 Timeline complete with fact analysis - Problems with the anomalous hardware found at the pentagon - A history of nonconsensual medical experiments done on people by the government - The Alternative Three Mars Landing Hoax Documentary - Evidence of Ancient Atomic Warfare - Cryptome - Flamel online library of metaphysical texts - Feng Shui Q & A - Hopi Prophecies -Odd pictures - How to build a scrying mirror - The prophecies of Nostradamus - Various assorted prophecies - Runic script - The rare book written by coral castle builder Edward Leedskalnin - musings on a possible holographic nature of the universe - the ever useful memory hole - Zecharia Sitchin's homepage - List of US Underground bases - the old Art Bell show
[22:07] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> hloy sit horatru
[22:08] <// J_Daito //> bah she just googled that
[22:08] <FireFly_9> I most certainly did not! I pulled all of those out of my bookmarks!
[22:10] <// J_Daito //> Well aren't you little miss Mulder
[22:10] <FireFly_9> I did not say I believe all of it, or even most of it-- but I like to keep my mind open to all possibilities and potentialities.
[22:11] <GERMATOID> ALL YOU'VE DONE IS MADE SURE THIS CHANNEL IS NOW ON "THE MAN'S" RADAR! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
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[22:11] <FireFly_9> Well, I'm sure Echelon is having a fit right about now, 'tis true :)
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[22:12] *** spiritflame sets mode +o Dr_Xadium

[22:12] <FireFly_9> Well I shall get some rest, I shall return on the morrow...
[22:13] <// J_Daito //> Haha you're too WEAK to admit you're just a wannabe Encylopedia Brown of the Goth world!
[22:13] <FireFly_9> I am not 'goth', thank you very much.
[22:13] <Cést_la_V> ♫ What are we all talking about??
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[22:14] <Dr_Xadium> so... tired...
[22:14] <// J_Daito //> Tomoe was just showing me her collection of esoterica
[22:15] <Cést_la_V> ...!
[22:15] <Cést_la_V> I never knew Hotaru-chan was like that??!!
[22:15] <=^catablanca^=> "Esoterica", not "Erotica", Mina...
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[22:16] <Cést_la_V> Is there a difference??
[22:16] * Cést_la_V is ♫ uki uki ♫ haaappy!!

[22:19] <// J_Daito //> Okay, Tomoe the younger's shown us what's in her head... I'd ask the spore to do the same but I can do that right now
[22:19] * // J_Daito // points to the gap between her ears

[22:20] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> o I am sew gonna kak yur as
[22:22] <GERMATOID> I CAN SHOW YOU HOW TO GET A REAL DOCTOR OF DIVINITY DEGREE FOR A SHORT ESSAY AND 40 BUCKS!
[22:25] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> dat sit can't be legle
[22:25] <GERMATOID> BUT IT IS! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!
[22:26] <Cést_la_V> Ne, where is Xadium-chan's Doctorate from??
[22:26] <Dr_Xadium> The University of Gallifrey.
[22:29] <// J_Daito //> Hah you won't get credit for that anywhere around here
[22:29] <Dr_Xadium> Not my fault if humans are so provincial. I do have an "Accredited" Juris Doctor degree, but it's just a renamed Bachelor's. It's useless for titular purposes.
[22:31] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> I half an idaer
[22:31] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> lats all gif out a favrite lank
[22:31] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> 4 exampel, i lik dis plac
[22:33] <// J_Daito //> I'm blind
[22:34] <Cést_la_V> heehehehe
[22:34] <Dr_Xadium> arrgh
[22:34] <// J_Daito //> Hmm... well, I always find this sobering truth utterly uplifting when the world is chipper and bright and I can't take it any longer.
[22:36] <GERMATOID> I LIKE THIS PLACE! IT'S ONE OF THE FIRST SITES I EVER SURFED ON THE INTERNET! MUAHAHAHAHAH!
[22:38] <Cést_la_V> I like this site!! Giko Hanyaan is SOOO FUNNY!!!
[22:39] * Dr_Xadium looks at those

[22:39] <Dr_Xadium> Mina...
[22:39] <Cést_la_V> Nani?
[22:39] <Dr_Xadium> I've seen those guys somewhere before....
[22:39] <Cést_la_V> They're famous on 2chan, lots of people use them in stuff
[22:41] <GERMATOID> LIKE THIS NEAT FLASH MIX WE LINKED TO BEFORE
[22:42] <Dr_Xadium> <- watches the funky beat
[22:44] <Dr_Xadium> No no, I remember!
[22:44] <Dr_Xadium> https://www2.gyojya.jp:8000/Flash/monahata1.swf
[22:46] <Dr_Xadium> It gets good if you can sit past the typing
[22:46] * Cést_la_V thwacks Xadium on the head

[22:47] <Cést_la_V> You need to learn Japanese already! Moh!!
[22:48] <Dr_Xadium> Ow... well at leas the use of music is good
[22:48] <Dr_Xadium> There seems to be second part too. And a third...
[22:56] <Dr_Xadium> arrgh, this stuff's dragging now, too tired to see if there are more parts past 3...
[22:57] * Dr_Xadium passes out

[22:57] <Cést_la_V> Poor Xadium-chan is so worn out... but I'm HYPAA GENKI!! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
[22:58] <// J_Daito //> Hmph. if I'd harnessed all YOUR energy way back when the Dark Kingdom would have been revived already
[22:59] <Cést_la_V> You were dead by the time i showed up
[22:59] <// J_Daito //> Frozen! Merely FROZEN! Note that Beryl wisely chose to preserve her most valuable asset as opposed to having the others assassinated, executed, or sent on suicide missions!
[23:01] * Cést_la_V poses

[23:02] <Cést_la_V> Any mission against me would be suicide!!
[23:07] <// J_Daito //> Bah you'll be dead in a few months anyway
[23:08] <Cést_la_V> That's not me, it's my inferior doublegangster!!
[23:10] <// J_Daito //> sure, sure
[23:10] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> yo if u lik sinfeld dere is dis flash u clik it n pik "unafrom" and itz gat him tlaking wit da man of seele
[23:11] <// J_Daito //> Ikari Gendo?
[23:11] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> neo facktard
[23:12] <// J_Daito //> I hate flash, it always crashes my
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[23:13] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> ror mikakno itz jast u n mi noe
[23:14] <Cést_la_V> tsk
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[23:14] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> wal fak u 2 bich!!!1
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