Suburban Senshi: Mostly harmless.
#450: “Suburban Senshi-War in the Hallway”

*** Now talking in #suburbansenshi
*** Topic is '-= this was totally random, I swear, it could have gone either way =-' .
[20:45] <FireFly_9> ...
[20:45] <FireFly_9> Have I really become a b[BLEEP]h?
[20:46] <Cést_la_V> You're just having a delayed adolescence is all!! It's not your fault Haruka-san went insane!! Everyone has their rebellious stance!!
[20:46] <FireFly_9> "Stage"... But there's a hole in your house now...
[20:46] <=^catablanca^=> Uhh, Hotaru, I would be more worried about your car...
[20:47] <FireFly_9> What, you mean the green Ferarri I bought myself for Haruka's birthday?
[20:47] <=^catablanca^=> You may have noticed some very interesting facts...
[20:48] <FireFly_9> What?
[20:48] <=^catablanca^=> Well, last night, Haruka smashed her shiny yellow Ferarri into tinfoil and plexiglass drilling a hole into the side of this house
[20:48] <FireFly_9> yes?
[20:48] <=^catablanca^=> Yet even now, a somewhat matte-finished yellow Ferrari is speeding between your old house and the home repair store, as Haruka builds her new hallway connecting these two houses
[20:50] <FireFly_9> ...
[20:50] <=^catablanca^=> Further, all the yellow house paint in your old garage is missing, and so is your green Ferarri... or should I say "previously green Ferarri."
[20:51] <FireFly_9> She... SHE *stole* my car?!
[20:52] <Cést_la_V> And ruined the paint job
[20:53] <FireFly_9> And RUINED THE PAINT JOB?!
[20:53] <Cést_la_V> Don't worry, Hotaru-chan, I'll prevent Haruka-san from taking this house!!
[20:53] <GERMATOID> NOW NOW, AS MUCH AS I LIKE A GOOD CATFIGHT, I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU TWO HURT EACH OTHER! SO I'VE ADDED IN A RUDIMENTARY 'GAMES MASTER' FUNCTION INTO REI.BOT! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
[20:54] *** --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- [THaruka@FXL.blaze.co.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi

[20:55] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Let's do this sh[BLEEP]t
[20:55] * Cést_la_V transforms

[20:55] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- transforms

[20:56] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Heralded by the New Age, and dedicated to bringing home wayward charges, I am here: Sailor Uranus, appearing beautifully!
[20:58] <Cést_la_V> The Soldier of Love and Beauty, Sailor Venus! I shall punish those who don't know when to quit, and deliver Love's heavenly vengeance! In the name of Venus, I shall punish you!!
[21:02] <GERMATOID> NOW, NOW, REMEMBER, YOU HAVE TO FIGHT UNDER REI.BOT'S RULES!!
[21:02] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> But I want to throw down for real!
[21:03] <=^catablanca^=> You've already done enough damage!
[21:03] <- spiritflame -> game is started now
[21:03] <- spiritflame -> venus going first
[21:03] <Cést_la_V> VENUS, LOVE ME CHAIN!
[21:04] <- spiritflame -> damage done [1000] hp
[21:04] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- yawns

[21:04] <- spiritflame -> ...
[21:04] <- spiritflame -> you will react now / or kill you in game i will
[21:05] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-->
[21:05] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- goes flying into a wall

[21:05] <- spiritflame -> very good your turn fight
[21:06] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> WORLD SHAKING!
[21:06] <- spiritflame -> damage done [500] hp
[21:06] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> HEY!
[21:06] <- spiritflame -> my word is final say
[21:06] <- spiritflame -> argue, be punished
[21:07] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ...
[21:07] <Cést_la_V> hee hee!!
[21:07] <Cést_la_V> VENUS LOVE AND BEAUTY SHOCK!!
[21:07] <- spiritflame -> the battle rages / break for tasty coffee
[21:07] <Cést_la_V> eeehhh?
[21:07] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Do... we break for coffee, or what?
[21:08] <GERMATOID> FREE COFFEE FOR EVERYBODY! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
[21:08] <FireFly_9> So... the outcome of this conflict decides what, precisely?
[21:09] <GERMATOID> IF HARUKA WINS, SHE GETS TO MERGE THE HOUSES... IF SHE LOSES, SHE HAS TO MAKE FULL REPARATIONS
[21:09] <- spiritflame -> game is continued
[21:09] <- spiritflame -> tripping, you wound self
[21:09] <Cést_la_V> geh!
[21:09] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> HAHAAHAAHAH
[21:10] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> SPACE SWORD BLASTER!
[21:10] <- spiritflame -> damage done [500] hp
[21:11] <=^catablanca^=> So they're both down 1000 HP... but what are their stats?
[21:11] <- spiritflame -> VENUS: [9000/10000] URANUS: [14000 / 15000]
[21:12] <FireFly_9> This could take a while...
[21:12] <- spiritflame -> Venus tripped; Uranus' turn
[21:13] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- kicks Venus in the butt

[21:13] <- spiritflame -> your nose is broken
[21:13] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> mine or hers?!
[21:13] <- spiritflame -> yours
[21:13] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> how the [BLEEP] does kicking Venus in the ass break my nose?!
[21:14] <- spiritflame -> coding flaw / no matter my word is law
[21:14] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> She's not following the Haiku pattern
[21:15] <GERMATOID> IT'S TOO RIGID FOR GOOD GM MODE, SO SHE CAN BREAK OUT OF IT THEN
[21:15] <- spiritflame -> Venus' turn is now
[21:15] <Cést_la_V> CRESCENT BEAM!
[21:16] <- spiritflame -> helpless, stunned are you
[21:16] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> dammit!
[21:16] <Cést_la_V> CRESCENT BEAM!
[21:16] <- spiritflame -> damage done [1000] hp
[21:18] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- goes flying into some other damn thing

[21:19] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> SPACE SWORD BLASTER
[21:19] <- spiritflame -> tripping, you wound self
[21:19] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> AWW WAHT THE [BLEEP]
[21:19] <GERMATOID> I THINK I NEED TO TWEAK THE CODE A LITTLE! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
[21:20] * GERMATOID STARTS FIDDLING WITH HER BOOLEANS

[21:22] * Cést_la_V smacks Uranus

[21:22] <- spiritflame -> your attack missed
[21:22] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- punches Venus in the face

[21:23] <- spiritflame -> hunger grasps you now
[21:23] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- [BLEEP]ing takes some damn food

[21:23] * Cést_la_V hits Uranus with an uppercut

[21:24] <- spiritflame -> you cry out in pain
[21:24] <Cést_la_V> uhh... "your jaw is super hard!!"
[21:24] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- kinda kicks Venus while eating her sandwich

[21:29] <- spiritflame -> damage done [400] hp
[21:29] <- spiritflame -> VENUS: [8600/10000] URANUS: [14000 / 15000]
[21:30] * Cést_la_V pulls a ballet-fu move

[21:31] <- spiritflame -> your attack missed
[21:31] <// J_Daito //> LOL that crap only works in live action BS
[21:31] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- hits Venus with a shadow kick

[21:32] <- spiritflame -> damage done [400] hp; VENUS: [8200/10000] URANUS: [14000 / 15000]
[21:32] * Cést_la_V dropkicks Uranus in the stomach

[21:32] <- spiritflame -> damage done [1400] hp; VENUS: [8200/10000] URANUS: [12600 / 15000]
[21:33] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- throws CHIBIUSA at Venus

[21:34] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> hay wadafack
[21:34] <- spiritflame -> damage done [600] hp; VENUS: [7600/10000] URANUS: [12600 / 15000]
[21:35] <// J_Daito //> This is interminable
[21:35] * // J_Daito // hurls a sh[BLEEP]tload of ki at both their punkasses

[21:36] <- spiritflame -> damage done [4000] hp; ; VENUS: [3600/10000] URANUS: [8600 / 15000]
[21:37] <Cést_la_V> HEy no fair interrupting!!
[21:37] <// J_Daito //> I don't *do* fair play, V-babe
[21:38] * Cést_la_V throws Artemis at Uranus' face

[21:38] <=^catablanca^=> What the--!!
[21:38] <- spiritflame -> damage done [1000] hp; VENUS: [3600/10000] URANUS: [7600 / 15000]
[21:38] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- kicks the cat back at Venus

[21:39] <- spiritflame -> damage done [5000] hp; Venus is defeated
[21:39] <Cést_la_V> How the [BLEEP]!?!?! Did Artemis EXPLODE in my face or something!?
[21:40] <- spiritflame -> the game is over
[21:40] <- spiritflame -> random HP score
[21:40] <- spiritflame -> bad luck of the draw venus
[21:40] <- spiritflame -> gomen nasaiyo
[21:41] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> What?! You can't be biased towards her!
[21:41] *** - spiritflame - has kicked --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- from #suburbansenshi (REASON: a winner is you / be graceful in victory / kusotareyo )

[21:43] <Cést_la_V> So... So.... this means....
[21:43] <FireFly_9> This means... from now on... we're all one *big* happy family...
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