And now, from the annals of yet to be created crap, I present.... WrestleCrap Gimmick No. 2817
"Deke, The Evil IT Administrator" (Deke, see, it rhymes with "geek"!)
From: Silicon Valley
Height: 5'11"
Weight: 210 lbs, mostly fat from all the pizza and tacos.

Favorite saying: "Youre about to get TOSsed!"
Finishing move: Big Re-Boot
Characteristics: Wears thick-framed glasses, still has acne, lives in mother's basement.
Annoying habits: Owns a spammer-friendly ISP. Finds minute reasons to discontinue internet service of innocent fans, and breaks in said fans' houses to manually disconnect them from the internet.
Disgusting habit: Chatting with 17 year old girls on AIM.
Entrance music: Anything by Bal-Sagoth