Suburban Senshi: Violence is not the answer. Violence is the question! 'Yes' is the answer.
#250: “Callin in Da higher Power!”

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*** Topic is '-= Et Tu, Chibi? =-'
<GERMATOID> WE'RE ON A SECURE LINE
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I can't believe that little runt sold our es out to Kim Jong Il of the Democratic People's Republic of North Korea!
<// J_Daito //> Yeah, I mean just because we mock her, and torture her, and just last week subjected her to a full-on, no anesthesia vivisection...
<// J_Daito //> Man, I'm a Dark General! I do that to all my friends!
<FireFly_9> I won't stand for this intrusion. Kim Jong Il is defacing our IRC channel and harassing us relentlessly.
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> If I see "Juche!" one more time...
<FireFly_9> We must retaliate before things get worse.
<GERMATOID> LET US PRAY FOR GUIDANCE
<GERMATOID> OUR FATHER, WHO 0WNZ HEAVEN, J00 R0CK!
<GERMATOID> MAY ALL 0UR BASE SOMEDAY BE BELONG TO YOU!
<GERMATOID> MAY J00 0WN EARTH JUST LIKE J00 0WN HEAVEN.
<GERMATOID> GIVE US THIS DAY OUR WAREZ, MP3Z, AND PR0N THROUGH A PHAT PIPE.
<GERMATOID> AND CUT US SOME SLACK WHEN WE ACT LIKE N00B LAMERZ, JUST AS WE TEACH N00BZ WHEN THEY ACT LAME ON US.
<GERMATOID> PLEASE DON'T GIVE US ROOT ACCESS ON SOME POOR D00D'Z BOX WHEN WE'RE TOO PISSED OFF TO THINK ABOUT WHAT'S RIGHT AND WRONG, AND IF YOU COULD KEEP THE FBI OFF OUR BACKS, WE'D APPRECIATE IT.
<GERMATOID> FOR J00 0WN R00T ON ALL OUR B0X3S 4EVER AND EVER, 4M3N.
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Whoa... the Hax0r's prayer...
<// J_Daito //> While you're at it, Tomoe, pray for Mickey Mouse... apparently he's attempting to commit suicide.
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