Suburban Senshi: We're not Elitist, unless you suck.
#246: “Throwdown at the Showdown Lowdown”

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*** Topic is '-= So Metallia... she's magnetic, right? =-'
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> That Minako's insane...
<// J_Daito //> What did she do now
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Poor, poor Artemis...
<// J_Daito //> What did she do to him
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Well apparently she was short on cash, and there was a new Ayumi CD coming out so...
<// J_Daito //> She sold him to a feline stud farm for cat furriers?
<FireFly_9> Does such a thing even exist?
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> No... she
<// J_Daito //> She donated HIS blood at the blood bank instead of her own?
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> NO
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> She...
<// J_Daito //> Slaughtered him as a pagan sacrifice to the Dark God Capitalism?
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> God it, she ing turned him into a fashion model!
<// J_Daito //> Wha...?
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> https://www.petoffice.co.jp/catprin/english/
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Scroll down... it's... man... I feel bad for the son of a .
<// J_Daito //> LOL
<FireFly_9> ROFL... I know this says "english", but...
<FireFly_9> "CATPRIN, a tailor for cats. Ever imagined dressing up your lovely cat into a fabulous beauty? You don't have to dress her everyday, in fact she might not feel comfortable with a dress on for days. Just dress her up only on
<// J_Daito //> "I Am a Frog" -- ROFL
<FireFly_9> special occasions like her birthday, takes a photo and that should leave you lots of memories and fantasies."
<// J_Daito //> What kind of sick demented bestial freak would dream of dressing up their cat for "memories and fantasies"?
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> i lik 2 des up dyana al da tim
<// J_Daito //> Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, I rest my case
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> fak u
<FireFly_9> I find it very disturbing that one of the costumes is entitled the "gentlemen's package".
<// J_Daito //> " Look at her profile! It's sort of blockhead but so cute!"
<// J_Daito //> That's Chibiusa in a nutshell
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> I'm gona kik yer as for dat bich
<FireFly_9> OMG... the "Lady's Package".. Artemis looks traumatized...
* // J_Daito // snorts with laughter
<// J_Daito //> No... the "High School Girl's Package"... check out that sultry Artemis....
<FireFly_9> It even has an admissions certificate... o_0
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<B4DD3R-th4n-KingKong-Itz-Kim-jonG!!!> ThHIs Is To Be The LAST Day of YOUr LiVIng, CRazy JapaNESE PlaGIARSTS!
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> WTF?
<// J_Daito //> FYI... I'm not Japanese...
<B4DD3R-th4n-KingKong-Itz-Kim-jonG!!!> YoU MoTRFECKrS SToLE mY IDeA aNd NoE I'M GoiNG To TuRN your HousE intO a Sea of FLAMes!
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Oh ! It's Kim Jong Il!!!
<// J_Daito //> The whack-ass insane motherer?!
<GERMATOID> THE WHACK-ASS ISANE MOTHERER WITH NUCLEAR WEAPONS!!!
<// J_Daito //>
<B4DD3R-th4n-KingKong-Itz-Kim-jonG!!!> YeS fOR it Is CerTainLY TRUe thaT I HAvE the NUCLear WAEpoNS! FoR I InVEnTed thE AtoM AfTer ALL! And ScIENCE iTSELF!
<B4DD3R-th4n-KingKong-Itz-Kim-jonG!!!> BuT I DionT' NeED WeaPONs to GeT youR JapANESE MonKey AsSes
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> What're you gonna do, freak? Scare me with a personal portrait of your freakish face?
<B4DD3R-th4n-KingKong-Itz-Kim-jonG!!!> MY CybER ArmY of NoRth KoReaN SuPerHax0R5 wi1L TakE your PunKasS BloG doWn
<GERMATOID> HOW CAN YOU DEPLOY AN ARMY OF SUPERHAX0RS IF YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE IN NORTH KOREA WHO HAS INTERNET ACCESS?
<B4DD3R-th4n-KingKong-Itz-Kim-jonG!!!> STUpId JaPaNESe MoTherFER!! ThE AnsWer Is aS SimPlLe aS YoU Are
<B4DD3R-th4n-KingKong-Itz-Kim-jonG!!!> THeY aLL taKE TuRnS at mY ChaiR
<FireFly_9> That's rather impractical, isn't it?
<B4DD3R-th4n-KingKong-Itz-Kim-jonG!!!> SiLenCE!!
<B4DD3R-th4n-KingKong-Itz-Kim-jonG!!!> FoR yoU haVe StoLen ThE InteLeCtuAL ProPErty oF tHe MighTY KiM JonG Il anD noW he WilL CrUsh You For it
<// J_Daito //> Hah.... the idea of you having intellectual property... all your IP's obviously been foreclosed
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> w00t!
<B4DD3R-th4n-KingKong-Itz-Kim-jonG!!!> YoUr InsOlenCe WiL bE pUnIsheD... EvEN noW I aM MakiNG NotEs iN mY SecRet DiaRy oF thE MaNy WayS in WhiCH U wiLL bE PuNished
<B4DD3R-th4n-KingKong-Itz-Kim-jonG!!!> YOu HaVe No ChaNcE to SurVive!! MaKe YouR TiME!!!
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<GERMATOID> OK... WTF WAS THAT?
<FireFly_9> Papa, language!!
<GERMATOID> SORRY DEAR
<GERMATOID> WAS DAS BUMN DAS WAR?
<FireFly_9> PAPA!!!
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