Suburban Senshi Entry #2386 - “Humanity! The butt of evolution's Joke!!”
#2386 “Humanity! The butt of evolution's Joke!!”
@spritflame
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Log excerpt starts - 11 June 2024 7:44AM
@Paisley Pythia Peinforte
No no no Apple invented the ability to reorder app icons and have a widget drawer. Were you not aware?
Det. Ema Skye
Their whole "green bubble / blue bubble" thing is so ridiculous.
Though to be fair that's a user attitude thing.
FireFly_9
Well the whole point of a "luxury" brand is to create differentiation to make you feel superior to the others who haven't spent as much money.
@Paisley Pythia Peinforte
HAH not as much money? Do you know how much a Samsung Galaxy costs?
FireFly_9
No, because I don't care about smartphones at all?
I look at them as chains that weigh people down.
Det. Ema Skye
Okay I'm not into Apple hype but that calculator's amazing. If you can just write equations into it...
@SpeedRcrX
LOL what are you Mizuno Ami
Det. Ema Skye
CSIs have to math too, you know! Quite a lot!
You need to be able to map out simulated bullet trajectories, do physics calculations for impact velocities, all kinds of stuff!
@SpeedRcrX
Wow the mythical person who actually had to use equations outside of school in real life
WE FOUND THEM EVERYONE
Det. Ema Skye
Ha Ha
FireFly_9
I'm reading this in-depth breakdown of everything leading up to the Titan implosion and it's all so enraging. This was all preventable. But because of the egos of CEOs and the unwillingness to spend what was needed to ensure safety, people died.
@SpeedRcrX
I'd laugh and say it was karmic justice for the Chief Executive A[BLEEP]le, but he got other people killed who didn't deserve that s[BLEEP]t.
FireFly_9
Sadly it's the way of the world that the ego of the rich and powerful tends to harm everyone around them - this is just the rare case where they actually suffered the consequences of their own actions.
Det. Ema Skye
This is getting depressing. Can we get a topic change?
@SpeedRcrX
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Det. Ema Skye
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@SpeedRcrX
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@spritflame
Log excerpt ends - 12 June 2024 6:51AM
Thanks to TimeSage for informing us about Mothman's Ass!











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