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Suburban Senshi Entry #2361 - “[Sailor V Selection Arc] Bad Day in Roppongi Hills!”

#2361 “[Sailor V Selection Arc] Bad Day in Roppongi Hills!”

@spritflame

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Log excerpt starts - 14 January 2024 8:43PM

// J_Daito //

My new moneymakng scheme is the best

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...Haruka-san's going to kill you when she stops being a baby.

Mizunomics01

Has she ever stopped being a baby.

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...true

Det. Ema Skye

OH MY GOD THIS DAY

Mizunomics01

Ema-san?

Det. Ema Skye

Like, I don't even know where to begin.

I seriously don't I'm so pissed off.

To START, remember how we had a police line keeping those fake-ass "faith healers" from getting their hands on Yuki Sakuraba? Well last night, some bozo decides to go John Rambo on our boys, taking down twelve officers and a bunch of hospital staff...

He gets to Yuki and does god-knows-what to her, snapping her out of the coma

FireFly_9

Well at least that's good news...

Det. Ema Skye

Yeah well of course we arrest him for assault on the officers / hospital staff, but this sets off the crowds in Roppongi who get all "ACAB" on us when we're the ones who got attacked. The perp just sits there in jail not saying a word

and tensions got so hot that a riot broke out in front of police HQ

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I heard something about that.

Det. Ema Skye

Yeah well TOP TOP IT ALL OFF someone broke the guy out of the Prison. Some new "hero" named Dynamaxx! who's all over social media now, with everyone wanting to know who he is... and who the other guy, the "savior of Yuki-chan" is.

And we, as a department, look like asses and clowns.

DJ Reverend_H

Yo that's because y'all shoulda let da healers have a chance, yo!

Det. Ema Skye

And how do we vet them? How do we know who's legit and who just wants 15 minutes of fame?

DJ Reverend_H

Yeah well ya'll still ain't tellin' us how Yuki's doin'.

Det. Ema Skye

Look. That is the hospital's call, not ours. All Yuki's PR Team will say is she's sedated and being treated for her injuries.

[gTV]Red_Crow

All Ginga's prepared to say is principal filming on Sailor V is on hold until she recovers. We're handling whatever scenes we can that don't involve Sakuraba-san.

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Why has Minako-chan been quiet about all this?

Why are you talking for her, Karasuma-san?

[gTV]Red_Crow

...She's taking this hard. She thinks she's brought this on Yuki by agreeing to this bastardized version of Sailor V that's got those Golden Crescent loonies triggered.

So, to be blunt, she's a funk right now.

DJ Reverend_H

At least Yuki's awake, yo. I think that'll lighten up a lotta s[BLEEP]t, yo.

FireFly_9

I don't know, Elios... I don't think this is anywhere close to over...

DJ Reverend_H

huh