Suburban Senshi Entry #2345 - “Modern Metaphysical musings! On Reincarnation and Undying love!!”
#2345 “Modern Metaphysical musings! On Reincarnation and Undying love!!”
Excerpt Start - 07:58 AM 09/14/23
#suburbansenshisquad
Flame_Sniper
Yuuichiro is still afraid of bats because of that
.'~SugaBB_2999~'.
i beat
SpeedRcr_X
That must have made the Dark Knight Trilogy hell for him
Flame_Sniper
He's still in Therapy over that
Rule34Rocks
In a universe where things went wrong
=/\catablanca/\=
Dale or not that's my every day anyway so I don't really see the difference...
C'est_La_V
... you mean we could have been reborn as guys??
FireFly_9
Reincarnation doesn't really respect gender.
Mdm_Maestro
Hmph. You should have been reincarnated as a man, then you wouldn't be fanboyed over so much by management.
Dr_Xadium
:/
Dr_Xadium
Michiru you're a world-famous artist and musician with millions of fans worldwide. Why does it bother you that you're not the focus here?
Mdm_Maestro
...
Mdm_Maestro
I should always be the focus whereever I am, dear☠
// J_Daito //
Maybe your name should have been "Michiru Karen" instead of "Michiru Kaioh"
Mdm_Maestro
I merely expect everything to be done to the highest possible standard. My Standard.
Flame_Sniper
Ugh Social Media. You F[BLEEP]k one ghost and the internet never lets it go
C'est_La_V
...ano...
Flame_Sniper
I'm of course talking about Beverly Crusher
Mdm_Maestro
Oh, is she the one harassing you, dear?
Flame_Sniper
Huh?
Mdm_Maestro
About your tryst with the ghost.
Flame_Sniper
NO SHE'S THE ONE WHO F[BLEEP]KED THE GHOST! WHY WOULD I F[BLEEP]K A GHOST?!
Mdm_Maestro
Well, to be fair... look at your husband.
Reverend_H
yo you can't tell me on those lonely teenage nights you didn't use your shinto powers to summon an ethereal boyfriend, yo. You totally did the Kevin Costner pottery thing, yo.
Flame_Sniper
That's not... that's not how Shinto powers work, idiot.
Reverend_H
Yo then what good are they if you can't raise the dead for fun, yo?
SpeedRcr_X
Dude that's necrophilia
FireFly_9
Or the plot of the next Walking Dead series.
C'est_La_V
There's already been a few zombie romance movies and shows...
RedCrow
"Zombie Romance" is basically my social life at this point
Reverend_H
Yo Crow just let Rei raise you up a dead boyfriend yo
Flame_Sniper
THAT'S NOT HOW SHINTO POWERS WORK
Reverend_H
THEN LEVEL UP YO
Flame_Sniper
WHY WOULD I WANT TO BECOME A NECROMANCER?!
C'est_La_V
"Being A Shinto Priestess didn't pay enough so I made a deal with Enma-daiou and learned how to Raise the Dead and now I have a Zombie Boyfriend but my desperate Best Friend Wants to Date Him, what am I going to do?!" sounds like the best Light Novel title ever.
Rule34Rocks
I should try writing that.
.'~SugaBB_2999~'.
hshshs i wander wat a zobi boifrand wuld b lik
// J_Daito //
Just get a regular boyfriend after the first night with you they'll off themselves and you'll know
