Excerpt Start - 07:41 AM 09/07/23 #suburbansenshisquad

// J_Daito // I thought that was the stupidest thing you've ever done, Ten'ou, but as usual Florida Man has you beat

SpeedRcr_X There's no way Florida Man has me beat and it wasn't stupid, dumbass, it was brilliant.

Rule34Rocks No, no, I'm fairly sure Florida Man has won this one.

SpeedRcr_X So what did Florida Man do then

Rule34Rocks Tried to cross the Atlantic by running in a giant Hamster Wheel

SpeedRcr_X what

// J_Daito // This thing

SpeedRcr_X Oh s[BLEEP]t that looks amazing

Rule34Rocks Amazingly Stupid.

Rule34Rocks Oi X you're a Florida Man, right? Is this your every day?

Dr_Xadium I haven't been a Florida Man for something like 15 years. I never want to think about that part of my life again.

Dr_Xadium But this kind of s[BLEEP]t was par for the course for other Florida Men

// J_Daito // I like how he's desperately trying to draw a distinction

Rule34Rocks #notallfloridamen

Dr_Xadium You all suck

ThatGuyWith_Maskses You know, there is a way to be redeemed of your time as a Florida Man

Dr_Xadium Huh

ThatGuyWith_Maskses You can pray for Absolution at the Holy Church of the Sailormoon

Dr_Xadium The what

ThatGuyWith_Maskses The Church of She who has saved us with her Eternal Moon Power

ThatGuyWith_Maskses And I am her Emissary spreading the good word of the Eternal Sailor Moon Romance

Rule34Rocks She looks so done with everything

FireFly_9 I'm so done with this

ThatGuyWith_Maskses The Church of the Holy Sailor is accepting contributions, which can all be sent directly to me care of the Tuxedo Kamen Drinking Masculation Fund

// J_Daito // Wait are you literally starting a religion to cash in on your girlfriend's life

// J_Daito // I'm Impressed

FireFly_9 This is so disgusting.

ThatGuyWith_Maskses NO YOU KNOW WHAT IS DISGUSTING

ThatGuyWith_Maskses I AM THE BEST DRESSED AND MOST ELEGANT AND I'M A SECOND FIDDLE JOKE SIDEKICK TO A CLUMSY COWARDLY CRYBABY AND A SECOND FIDDLE TO ALL THE WOMEN AROUND ME

Rule34Rocks Oh my god is he becoming a meninist?

ThatGuyWith_Maskses WHERE IS MY POWER

ThatGuyWith_Maskses WHERE IS MY DUE

FireFly_9 The only thing you can "due" is shut up?

ThatGuyWith_Maskses SEND ME MONEY MAKE ME STRONG

Flame_Sniper Mamoru-san the only thing strong about you right now is the scent of suck.

Excerpt End - 08:04 AM 09/07/23 Thanks to YingGirl for the tipoff about the Sailor Sculpture which was found here. https://www.suburbansenshi.com