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Suburban Senshi Entry #2338 - “The Pain of Pondering Plots! Suburban Senshi, a Tale of Three Cities ends now!! Happy 21st Anniversary!!!”
#2338 “The Pain of Pondering Plots! Suburban Senshi, a Tale of Three Cities ends now!! Happy 21st Anniversary!!!”
Excerpt Start - 02:06 AM 08/25/23

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RedCrow
That mugshot looks like he's trying to pass a brick
Rule34Rocks
God binge-watching the Pain Arc of Naruto with no filler was the exact right thing to do but bloody hell if Kishimoto didn't f[BLEEP]k with all my emotions. From the lowest of lows to the highest of highs.
SpeedRcr_X
I guess it was probably less painful without the filler
Rule34Rocks
I see what you did there. It really felt like this arc was meant to conclude the story
SpeedRcr_X
Nah. You're forgetting something
Rule34Rocks
Hmm?
SpeedRcr_X
SASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSUKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Rule34Rocks
I can never forget Sasuke <_<;
Reverend_H
Yo what does he have that I don't yo
Rule34Rocks
a D[BLEEP]k?
SpeedRcr_X
OW
Reverend_H
Yo I got a d[BLEEP]k yo
Rule34Rocks
No you are a d[BLEEP]k there's a difference


Dr_Xadium
So it's finally here, Episode 13 of Suburban Senshi: A Tale of Three Cities! - And if you want to read the whole thing in one shot, the full story as a novella is here.
Rule34Rocks
132 pages
Dr_Xadium
Some of that is just pictures
Mdm_Maestro
Useless pictures, because again I'm not in them
Reverend_H
That makes them 100% better yo
Mdm_Maestro
Tch
SpeedRcr_X
So my blog that I started in 2002 is old enough to drink now
SpeedRcr_X
We can has drink together
setsy_meioh
I drink every day
Gol_D_Lux
You drink and snort dust every day :P
setsy_meioh
WHEN YOU GET TO BE AS SUPER ANCIENT AS ME, YOU'LL UNDERSTAND, GIRL
setsy_meioh
_YOU_ HAVEN'T BEEN ROBBED OF YOUR BIRTHRIGHT
SpeedRcr_X
So wait
SpeedRcr_X
There's something I don't understand from the story that wasn't wrapped up at all
SpeedRcr_X
Why did the Mamoru clone have my face
setsy_meioh
Because I mixed in other people's DNA to make him less useless
Mdm_Maestro
So you mixed in Haruka's DNA into the clone... to make it less useless.
SpeedRcr_X
...hey
setsy_meioh
You're right, I see the flaw in my thinking now.
SpeedRcr_X
HEY!
Dr_Xadium
Thanks for supporting Suburban Senshi for the past 21 years! We're not dead yet, and there's more to come!
C'est_La_V
We really should do a retrospective special!!
Rule34Rocks
That would require Work which X is allergic to. It took him over a year to write this thing, which was supposed to be the 20th anniversary special.
Dr_Xadium
That's because the original plot idea was unworkable. Too many characters to juggle, too many fights-for-the-sake-of-fights and other obligations took away my time. I had to gut almost everything and start over twice.
SpeedRcr_X
I don't get it. If you're just chronicling the s[BLEEP]t we just went though why not just write it down correctly from the beginning? What's the need to redraft true life events?
Dr_Xadium
Because timelines are always shifting. What's a true life event yesterday for me is not necessarily a true life event tomorrow.
SpeedRcr_X
So wait
SpeedRcr_X
Are you saying our histories are not the same?
Dr_Xadium
From your perspective they're the same. Because you've always lived them.
Dr_Xadium
Unless you perceive a change, like when the timeline split from 1337-B to 1337-A
Dr_Xadium
But let me ask you
Dr_Xadium
What timeline are you in right now
FireFly_9
1337?
FireFly_9
That's what it's always been right?
Dr_Xadium
Yes but careful readers over the past two decades will note that sometimes you all reference events from 1337-B or A...
CherryBlossomStorm
Well *i'm* from B
// J_Daito //
By Metallia this is becoming a multiverse discussion
FireFly_9
Wait are you saying we're no longer in Earth 1337 prime?
Dr_Xadium
I'm saying the concept of Earth 1337 prime is... shifting.
FireFly_9
Shifting how?
setsy_meioh
WILL I GET MY POWERS BACK?!
Dr_Xadium is away: oh look at the time I need to go my planet needs me
setsy_meioh
ANSWER THE F[BLEEP]KING QUESTION XADIUM
setsy_meioh
THIS IS WHY WE FIGHT
SpeedRcr_X
Oh yeah you're a good one for answering questions, Sailor Riddler
setsy_meioh
F[BLEEP]K YOU
setsy_meioh
...wait so is this how it feels when I do it to you?
FireFly_9
YES
Mdm_Maestro
YES
SpeedRcr_X
YES!
Excerpt End - 09:36 AM 08/25/23



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