Suburban Senshi Entry #2331 - “Its bad information! Also, Episode Eight of "Suburban Senshi: A Tale of Three Cities" is here!! ”
#2331 “Its bad information! Also, Episode Eight of "Suburban Senshi: A Tale of Three Cities" is here!! ”
Excerpt Start - 07:29 AM 08/16/23
#suburbansenshisquad
Flame_Sniper
Like how many times can a person get arrested and still not end up in jail?
FireFly_9
Haruka-poppa knows all about this
SpeedRcr_X
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE POSTER CHILD FOR BAD BEHAVIOR
FireFly_9
Because - and I'll spell it out or you -- you were the good-looking High School jock who was adored by everyone and never grew out of the "I'm stotally awesome and I can get away with anything I want and no one will say anything because I'm popular" phase of your life and you feel that rules are only optional as they pertain to you, Haruka-poppa.
SpeedRcr_X
But I am good looking
SpeedRcr_X
And I am popular
SpeedRcr_X
And life has taught me that for me, rules are just suggestions.
SpeedRcr_X
like, I'm just going with the hand fate has dealt me
Flame_Sniper
...
FireFly_9
Yes. Fate, and Michiru-momma's bank balance.
SpeedRcr_X
Hey our meeting was fate. Our instant chemistry was fate. Her awakening in the backseat of my Ferrari was fate.
FireFly_9
She was a Senshi before you
SpeedRcr_X
Not that kind of awakening
FireFly_9
...
Mdm_Maestro
I was "awake" long before that, dear.
SpeedRcr_X
what
Flame_Sniper
O...K... this is too much information now
Rule34Rocks
Au contraire it is not enough *starts taking notes for a slashfic*
And coming soon (literally?) "Haruka and Michiru: Tales from the Backseat of Love".
FireFly_9
no just no
Rule34Rocks
"Yes, Haruka, yes!" Michiru screamed in rapturous delight as, in a supreme twist of irony, she became the one on the recieving end of a 'Deep Submerge'."