Like how many times can a person get arrested and still not end up in jail?

Haruka-poppa knows all about this

WHY AM I ALWAYS THE POSTER CHILD FOR BAD BEHAVIOR

Because - and I'll spell it out or you -- you were the good-looking High School jock who was adored by everyone and never grew out of the "I'm stotally awesome and I can get away with anything I want and no one will say anything because I'm popular" phase of your life and you feel that rules are only optional as they pertain to you, Haruka-poppa.

But I am good looking

And I am popular

And life has taught me that for me, rules are just suggestions.

like, I'm just going with the hand fate has dealt me

...

Yes. Fate, and Michiru-momma's bank balance.

Hey our meeting was fate. Our instant chemistry was fate. Her awakening in the backseat of my Ferrari was fate.

She was a Senshi before you

Not that kind of awakening

...

I was "awake" long before that, dear.

what

O...K... this is too much information now

Au contraire it is not enough *starts taking notes for a slashfic*

Ugh

There's not enough mind bleach

To try and cleanse my mind here is Episode Eight of "Suburban Senshi: A Tale of Three Cities"

And coming soon (literally?) "Haruka and Michiru: Tales from the Backseat of Love".

no just no

"Yes, Haruka, yes!" Michiru screamed in rapturous delight as, in a supreme twist of irony, she became the one on the recieving end of a 'Deep Submerge'."

aUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH