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#2322 “Explained! The NARUTO!!”
Excerpt Start - 06:33 PM 07/25/23

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SpeedRcr_X
What an idiot
Rule34Rocks
I can' t believe I ever bought his lies about being hyperintelligent.
Rule34Rocks
SO X
Rule34Rocks
XADIUM
Dr_Xadium
What Paise
Rule34Rocks
Now that Elon's befouled your signature letter of the Alphabet, what are you going to do? Are you going to rebrand?
Dr_Xadium
How would that even work? F[BLEEP]k him for ruining me by association
SpeedRcr_X
Paisley-san did you know X here has never seen Naruto
Rule34Rocks
So what, I've never seen it either.
SpeedRcr_X
But you're an otaku
Rule34Rocks
And? It just never got on my radar. I know about it through osmosis though
Rule34Rocks
I mean it's one of the great 3 Shonen
SpeedRcr_X
So what do you know about Naruto
Rule34Rocks
Right. So, he's in prison, hence the orange jumpsuit, and he's confined to some village in the sticks with a busty warden. Whilst in Prison, someone showed him their ⌈SHARINGAN⌋ and this caused him to awaken his lust for ⌈HOKAGE⌋. This led to an obsession with the monstrous gang leader ⌈NINE-TAIL FOX⌋ who had this one emo henchman that would always talk to Naruto and the eventually fell into lust and got married and had a kid named ⌈BARTO⌋ or something.
SpeedRcr_X
...
SpeedRcr_X
Yeah that about sums it up
Excerpt End - 06:52 PM 07/25/23



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