July 18, 2002: Luna and Artemis were mystified by a pink spore who has mysteriously joined the family, when Super Beryl attacked using Jiji, determined to kill Sailor Moon. As the Senshi stood there waiting for the enemy to make the next move, the Starlights showed up, refraining from battle while waxing philosophical about the sacrifices that have to be made in war. Tuxedo Mask got offended that the villains were misusing roses. When all hope seemed lost, the Senshi got a break through a sudden World Shaking attack. Sailor Moon used a secret weapon that up until that moment had been sitting in plain sight to win.
<GERMATOID> LET US PRAY FOR GUIDANCE <GERMATOID> OUR FATHER, WHO 0WNZ HEAVEN, J00 R0CK! <GERMATOID> MAY ALL 0UR BASE SOMEDAY BE BELONG TO YOU! <GERMATOID> MAY J00 0WN EARTH JUST LIKE J00 0WN HEAVEN. <GERMATOID> GIVE US THIS DAY OUR WAREZ, MP3Z, AND PR0N THROUGH A PHAT PIPE. <GERMATOID> AND CUT US SOME SLACK WHEN WE ACT LIKE N00B LAMERZ, JUST AS WE TEACH N00BZ WHEN THEY ACT LAME ON US. <GERMATOID> PLEASE DON'T GIVE US ROOT ACCESS ON SOME POOR D00D'Z BOX WHEN WE'RE TOO PISSED OFF TO THINK ABOUT WHAT'S RIGHT AND WRONG, AND IF YOU COULD KEEP THE FBI OFF OUR BACKS, WE'D APPRECIATE IT. <GERMATOID> FOR J00 0WN R00T ON ALL OUR B0X3S 4EVER AND EVER, 4M3N.
Suburban Senshi: We could save the internets, but we're lazy.