how I treat each new day

You're a morning person?

No but I evoke that level of energy and cheer specifically to piss them off.

You truly are evil.

:3

LOL yo what the f[BLEEP]k is this

Why do they keep hanging him>>>>

He was just trying the David Carradine.

Too Soon

LOL here's another, yo

LOL where did you find these man

YingGirl linked me the clips yo

It's been decades since we've even spoken of the Matrix films. The first was revolutionary, the second decent enough and the third...

You mean "the turd"

...the less said about it, the better.

But, years later, here we are again, with an older and wiser post John Wick Keanu Reaves...

It's time to see if going back to the MAtrix one more time is worth the price of admission.

I hope there's no rave orgy scene this time... I don't need that mental scarring

hshshssh weekazz

Oh, the Red Pill

Ugh, Bloody incels ruined that for me.

They made up a whole mess of faux-philosophical bulls[BLEEP]t to justify and pull others into their miserable view of the world.

I hate it when high concepts are perverted like that.

...This is already getting mind-bendingly meta...

HOLY S[BLEEP]T IS THAT NEIL PATRICK HARRIS

* looks it up *

it is.

Of course the pills are blue

This is META about being META

wwwHahah I can't believe they brought him back

And that's the movie. So here's my review:

Plot: Well, this was well=executed technically. The story was a simple "man saves the woman he loves" narrative, an in that sense it succeeded. As a work of Philosophy as one might have expected from a Matrix film it falls fairly flat, just making the simplistic statement that the masses crave control and order as opposed to free thinking, without really making it a core struggle of the film. Yes, Neo and Trinity have to make "choices", but they are never really tested in the way that would be necessary to get a good exploration of why so many people willingly turn off their critical thinking faculties and submit to the whims of others. 1 out of 2 Dragonnballs.

Visuals: It's a Matrix film. That's all that needs to be said. 2 out of 2 Dragonballs.

Audio: A serviceable riff on Matrix themes but nothing remarkable. Even the Rage Against the Machine cover at the end felt obligatory and anemic. One out of two Dragonballs/

Overall feeling: It was entertaining but unfulfilling. The tropes, even in the action scenes were hoary and not really innovative. One half Dragonball out of one.

Overall my rating of this film is: Largely competent but hardly unmissable. Four and one-half out of Seven dragonballs.

At least there was no orgy scene.

Thank god for that.

I think, given this film, they should probably just let the Matrix series end here.

It was at least a better ending than Revolutions.