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Suburban Senshi Entry #2300 - “Questionable life choices! Haruka's shocking Turn!!”
#2300 “Questionable life choices! Haruka's shocking Turn!!”
Excerpt Start - 12:01 AM 03/15/23

#suburbansenshisquad
IrnChef_Jovian
Well that hamster's traumatized for life.
Charm_BUSTer
It
Charm_BUSTer
'It's gonna take like a week to get all that stuff out of its fur.
RedCrow
Goddamn Daylight Savings. I dunno why we need to keep up with American time. There's this one clock with a million buttons and no one knows how to f[BLEEP]king set it so twice a year someone needs to wait until midnight and then unplug it and replug it.
SpeedRcr_X
S[BLEEP]t just buy a new clock
RedCrow
SOMEONE IS TOO CHEAP
C'est_La_V
Hey! Money doesn't dry out fleas, you know!!
RedCrow
...
RedCrow
where the f[BLEEP]k do I even start with that one


RedCrow
Mornings should be f[BLEEP]king illegal
Dr_Xadium
Yeah the day shouldn't start until noon
Rule34Rocks
If it started at noon, you'd just sleep in until dinner time.
RedCrow
Dinner would be the new lunch
SpeedRcr_X
All sleep all the time, that would be f[BLEEP]king amazing
The Vampire Lyrica Hubert
That would be called "death"
The Vampire Lyrica Hubert
So metal
EmaSkye_LAPD
I can't get the day started without bumming some coffee off Prosecutor Godot. It's like haveing a million energy drinks at once. I don't know how that guy's still alive after drinking all that coffee.
RedCrow
COFFEE BUDDIES FOR LIFE
EmaSkye_LAPD
RIGHT ON
Dr_Xadium
I only like iced coffee
RedCrow
...you're a ucking freak
RedCrow
^ducking
RedCrow
F[BLEEP]KING. Goddamn auto correct
SpeedRcr_X
Karasuna stop being so f[BLEEP]king profane, it's the f[BLEEP]king mark of a f[BLEEP]king uncivilized f[BLEEP]king mind. F[BLEEP]k.
RedCrow
F[BLEEP]k you :P
SpeedRcr_X
Is that an invitation ^____~
Mdm_Maestro
HARUKA DEAR I'M WATCHING YOU
Reverend_H
Kinky, yo. I didn't think you were into that, yo
Mdm_Maestro
....cretin
RedCrow
So on the tech beat did you hear about Zuckerberg laying off a thousand people and patting himself on the back that it's all about "efficency"?
EmaSkye_LAPD
Isn't this the guy whose company is pushing ahead with a super expensive VR headset nobody really wants?
Mizunomics01
The cost savings is probably how he's going to shoe "Shareholder value".
Mizunomics01
Fortunately Mizunomics Corporation always delivers maximum shareholder value
SpeedRcr_X
Ami-chan it's never really been clear to me, how did you make the jump from wanting to be a doctor to mad scientist genius tech girl?
Mizunomics01
It was the time we spent in the 31st century. Technology had basically made medical science an engineer problem and everythig I'd trained myself to do was being easily handled by machines.
Mizunomics01
So at first I learned how to use the machines, then how to repair them, then how to extend them, and finally how to build all new ones. At that point a carreer change just made the most sense.
SpeedRcr_X
A career change into making Killer Gundams?
Mizunomics01
What good is a doctor without patients to treat...
SpeedRcr_X
Holy s[BLEEP]t
Mizunomics01
I'm just joking, of course :)
CherryBlossomStorm
NARRATOR: She wasn't joking.
Mizunomics01
... you're due for a medical examination, Sakura-chan~
CherryBlossomStorm
ahahahah nooooo
CherryBlossomStorm
I'm quite fine without your malevolent medical machinations messing with my body, thanks~
Mizunomics01
One day, everyone ell come to Mizunomics.
Perfect1
With lawsuits, perhaps.
Mizunomics01
Even the legal profession can be automated, von Karma-san.
Perfect1
Knowing our Prosecutor's office, a robotic prosecutor is inevitable.
Perfect1
....I look forward to it marrassign that foolish fool Phoenix Wright.


SpeedRcr_X
So I'm watching some Star Wars stuff and there's Coruscant in it and it looks So good. I'm so pissed the new triologu just f[BLEEP]ked up the NEw Republic so fast
FireFly_9
Well as reeal life shows us fascists can ruin things surprisingly quickly. I'd bet there were a lot of people who loved the "order" the Empire prvided, especially if they were in the upper echelons of it.
FireFly_9
So as poorly-thought out as those movies were, that was one aspect of it I can actually believe. There's alwasy someone out there working to roll back progress.
FireFly_9
(It's just aggravating it was the same someone, a new central villain would have been welcome)
SpeedRcr_X
You say that
SpeedRcr_X
but
FireFly_9
But what
SpeedRcr_X
How could any replacement live up to Palpatine? After the prequels set him up to be this uber chessmaster, anything else would look weak.
GERMATOID
YUHZAN VONG
SpeedRcr_X
F[BLEEP]K THAT NOISE THAT WAS TRASH
SpeedRcr_X
TRASH
EmaSkye_LAPD
So how can fans like you be satisfied? You don't want retreads, but anything different is trash?
SpeedRcr_X
Look It' snot difference I hate but it has to be the RIGHT different
EmaSkye_LAPD
So give me an example of what would work for you
SpeedRcr_X
Well, like, maybe a small eam trying to stop the next First Empire BEFORE it gets so big? A tense thriller like that where you have stakes ut you don't automatically f[BLEEP]k up the entire victory of the last 30 years.
SpeedRcr_X
Like, you fought for the peace but now you need to PROTECT IT
SpeedRcr_X
Not just have it be insta-wrecked so you can just lazily "rhyme" with 4 5 and 6
FireFly_9
You can't do that it gets in the way of the "plucky Underdog" narrative,
SpeedRcr_X
Mean just do Ocean's 11 but with NEw Republic types
FireFly_9
So Rogue One?
SpeedRcr_X
Yes but not as Grim
SpeedRcr_X
And like th enext trilogy could be geting deeper and deeper into the viper's nest of the new rising threat.
SpeedRcr_X
Like action Spy Jedi Knight Shenanigans. Imagine like Obi-Wan and Anakin buddy cop type stuff all over the Star wars universe.
SpeedRcr_X
There's lots of ways
EmaSkye_LAPD
...wow you actually had an answer for me
SpeedRcr_X
What you think I was blowing s[BLEEP]t out of my ass?
EmaSkye_LAPD
Thank you for the mental trauma
FireFly_9
Welcome to my every day.


SpeedRcr_X
Oh man ÆW was balls to the wall fantastic tonight. I love it so much more than WWE
// J_Daito //
So I guess one fixed entertainment spectacle is better than another?
SpeedRcr_X
Dude
SpeedRcr_X
I have super powers
SpeedRcr_X
I should just join up
SpeedRcr_X
Why have I never thought of this
FireFly_9
What
SpeedRcr_X




SpeedRcr_X
TEN'OU HARUKA-SAMA IS ALL ELITE, BABY!
Excerpt End - 10:42 PM 03/15/23



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