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Suburban Senshi Entry #2275 - “[Nobody November] Behold! A Foxy time in the future of Mankind!”
#2275 “[Nobody November] Behold! A Foxy time in the future of Mankind!”
Excerpt Start - 10:35 AM 11/13/22

#suburbansenshisquad
Charm_BUSTer
Look it would be really easy to make you a girlfriend is all I'm saying. The Monsterbake oven™ makes all things possible
=/\catablanca/\=
I don't want to date a daimon ><
SpeedRcr_X
Why not they can be pretty hot and they only ever say one word so it's not like you'll have to take sass from them
// J_Daito //
What if that word is "a[BLEEP]le"?
=/\catablanca/\=
That would be like if I was dating Mina ><
FireFly_9
Does she call you that a lot?
FireFly_9
That's abusive
=/\catablanca/\=
Well yeah she does. Usually after I pee on her things
=/\catablanca/\=
or vomit on them
=/\catablanca/\=
or poop on them
=/\catablanca/\=
or knock things off her shelf
FireFly_9
...who's abusing who in that house
Crwn_Frt_Gmer
She should be more tolerant! Animals are their own beings with their own special ways of living!
=/\catablanca/\=
Exactly!
FireFly_9
But Artemis you're not a normal cat. You're also a man.
// J_Daito //
It's as if no one ever contemplated that animals can be trained.
// J_Daito //
Some can be trained to seek out disaster victims trapped under rubble.
// J_Daito //
Or to find landmines.
// J_Daito //
Or Detect epileptic seizures before they happen.
Mdm_Maestro




Mdm_Maestro
Or battle in suits of armor for the fate of Grimdark Mankind 40,000 years into the future.
Crwn_Frt_Gmer
ONCE AGAIN MY MAJESTIC MISTRESS YOUR ART STRIKES THE DIVINE CHORD
GERMATOID
...
GERMATOID
I COULD MAKE THAT A REALITY THROUGH A SELECTIVE BREDDING PROGRAM
Crwn_Frt_Gmer
Yeah, with selective bedding I could make it happen....
GERMATOID
^BREEDING
Crwn_Frt_Gmer
That too
FireFly_9
* texts Makoto-san to let her know her hard work is about to be undone *
Excerpt End - 10:47 AM 11/13/22



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