Suburban Senshi Entry #2269 - “[Nobody November] Behold! A lovely pair of cantaloupes!!”
#2269 “[Nobody November] Behold! A lovely pair of cantaloupes!!”
Excerpt Start - 06:49 AM 11/07/22

#suburbansenshisquad
Crwn_Frt_Gmer
It took about ten surgeries after I got it out of its jaws
Reverend_H
Damn dude, that's the part about it no one ever talks about yo
Crwn_Frt_Gmer
Well you heard it here, interspecies reviewing isn't all fun and games.
IrnChef_Jovian
Ugh well I'm glad you've broken free of that habit, darling
Crwn_Frt_Gmer
Yeah realizing that humans were animals too was so liberating, thank you honey
Mdm_Maestro
Speaking of bad habits, Haruka still continues to feed her vegetables to Pharaoh 95 rather than eat them.
SpeedRcr_X
There's no f[BLEEP]king redeeming qualities to vegetables. It's like you're asking me to eat grass
FireFly_9
...that's a staple for many animals.
SpeedRcr_X
Oh yeah then how come any time Artemis eats it he pukes? That's proof vegetables are poison.
IrnChef_Jovian
Vegetables can be great if prepared properly!
SpeedRcr_X
I call bulls[BLEEP]t
Mdm_Maestro
What if they were prepared like this Haruka?
Mdm_Maestro




FireFly_9
...are they leaking like fluids from her body directly?
SpeedRcr_X
AS RYBACK SAID "FEED ME MORE"!!
Mdm_Maestro
...
IrnChef_Jovian
...
Crwn_Frt_Gmer
...
FireFly_9
...
Mdm_Maestro
...you fail the test.
SpeedRcr_X
What? you got me interested in vegetables! Those cantaloupes are the best!
FireFly_9
...Cantaloupes are fruits and there aren't any in that picture.
SpeedRcr_X
You just have no eye for detail, Hotaru-chan.
Mdm_Maestro
Well I know where your eye for detail is, Haruka, and it, along with the rest of you can sleep on the couch tonight.
SpeedRcr_X
YOU PAINTED IT
Mdm_Maestro
YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO LIKE IT
SpeedRcr_X
So wait I was supposed to lose if I either said I didn't like the painting or I didn't like vegetables?
Mdm_Maestro
CORRECT
SpeedRcr_X
How is that fair?
Crwn_Frt_Gmer
...how long have you been married now, Haruka-san?
IrnChef_Jovian
HEY
Reverend_H
LOL yo all y'all gon be sleepin' on da couch, yo
Excerpt End - 07:02 AM 11/07/22



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