Suburban Senshi Entry #2267 - “[Nobody November] Behold! Haruka and Alcohol, a love affair!”
#2267 “[Nobody November] Behold! Haruka and Alcohol, a love affair!”
Excerpt Start - 10:27 AM 11/05/22
#suburbansenshisquad
FireFly_9
That part of the anatomy doesn't work that way. It's not a vise grip.
Reverend_H
Then why do people keep seelling exercisers for it yo
Mdm_Maestro
...haruka sometimes I think you love the bottle more than me!
SpeedRcr_X
Look my relationship with alcohol is purely platonic!
FireFly_9
If by "platonic" you mean "an orgy every day".
SpeedRcr_X
What! You can't say that word, Hotaru!
FireFly_9
What, "orgy?" why not?
SpeedRcr_X
It ruins my perception of you as a pure maiden!
FireFly_9
...
FireFly_9
"An orgy of violence" is a perfectly valid sentence I've used in the past.
SpeedRcr_X
Still you shouldn't us that word it's unladylike. That is my commandment to you as one of your graceful f[BLEEP]king parents who f[BLEEP]king raised you.
FireFly_9
...after kidnapping me from my amnesiac father.
Mdm_Maestro
She's trying to change the subject, dear.
Mdm_Maestro
For today's "Nobody November" I present to you my artistic depiction of Haruka's relationship to alcohol:
