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Suburban Senshi Entry #2259 - “Minako's Miscalculation! Artemis' Life of Regrets!!”
#2259 “Minako's Miscalculation! Artemis' Life of Regrets!!”
Excerpt Start - 07:11 AM 09/20/22

#suburbansenshisquad
SpeedRcr_X
even with the Senshi genetics even though I still look 25 I am pushing 50 and it means I need to sleep more to be at most my effective in the day
Mdm_Maestro
Haruka dear even when you were a teenager your day didn't start until the afternoon.
SpeedRcr_X
Well a little after, because you know, we had to "take care of things"
Mdm_Maestro
If by "things" you mean my helping you with your homework...
SpeedRcr_X
...
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Sleep deprivation is no joke
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One time with Luna and I were still married we stayed up too late partying and then I saw her post this online
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SpeedRcr_X
That makes sense and yet makes no sense
Mdm_Maestro
It could have saved you a fortune on child support costs, dear.
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Hey I love Diana! I just wish Luna hadn't run off with her when she chose the Ruxpin!
C'est_La_V
Don't worry Artemis, you don't know this but I got revenge for you!!
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Huh?
C'est_La_V
Well right after the divorce trial she thought she was so free and clean
Mdm_Maestro
"clear"
C'est_La_V
That too - that she was a free woman who would do whoever she wanted
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"Whatever"
SpeedRcr_X
No I think "Whoever" works in this case
C'est_La_V
But whatever, anyway, I told her as a reward we'd take her to the Moon
C'est_La_V
but in reality...
C'est_La_V




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...Wait
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So she got to go to a club full of naked men. How was this getting revenge on her again?
C'est_La_V
Well because she got so worked up she wasted all her money shoving it down their c[BLEEP]k straps!
SpeedRcr_X
"jock"
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wait
C'est_La_V
So she became broke! It was great!!
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wait no wonder she had no money and so it was easy for her to get Child Support...
C'est_La_V
I was there for you, Artemis!!
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YOU CAUSED THE ENTIRE PROBLEM, MINA T____T
C'est_La_V
For her! You're welcome! XD ^_^ V
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MIIINAAAAKOOOOOO!!
Excerpt End - 07:27 AM 09/20/22

Image Credits: Thanks to TimeSage for Luna's post and Darkstalker Raoul for Minako's masterplan!

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