2243. Mina-P's Special Time DEBUT 04/26/22
2242. [Retraction!] Skip Wolf Warrior 204/10/22
2241. [ Movie Review ] Wolf Warrior 204/09/22
2240. A new era begins! Mina-P's Exciting time!! 02/14/22
2239. Haruka Ten'ou is Marked for Death! (No she just saw a crappy 90's movie)12/14/21
2238. Suburban Senshi Thanksgiving Special in December! MST of The Humanoid!!12/11/21
2237. [SPAM MiST] Haruka's desperation! Searching Emails for the secret to Better Loving!!11/08/21
2236. Oh no! Someone told Aino Minako about the Squid Games!!10/18/21
2235. Hit 'em with your best shot10/15/21
2234. A Star Treks into musings of mortality10/14/21
2233. [Motoki Rescue Arc - END] What did history record!? The low effort resolution!!10/03/21
2232. [Motoki Rescue Arc] Michiru makes her move! It's a Monstrous Magia Maiden!10/02/21
2231. [Motoki Rescue Arc] Holy id, Batman! The Darkest Timeline approaches!!09/29/21
2230. [Motoki Rescue Arc] A new Challenger Appears?! Wait, that's--!09/19/21
2229. [Motoki Rescue Arc] What evil lurks in the mind of Mo'09/08/21
2228. [Motoki Rescue Arc] Breaking Through! From one crazed mind to another!!08/24/21
2227. [Motoki Rescue Arc] Into the Mind of Motoki! The only taste is Salt!!08/02/21
2226. [MOTOKI RESCUE ARC] Stranded07/23/21
2225. [Motoki Rescue Arc] Enter - THE SNOTILUS06/23/21
2224. [ Motoki Rescue Arc ] Scanning the Brain! Motoki's damaged mentality revealed!! 06/16/21
2223. Nostalgic memories and a turtle's curse! A deadline to save Motoki's soul!!06/12/21
2222. What's YOUR Youtube ASMR?06/05/21
2221. A new era of communication begins! Introducing Mugen Messenger!!06/04/21
2220. The Name Blame Game05/11/21
2219. Botched Shane MacMahon Promo or Drunk Ten'ou Haruka? YOU DECIDE!!03/09/21
2218. Exploding with Pleasure! Exploding with Passion! Exploding with Fury! Haruka's reaction to the end of AEW Revolution 2021!! (Spoilers)03/08/21
2217. A fight for the ages! The true story of Haruka and Michiru vs Usagi at Mugen!!03/01/21
2216. Haruka's Birthday is truly is an unfortunate time01/28/21
2215. The Cream Rises to the Top12/07/20
2214. Panic at the Discord11/30/20
2213. Haruka's Black Friday Mistake11/27/20
2212. Happy Thanksgiving from Suburban Senshi! 11/26/20
2211. Sketch Sessions 002 - Ongoing Fashion Disaster11/06/20
2210. A Special Election indeed (Sketch Sessions 0111/05/20
2209. In the name of the moon and the International Standards of Weights and Measures, I will punish you! 10/19/20
2208. WHAAAT? It's been eighteen years? Catching up with the Suburban Senshi!!08/25/20
2207. We always did have a blind spot for Venus-sama~08/17/20
2206. Some things are better off DEAD! The Suburban Senshi react to the rest of the Death Note Anime [Episodes 11-37]!!08/09/20
2205. 14 years late! The Suburban Senshi react to the Death Note anime! Episodes 1-10!!08/09/20
2204. Back in Blargh~08/04/20
2203. In a Hot Spot06/25/20
2202. [GrimDark Arc] Fear her Pink Sugar Heart Attack~06/04/20
2201. Art is in the voice of the beholder06/01/20
2200. [ Grimdark Arc ] Floating on Clouds Nine and Ten05/30/20
2199. [ Grimdark Arc ] All Fired up~05/26/20
2198. Where does Haruka get those wonderful suits?05/25/20
2197. Smile! You're in the Picture at last!05/24/20
2196. Haruka takes the Sailor Moon Drawing Challenge!!05/21/20
2195. Great Moments in Suburban Senshi History: Sad Departure05/19/20
2194. Family Flashback Fun 90's style05/17/20
2193. DEEP LORE DROP! The Spiritual Space-Screams of the Silver Millennium through Space and Time!05/15/20
2192. Lockdown Diversionary Tactics 05/14/20
2191. BEHIND THE SCENES - Suburban Senshi Podcast with Retro Fanfic Retrospective!04/17/20
2190. Blame Big Papa04/06/20
2189. In poor taste03/12/20
2188. More fun that a Big Daddy Turtle! Hiatus 1 and "Whatever happened to the Suburban Senshi" now in the story collections!!01/14/20
2187. Alexa, we're in the sh*t now. 01/08/20
2186. MST: Mansplaining to Women for Fun and Profit01/07/20
2185. Superhero Superstars of the WWE - Plus Ultra [Lashley]?01/03/20
2184. The Perils of Commercialization12/20/19
2183. That's one Powerful P*ssy12/19/19
2182. Flushed with Anticipation11/21/19
2181. Announcing the Suburban Senshi collections - The S and SuperS comics!09/15/19
2180. Beryl got Back (and got back~)09/14/19
2179. Twitter Test09/13/19
2178. The Sub. Senshi go to the Minnesota State Fair (by UltraMatt)09/01/19
2177. Quality Parenting08/30/19
2176. Science08/29/19
2175. Medical Heroics Plus Ultra08/28/19
2174. Motoki Finds True Love?08/27/19
2173. Hotaru wut u doing08/26/19
2172. Suburban Senshi is NOT old enough to Vote today! <_<08/25/19
2171. Suburban Senshi is OLD ENOUGH TO VOTE today! (08/25/19
2170. You've got to FIGHT... for the RIGHT... to POTTY~!08/13/19
2169. Back to the IRC II (Test)08/11/19


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Suburban Senshi Entry #2236 - “Oh no! Someone told Aino Minako about the Squid Games!!”
#2236 “Oh no! Someone told Aino Minako about the Squid Games!!”
Excerpt Start - 07:41 AM 10/18/21

#suburbansenshisquad
Rule34Rocks




Rule34Rocks
I didn't realise this was a point of comparison on earbuds these days
// J_Daito //
Well I mean you want to know how much "pleasure" you can get out of wearing them, no?
SpeedRcr_X
For pleasure in the ear nothing beats a Q-Tip.
Flame_Sniper
At least until you pop your eardrum :P
SpeedRcr_X
You just have to be super-careful, that's all :P
Mdm_Maestro
"Super-careful" and you are not words that belong together in the same sentence, dear.
FireFly_9
Well, if you said "Haruka-poppa is not super careful" that would work.
Mdm_Maestro
Yes, I could see that.
SpeedRcr_X
Laugh it up :P
IrnChef_Jovian
OMG have you guys seen "Squid game"?
Flame_Sniper
Yeah I saw it back when it was "Gambling Apocalypse Kaiji"
SpeedRcr_X
zawazawazawazawazawazawazawazawa
IrnChef_Jovian
...
Flame_Sniper
It pisses me off that everyone's giving Squid Games all the love and no one bothers to give Kaiji a mention.
// J_Daito //
To be fair Kaiji being epic and no one ever noticing afterwards kind of is Kaiji's deal. It would actually be be out of character for him to get famous.
C'est_La_V
Hmm if we had our own Squid Game that might be a good way to get lots of Good ratings for Ginga!!
Flame_Sniper
...You know that people die in the Squid Games, right?
C'est_La_V
¬_¬ Obviously we'd just eliminate people instead of killing them :P
Flame_Sniper
Juuust checking.
C'est_La_V is away: ponder ponder ponder
SpeedRcr_X
This could be fun
// J_Daito //
Yes, especially since "eliminate" could hte considered a synonym for "kill".
SpeedRcr_X
... Neko-chan #2 would never do that
RedCrow
Well you know, we live in an age where the Dragonballs can just bring you back to life if you die...
SpeedRcr_X
....We need to stop her (even though I'm functionally immortal because I'm banned from the afterlife)
FireFly_9
I love how you just always fail upwards, Haruka-poppa.
.'~SugaBB_2999~'.
id lav 2 b purt ov a sqid gayme
FireFly_9
This isn't the kind with tentacles, Chibiusa-chan
.'~SugaBB_2999~'. is away: o wall fak dat noize
Excerpt End - 07:58 AM 10/18/21

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October 6, 2002: Mika was admiring a park slated for demolition, when Petz attacked using Jiji, determined to unleash Chaos throughout the universe. As the Senshi just kind of waited for Pegasus to show up so they could actually do something, The Four Strange Sisters joined them, trying to kill 'taru for no good reason. Tuxedo Mask got seduced. When all hope seemed lost, the Senshi got a break through inspiration from the cries of the helpless. Sailor Moon used a specially modified pizza-based attack to win.
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