so by the time I dound him he was deep between the balls

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To be clear it was a BALL PIT

It was the only thing in the con and it was just there in the middle of the floor, deserted. It looked like a good place for a nap. Then I was suffocating.

I've had nights like that

So yesterday William Shatner went to space and had a profound existential moment.

I don't think Jeff Bezos was fully paying attention, though.

I don't get the whole "is this death" thing

Well look at it this way. He's 90 years old, and undestandably apprehensive about going up in a relatively new type of space capsule. So he's already on edge and thinking about his mortality.

Then he's shot up into the sky and experiences a rush I can only visualize, suddenly seeing the blue skies of Earth abruptly vanish to be replaced by nothing but the inky void.

For a moment he feels isolated, cut off, completely lost in an alien enviornment. Then he looks down, and sees the small, fragile Earth hanging against the backdrop of infinite night.

Who wouldn't make such a connection in that circumstance?

Me

Because I fear nothing

* sighs *

Haruka, we need to talk.

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Fear nothing, eh?