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Suburban Senshi Entry #2233 - “[Motoki Rescue Arc - END] What did history record!? The low effort resolution!!”
#2233 “[Motoki Rescue Arc - END] What did history record!? The low effort resolution!!”

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[20:32] *** Sometime in the 51st Century...
[20:33] <Cressida Sumire Xadium-Aino> [Age 8] So mom... how did the Suburban Senshi of legend ever free the mind of Crystal Tokyo's Royal Beastmaster from the evil clutches of Kamekichi?
[20:36] <@Sakura X. Aino> A lot of the records from that traumatically tempestuous time are sadly lost, but furtive fragments of the final fight still remain in some damaged datacrystals... this is what archaeologists were able to retrieve
[20:36] <@Sakura X. Aino>





[20:36] <Cressida Sumire Xadium-Aino> [Age 8] What.... am I looking at
[20:43] <@Sakura X. Aino> Well to make a long story short, Kaiju-sized Kamekichi in Motoki's mad mental mindscape vs. Michiru's Modoka Magica Magical Girl Fleshly Colossus-chan.
[20:51] <@Sakura X. Aino> There's also an excerpt from the log of the Snotilus that gives us some idea of what happened there:



"What's he whipping out there?"

"Kami-sama, it's gigantic!"

"I can see why Motoki-san won't let him go."

"He's spinning it around like some kind of helicopter blade!"

"Ugh I think I lost my chastity with that last attack!"

"Oh my god he's a SNAPPING TURTLE?!"

"Oh s[BLEEP]t Michiru's Magical Maiden just got cut clean in half! It's a massacre!"

"Haruka stop being so happy about it!"

"Wait wait they were fusions! All it did was undo the fusion form, so now there's two of them! The Mami and the ot-- oh he JUST BIT MAMI'S HEAD OFF"

"That happens to her a lot tho?"

"IT WAS A TRAP SHE BOOBYTRAPPED HER OWN HEAD AND IT EXPLODED! IT BLEW HIS HEAD CLEAN OFF!"

"That's poetic justice for you."

HE'S CRASHING DOWN! REPEAT HE'S CRASHING DOWN!

"Get back to the snotilus we need to get the hell out of dodge before he flattens us like Hotaru's chest!"

"EXCUSE ME!?"

"SET COURSE FOR THE ASS! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA?!"

"Why is he exploding like that? Did he swallow a tank of nitroglycerin or something?!"

"It's just the way! Full speed out the ass before the explosion catches us!"

"The Curse is broken!"

"Curse? But I just really like animals...?"

"You know, Motoki-san... humans are animals too."

"WHY DID YOU tell HIM! Now Mako-chan will never be--"

"Be what, Ami-san?"

"MAKO I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE AN ANIMAL!"

"Seriously."

"OH! OH!! MOTOKI-SAMA!!!"

"THIS IS QUICKLY BECOMING THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL! MUAHAHAHAHAAHAH!"

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[21:01] <Cressida Sumire Xadium-Aino> [Age 8] I think I'm gonna throw up now.
[21:02] <@Sakura X. Aino> Yeah I think that's the general consensus
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January 1, 2000: Kenji was arguing with an art teacher, when Teruru attacked using Mizugeiko, determined to find the Holy Grail. As the Senshi fell back, hopelessly outnumbered, The Amazon Trio joined them, jumping into battle only when attacked. The Moonlight Knight got kidnapped. When all hope seemed lost, the Senshi got a break through sudden incompetence on the part of the villain. Sailor Moon used a piercing scream amplified through her odango to win.
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<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I think the pose is striking, but it's not "hot"...
<FireFly_9> Maybe it is in a "Michael Jackson innocent looks spawn peodphilic tendencies" fashion...




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