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<FireFly_9> Hmm, according to https://www.agonist.org/archives/006382.html, all that "gold" that the US supposedly siezed in Iraq was just melted down copper...
<// J_Daito //> Muahahaha... and the Neo-Dark Kingdom's secret plot continues apace...
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I can see that evil snicker on your face from here, Jed...
<// J_Daito //> Hehheh... soon, with out vast store of gold, we will fashion a new state of the art heqdquarters and take over the world!
<FireFly_9> Pardon me, but I was under the impression that the Dark Kingdom had fallen...
<// J_Daito //> Well, it had... this is the NEO Dark Kingdom, led by ME!
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> And You got the gold? I bet some black ops group stole it and is planning to build Area 52 with it.
<// J_Daito //> The "Independence Day" theory?
<FireFly_9> Actually, Area 52 already exists, it's called "Area 6413" and is in Utah.
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Man, you know I don't believe that conspiracy bulls.
<FireFly_9> This comes from Popular Mechanics.
<FireFly_9> https://popularmechanics.com/science/military/1997/6/new_area_51/
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Holy ! If they say it, it must be true!
<// J_Daito //> Waitaminute.. did you say Utah?
<FireFly_9> Yes...
<// J_Daito //> It wouldn't be near White Sands, would it?
<FireFly_9> More or less, yes...
<// J_Daito //> But *I* was building a base there!!
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Eminent Domain, my friend... Eminent Domain...
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> wat des eminem gat 2 do wit diz sit?
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Looks like the Government stole Jeddy's secret base.
<// J_Daito //> But now where will I house my army!?
<FireFly_9> What army would that be?
<// J_Daito //> You don't think all those reality TV shows actually generate those monster ratings on their OWN, do you?!
<FireFly_9> I somehow knew there had to be some sinister plot behind them...
<// J_Daito //> Every lowbrow hick in America was going to be my willing slave! I was going to
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Have a massive force of unthinking fatass couch potatoes which would take over the lavatory at commercial break?
<// J_Daito //> I *only* needed their bodies for alien egg incubators!
<FireFly_9> Alien... eggs?
<// J_Daito //> Yes, from here!
* FireFly_9 looks at the picture J_Daito scanned in
<FireFly_9> LOL
<// J_Daito //> What O goth grrl
<FireFly_9> This is the same company...
<// J_Daito //> Yes?
<FireFly_9> The same company that sells sea monkeys...
<// J_Daito //> Sea what now?
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ROFL
<GERMATOID> WHAT ARE YOU ALL LAUGHING AT?! THOSE ARE SO USEFUL! WHY, WHEN I WAS A BOY I'D BUY THOUSANDS AT A TIME AND FORCE MUTATE THEM INTO KILLER SEA-PREDATORS!
<FireFly_9> The things I learn about you every day, papa...
<GERMATOID> OF COURSE THEY ONLY LIVED FOR ABOUT SIX MINUTES... WHETHER THAT WAS BECAUSE OF THE RADIATION
<GERMATOID> OR THE FACT THAT SEA MONKEYS ARE A LOAD OF CRAP I DON'T KNOW... MUAHAHAHAHAHA!
<// J_Daito //> Load of...
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> dat stuf watz in Ur bran, yz.
<// J_Daito //> ARRRRRGH!!
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