2243. Mina-P's Special Time DEBUT 04/26/22
2242. [Retraction!] Skip Wolf Warrior 204/10/22
2241. [ Movie Review ] Wolf Warrior 204/09/22
2240. A new era begins! Mina-P's Exciting time!! 02/14/22
2239. Haruka Ten'ou is Marked for Death! (No she just saw a crappy 90's movie)12/14/21
2238. Suburban Senshi Thanksgiving Special in December! MST of The Humanoid!!12/11/21
2237. [SPAM MiST] Haruka's desperation! Searching Emails for the secret to Better Loving!!11/08/21
2236. Oh no! Someone told Aino Minako about the Squid Games!!10/18/21
2235. Hit 'em with your best shot10/15/21
2234. A Star Treks into musings of mortality10/14/21
2233. [Motoki Rescue Arc - END] What did history record!? The low effort resolution!!10/03/21
2232. [Motoki Rescue Arc] Michiru makes her move! It's a Monstrous Magia Maiden!10/02/21
2231. [Motoki Rescue Arc] Holy id, Batman! The Darkest Timeline approaches!!09/29/21
2230. [Motoki Rescue Arc] A new Challenger Appears?! Wait, that's--!09/19/21
2229. [Motoki Rescue Arc] What evil lurks in the mind of Mo'09/08/21
2228. [Motoki Rescue Arc] Breaking Through! From one crazed mind to another!!08/24/21
2227. [Motoki Rescue Arc] Into the Mind of Motoki! The only taste is Salt!!08/02/21
2226. [MOTOKI RESCUE ARC] Stranded07/23/21
2225. [Motoki Rescue Arc] Enter - THE SNOTILUS06/23/21
2224. [ Motoki Rescue Arc ] Scanning the Brain! Motoki's damaged mentality revealed!! 06/16/21
2223. Nostalgic memories and a turtle's curse! A deadline to save Motoki's soul!!06/12/21
2222. What's YOUR Youtube ASMR?06/05/21
2221. A new era of communication begins! Introducing Mugen Messenger!!06/04/21
2220. The Name Blame Game05/11/21
2219. Botched Shane MacMahon Promo or Drunk Ten'ou Haruka? YOU DECIDE!!03/09/21
2218. Exploding with Pleasure! Exploding with Passion! Exploding with Fury! Haruka's reaction to the end of AEW Revolution 2021!! (Spoilers)03/08/21
2217. A fight for the ages! The true story of Haruka and Michiru vs Usagi at Mugen!!03/01/21
2216. Haruka's Birthday is truly is an unfortunate time01/28/21
2215. The Cream Rises to the Top12/07/20
2214. Panic at the Discord11/30/20
2213. Haruka's Black Friday Mistake11/27/20
2212. Happy Thanksgiving from Suburban Senshi! 11/26/20
2211. Sketch Sessions 002 - Ongoing Fashion Disaster11/06/20
2210. A Special Election indeed (Sketch Sessions 0111/05/20
2209. In the name of the moon and the International Standards of Weights and Measures, I will punish you! 10/19/20
2208. WHAAAT? It's been eighteen years? Catching up with the Suburban Senshi!!08/25/20
2207. We always did have a blind spot for Venus-sama~08/17/20
2206. Some things are better off DEAD! The Suburban Senshi react to the rest of the Death Note Anime [Episodes 11-37]!!08/09/20
2205. 14 years late! The Suburban Senshi react to the Death Note anime! Episodes 1-10!!08/09/20
2204. Back in Blargh~08/04/20
2203. In a Hot Spot06/25/20
2202. [GrimDark Arc] Fear her Pink Sugar Heart Attack~06/04/20
2201. Art is in the voice of the beholder06/01/20
2200. [ Grimdark Arc ] Floating on Clouds Nine and Ten05/30/20
2199. [ Grimdark Arc ] All Fired up~05/26/20
2198. Where does Haruka get those wonderful suits?05/25/20
2197. Smile! You're in the Picture at last!05/24/20
2196. Haruka takes the Sailor Moon Drawing Challenge!!05/21/20
2195. Great Moments in Suburban Senshi History: Sad Departure05/19/20
2194. Family Flashback Fun 90's style05/17/20
2193. DEEP LORE DROP! The Spiritual Space-Screams of the Silver Millennium through Space and Time!05/15/20
2192. Lockdown Diversionary Tactics 05/14/20
2191. BEHIND THE SCENES - Suburban Senshi Podcast with Retro Fanfic Retrospective!04/17/20
2190. Blame Big Papa04/06/20
2189. In poor taste03/12/20
2188. More fun that a Big Daddy Turtle! Hiatus 1 and "Whatever happened to the Suburban Senshi" now in the story collections!!01/14/20
2187. Alexa, we're in the sh*t now. 01/08/20
2186. MST: Mansplaining to Women for Fun and Profit01/07/20
2185. Superhero Superstars of the WWE - Plus Ultra [Lashley]?01/03/20
2184. The Perils of Commercialization12/20/19
2183. That's one Powerful P*ssy12/19/19
2182. Flushed with Anticipation11/21/19
2181. Announcing the Suburban Senshi collections - The S and SuperS comics!09/15/19
2180. Beryl got Back (and got back~)09/14/19
2179. Twitter Test09/13/19
2178. The Sub. Senshi go to the Minnesota State Fair (by UltraMatt)09/01/19
2177. Quality Parenting08/30/19
2176. Science08/29/19
2175. Medical Heroics Plus Ultra08/28/19
2174. Motoki Finds True Love?08/27/19
2173. Hotaru wut u doing08/26/19
2172. Suburban Senshi is NOT old enough to Vote today! <_<08/25/19
2171. Suburban Senshi is OLD ENOUGH TO VOTE today! (08/25/19
2170. You've got to FIGHT... for the RIGHT... to POTTY~!08/13/19
2169. Back to the IRC II (Test)08/11/19


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Suburban Senshi Entry #2228 - “[Motoki Rescue Arc] Breaking Through! From one crazed mind to another!!”
#2228 “[Motoki Rescue Arc] Breaking Through! From one crazed mind to another!!”
Excerpt Start - 07:33 PM 08/24/21

#suburbansenshisquad
FireFly_9
Personal Log: Nineteen years ago, Haruka-poppa started her blog on the internet. Ninteen years later she has taken us into the body of Furuhata Motoki-san, and somehow completely misjudged the location of the mind-brain interface, so instread of fighting the Turtle Demon in Motoki-sans's head, we got routed into Haruka-poppa's mind instead.
FireFly_9
I am somehow not surprised at what we found there.
FireFly_9
But I wonder how we will ever defeat the monster in Motoki-san's mind if we can't even reach it.
// J_Daito //
The answer is mutiny.
FireFly_9
You just want an excuse to fight her :P
// J_Daito //
Yes.
.'~SugaBB_2999~'.
ror i kan halp
.'~SugaBB_2999~'.
4 a prise
FireFly_9
Some favors come at too high a price!
.'~SugaBB_2999~'.
wat wuld u kno abut komang
FireFly_9
....
FireFly_9
I'll have you know in the past Artemis and I were an item!
.'~SugaBB_2999~'.
eww dats dasgastqng!! an u tol mi 2 stey awey fram elioz!!
FireFly_9
HE WASA HORSE AT THE TIME!
.'~SugaBB_2999~'.
an atrimass iz a KAT
FireFly_9
HE WAS A HUMAN AT THE TIME
.'~SugaBB_2999~'.
sew?! Elioz cud bcum a humen 2!!
// J_Daito //
...
// J_Daito //
Sounds to me like the both of you can empathize more with Furuhata than you know.
.'~SugaBB_2999~'.
u shat up u war bangan a yoma datz nat humen eaidar!!
// J_Daito //
I don't have the hangups you people have.
FireFly_9
Why are we talking about this? We need to get back into Motoki-san's mind!
.'~SugaBB_2999~'.
sew mek a deel wit mi
.'~SugaBB_2999~'.
i;l usz da legandari mystariuz ilusionari slivar kistak ganzoishue ov da futar 2 mak tit happan
// J_Daito //
Tomoe the younger would definitely need magical help to "make tit happen"
FireFly_9
I'll kill you all ☠
FireFly_9
* unsheathes the silence glaive and swipes at you all *
// J_Daito //
* combines forces witht he diseased turnip-head no senshi and deflects the attack outside the Snotilus and towards Furuhata's mind *
FireFly_9
WHAT WAIT
.'~SugaBB_2999~'.
hehehe al akording 2 kay c[BLEEP]k ew
FireFly_9
IT'S MAKING CONTACT WITH HIS MIND
FireFly_9
Oh my f[BLEEP]king god
// J_Daito //
What deranged hell are we entering now
Excerpt End - 10:34 PM 08/24/21

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