Captain's Log: July 23rd, 2021 - It's been a month since the Snotilus entered the body of Furuhata Motoki from the wrong angle. The crew have blamed me for shooting it up his ass opposed to his nose, but it's not my fault that the gauges were super-hard to read with beer goggles on.
Right now we're struggling to make our way up the intestines like Andy Dufresne trying to escape Shawshank through a river of s[BLEEP]t, but it's slow going as he keeps eating.
There are severe concerns we might not be able to make it to his brain by the deadline, but I've tasked the crew with coming up with some kind of way to get through this s[BLEEP]t as quickly as possible
Personal log: 7/23/2021 - There is very little left to eat on the Snotilus. Haruka-poppa has stranded us in Motoki-san's body and we are surrounded day and night by a brown hellscape, occasionally punctuated by some strange matter. We are reduced to guessing as to what Motoki-san has been eating, and wishing for death as we battle for the last scraps of canned food in the galley. Artemis is starting to look very delicious, though Ami-san keeps reminding us he's all fur and there's not much meat on his bones.
Personal log: 7/23/2021 - I've always wanted Hotaru to notice me, but I don't like the way she's looking at me lately. I've been sharpening my claws every day in case I need to take her out. I don't know how I could survive fighting Sailor Saturn, so I'd have to wait till she was weakened after having read Yeats and ... "Drained" her energy enjoying it.
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Haruka is testing me with her atrocious handling of this mission. And on top of that no on in this damnable submarine wants to eat the food I've prepared for them.
I HAVE DEVISED A METHOD TO GET US TO MOTOKI'S BRAIN. I WILL JUST NEED A WAY TO BLOCK HIS COLON SO THAT WHEN I LIGHT THE FIRE THE EXPLOSION FUNNELS INWARDS AND SHOVES US UP THE GI TRACT INSTEAD OF DOWN! MUAHAHAHAHAHAH!
I'm not sure I like the look in hakase-sama's eyes...
Excerpt End - 02:22 PM 07/23/21
November 11, 1998: Umino was daydreaming about the future, when Germatoid attacked using Kigaan, determined to find the Rabbit. As the Senshi powered up in righteous anger, The Four Strange Sisters joined them, callously watching from the distance. Prince Endymion got impaled in the shoulder. When all hope seemed lost, the Senshi got a break through a startling revelation regarding a previously overlooked minor plot point. Sailor Moon used a boost of energy from Pegasus to win.
<// J_Daito //> Oh please, any old fool could put brush to canvas, slosh it around a few times and call it "art"! Why I could force feed the Spore a diet of sugar and pop rocks, hang her upside down over a canvas, punch her in the gut and call the ultimate result of her projectile regurgitus "art" and make more than you, and in half the time!!
Suburban Senshi: Bring them HERE... for Interrogation!