2235. Hit 'em with your best shot10/15/21
2234. A Star Treks into musings of mortality10/14/21
2233. [Motoki Rescue Arc - END] What did history record!? The low effort resolution!!10/03/21
2232. [Motoki Rescue Arc] Michiru makes her move! It's a Monstrous Magia Maiden!10/02/21
2231. [Motoki Rescue Arc] Holy id, Batman! The Darkest Timeline approaches!!09/29/21
2230. [Motoki Rescue Arc] A new Challenger Appears?! Wait, that's--!09/19/21
2229. [Motoki Rescue Arc] What evil lurks in the mind of Mo'09/08/21
2228. [Motoki Rescue Arc] Breaking Through! From one crazed mind to another!!08/24/21
2227. [Motoki Rescue Arc] Into the Mind of Motoki! The only taste is Salt!!08/02/21
2226. [MOTOKI RESCUE ARC] Stranded07/23/21
2225. [Motoki Rescue Arc] Enter - THE SNOTILUS06/23/21
2224. [ Motoki Rescue Arc ] Scanning the Brain! Motoki's damaged mentality revealed!! 06/16/21
2223. Nostalgic memories and a turtle's curse! A deadline to save Motoki's soul!!06/12/21
2222. What's YOUR Youtube ASMR?06/05/21
2221. A new era of communication begins! Introducing Mugen Messenger!!06/04/21
2220. The Name Blame Game05/11/21
2219. Botched Shane MacMahon Promo or Drunk Ten'ou Haruka? YOU DECIDE!!03/09/21
2218. Exploding with Pleasure! Exploding with Passion! Exploding with Fury! Haruka's reaction to the end of AEW Revolution 2021!! (Spoilers)03/08/21
2217. A fight for the ages! The true story of Haruka and Michiru vs Usagi at Mugen!!03/01/21
2216. Haruka's Birthday is truly is an unfortunate time01/28/21
2215. The Cream Rises to the Top12/07/20
2214. Panic at the Discord11/30/20
2213. Haruka's Black Friday Mistake11/27/20
2212. Happy Thanksgiving from Suburban Senshi! 11/26/20
2211. Sketch Sessions 002 - Ongoing Fashion Disaster11/06/20
2210. A Special Election indeed (Sketch Sessions 0111/05/20
2209. In the name of the moon and the International Standards of Weights and Measures, I will punish you! 10/19/20
2208. WHAAAT? It's been eighteen years? Catching up with the Suburban Senshi!!08/25/20
2207. We always did have a blind spot for Venus-sama~08/17/20
2206. Some things are better off DEAD! The Suburban Senshi react to the rest of the Death Note Anime [Episodes 11-37]!!08/09/20
2205. 14 years late! The Suburban Senshi react to the Death Note anime! Episodes 1-10!!08/09/20
2204. Back in Blargh~08/04/20
2203. In a Hot Spot06/25/20
2202. [GrimDark Arc] Fear her Pink Sugar Heart Attack~06/04/20
2201. Art is in the voice of the beholder06/01/20
2200. [ Grimdark Arc ] Floating on Clouds Nine and Ten05/30/20
2199. [ Grimdark Arc ] All Fired up~05/26/20
2198. Where does Haruka get those wonderful suits?05/25/20
2197. Smile! You're in the Picture at last!05/24/20
2196. Haruka takes the Sailor Moon Drawing Challenge!!05/21/20
2195. Great Moments in Suburban Senshi History: Sad Departure05/19/20
2194. Family Flashback Fun 90's style05/17/20
2193. DEEP LORE DROP! The Spiritual Space-Screams of the Silver Millennium through Space and Time!05/15/20
2192. Lockdown Diversionary Tactics 05/14/20
2191. BEHIND THE SCENES - Suburban Senshi Podcast with Retro Fanfic Retrospective!04/17/20
2190. Blame Big Papa04/06/20
2189. In poor taste03/12/20
2188. More fun that a Big Daddy Turtle! Hiatus 1 and "Whatever happened to the Suburban Senshi" now in the story collections!!01/14/20
2187. Alexa, we're in the sh*t now. 01/08/20
2186. MST: Mansplaining to Women for Fun and Profit01/07/20
2185. Superhero Superstars of the WWE - Plus Ultra [Lashley]?01/03/20
2184. The Perils of Commercialization12/20/19
2183. That's one Powerful P*ssy12/19/19
2182. Flushed with Anticipation11/21/19
2181. Announcing the Suburban Senshi collections - The S and SuperS comics!09/15/19
2180. Beryl got Back (and got back~)09/14/19
2179. Twitter Test09/13/19
2178. The Sub. Senshi go to the Minnesota State Fair (by UltraMatt)09/01/19
2177. Quality Parenting08/30/19
2176. Science08/29/19
2175. Medical Heroics Plus Ultra08/28/19
2174. Motoki Finds True Love?08/27/19
2173. Hotaru wut u doing08/26/19
2172. Suburban Senshi is NOT old enough to Vote today! <_<08/25/19
2171. Suburban Senshi is OLD ENOUGH TO VOTE today! (08/25/19
2170. You've got to FIGHT... for the RIGHT... to POTTY~!08/13/19
2169. Back to the IRC II (Test)08/11/19


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Suburban Senshi Entry #2224 - “[ Motoki Rescue Arc ] Scanning the Brain! Motoki's damaged mentality revealed!! ”
#2224 “[ Motoki Rescue Arc ] Scanning the Brain! Motoki's damaged mentality revealed!! ”
Excerpt Start - 11:01 PM 06/16/21

#suburbansenshisquad
setsy_meioh
I'm telling you that a good fishnet will forgive a multitude of sins.
FireFly_9
Look I don't know if you were deceived into buying a ton of that material or something, but if _all
FireFly_9
if ALL your fashions are based soley on fishnets you have a very niche market.
CherryBlossomStorm
Yeah, like 'Klingon Concubine Fetish' niche.
setsy_meioh
I wish the Empire would invade me...
FireFly_9
... so has there been any movement on the whole "Exorcise Motoki-san" front? Time is running out.
GERMATOID
IT'S A VERY DEEP INFECTION THAT ISN'T JUST OCCULT! LOOK AT THIS BRAIN SCAN!
Charm_BUSTer




Charm_BUSTer
That thing is wrapped deep around his brain stem.
C'est_La_V
...
C'est_La_V
Ano... how can we get it out without killing him?
SpeedRcr_X
We should totally make this Captain America shield and then hit him with it and when he's dead get them to remove the infection in the afterlife and then use the Dragonballs to revive him.
Flame_Sniper
So you're saying... to save Motoki-san we have to kill Motoki-san.
SpeedRcr_X
Modern problems require modern solutions.
// J_Daito //
I knew there was a reason I tolerated you, Ten'ou
Mizunomics01
I like this plan... since the Dragonballs were last used a few months ago to cure Mr. Satan's warts, there will have to be a long waiting period before we can revive Motoki-san...
Rule34Rocks
...We all know why you'd like such a delay, Ami.
Mizunomics01
* has no ulterior motives in regard to showing Mako-chan a better, more pleasurable way of life in the interim. No, not at all. *
The Vampire Lyrica Hubert
Look we know you're horny for her, but can't you just be happy for her and her life choices? If you truly love her, you have to let her go.
GERMATOID
OR CLONE HER! MUAHAHAHAHAHA
Mizunomics01
.................................................
Mizunomics01 is away: This had not occurred to me. I need some DNA.
FireFly_9
PAPA WHAT HAVE YOU INCITED NOW
GERMATOID
* IS TOTALLY INNOCENT. *
Flame_Sniper
Well ... I... what. Nevermind. What about Motoki-san?
GERMATOID
WE SHALL HAVE TO MINATURIZE OURSELVES AND GO ON A FANTASTIC VOYAGE INTO HIS BODY AND DEFEAT THE BEAST THERE! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
ThatGuyWith_Maskses
You'll have to do this on your own. I don't enter other men.
// J_Daito //
That's not what Zoisite said
EmaSkye_LAPD
This could be fascinating, scientifically speaking.
GERMATOID
I HAPPEN TO HAVE THE PLANS FOR A BODY INSERTION SUBMARINE PROPPING UP ONE OF THE DESKS
GERMATOID
GIVE ME A FEW DAYS TO FIND AND BUILD THE SNOTILUS
FireFly_9
...snot-ilus?
GERMATOID
YES IT'S GOING TO GO UP HIS NOSE. FASTEST WAY TO THE BRAIN
Rule34Rocks
What about the ears?
GERMATOID
NOT ENOUGH SNOT IN THE EARS
FireFly_9
What does that have to do w... no I don't want to know.
Excerpt End - 11:19 PM 06/16/21

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March 21, 1997: Seiya was accused of falling in love with a nun, when Kaolinite attacked using Kigurumiko, determined to seduce Prince Endymion. As the Senshi got tied up by the monster's tricks, Haruka and Sailor Neptune arrived in a shower of sakura petals, urging the girls to be ruthless and make sacrifices. The Moonlight Knight got confronted by his ghostly future self. When all hope seemed lost, the Senshi got a break through Queen Beryl freaking out and calling a retreat. Sailor Moon used a sudden powerup via the Holy Grail to win.
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