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Suburban Senshi Entry #2223 - “Nostalgic memories and a turtle's curse! A deadline to save Motoki's soul!!”
#2223 “Nostalgic memories and a turtle's curse! A deadline to save Motoki's soul!!”
Excerpt Start - 12:12 PM 06/12/21

#suburbansenshisquad
ThatGuyWith_Maskses
I got it back inside in time, so there was only a little mess and after I de-henshined it was all okay
=/\catablanca/\=
... I uhh...
Flame_Sniper
Never tell that story again, Mamoru-san.
SpeedRcr_X
You know what story I want to tell. Something new. Not the same old s[BLEEP]t repeated over and over again, but sometimes in a glossy edition, or sometimes in an oversized edition, or sometimes in a glossy AND oversized edition.
Moon_Princess
You're just jealous because I discovered the easiest way to print ¥ and you haven't!
SpeedRcr_X
No see your problem is you stole our life stories and because we haven't given you any more info to work with you're stuck having to go back to the same well again and again and again :P
Moon_Princess
Well all you do these days is talk about nonsense and random things that are all ecchi that I can't sell! ><
SpeedRcr_X
Exactly So go f[BLEEP]k off
SpeedRcr_X
For example what I do want to talk about is hazy 1990s memories I have as a kid!
SpeedRcr_X
Well a teen but w/e
SpeedRcr_X
Like with our satellite dish we'd always catch these American commercials from AT&T about the kind of future they would bring us
SpeedRcr_X
And looking at it we sort of got it, even if the results were more boring - looking. Like Google Home remotely controls your house, Zoom does the remote meeting / learning stuff, there are smartrwatches out there that can take / make calls.... the only things really missing are DMV Kiosks, medical histories on cards and insta-translations, but at least two out of those three are coming
// J_Daito //
LOL it only took 16 years
Mizunomics01
From a technological perspective, 16 years is nothing. That's well within a person's lifetime. Imagine it, the technological sea change you lived through, Haruka-san. And it's not even over yet.
EmaSkye_LAPD
Well if we're talking hazy memories...
EmaSkye_LAPD
Imagine being an impressionble kid of like 4-5, being up at around midnight or one, way past your bedtime... and then seeing stuff like this on public television.
Reverend_H
Yo, dat's basically like trippin' balls without da drugs, yo.
FireFly_9
That's freaking me out now and I'm stone cold sober.
Mizunomics01
Sorry to change the topic but I think Mako-chan needs an intervention
Mdm_Maestro
Whatever for, dear?
Mizunomics01
She had me build her this:




Agent McFUNderson
...but Gamera is a friend to all turtles!!
Agent McFUNderson
Err, children!
Mizunomics01
I think, despite my repeated advice that she'd be better off with someone who cared more for her than they did turtles, she still wants to reclaim her husband from the grip of those reptiles.
Reverend_H
Yo Ami-san stop tryna be a homewrecka yo
Mizunomics01
...I have no idea what you mean
Mizunomics01
* adjusts her glasses *
Flame_Sniper
Look, I've been consulting the sacred flame on this and I'm pretty sure the reason Motoki is the way he is is that a curse was placed on him by the first Kamekichi way back when
spiritflame
October 4th, 2003
spiritflame
17 years, 8 months, 8 days ago
SpeedRcr_X
Jesus f[BLEEP]k has it been that long
.'~SugaBB_2999~'.
ror ul gat used 2 tat, wen u hav a sanshi lifspen deyz jast blead in2 ech odar
FireFly_9
His curse has basically almost achieved the age of majority.
Flame_Sniper
...that means if we don't cure him by October 4th... he may never be cured...
.'~SugaBB_2999~'.
an mako-chun wal comat tartal genoside...
MurdeR_Grrl
But the original kamekichi is dead how the hell do you break that curse?
Flame_Sniper
We're going to have to try and exorcise Motoki-san.
Excerpt End - 01:21 PM 06/12/21

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July 11, 1998: Himeko was waiting at a bus stop, when Teruru attacked using Suzuran, determined to set the senshi against one another. As the Senshi powered up in righteous anger, Demando joined them, commenting on how cruel and heartless the enemies were. The Moonlight Knight got pissed because he was unable to complete his corny speech. When all hope seemed lost, the Senshi got a break through a sudden Dead Scream attack. Sailor Moon used a specially modified pizza-based attack to win.
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