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Suburban Senshi Entry #2213 - “Haruka's Black Friday Mistake”
#2213 “Haruka's Black Friday Mistake”
Mdm_Maestro 11/27/2020
Well that was an embarrassing trip to the emergency room.
C'est_La_V 11/27/2020
What happened??
Mdm_Maestro 11/27/2020
thinks of how to put this delicately, but can't
Mdm_Maestro 11/27/2020
...You know how... "massagers" are generally also... "dual purpose" items?
C'est_La_V 11/27/2020
You mean like Ami-chan's Hello Kitty??
Mdm_Maestro 11/27/2020
Yes, well... Haruka saw an ad for a massager the other day.
// J_Daito // 11/27/2020
How do you get from a massager to the ER?
Mdm_Maestro 11/27/2020
Well, in her quest for supreme.... "relaxation" she acquired this:
Mdm_Maestro 11/27/2020




// J_Daito // 11/27/2020
That... is a *gun*.
Mdm_Maestro 11/27/2020
As she discovered when she applied it... to herself.
// J_Daito // 11/27/2020
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Mdm_Maestro 11/27/2020
I can still hear the screams.





August 13, 2000: Grandpa Hino and Rei were in a toy store, when Jedite attacked using Ayatoriko, determined to kill Sailor Moon. As the Senshi got their teamwork together, Haruka and Sailor Neptune arrived in a shower of sakura petals, trying to kill 'taru for no good reason. Prince Endymion got offended that the villains were misusing roses. When all hope seemed lost, the Senshi got a break through a precision-guided rose throw from Seiya. Sailor Moon used a secret weapon that up until that moment had been sitting in plain sight to win.
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"...those grey guys are coming to give everyone in the world free proctological exams!"
-- Sailor Uranus on Grey Aliens




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