Suburban Senshi: Defying the Laws of Physics Daily.
#221: “Random fun”

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*** Topic is '-= WTB: Privacy Screen for Crystal Tokyo Outhouse =-'
<FireFly_9> Chibiusa-chan, I'm quite bored.
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> y dnt u trn in2 misres 9 and kik da sit out of ppl agn horatru-chn?
<FireFly_9> ^_^;; It's not exactly something I can do at will, you know. Besides, Mistress 9 was completely Exorcised from my body by Sailormoon.
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> U meen wen momy blw up UR bdy?
<FireFly_9> ...
<FireFly_9> Yes... when your mother blew up my body.
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I don't get you, Hotaru
<FireFly_9> ?
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> You get all pissy when I tried to blow up your body, but you let it slide with Usagi-neko... what gives?
<FireFly_9> First of all, she wasn't doing it out of irrational bloodlust, and *I* was actually the one who ripped myself apart, thank you.
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> I tht dat was salor satan
<FireFly_9> I *am* Sailor Saturn.
<// J_Daito //> I dunno... she usually seems to show up outside of you.
<FireFly_9> That is merely a psychokinetic projection.
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> Venis-chn clled 1 of her BFs a psycokintic 1nce
<FireFly_9> I think you mean "psychotic"
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> No dats wat Moamo-chn cals Puu
<FireFly_9> ^_^;;
<// J_Daito //> The Desperate Time Senshi will stoop to no bounds!!
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> True, true... I seem to recall her coming after *you*...
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> ROFL
<// J_Daito //> Shut up mushroom child! At least I don't have an electra complex!!
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> I gt over dat log ago!
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yes, now she chases farm animals
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> Pgasus is nt a frm aminal!
<// J_Daito //> Sorry, he's like sea-biscuit
<FireFly_9> Is there anything they won't name horses? What is a "sea-biscuit", anyway?
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> What sharks call small children swimming alone offshore?
<// J_Daito //> Cold, Ten'ou... cold. I like it.
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I try
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> U playa hataz
<// J_Daito //> You are so NOT a 'playa'
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> I B da hip op rulr of da 31st sentury!! I gotz da syle and Da lok of futr funky frshnis!
<// J_Daito //> ... I forgot my ing decoder ring
<FireFly_9> Something about "hip hop funky freshness"
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> HAAHAHA ROFL
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> itz nt funy!!!
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> No, I mean the idea of Hotaru uttering the phrase "hip hop funky freshness"
<// J_Daito //> LOL
<FireFly_9> For your edification, i did not "utter" it, I typed it.
<// J_Daito //> hah... I can see the veins sticking out of her forehead now
<FireFly_9> ...
<GERMATOID> YOU PEOPLE REALLY WANT TO KNOW HOW TO TICK OFF HOTARU-CHAN?
<FireFly_9> No, papa!
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Do tell!
<// J_Daito //> Go for it
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> giv me my sucret waeopon
<GERMATOID> DON'T FEED HER FOR A WEEK! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
<// J_Daito //> ...
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> No wonder she's so damn thin.
<FireFly_9> ...
<FireFly_9> Why am I developing a persecution complex?
<// J_Daito //> Hey, prof, as long as you're here, can you tell me why my computer keeps crashing?
<GERMATOID> WHAT, THE 386 WITH 1 MEG OF RAM AND A 40 MB HARD DRIVE?
<// J_Daito //> That's the one
<GERMATOID> BECAUSE IT'S CRAP, LAMER! MUAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH!
<// J_Daito //> Come over here and say that, you bespectacled, shadowy coffee-loving FREAK!
<GERMATOID> YOU'RE JUST TICKED OFF BECAUSE I'M A FUNNIER VILLAIN THAN YOU WERE!!
<// J_Daito //> Oh yeah!? YOU were taking orders from your DAUGHTER!!
<GERMATOID> BUT I GOT TO MAKE DAIMONS AND BREAK GLASSES AND MAKE TASTY COFFEE! WHAT DID YOU DO? GET FRIED BY SAILOR MARS AND RUN OVER BY A PLANE!! MUAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
<// J_Daito //> Dammit! It's not funny! Planes are HEAVY!
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Hahahah poor you, going after Sailor MArs
<// J_Daito //> What!? I could have won!
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> U ppl suk
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> I wnt jcy sandal
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Juicy sandals?
<FireFly_9> Scandal
<// J_Daito //> Here's one, runt:
<// J_Daito //> Sailor Pluto IS your dad!
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> I knw dat
<// J_Daito //> ... WTF?
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> Clonig is wunderul
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