2211. Sketch Sessions 002 - Ongoing Fashion Disaster11/06/20
2210. A Special Election indeed (Sketch Sessions 0111/05/20
2209. In the name of the moon and the International Standards of Weights and Measures, I will punish you! 10/19/20
2208. WHAAAT? It's been eighteen years? Catching up with the Suburban Senshi!!08/25/20
2207. We always did have a blind spot for Venus-sama~08/17/20
2206. Some things are better off DEAD! The Suburban Senshi react to the rest of the Death Note Anime [Episodes 11-37]!!08/09/20
2205. 14 years late! The Suburban Senshi react to the Death Note anime! Episodes 1-10!!08/09/20
2204. Back in Blargh~08/04/20
2203. In a Hot Spot06/25/20
2202. [GrimDark Arc] Fear her Pink Sugar Heart Attack~06/04/20
2201. Art is in the voice of the beholder06/01/20
2200. [ Grimdark Arc ] Floating on Clouds Nine and Ten05/30/20
2199. [ Grimdark Arc ] All Fired up~05/26/20
2198. Where does Haruka get those wonderful suits?05/25/20
2197. Smile! You're in the Picture at last!05/24/20
2196. Haruka takes the Sailor Moon Drawing Challenge!!05/21/20
2195. Great Moments in Suburban Senshi History: Sad Departure05/19/20
2194. Family Flashback Fun 90's style05/17/20
2193. DEEP LORE DROP! The Spiritual Space-Screams of the Silver Millennium through Space and Time!05/15/20
2192. Lockdown Diversionary Tactics 05/14/20
2191. BEHIND THE SCENES - Suburban Senshi Podcast with Retro Fanfic Retrospective!04/17/20
2190. Blame Big Papa04/06/20
2189. In poor taste03/12/20
2188. More fun that a Big Daddy Turtle! Hiatus 1 and "Whatever happened to the Suburban Senshi" now in the story collections!!01/14/20
2187. Alexa, we're in the sh*t now. 01/08/20
2186. MST: Mansplaining to Women for Fun and Profit01/07/20
2185. Superhero Superstars of the WWE - Plus Ultra [Lashley]?01/03/20
2184. The Perils of Commercialization12/20/19
2183. That's one Powerful P*ssy12/19/19
2182. Flushed with Anticipation11/21/19
2181. Announcing the Suburban Senshi collections - The S and SuperS comics!09/15/19
2180. Beryl got Back (and got back~)09/14/19
2179. Twitter Test09/13/19
2178. The Sub. Senshi go to the Minnesota State Fair (by UltraMatt)09/01/19
2177. Quality Parenting08/30/19
2176. Science08/29/19
2175. Medical Heroics Plus Ultra08/28/19
2174. Motoki Finds True Love?08/27/19
2173. Hotaru wut u doing08/26/19
2172. Suburban Senshi is NOT old enough to Vote today! <_<08/25/19
2171. Suburban Senshi is OLD ENOUGH TO VOTE today! (08/25/19
2170. You've got to FIGHT... for the RIGHT... to POTTY~!08/13/19
2169. Back to the IRC II (Test)08/11/19


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Suburban Senshi Entry #2209 - “In the name of the moon and the International Standards of Weights and Measures, I will punish you! ”
#2209 “In the name of the moon and the International Standards of Weights and Measures, I will punish you! ”
Flame_Sniper 10/19/2020
You know we really do need to hang out online more. It's been like two months since we posted.
SpeedRcr_X 10/19/2020
Look I haven't had the will to post since I found out a horrible truth.
FireFly_9 10/19/2020
What horrible truth? That your whole life has been a waste?
SpeedRcr_X 10/19/2020
Wow, you're harsh today.
FireFly_9 10/19/2020
I'm sorry, it's too early for me today. As someone who appreciates the tender embrace of the darkness, this is far too early for me.
SpeedRcr_X 10/19/2020
Yeah well I know a truth that will break your mind into little pieces.
FireFly_9 10/19/2020
And what would that be?
SpeedRcr_X 10/19/2020
Well you know how the universe is so ridiculously big that the scale of it, if we could comprehend it, would break our minds?
FireFly_9 10/19/2020
Yes~?
SpeedRcr_X 10/19/2020
Well the mind-breakery of scale has damagedly corrupted my mind in the other direction. And it should break you too.
FireFly_9 10/19/2020
I don't understand. I'm well aware of the awe ad majesty of both the cosmos and the microverse.
SpeedRcr_X 10/19/2020
Yeah well you're not ready for this
FireFly_9 10/19/2020
Ready for what will you just tell me already, Haruka-poppa?!
SpeedRcr_X 10/19/2020
YOU'RE NOT READY
FireFly_9 10/19/2020
I AM!
SpeedRcr_X 10/19/2020




FireFly_9 10/19/2020
...so? Kryllin-san is short. We know this.
SpeedRcr_X 10/19/2020
Yeah we know that.
SpeedRcr_X 10/19/2020
That's not the issue.
FireFly_9 10/19/2020
What is the issue, then?
SpeedRcr_X 10/19/2020




FireFly_9 10/19/2020
...
SpeedRcr_X 10/19/2020
And Boom goes the dynamite.
FireFly_9 10/19/2020
Wait what surely
SpeedRcr_X 10/19/2020
The numbers don't f[BLEEP]king lie
FireFly_9 10/19/2020
But... Usagi-san... Kryllin-san... she can't be... he's so short... she... she can't...
SpeedRcr_X 10/19/2020




FireFly_9 10/19/2020
HOW COULD WE NOT HAVE NOTICED?!
SpeedRcr_X 10/19/2020
RIGHT?! DO YOU SEE?! DO YOU SEE?! OUR LEADER IS A MIDGET!!!
FireFly_9 10/19/2020
I .. I ... I...
FireFly_9 10/19/2020
I need to go lay down
SpeedRcr_X 10/19/2020
EVERYTHING I HAVE KNOWN TO BE ACCURATE AND TRUE IS A LIE
SpeedRcr_X 10/19/2020
SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE





March 7, 2000: Mamoru and Rei were getting ready for an athletic meet, when Karaberas attacked using Sailor Director, determined to conquer Crystal Tokyo in the 30th century. As the Senshi totally ignored the threat, arguing amongst themselves, Sailor Pluto mysteriously appeared, callously watching from the distance. Tuxedo Mask got tortured by horrible dreams. When all hope seemed lost, the Senshi got a break through a sudden Dead Scream attack. Sailor Moon used Artemis' sudden recollection of obscure Silver Millennium trivia to win.
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