2235. Hit 'em with your best shot10/15/21
2234. A Star Treks into musings of mortality10/14/21
2233. [Motoki Rescue Arc - END] What did history record!? The low effort resolution!!10/03/21
2232. [Motoki Rescue Arc] Michiru makes her move! It's a Monstrous Magia Maiden!10/02/21
2231. [Motoki Rescue Arc] Holy id, Batman! The Darkest Timeline approaches!!09/29/21
2230. [Motoki Rescue Arc] A new Challenger Appears?! Wait, that's--!09/19/21
2229. [Motoki Rescue Arc] What evil lurks in the mind of Mo'09/08/21
2228. [Motoki Rescue Arc] Breaking Through! From one crazed mind to another!!08/24/21
2227. [Motoki Rescue Arc] Into the Mind of Motoki! The only taste is Salt!!08/02/21
2226. [MOTOKI RESCUE ARC] Stranded07/23/21
2225. [Motoki Rescue Arc] Enter - THE SNOTILUS06/23/21
2224. [ Motoki Rescue Arc ] Scanning the Brain! Motoki's damaged mentality revealed!! 06/16/21
2223. Nostalgic memories and a turtle's curse! A deadline to save Motoki's soul!!06/12/21
2222. What's YOUR Youtube ASMR?06/05/21
2221. A new era of communication begins! Introducing Mugen Messenger!!06/04/21
2220. The Name Blame Game05/11/21
2219. Botched Shane MacMahon Promo or Drunk Ten'ou Haruka? YOU DECIDE!!03/09/21
2218. Exploding with Pleasure! Exploding with Passion! Exploding with Fury! Haruka's reaction to the end of AEW Revolution 2021!! (Spoilers)03/08/21
2217. A fight for the ages! The true story of Haruka and Michiru vs Usagi at Mugen!!03/01/21
2216. Haruka's Birthday is truly is an unfortunate time01/28/21
2215. The Cream Rises to the Top12/07/20
2214. Panic at the Discord11/30/20
2213. Haruka's Black Friday Mistake11/27/20
2212. Happy Thanksgiving from Suburban Senshi! 11/26/20
2211. Sketch Sessions 002 - Ongoing Fashion Disaster11/06/20
2210. A Special Election indeed (Sketch Sessions 0111/05/20
2209. In the name of the moon and the International Standards of Weights and Measures, I will punish you! 10/19/20
2208. WHAAAT? It's been eighteen years? Catching up with the Suburban Senshi!!08/25/20
2207. We always did have a blind spot for Venus-sama~08/17/20
2206. Some things are better off DEAD! The Suburban Senshi react to the rest of the Death Note Anime [Episodes 11-37]!!08/09/20
2205. 14 years late! The Suburban Senshi react to the Death Note anime! Episodes 1-10!!08/09/20
2204. Back in Blargh~08/04/20
2203. In a Hot Spot06/25/20
2202. [GrimDark Arc] Fear her Pink Sugar Heart Attack~06/04/20
2201. Art is in the voice of the beholder06/01/20
2200. [ Grimdark Arc ] Floating on Clouds Nine and Ten05/30/20
2199. [ Grimdark Arc ] All Fired up~05/26/20
2198. Where does Haruka get those wonderful suits?05/25/20
2197. Smile! You're in the Picture at last!05/24/20
2196. Haruka takes the Sailor Moon Drawing Challenge!!05/21/20
2195. Great Moments in Suburban Senshi History: Sad Departure05/19/20
2194. Family Flashback Fun 90's style05/17/20
2193. DEEP LORE DROP! The Spiritual Space-Screams of the Silver Millennium through Space and Time!05/15/20
2192. Lockdown Diversionary Tactics 05/14/20
2191. BEHIND THE SCENES - Suburban Senshi Podcast with Retro Fanfic Retrospective!04/17/20
2190. Blame Big Papa04/06/20
2189. In poor taste03/12/20
2188. More fun that a Big Daddy Turtle! Hiatus 1 and "Whatever happened to the Suburban Senshi" now in the story collections!!01/14/20
2187. Alexa, we're in the sh*t now. 01/08/20
2186. MST: Mansplaining to Women for Fun and Profit01/07/20
2185. Superhero Superstars of the WWE - Plus Ultra [Lashley]?01/03/20
2184. The Perils of Commercialization12/20/19
2183. That's one Powerful P*ssy12/19/19
2182. Flushed with Anticipation11/21/19
2181. Announcing the Suburban Senshi collections - The S and SuperS comics!09/15/19
2180. Beryl got Back (and got back~)09/14/19
2179. Twitter Test09/13/19
2178. The Sub. Senshi go to the Minnesota State Fair (by UltraMatt)09/01/19
2177. Quality Parenting08/30/19
2176. Science08/29/19
2175. Medical Heroics Plus Ultra08/28/19
2174. Motoki Finds True Love?08/27/19
2173. Hotaru wut u doing08/26/19
2172. Suburban Senshi is NOT old enough to Vote today! <_<08/25/19
2171. Suburban Senshi is OLD ENOUGH TO VOTE today! (08/25/19
2170. You've got to FIGHT... for the RIGHT... to POTTY~!08/13/19
2169. Back to the IRC II (Test)08/11/19


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Suburban Senshi Entry #2209 - “In the name of the moon and the International Standards of Weights and Measures, I will punish you! ”
#2209 “In the name of the moon and the International Standards of Weights and Measures, I will punish you! ”
Flame_Sniper 10/19/2020
You know we really do need to hang out online more. It's been like two months since we posted.
SpeedRcr_X 10/19/2020
Look I haven't had the will to post since I found out a horrible truth.
FireFly_9 10/19/2020
What horrible truth? That your whole life has been a waste?
SpeedRcr_X 10/19/2020
Wow, you're harsh today.
FireFly_9 10/19/2020
I'm sorry, it's too early for me today. As someone who appreciates the tender embrace of the darkness, this is far too early for me.
SpeedRcr_X 10/19/2020
Yeah well I know a truth that will break your mind into little pieces.
FireFly_9 10/19/2020
And what would that be?
SpeedRcr_X 10/19/2020
Well you know how the universe is so ridiculously big that the scale of it, if we could comprehend it, would break our minds?
FireFly_9 10/19/2020
Yes~?
SpeedRcr_X 10/19/2020
Well the mind-breakery of scale has damagedly corrupted my mind in the other direction. And it should break you too.
FireFly_9 10/19/2020
I don't understand. I'm well aware of the awe ad majesty of both the cosmos and the microverse.
SpeedRcr_X 10/19/2020
Yeah well you're not ready for this
FireFly_9 10/19/2020
Ready for what will you just tell me already, Haruka-poppa?!
SpeedRcr_X 10/19/2020
YOU'RE NOT READY
FireFly_9 10/19/2020
I AM!
SpeedRcr_X 10/19/2020




FireFly_9 10/19/2020
...so? Kryllin-san is short. We know this.
SpeedRcr_X 10/19/2020
Yeah we know that.
SpeedRcr_X 10/19/2020
That's not the issue.
FireFly_9 10/19/2020
What is the issue, then?
SpeedRcr_X 10/19/2020




FireFly_9 10/19/2020
...
SpeedRcr_X 10/19/2020
And Boom goes the dynamite.
FireFly_9 10/19/2020
Wait what surely
SpeedRcr_X 10/19/2020
The numbers don't f[BLEEP]king lie
FireFly_9 10/19/2020
But... Usagi-san... Kryllin-san... she can't be... he's so short... she... she can't...
SpeedRcr_X 10/19/2020




FireFly_9 10/19/2020
HOW COULD WE NOT HAVE NOTICED?!
SpeedRcr_X 10/19/2020
RIGHT?! DO YOU SEE?! DO YOU SEE?! OUR LEADER IS A MIDGET!!!
FireFly_9 10/19/2020
I .. I ... I...
FireFly_9 10/19/2020
I need to go lay down
SpeedRcr_X 10/19/2020
EVERYTHING I HAVE KNOWN TO BE ACCURATE AND TRUE IS A LIE
SpeedRcr_X 10/19/2020
SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE





September 24, 1998: Mercurius was faced with having to take a horrfying trip to the dentist, when Jedite attacked using Dereera, determined to revive Metallia. As the Senshi stared at the ludicrous scene in total shock, Sailor V appeared, callously watching from the distance. Tuxedo Mask got seduced. When all hope seemed lost, the Senshi got a break through a sudden World Shaking attack. Sailor Moon used the Starlight Honeymoon Therapy Kiss attack to win.
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<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Man, I was in the store today
<// J_Daito //> O yeah?
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> And I saw this tape near the checkout aisle
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> It said on the front... "pilates workout for dummies"
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> And I was like
<// J_Daito //> wait... holy [BLEEP] .. Pontius has his own workout video?!
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> THAT'S WHAT *I* SAID!!




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