Suburban Senshi Entry #2208 - “WHAAAT? It's been eighteen years? Catching up with the Suburban Senshi!!”

SpeedRcr_X 08/25/2020
Holy S[BLEEP]t Suburban Senshi is 18 years old today - that's old enough to vote

.'~SugaBB_2999~'. 08/25/2020
hshshs in an erection yar 2

FireFly_9 08/25/2020
I hope you mean "election"

.'~SugaBB_2999~'. 08/25/2020
^___~

SpeedRcr_X 08/25/2020
Man, 18 years... 18 years since you a[BLEEP]les stole my blog from me

GERMATOID 08/25/2020
WE MADE IT GREATER! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

BIGG_MONEY_G 08/25/2020
So what are you guys doing now, I mean I know life has you busier than before but I'd really like to know

SpeedRcr_X 08/25/2020
Yeah Umino-kun I'd bed you'd like to know because I'm sure the number of times Naoko can keep re-selling the same stale story of our lives that you sold her has to be running out. What's the matter you need a new boat

.'~SugaBB_2999~'. 08/25/2020
new he neads da vyagra sew hi kan have an erection yar

FireFly_9 08/25/2020
Oh god

BIGG_MONEY_G 08/25/2020
Maybe I'm curious AS A FRIEND

SpeedRcr_X 08/25/2020
right

FireFly_9 08/25/2020
Fine I'll start.

FireFly_9 08/25/2020
I run the Mugen Academy bookstore when I'm not 11 years old again for some random reason.

FireFly_9 08/25/2020
I continue to collect lamps and advocate for the eschaton, because god knows we need a purifying hellstorm of fire now more than ever.

SpeedRcr_X 08/25/2020
Won't that, you know, defeat the purpose if everyone is dead?

FireFly_9 08/25/2020
I won't have to listen to politics any more, so I consider it a net win :P

GERMATOID 08/25/2020
I'LL GO NEXT - I LIVE IN THE BASEMENT OF MUGEN ACADEMY DOING EXPERIMENTS WITH MY HOT WAIFU MIMETE!

SpeedRcr_X 08/25/2020
So wait are you doing science experiments with her or just experimenting with her?

GERMATOID 08/25/2020
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!

SpeedRcr_X 08/25/2020
...okay

FireFly_9 08/25/2020
I'm just glad papa stuck to his work about not trying to revive Mama via the Kaolinite clone series.

Charm_BUSTer 08/25/2020
...That was ahell of a three way

FireFly_9 08/25/2020
...what

SpeedRcr_X 08/25/2020
WHAT I need to know more

setsy_meioh 08/25/2020
Never mind those details, I'm sure you all want to know what I'm doing now~

SpeedRcr_X 08/25/2020
Nope

IrnChef_Jovian 08/25/2020
No I'm good

setsy_meioh 08/25/2020
Since you're all SO INTERESTED I am the Mugen Academy Guidance Counselor and I run my own Fashion Design Agency - "Bitter Fishnets."

Rule34Rocks 08/25/2020
It's actually a pretty good goth fashion line <_<

Mizunomics01 08/25/2020
In order to help Motoki-san recover from his crippling Fauna addiction I have moved both him and Mako-chan into a wing of the Mizunomics complex

// J_Daito // 08/25/2020
So you've moved Makoto under your roof huh~ *eyebrow waggle*

IrnChef_Jovian 08/25/2020
WHAT, there's nothing going on between us!

Mizunomics01 08/25/2020
-sigh-

IrnChef_Jovian 08/25/2020
I know, he's so frustrating, right!

Mizunomics01 08/25/2020
There are many frustrating elements about the situation.

Crwn_Frt_Gmer 08/25/2020
Look we're all totally happy and even though I'm banned from my passion of animal husbandry Unuzuki-chan is going a great job wunning Crown Game Center and Juice Bar and she's even training to be a Sailor Senshi thanks to those powers she borrowed from all of you way back when.

// J_Daito // 08/25/2020
Training with who?

Crwn_Frt_Gmer 08/25/2020
The Sailor Corps

.'~SugaBB_2999~'. 08/25/2020
hay amy u shuld jast lat moc[BLEEP]kti husbando da animalz sew u kan hav Makockto 4 ursalf

IrnChef_Jovian 08/25/2020
HEY AMI-CHAN DOESN'T THINK LIKE THAT OKAY SHE'S PURE AND NOBLE

Mizunomics01 08/25/2020
That's right. I certainly haven't envisioned this scenario at all.

// J_Daito // 08/25/2020
I'm currently Expanding Dark Enterprises.

HRH Serenity III 08/25/2020
is that ALL.

// J_Daito // 08/25/2020
<_<

MurdeR_Grrl 08/25/2020
Yes, JED why don't you spill the f[BLEEP]king BEANS

SpeedRcr_X 08/25/2020
Beans? Beans, what beans?

HRH Serenity III 08/25/2020
Yes why don't you tell them about just HOW I overcame my elektra complex

.'~SugaBB_2999~'. 08/25/2020
wayte wat

MurdeR_Grrl 08/25/2020
YEAH TELL THEM A[BLEEP]LE

FireFly_9 08/25/2020
I sense a terrible revelation is at hand

SpeedRcr_X 08/25/2020
The Second coming?

HRH Serenity III 08/25/2020
oh there was a third, and a fourth and a fifth that night~ ♡

// J_Daito // 08/25/2020
YES I ADMIT IT

// J_Daito // 08/25/2020
We're the hottest Dark Power couple now

MurdeR_Grrl 08/25/2020
I F[BLEEP]KING HATE YOU

.'~SugaBB_2999~'. 08/25/2020
O_O

.'~SugaBB_2999~'. 08/25/2020
fak... new... mai futar salf... wha.....

HRH Serenity III 08/25/2020
Well technically I'm from an adjacent timeline so it might not happen to you, but you shouldn't complain if it does~ ♡

.'~SugaBB_2999~'. 08/25/2020
eww o fak i feal alll ><

SpeedRcr_X 08/25/2020
Oh my god it only took like 18 years for her to get a taste of her own medicine... from herself

Flame_Sniper 08/25/2020
I'm a more wholesome development Yuuichiro and I are still happily married and running Hikawa Shrine? With his family's wealth we don't have to worry about the costs to maintain it and we put on amazing festivals for Azabu-juuban every year.

C'est_La_V 08/25/2020
What about your ecchi-ojii-san?

Flame_Sniper 08/25/2020
He's wandering the world with Masters Happosai and Roshi getting into perfverted nonsense adventures.

C'est_La_V 08/25/2020
Well I'm still running Ginga and fighting Crime at night as the pop idol Soldier of love and justice Sailor V!

RedCrow 08/25/2020
Yeah sticking me and Siren with all the paperwork :P

=/\catablanca/\= 08/25/2020
Don't forget your loyal sidekick Power P[BLEEP]y! :D

.'~SugaBB_2999~'. 08/25/2020
zomg dat nayme rorororororror

Flame_Sniper 08/25/2020
That is really an unfortunate name

Aya-chan! 08/25/2020
I picked it for him when I ran the first news story of Sailor V's dramatic return to the streets!

FireFly_9 08/25/2020
That sounds less like a crime fighting story and more like one about prostitution.

C'est_La_V 08/25/2020
.................................

Reverend_H 08/25/2020
Yo yo yo well me and my homies Fish Eye / Tigers Eye and Hawks Eye all run the hotass Groovy Bar and Rave Club yo

The Vampire Lyrica Hubert 08/25/2020
It is pretty sick. It's hooked up to Azabu Maner appartments where those guys, me, Chibiusa, Momoko. Kyuske and Diana live too

SpeedRcr_X 08/25/2020
Michi still does her concerts and painting and I do my concerts and racing.

// J_Daito // 08/25/2020
And you're a bum.

SpeedRcr_X 08/25/2020
F[BLEEP]k you it's a lifestyle choicwe.

The Flame Lotus 08/25/2020
I still train the strongest warriors of the future upon my hell-world at the border of this universe and the afterlife

CherryBlossomStorm 08/25/2020
I'm out having space-time adventures!

Gol_D_Lux 08/25/2020
Vermellia and I work cases out of the Alien Zone in Akihabara with Intern's help!

Masta Pimp KyuBAE 08/25/2020
I CoLLect ConTacts with InnocenT girlS for MagicaL powers

SpeedRcr_X 08/25/2020
Yeah we're not done kicking your grimdark teams' ass by the way

Masta Pimp KyuBAE 08/25/2020
yoU arE in for DeaDly SuRPrise.

PoundMYMochi 08/25/2020
I WORK THE COSPLAY CON CIRCUIT AS MYSELF WITH MY MAMO-CHAN AND WE ONLYFANS FOR $$$$

ThatGuyWith_Maskses 08/25/2020
I am the best model male male model. I am so wet. look at me glisten.

CatsMeow 08/25/2020
Theodore Ruxpin and I arer still enjoying our salacious lives on the French Rivera~ ARTEMIS!

=/\catablanca/\= 08/25/2020
T_T HEY IT'S BEEN EIGHTEEN YEARS I CAN FINALLY STOP PAYING CHILD SUPPORT

CatsMeow 08/25/2020
..wait what

Perfect1 08/25/2020
This is true.

=/\catablanca/\= 08/25/2020
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D

CatsMeow 08/25/2020
but my lifestyle

BIGG_MONEY_G 08/25/2020
Don't worry Luna if you can give me more details about the senshi's lives I'll sell it to Princess Naoko and we'll call it Sailor Starlight or something and we'll keep in the green!

CatsMeow 08/25/2020
my DMs are open

.'~SugaBB_2999~'. 08/25/2020
datz nat da onli tang dats opan :P

FireFly_9 08/25/2020
Chibiusa-chan you never said what you're doing these days

.'~SugaBB_2999~'. 08/25/2020
aftar hearang wat mai futar slef sed... cryang mainli

SpeedRcr_X 08/25/2020
ON THAT CHEERY NOTE HERE'S TO THE NEXT 18 YEARS