2348. [Lore] What happens if a pregnant senshi transforms? 11/06/23
2347. Frustration! Irritation! Scenes to burn into your brain without limitation!! 09/27/23
2346. From goths to planets! A smashing good time!! 09/21/23
2345. Modern Metaphysical musings! On Reincarnation and Undying love!!09/15/23
2344. Selling out! Various degrees of Selling out!! 09/14/23
2343. Embrace the Stupid! How to trap the Author - You'll Swear by it!! 09/13/23
2342. It's not easy to walk on water! P(r)ay to the Moon Goddess for Great Success!!09/07/23
2341. The best part of waking up! It's Caffeine in your cup [noodle]!!09/06/23
2340. Sasuke, the original Ninja Sex party! And Hotaru, is that how you relax?!08/31/23
2339. The many rabbits of the moon! Historical blackmail revealed!! 08/28/23
2338. The Pain of Pondering Plots! Suburban Senshi, a Tale of Three Cities ends now!! Happy 21st Anniversary!!!08/25/23
2337. Lingering on that Cliffhanger! The Pain of Hard Cheese!! 08/24/23
2336. Orichimaru: It's what's for Dinner! Also, Suburban Senshi: A Tale of Three Cities, Episode 12!!08/23/23
2335. Naruto and Rei-chan have something in common!? Believe it!! 08/22/23
2334. The future of Suburban Senshi's Blog Revealed?? Also, Part Eleven of "Suburban Senshi: A Tale of Three Cities!!" 08/21/23
2333. It's good caculation! Episode 10 of "Suburban Senshi: A Tale of Three Cities" is here!! 08/20/23
2332. Better than Pizza at the push of a button? It's Episode Nine of Suburban Senshi: A Tale of Three Cities!! 08/18/23
2331. Its bad information! Also, Episode Eight of "Suburban Senshi: A Tale of Three Cities" is here!! 08/16/23
2330. Stop mixing your fluids with things! Also, it's Episode 7 of Suburban Senshi: A Tale of Three Cities!! 08/13/23
2329. Why sleep? It's Episode Six of Suburban Senshi: A Tale of Three Cities!!08/11/23
2328. It's the morning! Time for Part FIVE of Suburban Senshi: A Tale of Three Cities!!08/08/23
2327. Worst piece of SubSen lore ever?? Also Part Four of "Suburban Senshi: A Tale of Three Cities" is here!!08/04/23
2326. Mister Stark she doesn't feel so good! It's Episode Three of Suburban Senshi: A Tale of Three Cities!!08/03/23
2325. It's a little big problem! Suburban Senshi: A Tale of Three Cities, Episode 2! 08/02/23
2324. Haruka is a child! Suburban Senshi: A Tale of Three Cities, Part I!!07/31/23
2323. The Future starts now! Suburban Senshi: A Tale of Three Cities - Prologue!! 07/28/23
2322. Explained! The NARUTO!!07/25/23
2321. Portents! Signs! Problems! The next arc is about to begin!! 07/23/23
2320. Portent for the future? A Procrastinator's Promise!! 06/20/23
2319. A Parent's Pride! It's Father's Day!! 06/18/23
2318. Someone get than man a mech! His Heroic Dreams!! 05/06/23
2317. It's pizza time! Fun for all good girls and boys!! 05/05/23
2316. Trek into Awesome! Make it so!! (Star Trek Picard Season 3 Spoilers)05/01/23
2315. It's Magic! Daddy's Elixir of Love!! 04/18/23
2314. Forbidden Lore dump! In which Haruka takes a dump on Lore!! 04/08/23
2313. It's Cheesy fun! A quick review of Mad Heidi!!04/08/23
2312. Ding Ding Ding! Vince is back in the ring!! 04/04/23
2311. Creepy Moustache Sky Bikes! It's WrestleMania Weekend!!04/02/23
2310. Dinosaurs, Spaghetti and Big Cats, oh my! 03/31/23
2309. O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!!03/30/23
2308. The computers are taking over! AI, AI, AI!!03/30/23
2307. It's Quality Lifestyle Choice! Bootleg Sailor Moon!!03/28/23
2306. From WWE Universe to the Metaverse! Random Ramblings Abound!!03/27/23
2305. [Politics] When wishes for "justice" turn reality into fantasy! Can we trust anything any more??03/23/23
2304. Is it 2003 again? A heartfelt wish for a better tomorrow!! 03/20/23
2303. The One is back?? Review: Matrix Resurrections!!03/19/23
2302. Power up! Review: Dragon Ball Super: Super Hero!!03/17/23
2301. The future is frightening! Predicting the AI Apocalypse!! 03/16/23
2300. Questionable life choices! Haruka's shocking Turn!!03/15/23
2299. Conspiracies! Fraud! Desperation! It's all about dat Moon!!03/14/23
2298. Let's try this again, again~! Blogging without limits!!03/13/23
2297. This fight gives you wood! Witness: HIDARI!! 03/12/23
2296. Lighting up the stage once again! Sailor Scene Stealers!!01/31/23
2295. AI AI AI friends don't let friends let AI write for them01/16/23
2294. Burdensome Destiny! A Mother's love!! 12/29/22
2293. What Price Lulz?12/12/22
2292. [Nobody November] Behold! Michiru's final Piece of Resistance!! 11/30/22
2291. [Nobody November] Behold! Pure Animal Desire!! 11/29/22
2290. [Nobody November] Behold! The Cat in a Hat!!11/28/22
2289. [Nobody November] Behold! Senshi? No! Superhero!!11/27/22
2288. [Nobody November] Behold! What do I see from the sea??11/26/22
2287. [Nobody November] Behold! The historic kiss of historical hysterics!!11/25/22
2286. [Nobody November] Behold! The true power couple!! 11/24/22
2285. [Nobody November] Behold! Hotaru's Bizarre Adventure!!11/23/22
2284. [Nobody November] Behold! the 99th bottle of beer! 11/22/22
2283. [Nobody November] Behold! She Who Screams at the World!!11/21/22
2282. [Nobody November] Behold! The new Hotness - It'll burn your brain!!11/20/22
2281. [Nobody November] Behold! The Gothic Princess of Saturn!! 11/19/22
2280. [Nobody November] Behold! Ass Musk!!11/18/22
2279. [Nobody November] Behold! Boob-arm!!11/17/22
2278. [Nobody November] Behold! The Hot cooking not-the-Mama!!11/16/22
2277. [Nobody November] Behold! The Cat's Meow!!11/15/22
2276. [Nobody November] Behold! That fire in your soul!!11/14/22
2275. [Nobody November] Behold! A Foxy time in the future of Mankind!11/13/22
2274. [Nobody November] Behold! A Cat in a Hat!!11/12/22
2273. [Nobody Novemeber] Behold! The Fitness of a Crimefighting Idol!11/11/22
2272. [Nobody November] Art is a contrast! The Quality of Life!!11/10/22
2271. [Nobody November] Behold! The Mad Mentality of Mercury!11/09/22
2270. [Nobody November] Behold! The Burning Secrets of Hino Rei's Culinary Kitchen!!11/08/22
2269. [Nobody November] Behold! A lovely pair of cantaloupes!!11/07/22
2268. [Nobody November] Behold! The Beholder Beholding things Best not Beholden!!11/06/22
2267. [Nobody November] Behold! Haruka and Alcohol, a love affair!11/05/22
2266. [Nobody November] Behold! Doctor Xadium!!11/04/22
2265. [Nobody November] Revealed! The Unseen Artemis!!11/03/22
2264. [Nobody November] Behold! The Everywoman!!11/02/22
2263. [Nobody November] Foxy Babes! Nature's Warriors of the Space!!11/01/22
2262. It's a revolution!! Scarier than Halloween, Kaioh Michiru presents 'Nobody November!'10/31/22
2261. Even a Hotaru can smile! The Pleasures of Destruction!! 10/06/22
2260. Third Time's the Charm?? Umino's next cashgrab! 09/21/22
2259. Minako's Miscalculation! Artemis' Life of Regrets!!09/20/22
2258. There are some fights you can't win! Hotaru's Marsellus Wallace moment!!09/19/22
2257. The Burning was Imperfect! Senshi's bad day!! 09/18/22
2256. 20 years later, a radical new approach appears! The Senshi in peril!! 09/08/22
2255. A broken man! Artemis is rescued... maybe??09/06/22
2254. His Desperation! Artemis sells his soul on eBay!!09/05/22
2253. In anime, the older you get the hotter you get! The golden rule shown once again!!09/04/22
2252. Enough is Enough! One man's Rebellion against The Disrespect!!09/03/22
2251. All hail the new Moon Queen! Danny DevitOH MY GOD!!09/02/22
2250. Now there are two of them?! A Dark Lord of the Sh!t appears??!09/01/22
2249. Time, the destroyer of all things! Artemis learns a shocking fact!! 08/31/22
2248. It's an Optimus Crime I tell you! Dead body of the fallen leader for Sale!!08/30/22
2247. Catboy Ramen Water high on Protein! Haruka high on Life!!08/28/22
2246. HISTORIC! It's Suburban Senshi's 20th Anniversary! Saban Moon MiST!!08/25/22
2245. Sailormoon S: The Nuts in the Shell07/09/22
2244. ...06/25/22
2243. Mina-P's Special Time DEBUT 04/26/22
2242. [Retraction!] Skip Wolf Warrior 204/10/22
2241. [ Movie Review ] Wolf Warrior 204/09/22
2240. A new era begins! Mina-P's Exciting time!! 02/14/22
2239. Haruka Ten'ou is Marked for Death! (No she just saw a crappy 90's movie)12/14/21
2238. Suburban Senshi Thanksgiving Special in December! MST of The Humanoid!!12/11/21
2237. [SPAM MiST] Haruka's desperation! Searching Emails for the secret to Better Loving!!11/08/21
2236. Oh no! Someone told Aino Minako about the Squid Games!!10/18/21
2235. Hit 'em with your best shot10/15/21
2234. A Star Treks into musings of mortality10/14/21
2233. [Motoki Rescue Arc - END] What did history record!? The low effort resolution!!10/03/21
2232. [Motoki Rescue Arc] Michiru makes her move! It's a Monstrous Magia Maiden!10/02/21
2231. [Motoki Rescue Arc] Holy id, Batman! The Darkest Timeline approaches!!09/29/21
2230. [Motoki Rescue Arc] A new Challenger Appears?! Wait, that's--!09/19/21
2229. [Motoki Rescue Arc] What evil lurks in the mind of Mo'09/08/21
2228. [Motoki Rescue Arc] Breaking Through! From one crazed mind to another!!08/24/21
2227. [Motoki Rescue Arc] Into the Mind of Motoki! The only taste is Salt!!08/02/21
2226. [MOTOKI RESCUE ARC] Stranded07/23/21
2225. [Motoki Rescue Arc] Enter - THE SNOTILUS06/23/21
2224. [ Motoki Rescue Arc ] Scanning the Brain! Motoki's damaged mentality revealed!! 06/16/21
2223. Nostalgic memories and a turtle's curse! A deadline to save Motoki's soul!!06/12/21
2222. What's YOUR Youtube ASMR?06/05/21
2221. A new era of communication begins! Introducing Mugen Messenger!!06/04/21
2220. The Name Blame Game05/11/21
2219. Botched Shane MacMahon Promo or Drunk Ten'ou Haruka? YOU DECIDE!!03/09/21
2218. Exploding with Pleasure! Exploding with Passion! Exploding with Fury! Haruka's reaction to the end of AEW Revolution 2021!! (Spoilers)03/08/21
2217. A fight for the ages! The true story of Haruka and Michiru vs Usagi at Mugen!!03/01/21
2216. Haruka's Birthday is truly is an unfortunate time01/28/21
2215. The Cream Rises to the Top12/07/20
2214. Panic at the Discord11/30/20
2213. Haruka's Black Friday Mistake11/27/20
2212. Happy Thanksgiving from Suburban Senshi! 11/26/20
2211. Sketch Sessions 002 - Ongoing Fashion Disaster11/06/20
2210. A Special Election indeed (Sketch Sessions 0111/05/20
2209. In the name of the moon and the International Standards of Weights and Measures, I will punish you! 10/19/20
2208. WHAAAT? It's been eighteen years? Catching up with the Suburban Senshi!!08/25/20
2207. We always did have a blind spot for Venus-sama~08/17/20
2206. Some things are better off DEAD! The Suburban Senshi react to the rest of the Death Note Anime [Episodes 11-37]!!08/09/20
2205. 14 years late! The Suburban Senshi react to the Death Note anime! Episodes 1-10!!08/09/20
2204. Back in Blargh~08/04/20
2203. In a Hot Spot06/25/20
2202. [GrimDark Arc] Fear her Pink Sugar Heart Attack~06/04/20
2201. Art is in the voice of the beholder06/01/20
2200. [ Grimdark Arc ] Floating on Clouds Nine and Ten05/30/20
2199. [ Grimdark Arc ] All Fired up~05/26/20
2198. Where does Haruka get those wonderful suits?05/25/20
2197. Smile! You're in the Picture at last!05/24/20
2196. Haruka takes the Sailor Moon Drawing Challenge!!05/21/20
2195. Great Moments in Suburban Senshi History: Sad Departure05/19/20
2194. Family Flashback Fun 90's style05/17/20
2193. DEEP LORE DROP! The Spiritual Space-Screams of the Silver Millennium through Space and Time!05/15/20
2192. Lockdown Diversionary Tactics 05/14/20
2191. BEHIND THE SCENES - Suburban Senshi Podcast with Retro Fanfic Retrospective!04/17/20
2190. Blame Big Papa04/06/20
2189. In poor taste03/12/20
2188. More fun that a Big Daddy Turtle! Hiatus 1 and "Whatever happened to the Suburban Senshi" now in the story collections!!01/14/20
2187. Alexa, we're in the sh*t now. 01/08/20
2186. MST: Mansplaining to Women for Fun and Profit01/07/20
2185. Superhero Superstars of the WWE - Plus Ultra [Lashley]?01/03/20
2184. The Perils of Commercialization12/20/19
2183. That's one Powerful P*ssy12/19/19
2182. Flushed with Anticipation11/21/19
2181. Announcing the Suburban Senshi collections - The S and SuperS comics!09/15/19
2180. Beryl got Back (and got back~)09/14/19
2179. Twitter Test09/13/19
2178. The Sub. Senshi go to the Minnesota State Fair (by UltraMatt)09/01/19
2177. Quality Parenting08/30/19
2176. Science08/29/19
2175. Medical Heroics Plus Ultra08/28/19
2174. Motoki Finds True Love?08/27/19
2173. Hotaru wut u doing08/26/19
2172. Suburban Senshi is NOT old enough to Vote today! <_<08/25/19
2171. Suburban Senshi is OLD ENOUGH TO VOTE today! (08/25/19
2170. You've got to FIGHT... for the RIGHT... to POTTY~!08/13/19
2169. Back to the IRC II (Test)08/11/19

Legacy Archives

Suburban Senshi Entry #2208 - “WHAAAT? It's been eighteen years? Catching up with the Suburban Senshi!!”
#2208 “WHAAAT? It's been eighteen years? Catching up with the Suburban Senshi!!”
SpeedRcr_X 08/25/2020
Holy S[BLEEP]t Suburban Senshi is 18 years old today - that's old enough to vote
.'~SugaBB_2999~'. 08/25/2020
hshshs in an erection yar 2
FireFly_9 08/25/2020
I hope you mean "election"
.'~SugaBB_2999~'. 08/25/2020
SpeedRcr_X 08/25/2020
Man, 18 years... 18 years since you a[BLEEP]les stole my blog from me
GERMATOID 08/25/2020
BIGG_MONEY_G 08/25/2020
So what are you guys doing now, I mean I know life has you busier than before but I'd really like to know
SpeedRcr_X 08/25/2020
Yeah Umino-kun I'd bed you'd like to know because I'm sure the number of times Naoko can keep re-selling the same stale story of our lives that you sold her has to be running out. What's the matter you need a new boat
.'~SugaBB_2999~'. 08/25/2020
new he neads da vyagra sew hi kan have an erection yar
FireFly_9 08/25/2020
Oh god
BIGG_MONEY_G 08/25/2020
Maybe I'm curious AS A FRIEND
SpeedRcr_X 08/25/2020
FireFly_9 08/25/2020
Fine I'll start.
FireFly_9 08/25/2020
I run the Mugen Academy bookstore when I'm not 11 years old again for some random reason.
FireFly_9 08/25/2020
I continue to collect lamps and advocate for the eschaton, because god knows we need a purifying hellstorm of fire now more than ever.
SpeedRcr_X 08/25/2020
Won't that, you know, defeat the purpose if everyone is dead?
FireFly_9 08/25/2020
I won't have to listen to politics any more, so I consider it a net win :P
GERMATOID 08/25/2020
SpeedRcr_X 08/25/2020
So wait are you doing science experiments with her or just experimenting with her?
GERMATOID 08/25/2020
SpeedRcr_X 08/25/2020
FireFly_9 08/25/2020
I'm just glad papa stuck to his work about not trying to revive Mama via the Kaolinite clone series.
Charm_BUSTer 08/25/2020
...That was ahell of a three way
FireFly_9 08/25/2020
SpeedRcr_X 08/25/2020
WHAT I need to know more
setsy_meioh 08/25/2020
Never mind those details, I'm sure you all want to know what I'm doing now~
SpeedRcr_X 08/25/2020
IrnChef_Jovian 08/25/2020
No I'm good
setsy_meioh 08/25/2020
Since you're all SO INTERESTED I am the Mugen Academy Guidance Counselor and I run my own Fashion Design Agency - "Bitter Fishnets."
Rule34Rocks 08/25/2020
It's actually a pretty good goth fashion line <_<
Mizunomics01 08/25/2020
In order to help Motoki-san recover from his crippling Fauna addiction I have moved both him and Mako-chan into a wing of the Mizunomics complex
// J_Daito // 08/25/2020
So you've moved Makoto under your roof huh~ *eyebrow waggle*
IrnChef_Jovian 08/25/2020
WHAT, there's nothing going on between us!
Mizunomics01 08/25/2020
IrnChef_Jovian 08/25/2020
I know, he's so frustrating, right!
Mizunomics01 08/25/2020
There are many frustrating elements about the situation.
Crwn_Frt_Gmer 08/25/2020
Look we're all totally happy and even though I'm banned from my passion of animal husbandry Unuzuki-chan is going a great job wunning Crown Game Center and Juice Bar and she's even training to be a Sailor Senshi thanks to those powers she borrowed from all of you way back when.
// J_Daito // 08/25/2020
Training with who?
Crwn_Frt_Gmer 08/25/2020
The Sailor Corps
.'~SugaBB_2999~'. 08/25/2020
hay amy u shuld jast lat moc[BLEEP]kti husbando da animalz sew u kan hav Makockto 4 ursalf
IrnChef_Jovian 08/25/2020
Mizunomics01 08/25/2020
That's right. I certainly haven't envisioned this scenario at all.
// J_Daito // 08/25/2020
I'm currently Expanding Dark Enterprises.
HRH Serenity III 08/25/2020
is that ALL.
// J_Daito // 08/25/2020
MurdeR_Grrl 08/25/2020
Yes, JED why don't you spill the f[BLEEP]king BEANS
SpeedRcr_X 08/25/2020
Beans? Beans, what beans?
HRH Serenity III 08/25/2020
Yes why don't you tell them about just HOW I overcame my elektra complex
.'~SugaBB_2999~'. 08/25/2020
wayte wat
MurdeR_Grrl 08/25/2020
FireFly_9 08/25/2020
I sense a terrible revelation is at hand
SpeedRcr_X 08/25/2020
The Second coming?
HRH Serenity III 08/25/2020
oh there was a third, and a fourth and a fifth that night~ ♡
// J_Daito // 08/25/2020
// J_Daito // 08/25/2020
We're the hottest Dark Power couple now
MurdeR_Grrl 08/25/2020
.'~SugaBB_2999~'. 08/25/2020
.'~SugaBB_2999~'. 08/25/2020
fak... new... mai futar salf... wha.....
HRH Serenity III 08/25/2020
Well technically I'm from an adjacent timeline so it might not happen to you, but you shouldn't complain if it does~ ♡
.'~SugaBB_2999~'. 08/25/2020
eww o fak i feal alll ><
SpeedRcr_X 08/25/2020
Oh my god it only took like 18 years for her to get a taste of her own medicine... from herself
Flame_Sniper 08/25/2020
I'm a more wholesome development Yuuichiro and I are still happily married and running Hikawa Shrine? With his family's wealth we don't have to worry about the costs to maintain it and we put on amazing festivals for Azabu-juuban every year.
C'est_La_V 08/25/2020
What about your ecchi-ojii-san?
Flame_Sniper 08/25/2020
He's wandering the world with Masters Happosai and Roshi getting into perfverted nonsense adventures.
C'est_La_V 08/25/2020
Well I'm still running Ginga and fighting Crime at night as the pop idol Soldier of love and justice Sailor V!
RedCrow 08/25/2020
Yeah sticking me and Siren with all the paperwork :P
=/\catablanca/\= 08/25/2020
Don't forget your loyal sidekick Power P[BLEEP]y! :D
.'~SugaBB_2999~'. 08/25/2020
zomg dat nayme rorororororror
Flame_Sniper 08/25/2020
That is really an unfortunate name
Aya-chan! 08/25/2020
I picked it for him when I ran the first news story of Sailor V's dramatic return to the streets!
FireFly_9 08/25/2020
That sounds less like a crime fighting story and more like one about prostitution.
C'est_La_V 08/25/2020
Reverend_H 08/25/2020
Yo yo yo well me and my homies Fish Eye / Tigers Eye and Hawks Eye all run the hotass Groovy Bar and Rave Club yo
The Vampire Lyrica Hubert 08/25/2020
It is pretty sick. It's hooked up to Azabu Maner appartments where those guys, me, Chibiusa, Momoko. Kyuske and Diana live too
SpeedRcr_X 08/25/2020
Michi still does her concerts and painting and I do my concerts and racing.
// J_Daito // 08/25/2020
And you're a bum.
SpeedRcr_X 08/25/2020
F[BLEEP]k you it's a lifestyle choicwe.
The Flame Lotus 08/25/2020
I still train the strongest warriors of the future upon my hell-world at the border of this universe and the afterlife
CherryBlossomStorm 08/25/2020
I'm out having space-time adventures!
Gol_D_Lux 08/25/2020
Vermellia and I work cases out of the Alien Zone in Akihabara with Intern's help!
Masta Pimp KyuBAE 08/25/2020
I CoLLect ConTacts with InnocenT girlS for MagicaL powers
SpeedRcr_X 08/25/2020
Yeah we're not done kicking your grimdark teams' ass by the way
Masta Pimp KyuBAE 08/25/2020
yoU arE in for DeaDly SuRPrise.
PoundMYMochi 08/25/2020
ThatGuyWith_Maskses 08/25/2020
I am the best model male male model. I am so wet. look at me glisten.
CatsMeow 08/25/2020
Theodore Ruxpin and I arer still enjoying our salacious lives on the French Rivera~ ARTEMIS!
=/\catablanca/\= 08/25/2020
CatsMeow 08/25/2020
..wait what
Perfect1 08/25/2020
This is true.
=/\catablanca/\= 08/25/2020
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D
CatsMeow 08/25/2020
but my lifestyle
BIGG_MONEY_G 08/25/2020
Don't worry Luna if you can give me more details about the senshi's lives I'll sell it to Princess Naoko and we'll call it Sailor Starlight or something and we'll keep in the green!
CatsMeow 08/25/2020
my DMs are open
.'~SugaBB_2999~'. 08/25/2020
datz nat da onli tang dats opan :P
FireFly_9 08/25/2020
Chibiusa-chan you never said what you're doing these days
.'~SugaBB_2999~'. 08/25/2020
aftar hearang wat mai futar slef sed... cryang mainli
SpeedRcr_X 08/25/2020

March 19, 2001: Motoko was spending an uncomfortable day with Seiya, when Viluy attacked using Seiren, determined to seduce Mamoru. As the Senshi joined the fight one after another, Sailor V appeared, jumping into battle only when attacked. Mamoru got relentlessly hit on by Rei. When all hope seemed lost, the Senshi got a break through sudden incompetence on the part of the villain. Sailor Moon used the Moon Spiral Heart Attack finisher to win.
<FireFly_9> Please be clear as to which Tomoe you are attempting to recruit into the sordid world of forcible sodomy.

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