2235. Hit 'em with your best shot10/15/21
2234. A Star Treks into musings of mortality10/14/21
2233. [Motoki Rescue Arc - END] What did history record!? The low effort resolution!!10/03/21
2232. [Motoki Rescue Arc] Michiru makes her move! It's a Monstrous Magia Maiden!10/02/21
2231. [Motoki Rescue Arc] Holy id, Batman! The Darkest Timeline approaches!!09/29/21
2230. [Motoki Rescue Arc] A new Challenger Appears?! Wait, that's--!09/19/21
2229. [Motoki Rescue Arc] What evil lurks in the mind of Mo'09/08/21
2228. [Motoki Rescue Arc] Breaking Through! From one crazed mind to another!!08/24/21
2227. [Motoki Rescue Arc] Into the Mind of Motoki! The only taste is Salt!!08/02/21
2226. [MOTOKI RESCUE ARC] Stranded07/23/21
2225. [Motoki Rescue Arc] Enter - THE SNOTILUS06/23/21
2224. [ Motoki Rescue Arc ] Scanning the Brain! Motoki's damaged mentality revealed!! 06/16/21
2223. Nostalgic memories and a turtle's curse! A deadline to save Motoki's soul!!06/12/21
2222. What's YOUR Youtube ASMR?06/05/21
2221. A new era of communication begins! Introducing Mugen Messenger!!06/04/21
2220. The Name Blame Game05/11/21
2219. Botched Shane MacMahon Promo or Drunk Ten'ou Haruka? YOU DECIDE!!03/09/21
2218. Exploding with Pleasure! Exploding with Passion! Exploding with Fury! Haruka's reaction to the end of AEW Revolution 2021!! (Spoilers)03/08/21
2217. A fight for the ages! The true story of Haruka and Michiru vs Usagi at Mugen!!03/01/21
2216. Haruka's Birthday is truly is an unfortunate time01/28/21
2215. The Cream Rises to the Top12/07/20
2214. Panic at the Discord11/30/20
2213. Haruka's Black Friday Mistake11/27/20
2212. Happy Thanksgiving from Suburban Senshi! 11/26/20
2211. Sketch Sessions 002 - Ongoing Fashion Disaster11/06/20
2210. A Special Election indeed (Sketch Sessions 0111/05/20
2209. In the name of the moon and the International Standards of Weights and Measures, I will punish you! 10/19/20
2208. WHAAAT? It's been eighteen years? Catching up with the Suburban Senshi!!08/25/20
2207. We always did have a blind spot for Venus-sama~08/17/20
2206. Some things are better off DEAD! The Suburban Senshi react to the rest of the Death Note Anime [Episodes 11-37]!!08/09/20
2205. 14 years late! The Suburban Senshi react to the Death Note anime! Episodes 1-10!!08/09/20
2204. Back in Blargh~08/04/20
2203. In a Hot Spot06/25/20
2202. [GrimDark Arc] Fear her Pink Sugar Heart Attack~06/04/20
2201. Art is in the voice of the beholder06/01/20
2200. [ Grimdark Arc ] Floating on Clouds Nine and Ten05/30/20
2199. [ Grimdark Arc ] All Fired up~05/26/20
2198. Where does Haruka get those wonderful suits?05/25/20
2197. Smile! You're in the Picture at last!05/24/20
2196. Haruka takes the Sailor Moon Drawing Challenge!!05/21/20
2195. Great Moments in Suburban Senshi History: Sad Departure05/19/20
2194. Family Flashback Fun 90's style05/17/20
2193. DEEP LORE DROP! The Spiritual Space-Screams of the Silver Millennium through Space and Time!05/15/20
2192. Lockdown Diversionary Tactics 05/14/20
2191. BEHIND THE SCENES - Suburban Senshi Podcast with Retro Fanfic Retrospective!04/17/20
2190. Blame Big Papa04/06/20
2189. In poor taste03/12/20
2188. More fun that a Big Daddy Turtle! Hiatus 1 and "Whatever happened to the Suburban Senshi" now in the story collections!!01/14/20
2187. Alexa, we're in the sh*t now. 01/08/20
2186. MST: Mansplaining to Women for Fun and Profit01/07/20
2185. Superhero Superstars of the WWE - Plus Ultra [Lashley]?01/03/20
2184. The Perils of Commercialization12/20/19
2183. That's one Powerful P*ssy12/19/19
2182. Flushed with Anticipation11/21/19
2181. Announcing the Suburban Senshi collections - The S and SuperS comics!09/15/19
2180. Beryl got Back (and got back~)09/14/19
2179. Twitter Test09/13/19
2178. The Sub. Senshi go to the Minnesota State Fair (by UltraMatt)09/01/19
2177. Quality Parenting08/30/19
2176. Science08/29/19
2175. Medical Heroics Plus Ultra08/28/19
2174. Motoki Finds True Love?08/27/19
2173. Hotaru wut u doing08/26/19
2172. Suburban Senshi is NOT old enough to Vote today! <_<08/25/19
2171. Suburban Senshi is OLD ENOUGH TO VOTE today! (08/25/19
2170. You've got to FIGHT... for the RIGHT... to POTTY~!08/13/19
2169. Back to the IRC II (Test)08/11/19


Legacy Archives

Suburban Senshi Entry #2188 - “More fun that a Big Daddy Turtle! Hiatus 1 and "Whatever happened to the Suburban Senshi" now in the story collections!!”
#2188 “More fun that a Big Daddy Turtle! Hiatus 1 and "Whatever happened to the Suburban Senshi" now in the story collections!!”
IrnChef_Jovian 01/14/2020
Look, Motoki, if we're going to stay married you really need to get over your fixation with turtles.
Crwn_Frt_Gmer 01/14/2020
Turtles are awesome and have so many lessons they would teach mankind if only you'd listen to their QUIET WISDOM!
IrnChef_Jovian 01/14/2020
MOTOKI THERE IS NOTHING A TURTLE'S PHILOSOPHY CAN BRING TO OUR WEDDED LIFE
Crwn_Frt_Gmer 01/14/2020
OH REALLY
IrnChef_Jovian 01/14/2020
REALLY
Crwn_Frt_Gmer 01/14/2020




Crwn_Frt_Gmer 01/14/2020
TURTLES CAN GO AT IT LIKE NO OTHER CREATURE IN NATURE
IrnChef_Jovian 01/14/2020
<_< i'm listening
FireFly_9 01/14/2020
ANYWAY
FireFly_9 01/14/2020
As part of the project to bring the Suburban Senshi Corpus up to date and make it more accessible, two more story collections have been added to the Collections Pauge.
FireFly_9 01/14/2020
We have 2002's "Hiatus - Spamlet":
FireFly_9 01/14/2020
And 2009-2014's "Whatever happened to the Suburban Senshi"
Agent McFUNderson 01/14/2020
I remember living through that!!
SpeedRcr_X 01/14/2020
Man You got lucky, we got jipped because we got delayed on our way slingshotting around the sun
Agent McFUNderson 01/14/2020
Oh yeah I got so lucky living through my childhood trauma :P
Crwn_Frt_Gmer 01/14/2020
That should have been my sister's story :P
IrnChef_Jovian 01/14/2020
Shh Motoki we need to discuss some turtle-related facts some more... elsewhere <_<
IrnChef_Jovian 01/14/2020
IrnChef_Jovian is AFK: ( ^_~)
Crwn_Frt_Gmer 01/14/2020
Crwn_Frt_Gmer is AFK: ( ...You know a Turtle's Shell isn't the only thing about it's that's hard)
Agent McFUNderson 01/14/2020
GROSSSSSSSS





October 18, 1999: Ami and Haruka were marvelling at the wonder of 30th Century Tokyo, when Para-Para attacked using Kuroki Mio and her clowns, determined to find the golden dream mirror. As the Senshi leapt in from nowhere, Sailor Venus made the scene, castigating the girls for their sentimentality. Tuxedo Mask got distracted dreaming of Princess Serenity. When all hope seemed lost, the Senshi got a break through inspiration from a corny speech by the Moonlight Knight. Sailor Moon used a specially modified pizza-based attack to win.
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<FireFly_9> Yo, Haruka! get your b[BLEEP]h ass out here!!




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