Suburban Senshi Entry #2186 - “MST: Mansplaining to Women for Fun and Profit”
#2186 “MST: Mansplaining to Women for Fun and Profit”
FireFly_9 01/07/2020
Today, we bring you a full length MST of a website Mango-chan showed us that is so... frankly ridiculous we struggled for a long time after reading it, trying to determine if it was real, or just some kind of well-done parody. (Because surely nothing this asinine could really be real, right?)
SpeedRcr_X 01/07/2020
Fortunately (?) Google-fu tells us this is a real thing. And while that sucks for humanity and womankind as a whole, it's just pure gold for us from a "point and laugh (and cry, and shake our head)" perspective.
// J_Daito // 01/07/2020
Now while we are about to present to you is especially offensive to women, it offends me as well. Why? Because I didn't think of this idea first as a way to separate the victims of gaping misogynist a[BLEEP]les from their money.
// J_Daito // 01/07/2020
To the tune of almost $2,000 a head for the women foolish enough to sign up for a course BY MEN for WOMEN, I present something called "The 22 Convention".




FireFly_9 01/07/2020
(No link to this site because they deserve 0 traffic - if you think they're just made up by us so much the better. No one needs this reality in their lives. As you can see, it's a convention created by Men to Make Women Great Again.
C'est_La_V 01/07/2020
Women are pretty great right now!!
SpeedRcr_X 01/07/2020
Not according to these guys. And they've made a $ 2,000 a head seminar for self-hating women to learn how to subordinate themselves to then men in their lives.
Flame_Sniper 01/07/2020
These guys literally call it "the mansplaining event of the century"




IrnChef_Jovian 01/07/2020
...And they expect women to pay two thousand bucks a head to get mainsplained to?
.'~SugaBB_2999~'. 01/07/2020
ror deyd haf 2 pey mi
// J_Daito // 01/07/2020
LOL I bet they're the sort that would pay the likes of you.
.'~SugaBB_2999~'. 01/07/2020
hshshshshshshshshshshshshshshshs
FireFly_9 01/07/2020
Now do you see why we had such time believing this was real? (And we didn't bother watching the videos because believe us, the text gets bad enough)
SpeedRcr_X 01/07/2020




So "the first president of the Manosphere" whose name has, I s[BLEEP]t you not, the word dream in it, claims that this event will teach women how to "no longer...go against [their] ancient, biological nature as a woman".
Mdm_Maestro 01/07/2020
This "biological nature" apparently to be a subservient, sexed-up baby-making machine for Red-Hatted incels.
Mdm_Maestro 01/07/2020




They promise to explain "What went wrong."
SpeedRcr_X 01/07/2020
I can tell you what went wrong, they gave dudebros a copy of Wordpress
FireFly_9 01/07/2020




So according to them, "positive femininity" is what's "hard-coded in your DNA" and "anti-feminine propaganda spanning generations" has caused women to deny it, making them feel "unhappy, confused, frustrated and hopeless. "
SpeedRcr_X 01/07/2020
Yeah I sure feel frustrated, unhappy and hopeless being able to drive, vote, choose my own clothes and think for myself. I should just let a man do these things for me :/
.'~SugaBB_2999~'. 01/07/2020
i feal frastarated, hopleazz, an unhappi wen machiru c[BLEEP]ks
// J_Daito // 01/07/2020
We all do, diseased turnip. We all do.
Mdm_Maestro 01/07/2020
Like these men, you all have no taste.
SpeedRcr_X 01/07/2020
Well not after your cooking has seared off our taste buds we don't :P
Mdm_Maestro 01/07/2020
....
Reverend_H 01/07/2020
S[BLEEP]t yo, this s[BLEEP]t gets better, yo.




"Generations of women have been lied to with 'you can have it all' " to the point where "90% of their eggs are dead by 30" which leads to the "slow motion collapse of ... intact family formation" yo
FireFly_9 01/07/2020
Because families only come in one form, am I right? And a woman's prime job is to just push out babies. (there is no emoticon for the disgust I'm feeling ATM)
Crwn_Frt_Gmer 01/07/2020
Turtles bury their eggs in the sand
=/\catablanca/\= 01/07/2020
Thank for you this fact
C'est_La_V 01/07/2020
These guys really care about women, though!!




They don't want women to be obese! They want us to take care of our bodies... because "men adore healthy, fit women... [ and are] sizing you up for reproduction" ...
Flame_Sniper 01/07/2020
So it's not about caring about women per se but what women can do for them by being hot... for them. So they can f[BLEEP]k them.
IrnChef_Jovian 01/07/2020
I bet you half these guys aren't worried about looking great for their women, though.
GERMATOID 01/07/2020
AND DON'T FORGET "YOUR DECISIONS WILL BE PASSED ON TO YOUR CHILDREN THROUGH THE CHOICES YOU MAKE VIA EPIGENETICS"
Mizunomics01 01/07/2020
Those who abuse science for their own perverted desires should have their heads dunked in water until they repent.
Mizunomics01 01/07/2020
...professor :P
GERMATOID 01/07/2020
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU CAN DUNK ME ANYTIME
Charm_BUSTer 01/07/2020
No, no she can't :P
SpeedRcr_X 01/07/2020
Can we not descend to the level of these jackasses at least while we're mocking them <_<
SpeedRcr_X 01/07/2020
Did you all know there's an "attack on dating"?




where "men act like women, women act like men, everyone's confused and nothing 'works'"?
Flame_Sniper 01/07/2020
So it sounds like basically they can't handle a world where men are expected to be sensitive to their partner's needs, the women can be assertive in what they want out of a relationship and bulls[BLEEP]t isn't tolerated? They don't know how to handle a new world where just whipping your d[BLEEP]k out doesn't give you a free pass to the bedroom?
Flame_Sniper 01/07/2020
They say you can learn "what you can do to heal the damage and pain it's caused you." This is aimed at the women, right? Are they really honestly saying women have been damaged because they're empowered? This sounds like wording aimed at frustrated incels.
FireFly_9 01/07/2020




I can't wait for this.
C'est_La_V 01/07/2020
You mean you can't wait to be shaped into whatever these baka want you to be?
C'est_La_V 01/07/2020
So what does their vision of "the greatest you" look like, anyway??
C'est_La_V 01/07/2020




FireFly_9 01/07/2020
"Get pregnant and have unlimited babies." Jesus Christ.
FireFly_9 01/07/2020
THAT, to them, is the epitome of women? Really?
SpeedRcr_X 01/07/2020
But BUT "these clever manipulations were designed to weed you out of the gene pool and forever prevent you from embracing the sacred responsibility, honor and adventure of motherhood"
IrnChef_Jovian 01/07/2020
Why the HELL would I want to have a ton of kids for some guy who only sees me as a piece of meat and wants me to be nothing more than a housebound slave who exists to get f[BLEEP]ked by him, and to churn out more babies? What kind of environment would that be for the kids? What example would that set? (I really want to punch these guys in the d[BLEEP]k)
Mizunomics01 01/07/2020
Mako-chan, calm down
IrnChef_Jovian 01/07/2020
They're really pissing me off! I believe in love and romance, not being some guy's property
Crwn_Frt_Gmer 01/07/2020
Turtles are very egalitarian creatures
=/\catablanca/\= 01/07/2020
Someone help him
SpeedRcr_X 01/07/2020
Well, Mako-chan, you'll be glad to know they hold the secret to helping you "beat the competition and BECOME THE ULTIMATE WIFE"




Reverend_H 01/07/2020
"How many of your friends are in the notorious 'f[BLEEP]k buddy zone"?
.'~SugaBB_2999~'. 01/07/2020
all d 1s ho gew 2 confaranses lik dis
Reverend_H 01/07/2020
"How many women say they want to 'get married' but how many truly want to become the best wives for their husbands and themselves? [...] Learn the truth about submission, dominance and functional, healthy relationship that respect your nature as a woman."
FireFly_9 01/07/2020
So much nonsense to unpack in that one. "the best wives for their husbands" is where they should have ended that first sentence, because that's all these organizers care about. "Submission and Dominance" is their game. They want the women to be submissive and the men dominant, full stop.
C'est_La_V 01/07/2020
hahahaha not in my bedroom
Reverend_H 01/07/2020
tell me more, yo
FireFly_9 01/07/2020
....no just... no
FireFly_9 01/07/2020
"healthy relationships" (that's a laugh) "that respect your nature as a woman." In other words, dysfunctional servitude that puts women in their ostensible place as sex objects who exist only to serve men and breed children into their dystopian world
SpeedRcr_X 01/07/2020
Also why is this whole website like breast cancer pink
FireFly_9 01/07/2020
Because in their simple view girls like pink. Because that's the only color girls can like, you know? We have a very limited pallete.
// J_Daito // 01/07/2020
And again, we're reminded of how much women are being asked to pay to subject themselves to brainwashing:




SpeedRcr_X 01/07/2020
Wow I can totally save a thousand dollars if I sign up early for my Stepford Wife indoctrination. Oh I know, how about I save two thousand dollars, skip this shit altogether, take a nice trip and pamper myself and not date any of these assholes? (In case we forgot to mention, MEN are running this panel completely. There's no women panelists (would there be), so it's women paying a bunch of men to just basically tell them to go be pin-up baby factories.)
Flame_Sniper 01/07/2020
Really any woman who pays for this unironically needs help.
Flame_Sniper 01/07/2020
I can't see how this "convention" is going to end up being anything less than a sausage party by incels hoping to get dates with women too damaged to understand the sheer levels of bulls[BLEEP]t this promises.
C'est_La_V 01/07/2020
So who sets something like this up, anyway?
SpeedRcr_X 01/07/2020
Getting there.
SpeedRcr_X 01/07/2020




Not typing their names because they don't need the SEO. But take a look at this s[BLEEP]t. The names. Can't be real. "Dream Johnson" Really. Really?
Flame_Sniper 01/07/2020
Oh my god I just got that.
Reverend_H 01/07/2020
Be glad you're not really "getting that", yo. Besides, yo, I'm the only one with the "Dream Johnson", yo, and not just because of size, yo, Because I'm the Dream master, yo. W O R D
Reverend_H 01/07/2020
Horse wit Da Force 12-inch C[BLEEP]K YO
Flame_Sniper 01/07/2020
OKAY ALREADY WE UNDERSTAND
// J_Daito // 01/07/2020
The first president of the "Manosphere". It would be cool if that was a planet dedicated to Manos: The Hands of Fate or something.
SpeedRcr_X 01/07/2020
Maybe it is. Didn't that dude have like 12 wives all chained up to pillars that would wrestle in their underwear over him? Sounds exactly like that this crew wants out of the women in their life.
IrnChef_Jovian 01/07/2020
Get a load of the other guy's bio. "Winning the minds of men and women." Not this woman.
Mizunomics01 01/07/2020
Any mind he could win is probably not a prize, in any case? Also he claims "50 million women love him" for "teaching them 'how to be beautiful'".
Flame_Sniper 01/07/2020
Yeah I really want a list of that. Notarized and witnessed by all 50 million women. Hell, I'll take 500.
SpeedRcr_X 01/07/2020
Like, what do you even say to s[BLEEP]t like this
FireFly_9 01/07/2020
So before we get to a few more of the speakers at this noble assemblage, there's actually an ad for another event. A "patriarch edition" for men.




with a warning that "your man will walk out a certified badass 100% leading your family and relationship forever."
SpeedRcr_X 01/07/2020
Certified by a dollar store fill in the blank certificate no doubt.
IrnChef_Jovian 01/07/2020
Oh yeah like I'd really want to pay them to turn my sweet man into some jerkface who would "lead" my relationship forever. It's like the concept of a 50 / 50 partnership scares them.
FireFly_9 01/07/2020
Again, Dominance and Submission. It's clear they're not interested in working with women. The thing is even called the Patriarch edition, which hearkens back to Old Testament notions of men being the masters of their wives.
FireFly_9 01/07/2020
I honestly think if they could breed a blow-up doll with no brains and perpetually spread legs they would do it.
RedCrow 01/07/2020
Not an image I needed this morning, thanks
// J_Daito // 01/07/2020
You miss the point. In order to enjoy "control" you need to have something that was once capable of resistance bent meekly to your will. A simple toy won't do.
// J_Daito // 01/07/2020
They want to reduce their women to a pathetic state of weakness.
// J_Daito // 01/07/2020
To point and say "I broke this." "I own this." To really exert their authority. It's like a power-tripping prison guard. It's no fun for them without a challenge.
Mizunomics01 01/07/2020
Here are some more of the speakers:




setsy_meioh 01/07/2020
So one of these people is a real Therapist? Who influences the world for the betterment of "MANkind"?
SpeedRcr_X 01/07/2020
And I don't think he means Mick Foley
FireFly_9 01/07/2020
So basically, if you go to this person for marriage counseling, and you weren't aware of his... interesting views... you'd be vulnerable and set up for manipulation into a situation where your husband just dominates.
C'est_La_V 01/07/2020
That's really creepy and disturbing. Shouldn't counselors be neutral or something?
Reverend_H 01/07/2020
Yo let's not forget the other dude literally calls himself Socrates yo
Flame_Sniper 01/07/2020
And his using his little girl as a MAGA (sorry MWGA) prop. Great. I wonder what kind of world he thinks he's leaving for his daughter. Is he really good with turning her into some guy's property?
// J_Daito // 01/07/2020
Well he advertises a personal guide to the "Sexual marketplace" so who knows. I wonder what he tells his kid when she asks what he does for a living. then.
SpeedRcr_X 01/07/2020
A female? Asking questions? What a fantasy world you live in, Jedite!
Flame_Sniper 01/07/2020
Jedite used to be like that too. We had to run him over with a plane to set him straight.
// J_Daito // 01/07/2020
You KNOW women in miniskirts running over men with PLANES might make them a bit more MISOGYNIST
// J_Daito // 01/07/2020
But I am enlightened. :P
SpeedRcr_X 01/07/2020
Only because I'd kick your ass if you started talking like these freaks
// J_Daito // 01/07/2020
I'm tempted to start my own "men's club" just to soak fools like this out of their money.
Flame_Sniper 01/07/2020
There's more




SpeedRcr_X 01/07/2020
... *dies laughing*
SpeedRcr_X 01/07/2020
What the f[BLEEP]k are these NAMES
SpeedRcr_X 01/07/2020
It's like really bad pr0n aliases
Texas Samurai 01/07/2020
"Texas Dom" sounds like a steakhouse
SpeedRcr_X 01/07/2020
Dude looks to be 50 and calls himself a "proud patriarch" who will teach you "how to have the best sex ever"
Flame_Sniper 01/07/2020
His idea of "the best sex" - Woman staring off vacantly into space muttering "oh that's so good, that's great, you have the biggest d[BLEEP]k, yes, yes" for the five seconds he takes to get the job done
=/\catablanca/\= 01/07/2020
LOOK IT'S BIOLOGY OKAY SOME OF US CAN ONLY TAKE FIVE SECONDS
SpeedRcr_X 01/07/2020
Dude. Over sharing. Also, as a cat, your d[BLEEP]k has spikes on it.
=/\catablanca/\= 01/07/2020
BARBS
C'est_La_V 01/07/2020
EWW OH GOD STOP TALKING ABOUT ARTEMIS' D[BLEEP]K
CatsMeow 01/07/2020
I stopped years ago
// J_Daito // 01/07/2020
So the other one, the "unleashed" guy, is the "Indiana Jones of the Red Pill" and a "Shaman of the Manosphere."
IrnChef_Jovian 01/07/2020
Translation an incel who reads the s[BLEEP]ttiest subreddits?
Reverend_H 01/07/2020
YO Dude NO he's a "legend among legends" who can teach people how to seduce women with photography, yo
// J_Daito // 01/07/2020
I'm pretty sure that was a Dark Kingdom plot at some point.
Mizunomics01 01/07/2020
They way you all operated stubbing toes was a Dark Kingdom plot at some point.
// J_Daito // 01/07/2020
Don't give me sass, Brainiac 5
Mdm_Maestro 01/07/2020
Just reading their "Resumés" on this site... again, all they're qualified in is writing garbage designed to trick men into thinking they have some edge in seducing women, or "empowering" them to make women their slaves. What is there, in any of their curriculum vitae that would entice a woman to come hear them speak?
FireFly_9 01/07/2020
Well that's why I felt this had to be a parody. It's just too ridiculous.
RedCrow 01/07/2020
Unless they are so far up their own rabbit holes that they really think their raw machismo will attract women to them at 2k a head. And did you notice this thing is going to be held in Florida at an undisclosed location™?




SpeedRcr_X 01/07/2020
For "privacy and quality concerns." I bet. If people knew where the f[BLEEP]k this was they would be camped outside mocking it and exposing this s[BLEEP]t to the light of day
RedCrow 01/07/2020
All it would take is one person to buy a ticket and leak the info.
FireFly_9 01/07/2020
Again, that's giving them two thousand dollars. Which is two thousand more than they deserve.
SpeedRcr_X 01/07/2020
So we're getting to the end here. (Thank god) They go into a bit of how it all started:




FireFly_9 01/07/2020
So their speakers have been "medical doctors, dating coaches, Navy SEALs, ex-FBI Agents, 9 figure millionaire entrepreneurs, PhD exercise physiologists and more." They have "helped 35 million men" and have "235,000 fans."
SpeedRcr_X 01/07/2020
Wait that last bit of math
Mizunomics01 01/07/2020
Don't think about it too hard, Haruka-san.
SpeedRcr_X 01/07/2020
"President Dream (seriously) ... realizes here was not a similar event of quality for women."
FireFly_9 01/07/2020
I feel the definition of "quality" here is being tortured almost as badly as we are.
C'est_La_V 01/07/2020
"Women today are being led astray into lives filled with depression, barren wombs and loneliness."
IrnChef_Jovian 01/07/2020
I'd be depressed if I let them lead me into their lifestyle. Also, what is their obsession with wombs and fertility?
// J_Daito // 01/07/2020
What's more masculine than spreading your seed through dominance?
IrnChef_Jovian 01/07/2020
Well let's see.
IrnChef_Jovian 01/07/2020
Being a supportive partner. Emotionally building up your wife. Teaching your kids to have respect for anyone regardless of gender. Taking a stand for the right of men to express their feeings and not have to live up to some Charlton Heston like bulls[BLEEP]t stoic stereotype that leaves them stressed out and dying early. Encouraging your daughters to be all they can be in life as opposed to sex objects for fedora wearing neckbeards.
Mizunomics01 01/07/2020
(they're wearing trillbys)
IrnChef_Jovian 01/07/2020
_WHATEVER_ Ami-chan ><
SpeedRcr_X 01/07/2020
"The... convention is not going to tell women what they want to hear, but what they need to hear: The truth."
C'est_La_V 01/07/2020
The truth that there are creeps out there like this on the internet and they're organizing??
SpeedRcr_X 01/07/2020
You can tell they must be having trouble convincing people. The FIRST question on their FAQ is "is this event real???"




// J_Daito // 01/07/2020
Oh it's extremely real.
Flame_Sniper 01/07/2020
That legitimately disturbs me. That there are people who think this way for real about other people and they take pride in this. And they are such bigots. "This event is for natural born biological women only... "being a biologically born natural female"
// J_Daito // 01/07/2020
Looks like they've been having discussions with JK Rowling.
SpeedRcr_X 01/07/2020
It's funny, they paint themselves as such big, macho PATRIARCHS but the mere thought of a women that has surprise d[BLEEP]k sends them into conniptions
Flame_Sniper 01/07/2020
To the point where they spell it out twice. And it's not even just someone with a penis, this excludes those who have transitioned.
FireFly_9 01/07/2020
Because to them it's all about sex and dominance. And a simple, binary world they can understand. Where women are women, i.e. walking submissive wombs to be plundered by them as they see fit.
RedCrow 01/07/2020
Ugh, I'm sick of looking at this, are we done?
SpeedRcr_X 01/07/2020
Yeah
Flame_Sniper 01/07/2020
I just-- again. I'm sorry. But the fact that there are real people out there really thinking this, and it's NOT a parody... really bugs me.
// J_Daito // 01/07/2020
Well even if it were a parody, it would be mocking a real mindset so how would it be any better
Flame_Sniper 01/07/2020
True
Flame_Sniper 01/07/2020
But it makes me sick. I mean I laugh because the things they're advocating are so preposterous right? But at the same time I'm chilled because they think it's perfectly natural.
// J_Daito // 01/07/2020
I'm sure some of hem have to be grifters just looking to score quick cash, the same way you had those people hawking seminars for quick real estate riches
Flame_Sniper 01/07/2020
Yeah but these days guys are being told that if they're just "nice" women will always come up to them like it's a sure thing but people's feelings are more complicated, and when they don't get what they want, those vulnerable guys are fed this diet of Red Pill patriarch crap and poisoned into real women-hating jerks. I hate that this exists.
SpeedRcr_X 01/07/2020
Well the first step in avoiding a trap is knowing about its existence right.
SpeedRcr_X 01/07/2020
So hopefully being able to point and laugh at the ludicrousness of this s[BLEEP]tty worldview will rob it of some of its power.
IrnChef_Jovian 01/07/2020
Look - for any guys reading this... if you want a girl to like you, treat them like equal human beings. And even then it might not work, because people's tastes are different. But don't give up on being kind. Eventually, if you keep looking, you'll find someone. Just don't assume it's automatically going to be the first person you meet, or that they have to be into you because you're not being a jerk to them.
IrnChef_Jovian 01/07/2020
You're not owed anything by anyone, but by the same token there's no conspiracy to deny you someone either. Relationships are hard
Crwn_Frt_Gmer 01/07/2020
Like a turtle's shell
IrnChef_Jovian 01/07/2020
....like I said, relationships are hard <_<. But it's not impossible. You don't need snake-oil salesmen peddling Red Pill stories to "help you". You can get there on your own.











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