2219. Botched Shane MacMahon Promo or Drunk Ten'ou Haruka? YOU DECIDE!!03/09/21
2218. Exploding with Pleasure! Exploding with Passion! Exploding with Fury! Haruka's reaction to the end of AEW Revolution 2021!! (Spoilers)03/08/21
2217. A fight for the ages! The true story of Haruka and Michiru vs Usagi at Mugen!!03/01/21
2216. Haruka's Birthday is truly is an unfortunate time01/28/21
2215. The Cream Rises to the Top12/07/20
2214. Panic at the Discord11/30/20
2213. Haruka's Black Friday Mistake11/27/20
2212. Happy Thanksgiving from Suburban Senshi! 11/26/20
2211. Sketch Sessions 002 - Ongoing Fashion Disaster11/06/20
2210. A Special Election indeed (Sketch Sessions 0111/05/20
2209. In the name of the moon and the International Standards of Weights and Measures, I will punish you! 10/19/20
2208. WHAAAT? It's been eighteen years? Catching up with the Suburban Senshi!!08/25/20
2207. We always did have a blind spot for Venus-sama~08/17/20
2206. Some things are better off DEAD! The Suburban Senshi react to the rest of the Death Note Anime [Episodes 11-37]!!08/09/20
2205. 14 years late! The Suburban Senshi react to the Death Note anime! Episodes 1-10!!08/09/20
2204. Back in Blargh~08/04/20
2203. In a Hot Spot06/25/20
2202. [GrimDark Arc] Fear her Pink Sugar Heart Attack~06/04/20
2201. Art is in the voice of the beholder06/01/20
2200. [ Grimdark Arc ] Floating on Clouds Nine and Ten05/30/20
2199. [ Grimdark Arc ] All Fired up~05/26/20
2198. Where does Haruka get those wonderful suits?05/25/20
2197. Smile! You're in the Picture at last!05/24/20
2196. Haruka takes the Sailor Moon Drawing Challenge!!05/21/20
2195. Great Moments in Suburban Senshi History: Sad Departure05/19/20
2194. Family Flashback Fun 90's style05/17/20
2193. DEEP LORE DROP! The Spiritual Space-Screams of the Silver Millennium through Space and Time!05/15/20
2192. Lockdown Diversionary Tactics 05/14/20
2191. BEHIND THE SCENES - Suburban Senshi Podcast with Retro Fanfic Retrospective!04/17/20
2190. Blame Big Papa04/06/20
2189. In poor taste03/12/20
2188. More fun that a Big Daddy Turtle! Hiatus 1 and "Whatever happened to the Suburban Senshi" now in the story collections!!01/14/20
2187. Alexa, we're in the sh*t now. 01/08/20
2186. MST: Mansplaining to Women for Fun and Profit01/07/20
2185. Superhero Superstars of the WWE - Plus Ultra [Lashley]?01/03/20
2184. The Perils of Commercialization12/20/19
2183. That's one Powerful P*ssy12/19/19
2182. Flushed with Anticipation11/21/19
2181. Announcing the Suburban Senshi collections - The S and SuperS comics!09/15/19
2180. Beryl got Back (and got back~)09/14/19
2179. Twitter Test09/13/19
2178. The Sub. Senshi go to the Minnesota State Fair (by UltraMatt)09/01/19
2177. Quality Parenting08/30/19
2176. Science08/29/19
2175. Medical Heroics Plus Ultra08/28/19
2174. Motoki Finds True Love?08/27/19
2173. Hotaru wut u doing08/26/19
2172. Suburban Senshi is NOT old enough to Vote today! <_<08/25/19
2171. Suburban Senshi is OLD ENOUGH TO VOTE today! (08/25/19
2170. You've got to FIGHT... for the RIGHT... to POTTY~!08/13/19
2169. Back to the IRC II (Test)08/11/19


Legacy Archives

Suburban Senshi Entry #2180 - “Beryl got Back (and got back~)”
#2180 “Beryl got Back (and got back~)”
QUEEN Beryl
@Red_Queen
Greetings, it is I, your QUEEN Beryl, here to offer you discounted and pleasurable escort services from the heart of Roppongi.
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9:10 AM - 14 Sep 2019
Aino Minako  @Cest_La_V · Sep 14
... what how are you even alive?!
Jay Daito  @J_Daito · Sep 14
At last you appear. I can finally achieve my ten-thousand year goal to destroy you, witch. BE WARNED I have spent the last 17 years continuously leveling up. I can now destroy you with a single swing of my fist.
QUEEN Beryl  @Red_Queen · Sep 14
Jedite... fisting will cost extra.
Jay Daito  @J_Daito · Sep 14
...wait what
Aino Minako  @Cest_La_V · Sep 14
what
'Chibi' Tsukino Usagi  @SugaBB_2999 · Sep 14
bich u brest gat ov mai syde ov da streat, d onli 1 offarang erotak sarvaces iz mi an mai gang
QUEEN Beryl  @Red_Queen · Sep 14
What is this creature saying
Aino Minako  @Cest_La_V · Sep 14
ANSWER ME HOW ARE YOU ALIVE?!!?!?
QUEEN Beryl  @Red_Queen · Sep 14
Several years ago there was a DEEP IMPACT at D. Point which somehow resulted in my resurrection; coming to Tokyo without any memory of who I was or my history I became a gravure model and discovered I preferred the lifestyle to one of being trapped in an ice-cave with smelly youma and being given orders by a glorified sunspot
Jay Daito  @J_Daito · Sep 14
I will kill you
QUEEN Beryl  @Red_Queen · Sep 14
only if it is with pleasure
Jay Daito  @J_Daito · Sep 14
...
QUEEN Beryl  @Red_Queen · Sep 14
now my army of youma have disguised themselves as high-class escorts bringing amusement to those who seek pleasure, and bringing profit to "QUEEN'S RED Compensated Dating Service."
'Chibi' Tsukino Usagi  @SugaBB_2999 · Sep 14
bich u n i r gonna throe dewn
QUEEN Beryl  @Red_Queen · Sep 14
I do not understand you
'Chibi' Tsukino Usagi  @SugaBB_2999 · Sep 14
u hav elaktad da wey ov payne
QUEEN Beryl  @Red_Queen · Sep 14
Can someone translate this imp
Jay Daito  @J_Daito · Sep 14
It is quoting Saruman
QUEEN Beryl  @Red_Queen · Sep 14
Oh yes, we had a time, he and I. But Sauron was always watching with his giant eye. I think I enjoyed that.
Mamoru Chiba  @bestlydressedgentleman · Sep 14
...
QUEEN Beryl  @Red_Queen · Sep 14
...
QUEEN Beryl  @Red_Queen · Sep 14
Endymion?
'Chibi' Tsukino Usagi  @SugaBB_2999 · Sep 14
NEW BICH HI IZ MINE
Meiou Setsuna  @Setsy_Meioh · Sep 14
MINE
Serena Tsukino  @Darienz_BAE · Sep 14
HAY THAT'S MY HOT JAPANESE BOYFRIENDO WHO LOOKS LIKE DARIEN
Jay Daito  @J_Daito · Sep 14
... Why the hell does Capeboy have a harem
Mamoru Chiba  @bestlydressedgentleman · Sep 14
Don't be a hata~
Tsukino Usagi  @Rabbit_in_DMoon · Sep 14
HE'S MINE AND I WILL CRUSH ALL OF YOU TO PROVE IT
Jay Daito  @J_Daito · Sep 14
Please, please commence the crushing. I'll get the popcorn.
QUEEN Beryl  @Red_Queen · Sep 14
Crushing is available for an extra ¥35,000
Jay Daito  @J_Daito · Sep 14
..this is more unsettling than if she were still bent on world domination
SOUICHI TOMOE  @GERMATOID · Sep 14
SHE CAN DOMINATE MY WORLD! MUAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH!
Dr. Mimi Hanyu  @UR_Dessert · Sep 14
...Hakase-sama NO





March 15, 1997: The Senshi were dreaming of Tuxedo Mask, when Ves-Ves attacked using Jaakokku, determined to stop Princess Sailor Moon from Destroying the Earth in a fit of Emo. As the Senshi stared in awe, Sailor Luna appeared, urging the girls to be ruthless and make sacrifices. Tuxedo Mask got pissed because he was unable to complete his corny speech. When all hope seemed lost, the Senshi got a break through a precision-guided rose throw from Tuxedo Mask. Sailor Moon used an appeal to the inherent goodness of the heretofore irredeemable villain to win.
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