Suburban Senshi Entry #2126 - “WWE Backlash 2018 results

SpeedRcr_X 05/06/2018
Oh man it's almost time for the Backlash preshow

Texas Samurai 05/06/2018
Rasslin' time?

Perfect1 05/06/2018
I cannot believe you foolish fools would be so deeply invested in what is obviously a pre-prepared exhibition.

SpeedRcr_X 05/06/2018
Look, I look at it this way-- the way it is. Yes, it's a fixed outcome. But so is Hamlet. The thrill here is regardless of the fact that the performers are working together, they are still doing incredible physical feats that take a toll on their bodies to tell a story.

SpeedRcr_X 05/06/2018
A story of victory or defeat. Of betrayal. Of shifting alliances. That kind of thing.

EmaSkye_LAPD 05/06/2018
...A soap opera for men (and women) :P

SpeedRcr_X 05/06/2018
EMA NO

SpeedRcr_X 05/06/2018
It's so much more!

EmaSkye_LAPD 05/06/2018
And your dolls are "action figures", right Haruka?

SpeedRcr_X 05/06/2018
DAMN STRAIGHT

Texas Samurai 05/06/2018
Well, when ah was a youngin, there was carnivals where wrasslin' was a thing, and they were legitimately fightin'. You could pay money t' take yer chances with a fighter in th' ring and y'_could_ get yer bell rung... or worse.

SpeedRcr_X 05/06/2018
Well Pro Wrestling comes from the same carnival roots. It's just dressed up better and safer.

SpeedRcr_X 05/06/2018
really disagreed with McMahon's plan to break kayfabe

EmaSkye_LAPD 05/06/2018
Kayfabe?

SpeedRcr_X 05/06/2018
The term referring to keeping the fact it's a "show" secret.

SpeedRcr_X 05/06/2018
But now they can do things like get us invested in the wrestlers as people and all the backstage stuff, and it doesn't take away from the enjoyment.

Dr_Xadium 05/06/2018
Well with things like the internet this would have happened anyway

SpeedRcr_X 05/06/2018
Oh it's starting

FireFly_9 05/06/2018
I've got your predictions up, we'll see how well you do.

SpeedRcr_X 05/06/2018
Also uhh... check it out YOU ARE ALREADY CLEAN

FireFly_9 05/06/2018
So... your predictions - Ruby Riott won but not because of Sasha Banks.

Texas Samurai 05/06/2018
Are we countin' that?

SpeedRcr_X 05/06/2018
We should because the victory is what counts.

EmaSkye_LAPD 05/06/2018
But calling a reason Why is like betting on a spread in football, isn't it?

SpeedRcr_X 05/06/2018
Don't get technical Ema

EmaSkye_LAPD 05/06/2018
I'm a Forensic Detective of course I'm gonna be technical :P

SpeedRcr_X 05/06/2018
Damn Mix v. Rollins is INSANE right now.

Texas Samurai 05/06/2018
Huets me just watchin'!

SpeedRcr_X 05/06/2018
Hah, Miz won, I'm 2 for 2~

Perfect1 05/06/2018
That is debatable.

FireFly_9 05/06/2018
Oh let her have it, she'll never stop complaining.

SpeedRcr_X 05/06/2018
HAH 3-3 Nia won like I thought, but it wasn't a squash match which was great.

SpeedRcr_X 05/06/2018
LOL Randy Orton

SpeedRcr_X 05/06/2018
All I ever see when I think of him now was the night when he burned down the Wyatt Compound and took the time to pose in front of the destruction

SpeedRcr_X 05/06/2018

// J_Daito // 05/06/2018
Oh come on if you just did something epic, you would too.

SpeedRcr_X 05/06/2018
JEFF HARDY Won - 4-4

FireFly_9 05/06/2018
You're on a roll, I have to admit.

Texas Samurai 05/06/2018
Ah didn't see Elias on th' card, who's he up against

SpeedRcr_X 05/06/2018
I dunno

SpeedRcr_X 05/06/2018
Oh s[BLEEP]t NEW DAY, what is going to happen

SpeedRcr_X 05/06/2018
OH GOD NOW AIDEN ENGLISH

SpeedRcr_X 05/06/2018
AHAAHA NOW IT'S NO WAY JOSE

SpeedRcr_X 05/06/2018
AND BREEZANGO

Texas Samurai 05/06/2018
Ah don't know whut's happenin' but ah LOVE IT

Texas Samurai 05/06/2018
BOBBY ROODE

Texas Samurai 05/06/2018
hahah that bit where Aiden tried t' party with them~

Texas Samurai 05/06/2018
That was a good rest fer th' crowd an' just plain FUN

SpeedRcr_X 05/06/2018
That's why I love wrestling. ANYTHING can happen.

SpeedRcr_X 05/06/2018
And I'm 5-5... Bryan won~

FireFly_9 05/06/2018
This is your best showing so far, Haruka-poppa.

Texas Samurai 05/06/2018
hahaah "BIG Cass came up SHORT against Daniel Bryan~"

SpeedRcr_X 05/06/2018
LOL Match-appropriate pun

SpeedRcr_X 05/06/2018
This is the one match I'm not confident on, Carmella / Charlotte... because cheating might a thing here...

FireFly_9 05/06/2018
Last chance to change your bet~

Texas Samurai 05/06/2018
They's in New Jersey too, that's close t' Carmella's hometown~

SpeedRcr_X 05/06/2018
sweats

SpeedRcr_X 05/06/2018
Dammit... Dammit...

SpeedRcr_X 05/06/2018
Okay I'll switch to Carmella!

FireFly_9 05/06/2018
Is that your final answer?

SpeedRcr_X 05/06/2018
Yes, damn it ><

SpeedRcr_X 05/06/2018
damnit you better win Carmella

SpeedRcr_X 05/06/2018
I feel like Asuka defending her streak here

SpeedRcr_X 05/06/2018
YES

SpeedRcr_X 05/06/2018
606

SpeedRcr_X 05/06/2018
^6-6

EmaSkye_LAPD 05/06/2018
LOL if we hadn't asked you if you were going to change your pick~

SpeedRcr_X 05/06/2018
I didn't realize Backlash was in her backyard till you guys said-- that changes the equation

Texas Samurai 05/06/2018
Well now it's Shinsuke Nakamura versus A.J. Styles' family jewels~

SpeedRcr_X 05/06/2018
LOL

Texas Samurai 05/06/2018
It ain't a lie!

Texas Samurai 05/06/2018

SpeedRcr_X 05/06/2018
NUTSHOTS ALL AROUND

SpeedRcr_X 05/06/2018
...ANOTHER DRAW

SpeedRcr_X 05/06/2018
NO

SpeedRcr_X 05/06/2018
COME ON

SpeedRcr_X 05/06/2018
...F[BLEEP]K

SpeedRcr_X 05/06/2018
Well I did say Styles would "win" so

SpeedRcr_X 05/06/2018
He retained so~

Perfect1 05/06/2018
AGAIN this is debatable!

SpeedRcr_X 05/06/2018
UGH my first loss of the night

SpeedRcr_X 05/06/2018
7-8

SpeedRcr_X 05/06/2018
Lashley and Storwman won with no trouble

Texas Samurai 05/06/2018
If Samoa Joe is th' "Big Man" and Roman is th' "Big Dog" could this be a "Man Bites Dog" match if Joe gits angry enough?

SpeedRcr_X 05/06/2018
Surprise Surprise... Roman won *yawn*

SpeedRcr_X 05/06/2018
So 8 out of 9. That's what I get for betting against Strowman

SpeedRcr_X 05/06/2018
But still my best record ever

SpeedRcr_X 05/06/2018
and now I drop

Texas Samurai 05/06/2018
Me too, that was some great wrasslin'~

Dr_Xadium 05/06/2018
Dr_Xadium is AFK: ( ugh Roman's win messed up a great night of wrestling)

Texas Samurai 05/06/2018
Texas Samurai is AFK: ( Ah bet Ah can show you some better rasslin' tonight~ )

SpeedRcr_X 05/06/2018
SpeedRcr_X is AFK: ( lol little does she realize Roman winning is a perfect mood killer)