[06:24] *** Fri Aug 14 2009 - LOGGING START ***
[06:24] *** Topic is - bottom of the barrel -
[06:24] *** Set by @spiritflame on Fri Aug 14 06:24 2009
[06:24] <IrnChef_Jovian> Artemis, can you talk to animals?
[06:25] <=^catablanca^=> Only cats, why?
[06:25] <IrnChef_Jovian> No chance you speak turtle, huh
[06:25] <=^catablanca^=> Nope
[06:25] <=^catablanca^=> What's wrong?
[06:26] <IrnChef_Jovian> ... I just need someone who can get through to Motoki
[06:26] <=^catablanca^=> ... Motoki?
[06:26] <=^catablanca^=> Are you trying to get me to talk to Kamekichi?
[06:26] * IrnChef_Jovian sighs, nods
[06:26] <=^catablanca^=> What's going on?
[06:26] <IrnChef_Jovian> It's... ridiculous
[06:27] <IrnChef_Jovian> A while back he found this game called "Furcadia".
[06:27] <IrnChef_Jovian> It's a crappy little VGA thing
[06:27] <IrnChef_Jovian> You go around as a furry doing stuff
[06:27] * IrnChef_Jovian digs up a picture




[06:28] <IrnChef_Jovian> I think you can see him there as the green blob
[06:28] <IrnChef_Jovian> It's not really distinct
[06:28] <=^catablanca^=> Apparently not
[06:29] <IrnChef_Jovian> But he's addicted to the damn thing... I've spoken to him for like 20 minutes over the past three weeks
[06:29] <IrnChef_Jovian> I mean, I want him to have fun, but this is ridiculous.
[06:29] <IrnChef_Jovian> Forget about even seeing him, he goes to work at the McDonald's, gets home, logs in and tunes out
[06:30] <=^catablanca^=> So how did you figure talking to Kamekichi would help?
[06:30] <IrnChef_Jovian> Well he doesn't listen to _me_.
[06:30] <// J_Daito //> Why don't you just create a login and talk to him there
[06:31] <IrnChef_Jovian> ...
[06:31] <// J_Daito //> You could be Ginshu, the warrior Seal
[06:31] <IrnChef_Jovian> ¬_¬
[06:32] <// J_Daito //> I mean let's face it, to get anywhere with that guy you'd basically have to play dress-up anyway
[06:32] <IrnChef_Jovian> I should punch you in the face
[06:32] * // J_Daito // smirks
[06:32] <// J_Daito //> Do it. Log in. Become One of the Them.
[06:32] <IrnChef_Jovian> ><
[06:33] <IrnChef_Jovian> I don't see why I should have to drop everything I'm doin' just to see my own boyfriend :P
[06:33] <// J_Daito //> Because he's addicted to the Online Animal Kingdom, that's why :P
[06:33] <=^catablanca^=> Why don't you ask Pegasus if he can talk to Kamekichi?
[06:34] <// J_Daito //> You people are assuming Furuhata communicates with that damn reptile
[06:34] <// J_Daito //> Forgive me if I'm not mistaking but he's just a guy with no special powers other than the ability to molest animals for his own pleasure
[06:34] <IrnChef_Jovian> YOU TAKE THAT BACK ><
[06:35] <// J_Daito //> What, you think if we do talk to the reptile it will have anything to say other than "Kill me now, every night he makes me bleed?"
[06:35] <IrnChef_Jovian> YOU SHUT UP
[06:36] <FireFly_9> Elios is busy with Chibiusa-chan, they're trying to figure out how to get her pregnancy to term given her size
[06:36] <IrnChef_Jovian> You know, say what you will about that a[BLEEP]le but he's at least spending time with her
[06:37] <// J_Daito //> You know things are bad when you're jealous of the spore, and the attentions of a gangsta misogynist who just wants to hump anything in a skirt :3
[06:37] * IrnChef_Jovian sighs
[06:37] <IrnChef_Jovian> I love Motoki but this is gettin' ridiculous
[06:37] <// J_Daito //> Getting?
[06:38] <// J_Daito //> I would have thought seeing him in that full-body turtle suit would have been the first time the Ridiculous threshold has been met
[06:38] <IrnChef_Jovian> Shut up ><
[06:39] <Mdm_Maestro> Ara, don't fret Makoto-chan.
[06:39] <Mdm_Maestro> Allow me to introduce you to Gamer Widow, it's where I go when Haruka dissappears into whatever game she craves of the moment.
[06:40] <IrnChef_Jovian> Michiru-san, how do you deal with it?
[06:40] <// J_Daito //> (She's so self-absorbed Ten'ou not being around is barely a blip on her radar :3)
[06:40] <Mdm_Maestro> Tch.
[06:40] <Mdm_Maestro> I have my own, rich, full life.
[06:40] <Mdm_Maestro> Whenever Haruka chooses to intersect hers with mine, we enjoy it to the fullest.
[06:41] <Mdm_Maestro> Other than that, I am mature enough to leave her off to her own devices.
[06:41] <IrnChef_Jovian> But doesn't that get really lonely?
[06:41] <Mdm_Maestro> I have my painting, and my music to give me solace.
[06:41] <// J_Daito //> (As I said, self absorbed)
[06:42] <Mdm_Maestro> Jedite, dear, do shut up before I am forced to do something uncouth.
[06:42] <IrnChef_Jovian> >< all I want is to spend time with him ><
[06:43] <Mdm_Maestro> Trust me, dear-- once you get married, all you'll want to do is find reasons to have personal space.
[06:43] * Mdm_Maestro is away: O HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
[06:43] <IrnChef_Jovian> ... D:
[06:43] <=^catablanca^=> Don't worry, I don't think she means that :D
[06:43] <IrnChef_Jovian> :<
[06:44] * IrnChef_Jovian is away: Looking into becoming a level one seal just SO I CAN HAVE FUN WITH MY GODDAMN BOYFRIEND
[06:44] <// J_Daito //> Ahahahaha modern love
[06:44] <// J_Daito //> So hilarious
[06:45] <// J_Daito //> Nowadays people meet, interact and break up totally on facebook
[06:45] <=^catablanca^=> How do you even know what Facebook is
[06:45] <// J_Daito //> I use it to suck the energy out of yuppies
[06:45] <// J_Daito //> Just 10 years ago people would have been forced to *gasp* spend time with each other Outside
[06:46] <=^catablanca^=> What would you know about it :3
[06:46] <// J_Daito //> Shut up
[06:46] <// J_Daito //> just because I lived in a cave for 10,000 years
[06:46] * // J_Daito // is away: I had my flings
[06:47] * =^catablanca^= is away: right probably a prehistoric monkey flinging poo at you
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