Suburban Senshi iChat #1345: “advant monster lion s body human face”
#1345: “advant monster lion s body human face”


 Sat Apr 26 07:43 2008 - Logging Started (suburbansenshi-chat)

[07:43] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> So I'm going over usage logs for the site just to check on something
[07:43] <Mizunomics01> Anything interesting, Sakura-chan?
[07:44] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> The fact that you have a kid in another dimension??
[07:44] <Mizunomics01> .. I don't know what you mean
[07:45] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Little Toshiko would be SOOO sad
[07:45] <Mizunomics01> HE NAMED HER WHAT-- I mean, who?
[07:45] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Ya.
[07:45] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Anywayzzzz~
[07:45] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Facts of note:
[07:46] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Firefox users make up 81% of the visitors here
[07:46] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> The top search phrases for April are:
[07:46] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> "advent monster lion s body human face"
[07:47] <Mizunomics01> That is awfully specific.
[07:47] <Mizunomics01> It sounds like Motoki-san's friends have found us.
[07:48] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Tell me about it, right
[07:48] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Also in the top 10 were "free porn women with old men"
[07:48] <Mizunomics01> That would be Chibiusa's friends...
[07:49] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> and "horse fack tens"
[07:49] <Mizunomics01> Hmm, either Motoki's or Elios'.
[07:49] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Yeehaw.
[07:55] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> So when are you going to come to terms with your offspring
[07:56] <Mizunomics01> Hmph, it's not like your mother spends much time with you.
[07:56] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Helloo I don't live here, I come from the Mysterious Future™
[07:56] <Mizunomics01> So does Chibiusa-chan but she is here constantly
[07:57] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> I know better than to overstay my welcome; besides, the future is shinier
[07:57] <Mizunomics01> Well, I see no need to focus my efforts on a Dream-child from another dimension. I have a Multinational corporation to run.
[07:58] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> ...
[07:58] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> You're not that heartless Aunt Ami~
[07:58] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> I think you're just embarrassed that your secret life got out~
[07:59] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> (Mom still can't believe you beat her in the marriage department, AND the kid department)
[07:59] <Mizunomics01>
[07:59] <Mizunomics01>
[07:59] <Mizunomics01> * is nothing more than a proper Japanese girl *
[08:00] <Mizunomics01> I studied when expected to, became employed when expected to, and am fulfilling the dreams and wishes of my mother as expected to.
[08:00] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Hello, Paging Dr. Mizuno, Bulls[BLEEP]t detected off the starboard bow~
[08:01] <Mizunomics01> Well if you're going to be rude, Sakura-chan, I see no need to continue this conversation.
[08:02] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Sorry, sorry, but you know it's the most introverted girls who end up doing the most unexpected things in the end.
[08:03] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> *cough* like trying to brainwash Serenity III and take over the Crystal Imperium with an Army of Gundanium Death Machines *cough*
[08:03] <Mizunomics01> * c[BLEEP]ks an eyebrow *

     Sakura Xadium Aino is away: SNAP predestination paradox get

[08:04] <Mizunomics01> With my technological skills..
[08:04] <Mizunomics01> To rule the future...

     Mizunomics01 is away 

[08:05] <// J_Daito //> I DON'T NEED YET ANOTHER COMPETITOR
[08:05] <// J_Daito //> THANKS A LOT FUTURE SNEAKY GIRL
[08:05] <// J_Daito //> ^ SNEAKY FUTURE GIRL
[08:05] <// J_Daito //> I HATE YOU

     Sakura Xadium Aino is back

[08:05] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Aww don't hate me
[08:05] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> I'll make it up to you
[08:05] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> here enjoy this comic




[08:07] <// J_Daito //> ...
[08:08] <// J_Daito //> WHY DID YOU BRING UP MY SECRET SHAME YOU LITTLE [BLEEP]

     Sakura Xadium Aino is away: crapz0rs wrong comic


 Sat Apr 26 08:08 2008 - Logging Stopped (suburbansenshi-chat)

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