#1211: “CSI Tokyo: Voodoo Child II”


[23:26] *** Fri Aug 10 2007 - LOGGING START ***
[23:26] *** Now talking in #suburbansenshi

[23:39] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> Nobody's seen Usagi-chan in years... she left Crystal Tokyo with Mamoru-chan and then just
[23:39] * [gTV]C'est_la_V makes a"poof" noise
[23:39] <flame_SNIPER> I was kinda glad she just decided to spend time with Mamoru-san... the stress of power had really gotten to her.
[23:40] <Mizunomics01> The way she handled Nemesis was... counterproductive.
[23:40] <Mizunomics01> I would have gone a different route.
[23:40] <IrnChef_Jovian> It's so weird...
[23:40] <IrnChef_Jovian> We spent 150 years or so in Crystal Tokyo... but it's.. fuzzy to me.
[23:41] <IrnChef_Jovian> It doesn't feel like I've been gone that long.
[23:41] <Mizunomics01> Time dilation.
[23:41] <Mizunomics01> It was out of joint.
[23:42] <Mizunomics01> Who knows how long we were actually there. Our brains have probably adapted to the phase variant differentials of the tachyonic subquantum confuigurations and realigned our memetic structures.
[23:43] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> So we're forgetting a lot of what happened?
[23:43] <Mizunomics01> ... yes.
[23:43] <flame_SNIPER> HOW THE HELL DID YOU FIGURE THAT OUT
[23:43] * [gTV]C'est_la_V guessed! :D
[23:44] <flame_SNIPER> D:
[00:19] <Mizunomics01> I wonder if we could get an exemplar of her DNA anywhere.
[00:21] <GERMATOID> <_<
[00:21] <GERMATOID> >_>
[00:22] * GERMATOID RAISES HIS HAND
[00:22] <Mizunomics01> you have one?
[00:22] <GERMATOID> REMEMBER BACK WHEN I MADE "SAILOR MOON DARK?"*
[00:32] <*> See that Sailor Moon S Audio Drama
[00:33] <Mizunomics01> That Sailor Moon clone...
[00:33] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> We kicked it ass before it had finished speaking <_<
[00:33] <GERMATOID> THAT'S SO NOT THE POINT
[00:34] <GERMATOID> I STILL HAVE THE BASE DNA I COLLECTED FROM ONE OF USAGI'S TRIPS TO MY OLD HOUSE
[00:35] * GERMATOID is away: GETTING THE SAMPLE
[00:36] <IrnChef_Jovian> D: does he have our DNA too?
[00:40] <flame_SNIPER> What does he do with it
[00:41] <Mizunomics01> I am sure we do not want to know.
[00:41] * GERMATOID is back
[00:41] * GERMATOID HANDS AMI-KUN THE SAMPLE
[00:41] * Mizunomics01 checks
[00:41] <Mizunomics01> .....
[00:42] <Mizunomics01> Hakase, are you CERTAIN this is a sample from Tsukino Usagi?
[00:42] <GERMATOID> ¬_¬
[00:42] <GERMATOID> LISTEN KID, YOU MAY BE A GENIUS WITH AN IQ OF 300 BUT I'VE BEEN DOING GENETIC SCIENCE SINCE BEFORE YOU WERE BORN
[00:42] <GERMATOID> THAT IS HER DNA
[00:42] <Mizunomics01> But...
[00:43] * Mizunomics01 shakes her head as if rying to clear out a fog.
[00:43] <Mizunomics01> The Alleles...
[00:43] <flame_SNIPER> What's wrong, Ami-chan?
[00:43] <Mizunomics01> They dont' match?
[00:43] <IrnChef_Jovian> What!?
[00:44] <Mizunomics01> 23 of the chromosomes are NOT Usagi-chan's.
[00:44] <Mizunomics01> Chibiusa's mother.. is someone else.
[00:44] <flame_SNIPER> No way no way no way.
[00:44] <flame_SNIPER> We SAW her born.
[00:44] <flame_SNIPER> All of it.
[00:44] <flame_SNIPER> YOU were the attending physician!
[00:44] <Mizunomics01> Well yes!
[00:45] <Mizunomics01> But I never did a genetic scan, Usagi didn't want pre-screening for defects.
[00:45] <GERMATOID> THE WHOLE SPORE WAS A DEFECT IMO
[00:45] <Mizunomics01> The Father.. is Mamoru-san.
[00:46] <Mizunomics01> And the mother... who seems to have an inordinate amount of alleles in common with the father, is--
[00:46] *** Disconnected
[00:46] *** Sat Aug 11 2007 - LOGGING END ***










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