#1110: “Canonica Obscurata”


[07:29] *** Thu Dec 21 2006 - LOGGING START ***
[07:29] *** Now talking in #suburbansenshi
[07:29] *** Topic is - It's all true -
[07:29] *** Set by @Dr_Xadium on Thu Dec 21 07:29 2006

[07:30] <GERMATOID> DO YOU KNOW WHY THE DEATH BUSTERS LOGO HAD FIVE POINTS
[07:30] <FireFly_9> Because it was a star?
[07:30] <GERMATOID> ¬_¬
[07:31] <GERMATOID> THERE WERE FIVE WITCHES IN WITCHES 5, AND EACH ONE WAS THE HEAD OF ONE DIVISION
[07:31] <GERMATOID> PHILOSOPHY, TALENT, PHYSICAL, SCIENCE, PROFESSIONAL
[07:32] * FireFly_9 feigns interest
[07:32] <GERMATOID> I'M OFFERING YOU THE HEAD OF PHILOSOPHY :/
[07:32] <FireFly_9> No.
[07:32] <FireFly_9> The last time I had anything to do with the Death Busters I developed Prehensile Hair.
[07:36] * GERMATOID HAS PUT SETSY-KUN IN CHARGE OF SCIENCE DIVISION
[07:37] <FireFly_9> That's funny, I thought you would have made her head of the physical division :P
[07:37] <GERMATOID> I DON'T THINK THAT WORD MEANS WHAT YOU THINK IT MEANS :P
[07:39] <FireFly_9> Anyway, so you have 2 of 5 and I've declined. Where will you get the others
[07:39] * GERMATOID HAS LEARNED ONE THING, AND THAT IS TO RECRUIT PEOPLE WHILE THEY'RE YOUNG
[07:40] *** .'~SugaBB_2999~'. [cndygrrl@azabu-jh.ed.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi
[07:40] <@spiritflame> Irasshai .'~SugaBB_2999~'.
[07:40] <FireFly_9> you must be joking
[07:40] <GERMATOID> NOT HER ><
[07:40] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> FAK U SOICHI NEW WAY
[07:40] <GERMATOID> YES WAY! MUAHAHAHAHAHAAH
[07:41] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> b[BLEEP]ch gat ur facking hunds ot of mai klassmatezz
[07:41] <FireFly_9> Chibiusa-chan what's wrong?
[07:42] *** Silicon Momoko [tightsweaterkitten@talentia.bitches5.gakuenmugen.ac.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi
[07:42] <@spiritflame> Irasshai Silicon Momoko
[07:43] * FireFly_9 looks and sees the IP and realizes...
[07:43] <FireFly_9> Momoko-chan, you;ve transferred from Juuban Middle?
[07:44] <Silicon Momoko> I'm the head of the "talent" division as is only fitting
[07:44] * Silicon Momoko allows her pendulous bosom to magnificently jiggle
[07:44] * .'~SugaBB_2999~'. is pizzed, ur breaking up hard KLASS rtomoey
[07:47] *** The Vampire Lyrica Hubert [nightwalker@philosophia.bitches5.gakuenmugen.ac.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi
[07:47] <@spiritflame> Irasshai The Vampire Lyrica Hubert
[07:47] <The Vampire Lyrica Hubert> And I have taken up the philosophy department
[07:48] <FireFly_9> YOU? You're just an Emo goth!
[07:48] <The Vampire Lyrica Hubert> I dont' shy away from the Darkness in my soul, unlike you, Tomoe Hotaru, who deny your inner being in order to maintain a facade of social acceptability with the norms.
[07:49] <FireFly_9> What the hell are you talking about.
[07:49] <The Vampire Lyrica Hubert> I dyed my hair black to represent in my external paradigm what you radiate from your core but deny.
[07:49] <FireFly_9> I'm just not going to talk to you.
[07:50] <The Vampire Lyrica Hubert> So deep is her denial.
[07:50] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> larica, mamoko, u kant jast leaf~!!!!
[07:50] <Silicon Momoko> It makes more sense to be head of an evil organization in an elevator school like Mugen. Who wants to take exams
[07:51] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> ><
[07:51] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> soitchy tak mi 2
[07:51] <GERMATOID> NO WAY
[07:51] <GERMATOID> YOU WERE A BAD INFLUENCE ON MY DAUGHTER LAST TIME
[07:51] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> wat
[07:52] <GERMATOID> YOU MADE HER REJECT THE POWER OF DAIMON AND EXPEL MISTRESS NINE THROUGH THE POWER OF "FRIENDSHIP"
[07:52] * GERMATOID VOMITS
[07:52] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> sew?!!?!!1
[07:53] * GERMATOID WANTS TO RECRUIT FROM THE OUTSIDE FOR THE HEAD OF THE PROFESSIONAL DIVISION
[07:53] * GERMATOID WANTS *YOU* MIZUNO AMI
[07:53] <Mizunomics01> You what
[07:53] <FireFly_9> Ami-san!?
[07:54] <Mizunomics01> I run mizunomics corporation, I don't have time to loiter around the halls of Mugen.
[07:54] <GERMATOID> YES, AND HOW DID YOUR MIZUNOMICS CORPORATION GET ITS START IN THIS CENTURY? BY STEALING ALL OF MUGEN TECHNOLOGY
[07:55] <GERMATOID> WITHOUT ME YOU'D STILL BE BUILDING UNSAFE CHILDREN'S TOYS AND TRYING TO CONQUER PLAYGROUNDS
[07:55] <Mizunomics01> the fact is I've outgrown you
[07:56] <Mizunomics01> I refused Viluy all those years ago, and I refuse you
[07:56] * GERMATOID ADJUSTS HIS GLASSES
[07:56] <GERMATOID> PERHAPS YOU FORGET THERE IS A CHANNEL WAR GOING ON
[07:56] <Mizunomics01> I haven't forgotten...
[07:57] * GERMATOID POINTS TO AMI
[07:57] * GERMATOID is away: FOR THE PROFESSIONAL DIVISION OF THE B[BLEEP]CHES 5... I WILL HAVE YOU
[07:58] <FireFly_9> Ami-san...
[07:58] *** The Vampire Lyrica Hubert [nightwalker@philosophia.bitches5.gakuenmugen.ac.jp] has left #suburbansenshi (you will join us)
[07:59] *** Silicon Momoko [tightsweaterkitten@talentia.bitches5.gakuenmugen.ac.jp] has left #suburbansenshi (you'll enjoy it)
[07:59] <Mizunomics01> Hotaru-chan, I fought your father before, and I will do it again.
[07:59] *** Mizunomics01 [user001.securenet.05@mizunomics.co.jp] has left #suburbansenshi (C²=A²+B² bitches)




[08:01] * FireFly_9 is away 
[08:01] <@Dr_Xadium> Heh well now that they've gone, I'm going to share a joke, unrepentantly stolen from Tachyon TV
[08:02] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> The Torchwood bashers?
[08:02] <@Dr_Xadium> Yes. Every now and then they do come up with the comedic genius.



Behind the Sofa is pleased to bring you this EXCLUSIVE action-packed dramatic scene from the closing episode of Torchwood Season One, provisionally titled Ask Us Again In A Couple Of Weeks, in which Cardiff becomes embroiled in a titanic battle between two fondly-remembered monster species from bygone years of Doctor Who; the Spirodons from the Pertwee story Planet Of The Daleks, and the Refusians from the Hartnell classic The Ark.

Executive producer Russel T. Davis generously took some brief time off from his busy schedule of admiring himself in the mirror to offer this comment: "Obviously we wanted to build on the success of the [SPOILERS FOR AMERIKA] conflict earlier this year, but also to take it in a new direction. We feel that we've surpassed ourselves by not only bringing back two old favourites to please long-time Doctor Who fans, but in a way that offers just as much dramatic scope while leaving us more money for the extraneous shagging. It's also sure to satisfy the demands of viewers wanting to see more alien beings in Torchwood that don't look recognisably human. Kneel before the might of Sutekh."

Visual Effects producer Will Cohen said The Mill had been 'cautiously optimistic' about the outcome of the project. "People have complained throughout the last seasons of Doctor Who and Torchwood that our CGI sequences are never as convincing as how they imagine them themselves," he explained when we feigned interest. "Well now they can put their money where their mouths are for a change. Miserable bastards."

Roy Skelton was unavailable for comment.


[08:07] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> I don't get it
[08:08] <@Dr_Xadium> (Refusians and Spirodons are both species who are invisible)
[08:08] * [gTV]Karasuma_Akane snorts and laughs
[08:09] *** Disconnected
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