#1053: “Ikari Shinji RAW [NSFW++] ”

[18:35] *** Wed Sep 21 2006 - LOGGING START -- Ripped from #ss2 logs***
[10:36] *** Now talking in #suburbansenshi2
[18:35] <@Dr_Xadium> So I go to tokyotosho
[18:36] <@Dr_Xadium> Teh first thing I see for download
[18:36] <@Dr_Xadium> "Pokemon Hentai Collection Cd-1 ( 6052 Pics 4 Flash 4 Videos ).rar" comment: The best Pokemon Hentai/Yiffy Colecction!!
[18:36] * @Dr_Xadium just blows his berains out
[18:36] * @Dr_Xadium is away: glad i typoed that
[18:37] <@Shinji Ikari> ohshi the definitive pikachu porn collection!
[18:37] * Zora downloads for the sole purpose of prankage
[18:37] <@Dr_Xadium> RIGHT SURE THAT'S YOUR SOLE PURPOSE
[18:38] * @Dr_Xadium is away: ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
[18:38] <Zora> what?
[18:38] <@Shinji Ikari> D: bulbasaur porn
[18:38] <Zora> -_-'
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[18:45] <@spiritflame> Irasshai Jupiter Knight
[18:45] <Jupiter Knight> Ooh, I missed Dr X.
[18:50] <@Shinji Ikari> You didn't miss the Bulbasaur porn, though.
[18:56] <Jupiter Knight> eh?
[18:58] <@Shinji Ikari> Bulbasaur porn. The tentacles, man! The tentacles! Watch all available openings that you've been blessed with! It WILL violate them!
[19:03] <@Shinji Ikari> If Bulbasaur = tentacle sex, would Pikachu = BDSM since he'd probably elecute you during the act of it. Or at least give you mild shock and burns at the cusp or orgasim.
[19:03] <Jupiter Knight> ugh...
[19:04] <@Shinji Ikari> Yes, the mention of Pokemon porn has given birth to these illicit thoughts.
[19:04] <Jupiter Knight> Talk about people witht too much time on their hands
[19:05] <@Shinji Ikari> When I breach the subject of necrophiliac pokemon sexual activities, then you can say I have too much time on my hands, JK.
[19:05] <starcat> Pokemon porn.
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[19:06] <@spiritflame> Irasshai starcat
[19:06] <Jupiter Knight> Pokemon porn is just... I dunno, reminds me of the stuff on the Discovery Channel
[19:06] <starcat> I had hoped to never hear those two words in connection to each other.
[19:06] <Jupiter Knight> ...
[19:07] <Jupiter Knight> Ditto starcat, ditto
[19:07] <@Shinji Ikari> Thinking about it, I wouldn't want to be in an act of sex with Charmander that includes candle wax for more obvious reasons. In fact, I wouldn't want to have sex with Charmander at all since he'd probably burn down the house during the final act.
[19:07] <starcat> What's scarier is that I heard "digimon porn" long before "pokemon porn".
[19:07] <@Shinji Ikari> ♡ [Charmander] CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARMANDER! *SETS THE HOUSE ABLAZE*! ♡
[19:08] <starcat> Wouldn't it be creepy to have your partner shout its own name, though...?
[19:08] <Jupiter Knight> Um... um...
[19:08] <Jupiter Knight> Yeah, I perfer my lady to scream mine
[19:08] <@Shinji Ikari> That might take away some of the enjoyable psychological aspects of the mating ritual, yes.
[19:09] * Sailor Jupiter slaps Kevin (What goes on in the bedroom, stays in the bedroom!)
[19:09] <@Shinji Ikari> Random Guy: SCREAM MY NAME! SCREAM MY NAME! [Mew] MEW! Random Guy: ...You SLUT!
[19:09] * Sailor Jupiter is away 
[19:10] <Jupiter Knight> Ouch...
[19:10] <@Shinji Ikari> It goes without saying that this subject brings a new meaning to 'Gotta Catch Them All.'
[19:10] <starcat> Eww.
[19:11] <@Shinji Ikari> Random thought: All of Misty's Pokemon would obviously be into watersports
[19:11] <Jupiter Knight> Catch all the vd...
[19:12] <@Shinji Ikari> Wouldn't surprise me if Misty's older sisters are as well. I'm sure it's pretty useful to have a partner that's willing to perform at your summoning.
[19:12] <Jupiter Knight> A foursome with Misty's sisters
[19:13] <starcat> I guess they like the Pokeballs.
[19:13] <Jupiter Knight> I got some... no, I can't complete that thought
[19:14] <@Shinji Ikari> Since we're furthering down this train of thought, I'm now under the assumption that Brock is secretly gay. He tries way too hard to be interested in girls. I'm sure his Rock-type Pokemon were quite useful in his sexual awakening.
[19:15] <Jupiter Knight> Um... I'm not touching this subject
[19:15] <starcat> Eww.
[19:16] <starcat> Then why do they start Pokemon training when kids are ten?
[19:19] <starcat> ...all pokemon are pædophiles?
[19:19] <starcat> Creepy.
[19:19] <Jupiter Knight> it's a really sick thing they have going
[19:19] <@Shinji Ikari> Because they're morally corrupt people? Or you could assume that the sexual deviancy is only in a portion of the trainers
[19:20] <starcat> Oh, I've got it. The wild ones don't go in for that sort of thing.
[19:20] <@Shinji Ikari> Although thinking about it, I do question the system of law enforcement in certain portions of that world if they're filled by just a certain family.
[19:20] <Jupiter Knight> That makes sense, I think
[19:20] * starcat nods and accepts Shinji's explanation
[19:21] <Jupiter Knight> Jenny's... they used to be part of a harem
[19:21] <@Shinji Ikari> Not to mention that some families there have a monoply on Pokemon medical treatment.
[19:21] <starcat> They're the Mob.
[19:21] <starcat> And they're the Other Mob.
[19:21] <starcat> Jennys vs. Joys.
[19:21] <Jupiter Knight> But the old geezer got knocked off somehow, and they swore vengance and went into law enforcement
[19:22] <starcat> Cosplay Show-Off Duel to the Death.
[19:22] <Jupiter Knight> Rip it off, rip it off!!!
[19:22] <@Shinji Ikari> That is one messed-up world that Ash lives in. No wonder he's turned out that way.
[19:22] <starcat> This topic is so creepy.
[19:23] <@Shinji Ikari> Pokemon's creepy. You're just realizing it for the first time.
[19:23] <starcat> I know.
[19:23] <starcat> Purin-chan's nice, though.
[19:23] <Jupiter Knight> roflmao
[19:23] <starcat> Then again, Purin-chan lives here, and not there.
[19:24] <@Shinji Ikari> (Getting back to the sexual aspect of the Pokemon Slavery, I wonder how Ash's mom kept her bed warm during those lonely and cold nights. Besides sleeping with that professor. I don't see her having a job...)
[19:24] <Zora> hee
[19:24] <@Shinji Ikari> Single mother having to raise a fanatical son that wants to be a trainer like his absent father...
[19:24] <@Shinji Ikari> What is she willing to do to keep the roof over their heads...
[19:25] <starcat> Sounds like a drama.
[19:25] <@Shinji Ikari> Sounds like she's a porn star or a hooker.
[19:25] <@Shinji Ikari> I bet she does porn videos staring Pokemon.
[19:25] <starcat> I bet it gets made into a Lifetime movie.
[19:26] <@Shinji Ikari> Directed by the Professor.
[19:26] *** Poke-mom
[19:26] <Jupiter Knight> Chancey
[19:26] <@Shinji Ikari> Think Requem for a Dream but even more twisted. And with Bulbasaur tentacle sex.
[19:26] <Jupiter Knight> Or was it Mr Mime keeping her busy
[19:26] <starcat> Pay-per-view Lifetime.
[19:26] <@Shinji Ikari> Ash's Mom: *giggles* Gotta f[BLEEP]k Them All!
[19:26] <Zora> SO. leave the poképorn in a daycare or in some unsuspecting drawers of siblings hmmmmm
[19:27] <starcat> Siblings. Daycare is cruel.
[19:27] <Zora> i know :D
[19:27] <starcat> (( plus if something like that was given/shown to my cousin I'd be like OMGYOUb[BLEEP]ch *tackle strangle punch attempt kill* ))
[19:28] <Jupiter Knight> Yes it is.
[19:28] <starcat> (( Okay maybe not kill. ))
[19:28] <@Shinji Ikari> I wonder how many female trainers get gangbanged while trying to tame wild pokemon.
[19:29] <@Shinji Ikari> That's a question that we ALL must ponder.
[19:29] <starcat> See, this is why I'm glad I stay here. In this world. With my one Purin-chan.
[19:29] * starcat shudders
[19:29] <@Shinji Ikari> You're not interested in wild Bulbasaur tentacle sex?
[19:30] <starcat> Hell no.
[19:30] <@Shinji Ikari> You may like it.
[19:30] <@Shinji Ikari> Randomly: I have found the name of Ash's mom so now I can make this joke:
[19:30] <@Shinji Ikari> Delia Does Kanto.
[19:31] <Zora> it's probably as exciting as veggie porn
[19:31] <starcat> I also may like the brains of three-month-old babies but I'm not going to try.
[19:31] <@Shinji Ikari> You know it be true. She starred in it and then made a bunch of sequels.
[19:31] <Zora> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXiRHqkQlr0
[19:31] <Jupiter Knight> 7 out of every 10
[19:32] <Jupiter Knight> whoa
[19:32] <starcat> I'll pass, Zora.
[19:32] <@Shinji Ikari> Veggie porn that'd shot its seed in you that would manifest in some abnormal and horrific human/pokemon spawnling that'd burst out of your stomach in nine months.
[19:32] <starcat> Gross.
[19:33] <Zora> (( it's really not dirty. just stupid :p ))
[19:33] <Jupiter Knight> ...
[19:33] <@Shinji Ikari> I can imagine it now: A Bulbasaur/Human spawnling of Starcat that'd engage in tentacle sex while correcting your spelling and grammarical errors in the cusp of your orgasim.
[19:34] <starcat> Oh god that is GROSS and horrifying and omfg wtf that just ewwwwww
[19:34] <Jupiter Knight> starcat and a meowth?
[19:35] <starcat> I am never going near a bulbasaur again or even looking at one
[19:35] <@Shinji Ikari> Then her child really WOULD be a cat!
[19:35] <starcat> how the hell did this get to me?!
[19:35] <Jupiter Knight> rofl
[19:35] <@Shinji Ikari> Do you even have to ask?
[19:35] * starcat marks meowth on the List of Stuff to Avoid
[19:36] <Zora> heeeheee
[19:36] <@Shinji Ikari> I wonder how powerful a spawnling of Starcat and Mew would be.
[19:36] <Zora> whhhaaattt about vulpix/evee yuri
[19:36] <Mew> I SURE AS HELL DON'T
[19:36] <@Shinji Ikari> Now you, Mew. The Pokemon Mew.
[19:36] <starcat> i am not having spawnlings why are you pondering this
[19:36] *** Mew has quit IRC (GRAAA I just broke in SO MANY WAYS)
[19:37] <Jupiter Knight> lol
[19:37] <Jupiter Knight> Everyone says they are not, but at somepoint it happens
[19:38] <starcat> uh. I'm not.
[19:38] <@Shinji Ikari> If starcat breeded with a Squirtle then we'd have to mark one of her fetishes as Watersports
[19:38] <starcat> I might adopt, but I am not having children.
[19:38] <@Shinji Ikari> The only question is: who would pee on whom?
[19:38] <@Shinji Ikari> Or if that's wrong in grammer and whatnot, you get my picture.
[19:38] <starcat> and you wonder why Furu disowned you >_<
[19:39] <starcat> Shinji, right now, you make a bad father.
[19:39] <@Shinji Ikari> I'm betting the kiddo would be more of a dominating pisser than Squirtle. Especially if she broke it in.
[19:39] <starcat> Ewww.
[19:39] <Jupiter Knight> ugh
[19:39] <@Shinji Ikari> Those are slander and lies, kiddo. I am a great father. Ask all of my children that I've left across the omniverse.
[19:39] <starcat> That just does not work for me. In any situation.
[19:40] <Jupiter Knight> Starcat and a ninetails
[19:40] <@Shinji Ikari> So you'd rather have Squirtle piss on you first?
[19:40] <starcat> you're talking about your adopted daughter copulating with POKEMON
[19:40] <starcat> no. no piss. and no squirtle either!
[19:40] <@Shinji Ikari> And? Not getting your point.
[19:40] <Jupiter Knight> Wow shinji, you sound like a true Sailor
[19:40] <starcat> I can tell.
[19:40] <@Shinji Ikari> I'm not going to judge you if you're going to have numerous acts of sex with your pets.
[19:41] <@Shinji Ikari> I can only hope that you have a safe word.
[19:41] <starcat> but I'm not.
[19:41] * @Haruka [dead] changes topic to `[19:40] <@Shinji Ikari> I'm not going to judge you if you're going to have numerous acts of sex with your pets.`
[19:41] <@Shinji Ikari> Why aren't you going to have a safe word?
[19:41] <@Shinji Ikari> You need one if you're going to engage in that stuff.
[19:41] <starcat> No, I'm not going to have numerous acts of sex with my pets.
[19:42] <starcat> Then I wouldn't need one.
[19:42] <Jupiter Knight> Hmmm, nekophilia?
[19:42] <@Shinji Ikari> I've heard that line before and it normally ends up with someone screaming out Growlithe's name in bliss.
[19:42] <Jupiter Knight> rofl
[19:43] <@Shinji Ikari> Although Growlithe would confirm that you like it doggy style.
[19:43] <@Shinji Ikari> It also could set you on fire.
[19:43] <Jupiter Knight> Growlithe and Starcat... I wonder what kind of offspring that would breed?
[19:43] <@Shinji Ikari> So you'd want to be carefull less you want your pubes ablaze.
[19:44] <@Shinji Ikari> Some shave but I do know that others like a thick forrest down there.
[19:44] <@Shinji Ikari> Apples and oranges if you ask me.
[19:44] <starcat> I'd rather stick with my own species, thanks.
[19:44] <Zora> SHINJI GROSS!!!
[19:44] <Jupiter Knight> I... can't commit on that, lest Mako-chan slaps me again
[19:45] * Zora vomits
[19:45] <Jupiter Knight> Persian and Starcat?
[19:45] <starcat> DO I LOOK LIKE A CAT POKEMON TO YOU?
[19:45] <@Shinji Ikari> What's gross about wanting a shubbery down in your pants?
[19:45] <starcat> I mean HUMANS.
[19:46] *** <-- is so going to title this "Ikari Shinji RAW [NSFW++]"
[19:46] * Zora continues vomiting
[19:46] <starcat> Homo sapiens.
[19:46] <Jupiter Knight> As I said Shinji, I am not allowed to commit.
[19:46] <Zora> no he deserves a new class. Not Safe For ANYONE
[19:46] <Jupiter Knight> STARCAT, I CHOOSE YOU!!!
[19:46] <starcat> Jeez, I haven't even had sex once and you're already wondering what sort of mutant hybrid I'll be spawning.
[19:46] <Jupiter Knight> lol
[19:47] <starcat> Say that again and I'm kicking you, Jupiter Knight.
[19:47] <Jupiter Knight> roflmao
[19:47] <starcat> Unlike my brother, I don't work with Pokeballs.
[19:47] <Jupiter Knight> Oh, i'm going to die of laughter
[19:47] <@Shinji Ikari> Kiddo... just remember...
[19:47] <starcat> Good.
[19:47] * starcat sighs and listens
[19:48] <Jupiter Knight> But no such luck. Yongsin won't allow it
[19:48] <@Shinji Ikari> If you end up sleeping with that Jigglypuff of yours, make sure you get off before she sings out her name.
[19:48] <Jupiter Knight> Whoa!
[19:48] <starcat> oh god that's terrible.
[19:48] <@Shinji Ikari> Then she'll get angry that you cummed before it got a chance and then you'll find crude drawlings on your private parts
[19:49] <Jupiter Knight> Oh the Cleffairy. You don't want a metronome going off
[19:49] <starcat> You sound like you've had this experience, Shinji.
[19:50] <@Shinji Ikari> I haven't but in the course of my emotional preparation as your father over your illicit activities with potential partners, including your pets, I've prepared myself.
[19:50] <Jupiter Knight> I wonder if Ai Yuroti is this much fun to mess around with?
[19:50] <starcat> Right. Okay. You keep dreaming.
[19:50] <Jupiter Knight> Shinji- lol
[19:51] <@Shinji Ikari> Like I said, I'll love you as my adopted daughter even if you end up being Psyduck's cum b[BLEEP]ch.
[19:51] <starcat> I'm going to go find someone normal to talk to.
[19:51] <Jupiter Knight> WOW!!!
[19:51] <@Shinji Ikari> If I hadn't steeled myself over your comments, I might be offended.
[19:51] <Jupiter Knight> good luck on that
[19:52] <@Shinji Ikari> Just know that the family will support you in whatever deviant sexual deeds you do!
[19:52] <Jupiter Knight> And your friends as well
[19:52] * Zora gets back to her freaking anatomy
[19:52] <@Shinji Ikari> We'll always understand you.
[19:52] *** starcat has left #suburbansenshi2 (I don't drink, so a bar is out. Where the hell else does one go to meet people?)
[19:53] <@Shinji Ikari> So... is it me or am I the only one that's currently wondering where Psyduck stashes his penis?
[19:53] <Jupiter Knight> lol, poor starcat. Maybe we shouldn't have picked on her so much?
[19:54] <Jupiter Knight> Not me, I don't do pokemon anatomy
[19:54] <@Shinji Ikari> The Kiddo knows it's all in fun and games. If she truly ends up offended, then humor transplant she shall get.
[19:55] <Jupiter Knight> lol, roger that
[19:56] <@Shinji Ikari> I think, though, we've learned a valuable lesson today.
[19:56] <@Shinji Ikari> That it'll just take one random thing to set me off on a tangent that you've never seen.
[19:57] <@Shinji Ikari> Mention Pokemon Porn and I might end up discussing the sexual habits of those slave creatures.
[19:57] <Jupiter Knight> yes, I believe so
[19:57] <@Shinji Ikari> We've also learned this:
[19:58] <Jupiter Knight> That seems to be an accurate saying
[19:58] <@Shinji Ikari> That the Pokemon world is a sad, sick, and twisted place. Sexial deviants. Medical Monopolies. Police Forces controlled by one family.
[19:58] <@Shinji Ikari> Not to mention we have the open engagement of slavery.
[19:59] <@Shinji Ikari> Capturing random creatures and forcing them to battle for their sick amusement.
[19:59] <Jupiter Knight> Yes, it seems to be a bad place to live. Perhaps some Kanorian invasions could bring the place back up to decent standards
[20:00] <@Shinji Ikari> So people of all ages. Next time you watch Pokemon, ask yourself this: Do you STILL wanna catch them all?
[20:00] <@Shinji Ikari> If the answer is yes, then may whatever deity have mercy on your souls, you sick ba[BLEEP]rds.
[20:01] <@Shinji Ikari> And I'm spent.